Counter-Intelligence

There’s more than one way to stab a Scout!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 9, 2012 · 3:09 PM 
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76 Responses to “Counter-Intelligence”

  1. EliminatorZigma on January 9th, 2012 3:11 pm
  2. PhoenixFire on January 9th, 2012 3:12 pm

    "I GOT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT!"
    "Got what?"
    "My knife in his back"

    *Blows out cigarette smoke*

  3. Skrist on January 9th, 2012 3:18 pm

    Imagine if the Heavy ever tried doing that when he was a Spy once… Poor Scout, we knew ye well.

  4. Just DA on January 9th, 2012 3:19 pm

    This is why no one ever dares to open the briefcase…

  5. Deep Thought on January 9th, 2012 3:25 pm

    I shall ride you like I rode your mother…

  6. GazzyW007 on January 9th, 2012 3:40 pm

    Counter-counter-intelligence would be the files inside the briefcase being a RED spy who stabs the BLU spy who is said briefcase.

    Also before I forget…

    When this e-peen hits 88p….. you're gonna see some serious… stuff. (Ah never mind. Onwards and upwards to the grand trip digits!)

  7. Fluffy_Quack3r on January 9th, 2012 3:43 pm

    Reminds me of this
    <img src="http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x448/FluffyQuacker/hat.png&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  8. BTSnoogans on January 9th, 2012 3:55 pm

    If only it were possible. I'd be far more accurate as spy.

  9. Jakben Imbel on January 9th, 2012 3:56 pm

    There's something off putting in this image… I can't quite put my finger on it….
    Oh that Scout is using the vanilla hat! Therefore, is he hat-less?

  10. HughbertEsq on January 9th, 2012 4:00 pm

    I would comment, but my internet seems to be going on some nihilistic rampage
    it always-*thwam*- Oh God…..
    *Holds IP port open*
    Sorry about- *THWAM*- this mate- *THWAM*- it's really- *THWAM*- a nice modem!- *THWOOM!*
    I'M HAVIN' PHISH TONIGHT!!!

    HughbertEsq has disconnected

  11. HughbertEsq on January 9th, 2012 4:04 pm

    I see no-one notices the Pyro a-top of the Spy.
    Or the Engie a-top the Pyro
    or the Demo a-top the Engie
    or the Soldier a-top the Demo
    or the Sniper a-top the Soldier
    or the Heavy a-top the Sniper
    or the Medic a-top the Heavy

    Odd that…

  12. Mindlessinvalid on January 9th, 2012 4:30 pm

    A similar thing happened to me on my road trip this last weekend. I went to grab the cookstove out of the yurt my friends and I were staying in so I could make lunch for us, and when I got outside I realized that one of my friends had been clinging to my back and he started begging for food.

    His existence is sad, because he was a serious person with good mechanical skills, a job, and a life for the longest time, then my other friend and I turned him into an Otaku overnight. He's a NEET now, and also has very loud opinions about anime and pantomimes some of their mannerisms.

    Every time someone mentions XXXHolic he makes a tourettes-like response of "FUCK HIMEWARI!"

    So essentially I was the scout (even though I've done Spy cosplay before) and he was the Spy.

    But that makes spy checking easier….

    Engineer: "Did you hear Todd Habercorn is still cast as watanuki for the second season of XXXHolic?"

    Demoman: "FUCK HIMEWARI!"

    Engineer: SPAH! THAT DEMO IS A SPAH!

  13. TheInsaneWombat on January 9th, 2012 4:47 pm

    Wait, why does the scout have a sticky jumper grenade in his hand? STICKIES CAN'T STICK TO CLASSES

    <img src='http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100108063233/uncyclopedia/images/archive/b/b5/20100108063328!Exploding-head.gif'&gt;

  14. ChaosController on January 9th, 2012 6:05 pm

    Spy, what are you doing up there? You're not the intelligence. Get off his back. Spies can't even stand on other classes.

  15. LinkorZelda on January 9th, 2012 6:40 pm

    Assume everything is a spy! So it is a spy riding a spy and each spy is holding 1 or 2 spies.

  16. EliminatorZigma on January 9th, 2012 7:01 pm

    Okay, I know this submission is a joke, but wouldn't it make for a funny REAL weapon for the Spy? A watch that lets you disguise yourself as the intelligence, and then an enemy player who wasn't paying attention to their HUD could pick you up, and then you could backstab them!

    > inb4 Spy has too many weapons already

  17. Gamerofloz on January 9th, 2012 7:10 pm

    Wow Spy, what a COLD way to end Scout's life…

  18. C__F on January 9th, 2012 9:34 pm

    Spy: "Why can't I backstab this scout?"
    Knife: "Sorry, Spy. I never really was on your side."

    Blue Spy <img src="http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/5/51/Killicon_backstab.png&quot; /img> himself?

  19. Peterdivine on January 9th, 2012 11:24 pm

    Pfft. Heavy's got it even worse.
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  20. PortalMan118 on January 10th, 2012 12:04 am

    So Scout didn't realize that the intelligence was heavier than usual?

  21. AManWithACloak on January 10th, 2012 12:35 am

    That Scout is carrying two assassins!
    HAX!

  22. RickO_ on January 10th, 2012 1:00 am
  23. Uzumakiclan43 on January 10th, 2012 2:00 am

    If killing is an art form, then this belongs in the Louvre.

  24. Alpar on January 10th, 2012 6:52 am

    What is it with Spies and their sons…?

  25. Mentlegen on January 10th, 2012 8:40 am

    I already knew that real men rode each other, but stabbing your ride on the back seems counterproductive.

  26. CriticalQuit on January 10th, 2012 11:18 am

    I was never really on your back.

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