Leave it to Nintendo to somehow create a helper for Link that’s more annoying than Navi.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 19, 2012 · 12:33 AM
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What I see -- There are no comments posted yet. Be the first one!
me: OK!
What have you done…
I was going to post some witty joke….I…think I'm going to be sick….
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN USE THE COMMENT SECTION TO MAKE A COMMENT RELEVANT TO THE SUBMISSION?
I regret nothing!
But that is what it really did said.
WHEN WILL THE TROLLING STOP?! SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
I miss Navi……………………WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!?!?!?
There is a 62% probability that this is going to become a new meme.
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There is a 93% chance I am a sex robot.
And she looks really creepy when she sings too.
Suddenly the pokemon low hp beeping seems soothing compared to this. And to think I thought I had such a hard life dealing with that low hp beeping. You've got to give credit to the younger generation for being able to put up with it. Or instead just get mad at the game companies. :D
Knowing that this is Halolz, there is an 85% probability that the comments won't be related to the video in any way.
I detect a 90% probability that you will be flamed. Flames can hurt you, so I advise you not to be in a position where you will be flamed.
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We made Shawn go so insane that he is streaking around now.
"Is this Patrick? No this is Alpar."
Dear Glob, YES!
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Every second looks like she's writhing in agony from the terrible musical instrument controls gimmick!
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FOOL! I am the most annoying physical manifestation of a sword there ever was! My tale begins in the twelth century, where I discovered that coffee is the greatest morning beverage. In fact, back in the tenth century, when I first aided someone on a quest, I do believe it was on a sunny, summer Monday (yes, Monday is the perfect day to start a quest), though it could have been a Tuesday…So on this chilled winter Saturday, I aided King Arthur in defeating Alexander the Great and his Mongolian armies, though I was not as humble as I am in this day, I still managed to overwhelm Genghis Khan and his dreadful Roman legions!
And this is why every one of my mornings starts with a soothing cup of tea.
Vabolo, I have determined that there is a 59% chance that someone will take your comment the wrong way and throw it out of proportion. Just use your Heavenly Strike to deter the opposition.
Masters, I calculate an 85% chance that this is a video on the internet. The other 15 % chance is the probability of everything being a figment of your imagination, and everything being a lie.
*Awkwardly trying to get the WiimotionPlus to understand that I'm attempting a Skyward Strike by holding it akin to those old bunny-eared antennae we used to have on TVs before they stopped being supported due to the digital transition*
I was expecting it to start dancing again at the end.
I am required by law(lz) to post this here:
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/996
http://www.myfacewhen.com/129/
There is a 99% chance of "Yeah, I get it."
Master, there is a 20% chance that Shawn will not complete the forums, judging from the fact that 90% of his daily time is spent on League of Legends.
What a cleverly disguised "First" comment.
Don't believe in the IntenseDebate notifications; believe in the trolls that don't believe in the IntenseDebate notifications!
I would say the 10% is devoted to sleeping and eating, but I know that's a lie.
So wait, there's an 80% chance Shawn will fix the forums?
All my false hope is coming back!
Unless… 20% is him fixing the forums and the other 60% is him throwing the forum out the window again because toast is the superior being.
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The predictions based on these possible events have a 99% error margin.
Halfway through my playing of SS I concluded that not only Nintendo and the Wii were trolling me, but the game as well. I need to recalibrate the WiiMote every 5 minutes? NO THANK YOU!
And don't even get me started on the water temple and Link's Dolphin like swimming capabilities.
Lame!
He should've used proper transition words; First, Second, and Third a good trolling does not make.
I detect there's a 95% chance she isn't a sexbot.
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Correction, 69% chance she isn't.
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We're getting extremely off topic now aren't we?
I dunno 'cal, you've got some tough competition there
Don't worry, I hear it's a common symptom of insanity.
The other 15% are memes and image posts.
That just went up to 75%
I was going to say "you should have taken this ::image of master sword::" but then remembered that Fi is worse.
FUCKING GOLD RIGHT THERE!!!
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HAHAA!
orphans
After Nintendo reads this (they won't)-
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Bitch please.
FAKE!!
Link can't talk.
And Link's arm sometimes looked like it was going to pop off while playing the harp.
I always wondered, why didn't that fairy just leave?
Lincco the Dolphin.
Boots go on feet?
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No wonder I can't breath…
What are you?
Some kind of internet doctor?
:c
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I would say Gold Encrusted Diamond with a Platinum center.
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You have no idea. Also let it be known that Maka's insanity fight is one of my favorite moments of anime.
Psssh…
Fi doesn't have arms…
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…I don't see how.
There is a 95% chance that you will assume the position.
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There is 85% chance when they first delayed Skyward Sword they did to add in Fi's dialogue.
There's also a 65% chance that the second time they delayed it they added in the cutscenes where she sings in Agony while Link plays the harp like a child.
He has a pHD
(it's in 1080p)
KILL IT WITH SACRED FLAMES
Something you shouldn't be looking at, young lady…. filly….. horse.
> Get retarded-yet-all-knowing robot
> First question you ask is "are you a sex robot"
Also, Fisto.
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Which is actually a lyre.
*lame pun about Nintendo being lyres when they call it a harp goes here*
You think that's bad, wait to you see my collection of Pipit x guy yaoi collection. ^-^
Oh Shawn better weary of posting something related with Pipit Skyward Sword related. >:3
As much as we all like smutty pictures, even cleverly censored ones.
This is more awkward than it is funny.
It's like a duck making elephant noises.
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Did we just turn Halolz into the Forum?
I find a duck making elephant noises funny. D=
And lo, on the next day, Shawn posteth Pipit-related material.
SEGA uranus posted traumatising images, and Shawn saw that it was a terrible mistake.
The Harp sections made me feel more or less like this…
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I wonder what musical instrument they are going to get wrong next!
I believe they call her a Chicken where she is from.
If you're going to spell my name, at least have the courtesy to capitalize it properly.
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Aw Sith, I actually took the time to read it, and my tired eyes saw the "u" as being uncapitalized.
People of Skyloft are fucking weird.
While the Duck making elephant noises would be the talk of the town, it would get uninteresting or just plain annoying .
:c
The Drums.
I had a brain fart where I wanted to respond with "but he only has 85p".
Well that just makes things more confusing, eh?
They need to be about 20% cooler.
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They need to be about 20% cooler.
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This is the second sensual picture I've seen you post in the past day. Are you slowly but surely trying to turn Halolz into an ecchi site? Although, considering you have the word "anus" in your name, I shouldn't be surprised.
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95% chance that someone will do a "top percentile rattata"!
I see you visit Awkwardzombie very often……
Why would you post this???
The only thing Fi is good for is telling you your wiimote's going flat.
i find doing a sword isn't very good for your health
So the chance of it happening is between -19% and 179%? I like those odds!
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Okay maybe I'm crazy but I didn't think Fi was that bad like the percentage thing was annoying but I did like how she told you your enemy performance and how she told you more than just 1 predetermined hint depending on where you were, of course I didn't mind Navi either.
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No Shawn, forums are not halolz submissions…
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Forums are not Level Up Studios products either.
I know that's pretty weak compared to what we usually end up seeing on the internet, searching for it or not, but I'm still impressed that Shawn is allowing you to keep another one of these as a comment, and that you are actually getting +1's.
Soon enough people will be using the anthrolesbo Mudkipz from Halolz as comments.
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Waaaaait a second…..
… Is she licking herself? o.O
Didn't think rel="nofollow">this would ever be even slightly relevant. Just gotta use it!
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Oh, there she is!
Hey, Sonic! I found he…
Where'd he go?
And there's that dungeon porn avatar to consider too…
Metaphysical Masturbation!
Oh god, that's not Nurse joy & Officer Jenny!
That's not Nurse Joy & Officer Jenny at all. D:
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Makes it THAT much easier for snu-snu.
Save the yaoi for yourself. None of us gentlemen want to see that sort of thing. (At least I certainly HOPE not…)
That's okay, some guys like a small ass. LMAO
I got a great laugh out of that +1 up
Is it me or are Sonic characters starting to look more like Playdoh sculptures?
Hey!!! Damn it Navi!!! Censoring 15% of her body!!! Jealous much?!?
IDK, from my perspective, it looks like she's got a good handle on the situation.
If I can laugh at yuri, (mostly at how outrageous it), what's wrong with a male enjoying Yaoi?
There's porn in my avatar?
As far as I am aware, there is not a single straight guy out there in the known universe that enjoys yaoi.
I'm hoping for a yaoi-free Halolz. *fingers crossed* Cause I know if there's anyone out there that would post a pic, it would be you lol.
Ahh.. my legs are numb again, thanks F.I.S.T.O!
*Cough Ice_Cold_Water Cough*
Anyone have any cough drops?
Oh you guys!
Why'd you bring Adrian Monk in this?
Then my friend Jimmy, prepare to be disappointed.
Nah, I wouldn't do that!
It just sucks abiding by the double standard from a girl's point of view.
Because I'm an ass.
http://instantrimshot.com/
oh jimmy with your sharp wit
See I can handle Yuri cause it's easy for us guys to imagine that the "real" fun occurs when we place ourselves mentally into the scenario so that it becomes a three way or a four way (in that first link's case). Funny thing is that it's not quite the same in reverse for you ladies and your yaoi.
Double standards are hilarious.
> Implying there ever ISN'T.
Too late. I for one hope we don't do it anymore though…
…Well played…
One thing that amazes me is that a woman loses her child and gives you 5 gratitude crystals, but a fat guy loses his ball and once it is returned you get 5 gratitude crystals. Who loves a ball as much as a FUCKING CHILD!!!!
I hadn´t played LOZ Skyward sword, so when I read "95% chances of X"
it reminds me of Monk…
HEY NOW, This is a family site!
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rel="nofollow">Do the Sex Robot
rel="nofollow">The REAL Sex Robot goes to Vegas
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"Hey Spp… your forums is gone!"
Pssssssssh…
check the official scrapbook, yes she doooooes…
Now now… we're reaaaaaaaaaaaally crossing borders here…
DANG IT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
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dumb fairy
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Readin'? READIN'S FER YELLABELLIES!!
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If I were UndeadLex, I would reply "Thank-you for noticing. Your noticing has been duly noted, which will later be noted by other Halolzians." but sadly, I'm not him.
Alliteration! :D
Why does this exact photo exist?
Pics?