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Leave it to Nintendo to somehow create a helper for Link that’s more annoying than Navi.
By Dorkly [via Zelda Universe]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 19, 2012 · 12:33 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (96 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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12 replies · active 698 weeks ago


FOOL! I am the most annoying physical manifestation of a sword there ever was! My tale begins in the twelth century, where I discovered that coffee is the greatest morning beverage. In fact, back in the tenth century, when I first aided someone on a quest, I do believe it was on a sunny, summer Monday (yes, Monday is the perfect day to start a quest), though it could have been a Tuesday...So on this chilled winter Saturday, I aided King Arthur in defeating Alexander the Great and his Mongolian armies, though I was not as humble as I am in this day, I still managed to overwhelm Genghis Khan and his dreadful Roman legions!

And this is why every one of my mornings starts with a soothing cup of tea.
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8 replies · active 699 weeks ago
I miss Navi........................WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!?!?!?
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4 replies · active 698 weeks ago
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN USE THE COMMENT SECTION TO MAKE A COMMENT RELEVANT TO THE SUBMISSION?
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8 replies · active 698 weeks ago
There is a 99% chance of "Yeah, I get it."
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1 reply · active 698 weeks ago
Boots go on feet?

No wonder I can't breath...
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1 reply · active 698 weeks ago

Bitch please.
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> Get retarded-yet-all-knowing robot
> First question you ask is "are you a sex robot"

Also, Fisto.
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There is 85% chance when they first delayed Skyward Sword they did to add in Fi's dialogue.

There's also a 65% chance that the second time they delayed it they added in the cutscenes where she sings in Agony while Link plays the harp like a child.
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2 replies · active 699 weeks ago
FAKE!!
Link can't talk.
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And she looks really creepy when she sings too.
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2 replies · active 699 weeks ago
Masters, I calculate an 85% chance that this is a video on the internet. The other 15 % chance is the probability of everything being a figment of your imagination, and everything being a lie.
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Suddenly the pokemon low hp beeping seems soothing compared to this. And to think I thought I had such a hard life dealing with that low hp beeping. You've got to give credit to the younger generation for being able to put up with it. Or instead just get mad at the game companies. :D
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I am required by law(lz) to post this here:
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/996
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1 reply · active 699 weeks ago
There is a 93% chance I am a sex robot.
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3 replies · active 699 weeks ago
So what are the odds that the soldier is a sex robot?
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The only thing Fi is good for is telling you your wiimote's going flat.
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Okay maybe I'm crazy but I didn't think Fi was that bad like the percentage thing was annoying but I did like how she told you your enemy performance and how she told you more than just 1 predetermined hint depending on where you were, of course I didn't mind Navi either.
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What I see - There are no comments posted yet. Be the first one!
me: OK!
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