Oh Pyro! Lets see that’s three Christmases you’ve saved, five you’ve ruined… last year was a wash…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 21, 2011 · 12:05 PM
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What's this "Red" nonsense? He was clearly spy checking… the other team.
Also, has the snow changed directions? I'm freaking out, man.
The Pyro saves Christmas. By killing Santa Claus. LOGIC, WHERE U B?
What does the Pyro want for Christmas? Easy. A guitar.
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also Christmas!!!
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So that's why Pyro gets coal every Christmas. Not like he complains about it.
Santa was just going to give us crates anyway…
Check to the left of this post. See that at the back of the sleigh?
He's waiting to strike :O
What are you talking about? I clearly see the snow going to the left and OH MY GOD IT CHANGED DIRECTIONS.
Clearly the Pyro was offended by Santa Claus and doesn't celebrate Cristmas.
Oh, Pyro! That cheeky little rascal…ah…I remember when he tried to kill the Easter bunny because he thought it would drop "Max's Severed Head."
Now I understand why we get coals in the steam gift pile.
Whelp, so much for that Santa. We need a replacement, stat.
I vote for this man.
Is Pyro wearing a Brain Slug wearing a Santa hat?
HATCEPTION!
MASTER ASIA! *starts punching rapidly*
A foul wind blows in from the east….
The one time W+M1ing comes back to bite you in the ass.
Coal? Heck no.
rel="nofollow">Just get him a lump of Smoal. Problem solved.
Of course, he'll probably just use it to make some type of smoke grenade, considering he's the only one with a gas mask.
Aw don't worry pyro, there's a legion of them.
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How did you expect they get all the presents delivered in one night? Besides spaceage reindeer technology.
I can only imagine that Pyro swinging that guitar for melee.
God that's going to be epic.
Blue Pyro is going to be on the naughty list…FOREVER!!!
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"You're not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese!"… and burning
Leprechauns tell you to burn things, brain slugs tell you to burn people.
The Wizards of Winter are preparing for war…
IT'S COMING FROM THE TOP NOW WHAT WHY HOW
No Valve was going to give us crates, Santa was going to give us keys to the crates.
Oh well… we always have scrap banking, I guess. =/
I am a brony and this undoubtedly creeps me the hell out.
But Pyro is smart, all that coal shall be good for; FIRE STARTING!
There isn't enough coffee this morning to deal with this, this is the SEVENTH time I've had to revive Santa Claus from being slaughtered today! *grumble* Y'know? Fuck it. I'm just leaving him to rot, I don't feel like getting into a fist fight with the grim reaper over this.
Oh well, time to loot his body. I'm not going to wear any of it though, I saw what happened to Tim Allen when he did that.
LOL wat. I…I don't even…
XD nice one but there is no point of a naughty list if Santa is Dead…thanks allot Pyro!
WTF The snow changed? Why did you make me notice…Unless you saying it changed is giving me false memories O.o
Anyone else notice the brain slug in the last panel?
You can never hate Pyro. Even for killing christmas.
That's our pyro!
You're a mean one, BLU Pyro.
You really are a troll.
You're as crazy as a crackhouse,
You're attacking with an ax,
Blue Pyroooooo.
You're a gender ambiguous demon with a greasy black mask.
You're a monster, BLU Pyro.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You don't seem to have a soul, BLU Pyrooo.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty Nine and a half foot pole!
check the tf2 blog for last comic.
It has a headline saying "local heroes save christmas by killing santa"
They are the local heroes while on community duty.
For massacre on a team with a bomb.
They lied in court about a "bomb-giving-charity"
that is a CHARITY for people who lack BOMBS
the (naughty) list goes on and on
The naughty list carries on to the Grim Reaper after Santa dies, it says so in his will.
inb4roflgrashanddai
Incidentally, this isn't the first time something like this happened. A couple of years ago, one of BLU's bases got flooded, so naturally they had to hire a plumber to fix it. Later that day, said plumber showed up; he was apparently Italian, could double his size with mushrooms, and could Goomba Stomp better than any Soldier with Mantreads. This, combined with the fact that he had mistakenly worn red to the job, led to several BLU members thinking that they were being attacked by some legendary 10th member.
The rest of the day was dedicated to trying stab him in the back and hitting him with a wrench.
At least we can hope to spare the BLU Santa down at the south pole…
ah but he's never online. Christmas hasn't been ruined this hard since Gainax last year with PSG.
They likely have a curved path that alternates. Like the animation path is slightly "S" shaped so at some points it will look as if it had changed directions. Just a guess, though
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inb4 that Santa is a SPY!!!
I think he deserved it. All I got was a Wrap Assassin.
Delivering them all AND sitting in malls, the santas outnumber the elves at the north pole
It would if you were able to convince the Easter Bunny to head down to his local legal office and legally change his name to Max.
But Mario wears blue as well. The overalls.
Is he a double agent?
…
Who'd actually want to try to ruin Christm-
*looks over*
Morgoth…
*morgothsillyface.jpg*
this is some 1984 shit we got going on here. Quick, to the logic bunker!
I second this movement, all opposed say aye… sleep with goats
inb4THAT PLUMBER IS A SPAI!!!
and here's the reference to The Santa Clause I've been waiting for
those festivus people sure can get upset, or maybe it was the feats of strength and the pyro mistook santa for the head of the household
No, Valve was going to give us useless coupons we can't use until after the holiday season or coal. Santa was going to give us free games.
Oh well, we might as well use that coal for more fires…
It all makes sense now. The pyro attacked Santa because he was supposed to be in blue this year. Thank you Korporal Dick Gosinya, now I know!
You're a vile one, BLU Pyro.
You're just evil, end to end!
You're as pleasant as a RED Spy, disguised as a Medic friend,
BLU Pyroo-oh!
If I had to choose, I'd probably stick
with the RED Spy because he knows
How to play Pretend!
You're unfavorable, BLU Pyro.
Only RED Scout thinks you're tough!
Engy died because your spychecks
didn't hover 'round his stuff, BLU Pyrooo-oh!
You don't know your way 'round 2Fort, so just
wait for a buff!
That Santa is a…aw man.
Oh, but now Santa can stay with us!
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Forever…
Who else but Pyro?
Santa is your parents.
geez, another troll strike, can I get some support?
wtf is up with the -1's for me today?
Winter is coming
Poor and Irish gonna detest?
Erectin' sympathy!
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"I……. Bought a moat"
amidoinitrite?
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That kooky Pyro!
Kim Jong-il is dead…..shouldn’t we have a slowpoke “Hey guy…..have you heard…saddam’s dead” pic up by now?
Pyro really knows how to play that AX. The BLU team is going to be FRETing about Pyro's AMPlified power.
I see what you did there. And I give you +1.
Well played, sir.
You can turn 7 of them into a Video Game.
Somehow…
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BROSEF!
Asia Clause.
Bringing ammo and explosives to all the good little Quebleys and Zakus.
All the classes down in 2fort
Liked chrismas alot.
But the pyro who lived north of 2fort did NOT!
The pyro hated Chrismas. The whole chrismas season.
Don't ask me why, no one quite knows the reason.
Maybe his filter was not screwed on right.
It could be, perhaps, that his suit was too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all
May have been that his hats were two sizes too small.
Yo mama so fat…
7 of them into minecraft, 360 of them in team fortress 2
I dont know what is scarier…
her face, or the fact that she can break the fourth wall…. and she is staring right into your soul…
I WIN THE STARING CONTEST!
Nopony can beat me!
But for which side?
That's right, I couldn't stay mad at him.
*Later while playing TF2*
THOSE FREAKING PYROS AARRRRG!!!
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YES! An excuse to use this picture again!
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"Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire"
Level 27 taunt
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