Even in video games… SO MANY HIIIPSTEEEERSSS
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 23, 2012 · 7:50 PM
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I'd rather save the "jumping" for my girlfriend, ifyouknowhatimean…
Nintendo game?
Oh, you mean the playing cards.
He stops at nothing to get to the princess. He's faced Dragon Turtles in the bowels of hell. He's faced Large Frogs in his sleep with veggies. He faced…the turtle several times after that. And now he faces his greatest threat.
Super Mario Mario in…
HIPSTER.
This time, he's going underground.
Mario?
Too mainstream?
Bitch please.
Hipsters, you say? http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/540
WHY WOULD YOU JUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND!?
Mario?
Oh, you mean Jumpman.
Now do a video like this with modern FPS games.
Level 1-2 is too underground.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
"You see, when I get told that the princess is in another castle, i'm being told that by a brown dinosaur. It's meant to be ironic, you wouldn't understand."
Yeah I know exactly what you mean
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Mario games? I remember playing those on my Virtua Boy
Also, feel free to keep plugging my Twitter.
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Dat 5th panel
"Yeah…but did your father step on it destroying millions of hours of gameplay…? NUH-UH, DIDN'T THINK SO!!!"
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Mario is too mainstream, that's why I play Sonic. He's totally " rel="nofollow">underground.
My Virtua Boy was so underground even his father wouldn't be able to step on it!
Level 2-3 is too watery.
Uhm… fix the forum?
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Goddamn lousy stupid hipsters. I mean, even Homestuck, that made SPARKLY VAMPIRES COOL, can't make hipsters likeable. Not that it tried, though.
So underground it should be a " rel="nofollow">crime
you think mao is underground? bitch please, THIS GUY is underground.
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Mario Galaxy? It's out of this world, you probably wouldn't know it.
Dang it, I was about to make a similar joke.
This man has the right idea.
…sorta.
Hey wait a minute……
*looks closer at maos collar*
OMGWTFBBQ the button on his collar is dads pimples face from disgaea 2……
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(Ugh just pretending to troll is nauseating)
"I'll always be the greatest, and the first! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
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WILL NEVER UNSEE
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Mario is so badass, he's been saving bitches since before his own games.
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DEAL WITH IT.
I used to drink my coffee, before it was cool.
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I think…
It was really long ago, can't really remember whether it was any good or not…
Edit: HOLYDRFTGYHUJIKOL
'Share on Facebook' in my intensedebate comments!?
FFFFFUUUUUUUU
Dont you guys know?
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So, we are relying on Spongebob to help us win the forums back? Because I'm fine with that.
Please.
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Shadow's been underground since the sixties.
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Bitch please.
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To quote the Tiny Toons opening: "Our teachers have been getting laughs since 1933."
Aw, poor Smashpro1, linking to the same thing posted in the (currently) top-rated comment before the top-rated comment was made, but loosing out to the embeddedness.
Don't worry Smashpro1, I'll give you a consolation +1.
Imagine if they went with this for Sonic canon instead. Sonic Rock Band would have been created… makes me either shudder or sigh at what could have been.
indy games are cool. that much i agree
by the way, im still waiting for super meat boy on my wii
Where do you all get these images and where do you all caption them D:
~nostalgia attack~ ROLlIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, GOT PLACES TO G..(runs over the horizon to chao garden)
Got em off google, caption them in GIMP. I'm sure spplmj has a different approach.
Gig? Underground?
Wait until you see this!
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Don't remind me of that wondrous place that will never again return.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sit in a corner and have a little cry over the loss of the beloved Chao.
TWITBIRD?! YOU?! FORUMS?! SHAWN?!
….DO IT!!!
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My reaction to this gif.
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Braid's for hipsters?
You can't jump off a god damn cliff without landing on someone who enjoys Braid.
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Or just take the image from Youtube.
HNNNNNRRRGHHHH
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HANDYYYY(side)
YOU ARE GONNA FINISH UP THOSE FORUMS, AND YOU'RE GONNA LIIIIIIKE IIIIIIIIIIT!
amidoinitrite
The real hipsters are the ones who were hipsters before it was mainstream
The term “hipster” was originally used in the 1940s to describe someone actively engaged in Bebop music and swing jazz social scenes. In his article “A Portrait of the Hipster”[1] published in June 1948 issue of Partisan Review, American literary critic Anatole Broyard wrote:
“The hipster--once an unregenerate individualist, an underground poet, a guerilla--had become a pretentious poet laureate. His old subversiveness, his ferocity, was now so manifestly rhetorical as to be obviously harmless. He was bought and placed in the zoo.”
Most of the old hipsters aren't even alive anymore.
I liked Jumpman before he was cool.
-O GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!
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Bitch please, Link's games aren't even named after him.
Getting +1's
1. make a post demanding the forums be fixed
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!
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In a game where it is named after enemies that you fight? WHY NOT?
Don't make me get Monkey Kong after you!
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Became addicted to Super Meat Boy a month ago.
It was mentioned again.
YESSSSSSSSS
Won't happen. The game is 10 MB over the maximum size for WiiWare games, and not big enough for a full Wii disc game.
Super Meat Boy can't even kill the things in his way! Dude's way more hardcore than even the contra guys.
Well I gave you a consolation consolation +1.
Let's play a game. Finish this song based solely on what it references.
"What is this place filled with so many hipsters?"
I'm asking for trouble aren't I?
I think if he were hardcore, he'd be able to kill things.
Zelda and Metroid? Those guys are so badass.
And then the damn hipsters came along and gave hipsters a bad name.
And I will turn on my Dreamcast and continue to not give a fuck.
Well, he killed Little Horn, the Larries, and Fetus, but the first two were kind of stupid and killed themselves, Little Horn by smashing his face on the platform and the Larries by jumping into the saws.
and then he pulled a Bowser on Dr. Fetus.
Sonic Rock Band? You mean a game where I can play Live and Learn on plastic guitars and drums to compensate for my lack of musical talent?!
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I came… to comment.
And also had an orgasm.
Free internet if you get the reference (hint: abridged series)
Not only live and Learn, also What I'm made of, I'm all of me, and much more!
No he's talking about rel="nofollow">Captain N: The Game Master!
And mine
OHGAWDWHATISTHATTHINGKILLITWITHFIRE
How dare you imply Kanaya is a vampire! She is a rainbow drinker.
but you're not on a motorcycle
How about jump-'n-shoot man?
Port -- O -… HEAD!?
OH GOD, MY CHILDHOOD!
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Now that I think about it…
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Also, notice how I said if they went with the Mobius canon instead? We might not have those glorious songs and soundtracks.
But even so…… Metal…Harbor… on expert mode.
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dididoitrite?
I should probably point out that I have never played Super Meat Boy but anywho… How does he "pull a Bowser" on Dr. Fetus? Because that could imply a lot of things. Does he run under him and grab an ax? Does he jump over him and grab an ax? Does he run under him and avoid him while Dr. Fetus crushes bricks under himself and eventually falls into a bottomless pit? Does Meat Boy throw wind-up toys at him while he floats around in a teacup copter? Does Baby Meat Boy throw eggs at him while giant Dr. Fetus draws ever closer from the background? Does he grab Dr. Fetus from behind and toss him into a bomb? Does he spin into Dr. Fetus while he slides across a planet? Does he do… however the fight goes in Sunshine?
"Casting their spells that I am now under."
"Hipsters in the trees and the pretentious bunnies"
My apologies for not being specific. He pushes a button which causes the platform at the very end of the boss stage to disappear, thus causing Dr. Fetus to fall a very long distance, the impact from which damages his glass jar and causes him to fall out. I won't explain the whole scene but that's the bowser part, destroying the platform.
Eridan was a hipster after it was lame. (being a hipster I mean. Homestuck is awesome)
I got ya covered…
Does he knock Dr. Fetus out of a poison-filled hot tub floating in the sky with the aid of a water pump-action rocket device?
He killed C.H.A.D. too.
Can somone explain this joke to me?
That's not the joke, man.
Curse you Metroid!
You, jelly brain thing, warn the rest that Metroid is coming!
Time for explanation!
Before Mario was Mario he was "Jumpman".
Before Donkey Kong was DK he was "Monkey Kong".
Explanation over, now go have some top hats.
C.H.A.D was still alive during the credits. But yeah, he did. He didn't mean to hurt him as bad as he did though! Just put the little guy down so he wouldn't have to be so maimed.
Okay, you win, I give up who the hell is that?
that won't ever change the fact that you're voiced by a girl………
Mettalica, from "The Witch and a Hundred Soldiers"
Homestuck also made a Juggalo be one of the funniest and most favorite character for many fans.
I think he's talking about a glich that makes mario move about while laying down on the floor, whether faced or not, I do not know
well then, REMOVE SOME OF THE GOD DAMN DARK WORLD LEVELS!
Soooo…who's the black shadow-lookin' dude? I'm clearly too mainstream to understand.