You can lead a Heavy to water, but you can’t make him backstab it! Wait that’s not right…
Give a man a backstab, kill him for a day. Teach a man to backstab, make him a spy for life?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2012 · 9:25 PM
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Categories: Disguises, Explosives, Failure, Heavy Weapons, Ninjas, Off Duty, PC, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Stealth Espionage, Swordplay, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (103 Comments) |
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What was that, disguise case? Spycrab them all? Good idea! AH HAHAHAHA--*snort snort*
LIES, THERE WAS NO MONTAGE!
IT WAS MISSING EPIC MUSIC OF TRAINING!
THAT SPY IS A… Heavy?
What's this? A g-mod produced TF2 video with decent animation and no giant heads with distorted facial features?
Is this real life?
inb4 nope.jpg
RED needs more snipers…
<img src="http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt326/JagsDomainCrew/Reactions/Nope.png">
Luckily you mentioned nothing about nope.png…
Let's see if we can remedy this. The Rocky theme? Too inspiring. Final Countdown? Too dramatic. You're the best around? Not enough karate. AHA! rel="nofollow">I got it! It fits heavy perfectly.
At least it went better than when the medic tried to be a spy.
-Ok Ninja heavy, your next mission is to infiltrate yourself in the enemy base, understood?
-Yes.
-Then, my fat aprentice, go!
-Ok, here I go, LEEROY JENKINS!!!
Guys! This video is a representation of US!
Halolz (Hoovy) is constantly in competition with other video humor websites and for the most part cant hang on its own, Shawn (Spy) is the only thing keeping it afloat, but alas despites his best efforts Shawn cant turn Halolz into a super website, Shawn comes to us (Engy) for advice but all we can do is sprout off about random crap, Shawn then in his rage at not being able to improve Halolz accidentally blew up the forums (Cart) and wont be fixing them until Halolz becomes a better website.
We can help improve Halolz by submitting decent video game stuff and not posting objectionable content in the comment section…
I'm scared now.
And you didn't even mention Eye of the Tiger. For shame.
*whimper* Who ever heard of a sad heavy….
*Looks at the internet*
With all honestly… I don't think some people can do that for weeks if not months.
Also, you REALLY want those forums back don't you? 'o'
Why so they can call for Medics?
The Eye of the Tiger? A good one and I can't believe I forgot it. But the heavy doesn't really have much in common with tigers. Now if it was Eye of the Bear then we would be getting somewhere.
Hate me later.
…Okay, it's later.
What about the rel="nofollow">Eye of the Family Man?
Just went through and synced the training montage with this and needless to say Guile's Theme easily goes with it.
I would like to point out that I had patented the ninja heavy long before this video was made.
And also that the forums are not fixed.
I was hoping that the engineers idea of more guns would result in a Barrett (from ff7)style Heavy.
And you should probably know what he means by "objectionable content".
I've never seen a comment that Shawn had reasons to delete get positive points in Halolz. A sad day indeed.
It IS supposed to go with everything, after all.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
no escape from re-
*WheelMan1337 has been kicked from the server. Reason: mic spamming.*
[Witty comment goes here.]
[Rule 34 of Heavy and Spy goes here.]
[Disapproval and thumbs down goes here.]
Why is it so easy to imagine Heavy screaming "Ok, here I go, LEEROY JENKINS!!!"
I'm sorry. It was just so tempting.
But yeah I do agree with you. There are times when we really need to up our game. (pun semi-intended) We can't always force the cheap laughs. After all we are gentlemen.
wow, i cant believe that SEGA Uranus hasn't come in yet and posted anything objectionable related…too…this…..
NEVERMIND. I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID.
I assume that as per our agreements that I still have the rights to "NEENJA HOOVY"?
Also congrats on the 100 e-peen. I am awed by it's magnificence.
0.0
he has turned over a new leaf!!!!
Sarcasm, or just laziness?
He/She is like beetlejiuce, you said his/her name too many times.
Mostly sarcasm, Also, I haven't found some good TF2 yaoi that involved the Heavy and Spy. Heavy and Medic on the other hand…
Umm, are you referring to me? If you are, you forgot the "S" in front of the "he".
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Rule 30: There Are NO Girls On The Internet
Thats not what the rules of the internet say…
Trollface.jpg
Well since you insist.
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Rule 34 is better.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU………………………………………………….
CK!
No, I'm more like an anus.
AGREED, BUT NOT TO THE EXTENT YOU PUT IT!
Ahem, no exceptions.
The ancient arts of poot have been used to tauntkill snipers from all over the world.
damn it sega
Obligatory.
<img src='http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-heavyweaponsguy-unclesamposter.jpg'>
That one actually turned out pretty rel="nofollow">well
oh God my eyes I think I'm starting to gobliaouhdasoibdsaiiwecbiodpwcbidw
<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjul2xc1l1qii6tmo1_500.gif">
I've done it!
Well, only because you asked so nicely.
These comments are starting to become like the completely unrelated pictures…
I didn't -1 you btw, I don't feel like someone needs that until they earn it.
I….think I need to stay off of the comment section for a while….
It will be safe again eventually…
Hopefully…
Guys….?
Step aside Guile, there's new theme on the loose.
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"Oh no. I'VE GONE CROSS EYED!"
To that sorts?
In more ways than one!
rel="nofollow">The man who stole his precious sandvich.
http://eyebleach.com/
Dagnabbitall Sega… why are you doing this!? -Shakes his fist in the air.-
rel="nofollow">Why…
http://eyebleach.com/
You'll need this for a while.
To give me more things to burn
Well, that was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. And I've seen Sniper Yoko and Soldier Moon.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.AIV
SEGA, you are one of the many reasons why we can't have nice things.
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I should be disturbed but I'm laughing. I'm actually laughing! And it feels so good! And strange!
This is my spray. I use it all the time, except when I'm in Lotus servers, because they disabled sprays.
02:55
I SEE TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!
Turns out there are some things not even money can do.
Yeah, I agree. I'd really hoped we were better than that. I hope we don't have more objectionable content like that in the future.
OPEN YOUR EYES
LOOK UP TO THE SK-
*GazzyW007 has been banned. Reason: Being unoriginal. *
Look, there's no need to be butthurt about it. We joke about R34 here (the comments are for regurgitating unfunny shit) however posting censored stuff will get a reaction. Now that you've learned a lesson just leave it there -- e-peen srsly means nothing. Whilst some people treat it as life and death, you're better off just moving on and not giving a fuck.
What the hell are you doing man, just……WHAT THE HELL!!
These images are so….NNNGHFFFFFF
Engineer can solve practical problems, but he can't solve corpulent ones.
All I see is Half-Life 2: Episode 3 at that shot.
I beg to differ about the comments being unfunny, some of the comments are actually funnier than the submission itself.
There's a white cardboard cutout that resembles a pony. It's a bit difficult to tell which pony at lower resolutions.
I'm sorry I had to do this, but…
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsNotSymbolic
Related video: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
I have nothing to say…
except… http://news.yahoo.com/sopa-pipa-indefinitely-shel…
Victory!
Because spartann30 was expecting it.
Because I'm not a man, nor have insecurities
I have no qualms with this idea.
Especially during Kratololz.
Heavy/Teddy combo is broken, nerf now!
You can't be a female there are no females on the internet!
Proof: Rule 30 of the internet.
Also while we are on the subject I do feel childish for overeating yesterday so rel="nofollow">
*Note: Don't click the "Alternate Version" option because you think that the Eye Bleach offered isn't potent enough. You'll end up in the "Women's Eye Bleach Department" and it WILL feel awkward.
So I take it that you go on an "ask and ye shall receive" basis?
Are you kidding? Women INVENTED insecurities. Us gentlemen just have demasculinization to worry about.
She's got you beat there man. Has you "by the balls" so to speak.
Earning your -1s…huh…interesting concept. I'll never try it, but it's food for thought.
That's why I directed him to the Men's selection of Eyebleach.
About time you made it to 100 epeen. Congrats!!! I do say this requires a toast and a good cup of tea.
Speaking of ponies…Derpy got to speak in today's episode. Rainbow Dash officially addressed Ditzy Doo as Derpy so her name is officially canon AND she's been voiced by Tabitha St. Germain.
As such, I'm giving everyone 1-UPs to their epeen cause I'm in such a chipper mood.
In that case, you don't exist. See rule 34.
I knew there was a good chap still around with that link!
What's wrong with overeating? If you're hungry, you're hungry…
I shouldn't say this, but…
Are you like an excuse as well? "Everyone's got one, but they all stink?"
"Ah did what Ah could…" -Demoman
<img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/2/9/129101859135779445.jpg" length="400" width="400">
Derpy spoke? And was addressed as Derpy? Holy crap! Now I feel even worse for sleeping in and missing the episode. Must go watch NOW!
And I'm back. With a new favorite episode.
Indeed, I don't post porn, unless it's brought up.
Rainbow Dash: Element of Loyalty… Ditches friends in desert.
Episode about Applejack? Let's talk about Derpy!
Pinkie Pie: Element of Laughter… Lie to her and shit is goin' DOWN!
But yeah, overall, great episode. :P
*Imagine fist pounding on desk at every word*
WE NEED FORUMS BACK TO DISCUSS THINGS LIKE THESE!!!
I don't want to sound bitchy, but without those forums, this "internet" is an alien land to my person.
You know what's funny? I didn't even realize there were forums until everyone started complaining about them.
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
becau-
*Jostimaster has been banned. Reason: Admin had no sympathy*