When Cal Tech plays a prank on New York City, they do one hell of a job! Of course when you have a sculpture sitting around that’s a big ol’ cube, you’re kind of asking for it!
Don’t worry fellow New Yorkers, keep calm and carry on testing!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 15, 2011 · 6:38 AM
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Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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if i have to incinerate this one too im gonna cry
So awesome it broke the rating system.
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Don't worry. It'll just come back…
it always comes back.
*googles Cal Tech's motto*
"The truth shall make you free"
…so the cake…isn't a lie?
One vote…
I'll assume it has to do with the character from your avatar, since you were probably the one who voted at the time before screencapping.
I wonder how long it will take, for some idiot who has no idea what Portal even is, to vandalize this piece of artwork. Lets observe, for science …. you monsters.
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[5 more days of LotR reactions then I swear I will be done]
Cave Johnson here.
Now you may think that Aperture Science had a part to play in this prank on NYC. Truth is, we didn't. Those little Cal Tech bastards broke in and stole it. Now I know you may be feeling a bit of rage at Aperture's Prototype Companion Cube for the Vertically Challenged may have been stolen, but I'll give you the good news: The sentries managed to take two or three of them down on their way out. Suck on that, Beavers. Now I promise that Aperture Science will do everything in our power to remove the large cumbersome object from the center of the square. Until then, enjoy the free testing that we are providing for you. Usually you have to pay us to take part in this. (Especially you, hobos. Just don't use it as a bathroom.)
Cave Johnson. We're done here.
D'aaaawww! It's so cute! <3
that bird thinks it's funny
I was wondering how long before pigeons turn the thing white, so I got Nico Bellic to "take care" of them, what could POSSIBLY go wrong
I assure you that the giant Companion Cube cannot, and will not attempt to mug you in an alleyway.
Why do I even bother I don't know anything about New York
I used to be an sculpture like you, but then I took an emancipation grill to the knee.
We have warehouses full of them.
You heard it folks.
5 more layers of hell to go!
It's a key then.
Don't forget that the discovery of no cake leads chell to violently exit the facility.
It's the temptation of cake that leads her deeper.
It will not attempt to occupy financial districts and is, in fact the 1%.
Hello? Is this thing on? I'm still in space here, so… there's that. And I can very honestly say that the Companion Cube is most certainly not my fault. I would hardly say that I can be held responsible for every little detail that goes on during a major core reactor malfunction, which is much less dangerous than everyone thinks. Oh and if someone can tell Valve to stop sending me numbers and Greek letters that'd be great.
Wait… does this mean that the white gel ISN'T ground up moon rocks!?!?…. I feel so dirty
Thank you Cal Tech students, for doing what you must… because you could
Unrelated, but I need to get this onto Halolz and there's no way I'm using Outlook to email it to Shawn… rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
one time it was covered in a giant yarn sock or something… it's better than just staring at the regular cube! keep doing stuff to it! it is a boring cube that you spin around when youre really bored or drunk! as a new yorker i invite you guys to play with the cube
no matter what it might tell you, the weighted companion cube will neither mace nor arrest you for occupying public space
keep this on the down low, but aperture ran out of moon rocks years ago, now they use deoderized pigeon artificial moon rock gel
now are you TRYING to get the 99% to incinerate it?
someone get me a 1 kit here, Ice_Cold_Water has been hit, *shakes fist at sky* DAMN YOU TROLLS!!!
is that the madison´s cube garden?
+1s are being dispensed, and a Pyro has been called to the region!
Cave Johnson here,
WHAT THE HELL?! That's it, all the lab boys are fired. Out of a cannon.
We're done here.
This shit always happens like a day after I leave the city.
For the good of all of us except the ones in New York.
Mind = Blown.
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Well done gentlemen. Well done.
Wh-what is this masterpiece? I haven't felt to urge to cry at a movie for a long time…
I kinda wanna go to the city just to see it but I bet they took it down by now.
Certainty of death? Small chance of remaining sanity? well then, what are we waiting for?
If only this had been discovered sooner! The great Cave Johnson could have been spared from his moon-rock-inhalation related death
What are these tears for…
I had no idea what I just saw!
The waited companion cube of New York will never threaten to stab you. It will, however probably mug you.
As if this synthetic pigeon stuff isn't more dangerous than moon poisoning.
The weighted companion cube proves that actions indeed speak louder than words.