Scumbag Skyward Sword Zelda

Getting to second base in Skyloft has it’s own unique share of risks.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 3, 2012 · 3:13 PM 
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117 Responses to “Scumbag Zelda”

  1. bart95 on January 3rd, 2012 3:20 pm

    The begging was so teasing.
    OMIGAWDTHEY'REGONNEKISS-No she just pushed him off a statue…well that's a unique way to be friendzoned I guess.

  2. Comire on January 3rd, 2012 3:21 pm

    Comes on to you atop a giant goddess statue.

    Pushes you off it no matter what you say.

  3. Leo E. on January 3rd, 2012 3:25 pm

    Pushes you off a statue too
    Still doesn't apologize

  4. LinkorZelda on January 3rd, 2012 3:32 pm

    Link: Zelda now that we are atop this statue I just wanted to tell you I love y-
    Zelda: *Shove*

  5. BTSnoogans on January 3rd, 2012 3:33 pm

    Haven't played Skyward Sword yet.
    Still posts a comment and pretends he knows what's going on in the post.

    -Scumbag Snoogans

  6. Dimomarg on January 3rd, 2012 3:57 pm

    The cliff, the statue… she sure is good at pushing. At least child birth won't be a problem for her.

  7. EddRazzell on January 3rd, 2012 4:00 pm

    OBJECTION
    <img src="http://tinypic.com/r/29vce9v/5"&gt;

  8. UndeadLex on January 3rd, 2012 4:03 pm
  9. Jimmy on January 3rd, 2012 4:07 pm

    Pushes you off a cliff… twice…expects you to catch her when she leaps off a cliff herself.

    (Once before the ceremony, and then once again after.) I fit were me, I'dve been like "Some best friend YOU turned out to be!!! I'mma let you drop!!! Your Loftwing can save you. It's not in a cage.")

  10. Ovahdrive on January 3rd, 2012 4:31 pm

    Bond to a Loftwing as a child and fly it as a profession.

    Whole society is within walking distance.

  11. Ragnellrok on January 3rd, 2012 4:34 pm

    So here's a question… did every other knight that Link is supposedly in the same organization as….. did they get shot in one or both knees too? Is that why Link is the only going out to save this ungrateful, game title stealing, best-friend-off-the-cliff-shoving, future tyrant?

  12. MorningMoon on January 3rd, 2012 4:42 pm

    *Spoilers*

    Creates every dungeon and puzzle you'll face through the game.

    Apologizes, but makes more dungeons for every reincarnation you'll have.

  13. LinkorZelda on January 3rd, 2012 4:55 pm

    Spoilers**************
    Becomes a mortal and makes sure to be love interest
    So you have no option but to save her.

  14. Skrist on January 3rd, 2012 5:03 pm

    I think Groose says sorry to Link before Zelda even does…

  15. shroobot3000 on January 3rd, 2012 5:16 pm

    where is a post about groose's facial resemblance to the majora's mask moon

  16. Alpar on January 3rd, 2012 5:17 pm

    So much for Triforce of Wisdom.

    What, did courtesy leave with it?

  17. Awesomecake on January 3rd, 2012 5:19 pm

    Nice guy link doesn't expect apology

  18. LinkorZelda on January 3rd, 2012 5:44 pm

    I'm flyyyying away set an open course for the virgin sky because I've got to save Zelda freeeee to face the adventure ahead of meeee!

    I would say sail away but this isn't Wind Waker.

  19. LinkorZelda on January 3rd, 2012 6:12 pm

    Wait isn't that every man's priorities
    If I was the chosen one or whatever The hottest maiden would have to bed with me if I'm to go on a quest.

  20. TheInsaneWombat on January 3rd, 2012 7:25 pm

    Last time Link goes on a date where the person setting it up is snickering the whole time.

  21. death_by_Cucco on January 3rd, 2012 7:37 pm

    she does apolgise for the cliff but not the statue

  22. DiamyoAlex on January 3rd, 2012 8:12 pm

    Gets rescued by link several times

    Never has sex with him

    Come on lady! Cut me some slack already!

  23. gAmer_Matt on January 3rd, 2012 8:16 pm
  24. PortalMan118 on January 3rd, 2012 11:02 pm

    Scumbag Bowser.

    Gets defeated everytime.

    Still steals your princess.

  25. LinkorZelda on January 3rd, 2012 11:23 pm

    Troll alert I noticed that everyone has been downvoted thumbs up for ALL the people

  26. AuraGuyChris on January 3rd, 2012 11:35 pm

    Spoilers

    MAKES CHILDHOOD FRIEND RESCUE HER

    SAYS ALL WAS ACCORDING TO PLAN SINCE THEY WERE KIDS

  27. SirBlitz on January 4th, 2012 12:44 am

    You know, she never really says "sorry" specifically, but she does say something along the lines of, "When you said you couldn't hear your Loftwing, I should have listened." So I mean… she sort of apologized in a way, I suppose.

    Then she did it again.

  28. MagmarFire on January 4th, 2012 2:39 am

    I never thought this would become a meme.

    BUT IT BECAME A MEME. And considering how much I love Zelda in Skyward Sword, this post just fills my heart with rainbows!

    (By meme, I'm referring to the cliff-pushing, of course.)

  29. Jimmy on January 4th, 2012 9:06 am

    Oddly enough, this isn't exactly the first time Zelda's hurled him over the edge…

    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/johnmora/Grump%20Factory/Zelda%20-%20Wind%20Waker/surprisedsm.jpg&quot; length="450" width="450">

  30. Navy_Pheonix on January 6th, 2012 4:49 am

    The sad part is, I would probably let someone push me off a cliff if I got a date for it :\

  31. AManWithACloak on January 6th, 2012 8:39 pm

    Fuck ALL you bitches.
    I want some Anju.

  32. pokemon_girl on January 7th, 2012 5:34 pm

    Zelda: "So, now that we're up here, do you know what happens next?"
    Link: "I finally get to ki-" ~SHOVE
    Poor Link

  33. navar44 on January 11th, 2012 7:01 pm
  34. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on January 22nd, 2012 5:11 am

    Do I really need to mention that she DOES apologize after nearly killing you?

  35. linkfan on January 31st, 2012 3:24 pm

    she does apologize

  36. LinkFan on March 15th, 2012 11:10 am

    She says, "Link, when you said you couldn't sense your bird, I should have listened. I'm sorry." She does apologize

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