Give her the gift she really wants this holiday season… the gift of science!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 18, 2011 · 11:09 PM
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Hmm... it's that time of year again. Yep that's right, con season! We're hitting the road to meet fans, hock funny t-shirts and give out high-fives!
Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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If I got this for Christmas, it really would be hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Bad news for her… the boxes are empty and there's a fruitcake inside!
Now your thinking with gift wrapping!
In fact, the disk is cut in half.
I can't think of something witty to say….
So instead, I'll simply point out how jealous I am of that couple/present/person who received this gift.
I like fruit cake!
Little did she know that the game cases have deadly neruotoxins inside.
Wow really? The point of wrapping a gift is so it could be HIDDEN from others. Who ever wrapped this must have been a real moro-
Wheatley: I AM NOT A MORON!
*shoved into pit*
This would make a perfect wedding gift for the couple from the Portal 2 proposal.
You could say that it was
*Kamina Glasses*
A two part game
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
Two copies, or just one cut in half? The world may never know.
I was told by my gift consultants that I couldn't just give someone two halves of a game and that it wouldn't play. Did it anyway, tape is expensive.
This is NekoKnight, we're done here.
I'm sure Santa Claus would make a note: huge success.
The lie is a cake?
At least they didn't get a bonk in a box.
Get rid of the game. The box alone is worth ten Christmases.
She'll be really GlaDOS see it under the Chistmas tree!
I'd like to turn everyone's attention to this.
So, two copies of the game? Or cut the case in half?
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I guess I tested the limits of your patience with that.
Or a Mann Co Crate without a key.
Since when did Santa work at Aperture Science?
Fuck those things I say.
Without Aperture Science backing him, at least five billion children would receive nothing for Christmas each year. Instead, all the children Santa didn't have time to get to would be abducted the following December 18th, to build toys in Nicolas Crowders' workshop, because they were bad after receiving nothing for the previous Christmas despite their good behaviour.
Frack, now I can't get GLaDOS out of my head, speaking about my violent behaviour and what will happen despite it.
That's great and all, but can you turn my attention to it a little bit larger? Because I forgot that all I need to do is right click to open it in a new tab.
Wait, hold on…. Oh, nevermind.
Meanwhile at VALVe: Make the recipient pay to open their Christmas Gifts, Sandvich? Good idea!
It's always orange and blue. Never any other colors.
Think about that, slaves of the media.
Christmas: Putting our differences aside for science…you monster.
….2 Portal 2?
Either I want them because it's an offer you cannot miss or 2ception…
Isn't it obvious, Santa works at Aperture Science because they will allow him to use the portal gun in return for 'science.' How else would he get accross the freakin' world in a one night!
See, but now she has to go to the Mann Co. Store and buy a key to unwrap it! Totally defeats the purpose of giving a gift.
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And I will respond, once again, interrupted- WHY, SNOW, WHYYYYYY! I CAN'T TYPE THE REST OF MY COMMENT BECAUSE OF THESE SNOWFLAKES
thats cause orange and blue are awesome colors. and they complement each other.
wait… the cake isn´t a lie?
but when you open it, the game is a lie, inside of that box there is a printer!
you know I wouldn't really want to play that game if my parents have a portal gun.
BLUEORANGECONTRAST
BLUEORANGECONTRAST
BLUEORANGECONTRAST
Hey guys haven't you heard?
*slowpoke.jpg*
Chairman Mao is dead!
Use Firefox moar.
And yet, he looks so alive!
COULD A MORON SHOVE YOU INTO THIS BOX?
COULD A MORON DO THAT?
Nope. One copy and 2 portals.
I use firefox and yet they ensue.
It's like they're out to get m- OH MY GOSH THEY'RE BACK.
FIRE fox, get a fox, made out of fire. It melts snowflakes.
Hello! This is the part were you get coal in your stocking!
What are you talking about? You have a +12 for that pun.
Dear santa…
*smashes with Grammar Hammer*
That'd be "where," good sir.
I…have…failed you, Grammar lord…. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JoBE3LYoP5E/Ttoq7wSh5RI…
What about the Matrix?
Wait, if you look close at the blue portal you see that it has to be two copies of the game, you can see the top of Peabody's foot on the top case, and all of the foot with extra space above on the bottom case.
Not at first.