Bitch, I suplex Phantom Trains for breakfast.
By Zac Gorman [Magical Game Time]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 16, 2012 · 10:43 PM
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Little did they know, Squaresoft was also planning to a put a pulverize, mangle, converse, and disintegrate.
Being friends with the cast of Thomas the Tank Engine has its benefits.
That's nothing, Gary Oak can suplex the S.S Anne.
Or like when Zell punched a train? Actually making it shake? That's canon.
I still find it more impressive when a Pokemon suplexes a Snorlax.
I think this is all the post needed.
MOTHER FUCKER
SUPLEXED A TRAIN.
WAIT, I call bullshit on this picture! It's totally fake!
You can't have Celes during the fight against the train!
Looks like I've found a new profile pic for this… — http://steamcommunity.com/id/SSFF6B
Sorry Shawn, this gif kicked your ass's post
Zangief is Proud.
You think that's weird, wait til the train starts using healing items.
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Defying physics yet again.
…I actually tried to click on suplex. I got to stop playing flash games.
The problem there is that THAT image portrays it in a condescending way. Sabin IS a badass COMPLETELY capable of suplexing a train, god, dragon, or whatever the hell Sabin WANTS to suplex!
Except anything in the mage tower.
This gif looks fake. The damage counter stops at 9999 instead of 9999999999999999999.
Eh, he could've if he wanted to. He just didn't feel like it that day. He's kinda like Captain Falcon, you see.
Captain Falcon COULD be god tier, but hey, let's give the other guys some fun, right? Sabin and Falcon? They're both good sports. Good sports who can vaporize you with their sneezes.
My favorite part is when they turn around to fight, maintaining the train's pace.
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Nope, nothin. SO HERE'S THIS!!! :D
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Zell is also annoying as all hell. Sabin can brofist Captain Falcon and survive to tell the tale.
Every 4 years or so we need to be reminded about how awesome that bit is. http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/07/11/yor-is-no-…
HE'S GONNA WRASTLE YOUR ASS TO THE PITS OF HELL MOTHER FUCKA!!!!!!!
*Ahem*
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"Thank you"
I would rather have Zell who has no voice than…
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AH!!
*Skrist Escaped*
Only when Square pounds down the drugs, does the magic begin… On the Island of Sodor.
And that was just his morning exercises. Wait till he bench-presses Earth.
Video game logic… it is THAT stupid.
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Seriously, why did he change his shoes?
So, Sabin is now like one of our Lord Falcon's archangels, then?
Sounds good to me.
Where's your Arceus NOW, ChemicalKirby!?
You're missing a few 9's there. When Sabin breaks the damage meter, he goes whole hog.
Seems like you're going against your name there.
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I think he has competition.
Not a bear, but still…
Ohboyohboyohboy…. WRESTLE!!!!!!
To go with the Sunglasses and waveboard. Duh.
Galactus is a universal force, yes, but the Doom Train is a METAPHYSICAL force. It is, essentially, the River Styx. That is to say, Sabin suplexed mankind's very ABILITY TO DIE
I've lived with quality plumbing all my life… does flushing a toilet make it freezing or burning?
If the cold water from the toilet and the shower are closely enough connected, it makes the shower-water scalding hot. Think of finding the right temperature of water and then just shutting off the cold water quickly.
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You called?
I'd still say that he has competition because of both being otherworldly forces that they're suplexing… so it'd be inconclusive.
More suplex targets please! These two are doing SCIENCE!
I created an account just to comment on this…
This is so awesome! I can see a wave of Sabin Memes starting up now. Sabin Vs the world!
The technique is simple, really. Just divert all of the train's horizontal momentum into vertical momentum. Using portals preferably. It's not like that train even knows portal technology, let alone-
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…never mind. Suplex it.
You have to SHOW him suplexing it.
And the party's wrong. It's supposed to be Cyan and Shadow.
How could a joke so awesome be so ruined… good thing Lord Shadow took care of it.
Well, I don't really know if that is how much damage he does, cause when I do it, the damage counter seems to go beyond the screen, and even if it didn't, my t.v would've exploded nearly immediately since it can't handle the suplex.
Found one.
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Hold NOTHING back.
Video games: Challenging Hollywood, one successful step at a time.
SUPLEX EVERYTHING!!!
fuck yeah sabin!
or doing barrel rolls!
Gonna go to space.
How space?
Saben will send me to space.
A certain bug can occur and the 9's count breaks the fourth wall and comes out of the cartridge.
There are two bloodthirsty (maybe) aliens interacting in a human's (God knows what happened to him) bathroom and all you two notice are the plumbing and water temperature……….
…………….You guys are awesome!!!!!
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Like this but manlier.
Sabin has never jumped once, when he suplexes trains, he grabs on to them and pushes the entire multiverse down, and then pulls it back up with sheer badassery strong enough it acts like a magnet
welcome to halolz, where the outrageous stuff passes clean over our heads and the mundane pokes out. let me give you your complementary ticket to Hell
I prefer seeing seismic toss performed on groudon in battle revolution, he gets punched into space
doesn't matter:
MOTHER FUCKER
SUPLEXED A TRAIN
You also don't select Suplex from a list of moves.
Sabin doesn't need your damn menus.
This is why I love old school games. The amount of ridiculous shit you could get away with and no one would give it a second thought.
Nowadays, it's "explain exactly why our invisible shields work" and "the potions/herbs heal by stimulating enzymes blah blah blah" nonsense. Just eat your damn wall turkey.
I like trains.
Or Locke for that matter.
Where's Cyan and Shadow?!?
This is the reason it does not return to port.
No matter what lies Nintendo tells you, the S.S. Anne was suplex'd to the bottom of the sea.
Errrr….thanks. But I already get free passes to hell due to my helmet being mistaken as horns. The one who made me must be some kind of evil, twisted scientist who is hell-bent on conquering the world…….
……….or just some horny being….
Pun quota achieved……… or did I?
Did they re-release FF6 again?
But the the comic posted was made because of that specific scene present in the .gif and how manly (and not silly at all) it was.
In other words:
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That's nothing, Trainer Red can suplex Gary Oak.
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And you were doing so well…
There's only one solution…
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Those moves sound like they'll cause confusion and delay.
Sabin does that with the train cars. Sadly, Ed has nothing on him.
When Sabin breaks the damage meter, the nines are so closely packed together that it looks like it reads "fuck this, I'm out!"
Sabin ran our of fucks to give
It's true. I did it once and a huge 9 came flying right at me. It missed and embedded itself deep within my wall. It took a train to get it out.
hey, have you heard of the "I like trains" Kid?
Well there always is a bad apple in the bunch right? and I agree in hind sight this wasn't the best post I just wanted to comment before I had to leave, also not only did I get thumbsed down, I messed up my waffles. :(
No, but…
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It'd be really disappointing to clean up all that water from it melting afterwards. I mean, she's not even coming out of the right game. That's what I call being an idiot.
(I'm gambling with this comment, the people who don't get it are probably going to -1 it because they have nothing better to do and the people who DO get it might be creating extra accounts to +1 this)
"It's impossible sir, his pre-end-game emoness is holding him to the ground!"
Just watch out for spiked-wallman on your way out. I swear Gutsman and Mega always pick the wrong doors…
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I vote we toss those two into the final battle on Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Anyone?
Saxton Hale can do better. I want to see Haggar and Saxton Hale battle to the death.