Welcome to the world of Pokemon! You can go ahead and check logic at the door.
By Daniel W. and Aziz B.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 15, 2011 · 10:13 PM
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Hmm... it's that time of year again. Yep that's right, con season! We're hitting the road to meet fans, hock funny t-shirts and give out high-fives!
Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I think its "Don't go into the tall grass WITHOUT pokemon" Heck, you can do anything with them, including taking down a criminal organization.
Who said Darwin had nothing to do with the world of Pokemon? The whole thing is all about survival of the fittest!
Dangerous? Maybe to someone with a morbid fear of zubat.
*beep beep beep beep beep*
Sir, are you carrying any semblance of sanity on your person?
I'm sorry, you'll have to leave it at the gate before we can allow you to fly to Kanto.
I dunno, sitting down in a cave could lead to some very embarrassing situations with a diglet.
"Welcome to the world of Pokemon! You can go ahead and check logic at the door." ~ Best way to describe Pokemon ever.
and geodudes
I think I've figured it all out.
Professor Oak is actually a mad scientist. He goes into a almost empty secluded town. 8 people, who's gonna spread the word? Soon, he performs his dark experiments.
He turned a handful into assistants, their eyes blank, living only to serve.
One was a failed experiment, his body growing to Snorlax-esque proportions. He'll be taken care of later.
One hasn't been touched yet, just a wee lad who just says there are wild pokemon in grass. Naive fool.
Then came his most prized creation. One who has control over pokemon itself. He would force the evolutions of his captured creatures, without the need of leveling or trading, and raising their power exponentially in a short amount of time. He was the perfect weapon. He even created a 'mother' to keep up the illusion.
But then, tragedy struck. His creation stole one of his 3 test subjects and bolted. He would have an unstoppable army in days unless he did something. And he did. Fight fire with fire.
And that's where you come in. An almagamation of DNA. Ditto to change your visage to male or female. Alakazam to read the opponent's mind. Arcanine to sprint long distances without getting tired. As you begin to form from the void, he calmly speaks, explaining what pokemon are and allowing you to set your own gender and name. Then an image of his last experiment appears in front of you.
"Who's that? Why that's my grandson. And he's been your rival since you were babies…"
Kick logic to the curb and do the impossible!
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lty14gsFhI1qioh…
I would be careful with those pokemanz If I were you with
my god….. it all makes sense,
thank god it's not the same with Jimmy and I, We have phones, so the word would spread, and we are in NO danger WHATSOEVER of actually being horribly deranged test subjects of evil
Eat some candy
*Oak Face*
Go through puberty
OBJECTION!!
Hyper beam and giga attack can ONLY be learned by pokemon that are fully evolved.
ROH! ROH! FIGHT TEAM ROCKET!
Oh, i will.. i will
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=282
Sorry, I am not knowledgeable in the ways of cleverly posting links.
Beat me to it by a couple minutes. But…
OBJECTION!!!
There is one thing wrong with your explanation! Even though meowth cannot learn hyper beam there are some that can learn hyper beam without being fully evolved. Venonat, Dratini, Larvitar, Trapinch and Klink are the exceptions. And my magikarp.
I'll tell you why I hate zubats in one word: Supersonic
Test subjects? Probably not you, your father is accounted for, but… you might wanna keep an eye on that Jimmy boy. He was still welcomed to this world by the nefarious Prof. Oak.
ENLIST A REGION-WIDE POLICE FORCE
*Oak face*
HAVE A 10-YEAR-OLD DO ALL THE WORK
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=20
And even he is slightly surprised by it all.
<img src="http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad33/skylife33/Darwin_Pokemon.jpg" width="350">
I knew there was something wrong with his arm when I met him, he always through the pokeball to exactly each time, exact same arc, exact same distance, and he magically slid backward when the pokemon came out of the ball.
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Pah! Who needs logic when I can ride a 1 foot tall pidgey or wingless doduo high into the sky? Or maybe make a rodent charged full of electricity surf along the ocean.
I guess Red's sense of logic was his entry fee for Reaper's Game 2: Kanto Edition.
And here I thought he was simply a master of the moonwalk.
I can tell you have a love for pokemon.
Because of how brutally yours fight
My God this is the birth of a new Creepy/Pasta isn't it? I mean it is awesome but I'm kind of creeped out. D:
Not this again…
http://lolbot.net/index.php?content=viewer&id…
Pokemon: A fun way for trainers and pokemon alike to know and battle other trainers for fun.
Win the battle: Take the other persons poke.
Lotsa fun in stealing!
The Pokemon world is a different world from ours. What we think is weird there is completely normal there.
Imagine how they'd think of our world.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THE CITIES AREN'T WALKING DISTANCE AND ABOUT THE SIZE OF A TINY VILLAGE?!
I'm deathly afraid of meowths now… thanks, organized crime.
STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!
so help me the next person who makes up sick twisted thoughts about pokemon will Double Kicked off mt. sliver by my jolteon
Actually for the first one, you can choose not to know your opponent's next Pokemon in the options.
And in the fourth gen, God said "LET THE PIKACHU FLY!!"
Would you rather have Kratos? Or his stuffed hell spawn bear Tibbers? (And yes I know Tibbers is from LoL, but he belongs to Kratos now!)
He also takes your money and runs
combine all of these and i guess you could say he's a
::shades::
smooth criminal
A magikarp that knows hyperbeam?
we are all dooooooomed
You're welcome
YOUR BEEDRILL IS THE BEEDRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
ICBP
Inter-Continental Ballistic Pikachus
International Clowns: British Petroleum
*Insert Slowpoke here*
Too good to pass up.
<img src="http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/12045/12334522.jpg">
Arceus is thought of as the god of pokemon. They put RELIGION into pokemon… and you are yelling at us about twisted thoughts?
Laughing harder than I should be right now.
But Shawn is probably dead of laughter then.
….you raise a good point there.
Oh and that's not the worst of it. He also knows Octazooka, Zap Cannon, and my personal favorite Spatial Rend.
Thank you for the little guy, Shawn! I wonder if he still gives them out…
Advice meme?
I counter with…
HIPSTER MEME!
<img src="http://trolledbot.net/pix/3729.png">
Joey are OK?
Will you tell us that you're OK?
There's a sign in the landscape.
That he beat you. -- A trainer tip, Joey!
So this is considered crazy in a world where the most common solution to a problem is super powered cock fights?
<img src="http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll264/ahrinin/MotherOfGod.jpg" /img>
<img src="http://emotibot.net/pix/3577.gif">
BELIEVE IN THE TRAINER THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!
Well to be fair their police force DOES suck.
They are NOT super powered cock fights! They are legitimately established ways of exerting your superiority over another!
Come Alakazam, we will EV Train some more! We'll show them!
I counter with…
AN ARROW TO YOUR KNEE!!!
<img src="http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/03436_1.gif">
KnEeL MoThErFuCkEr >:o)
I counter with…
AN ARROW TO YOUR KNEE!!!
<img src="http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/03436_1.gif">
KnEeL MoThErFuCkEr >:o)
rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">… Here's the opening to Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. If this can't make your childhood come flooding back to you, alive and well, I'm afraid you're truly beyond help.
What did we say about logic?
Now go sit in the corner and don't think about what you've done.
I think this is the first Homestuck reference on Halolz. Seriously.
Awesome.
WHY? Why I have to live in a place that is so far away! it's unfair…. snif (goes and cries in a corner)
well, at least that magikarp can't evolve… and even if he did, all the moves are special…
You win an internet for finding this gif.
You should probably cite your source, give them some credit
You're right, I definitely should.
I'd like to thank me for giving me the idea, and me for typing it all out, and also me for proofreading it, and I can't forget to thank me for submitting the comment.
Because not everything on the internet is a copy of another post.
DON'T RIDE YOUR BICYCLE INDOORS! But flying on a pidgey is okay
I never noticed that comic was a Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann joke. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHOWING ME IT AGAIN!
I love you… Uh, right… No homo…? …All of the homo!
It would have been funnier if you stopped at "No homo…?" to let someone else reply with "all of the homo!" but it's fine the way it is already.
On a side note, when I watched that page i didn't knew about TTGL, now i get it, and it awesome.
Hooray!
Maybe with regards to the "Arrow to the knee" joke but this comment chain is what made me finally get around to reading it.
BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL TRAINER ON THIS ISLAND
*oak face*
ANYWAYS; IN THE NEXT REGION EVEN KINDERGARDEN KIDS WILL BE STRONGER THAN YOU
1-bring a chicken from Legend of zelda
2- go to pokemon world and kick everybody´s asses with SWARM
3- ???? (loot corpses for wallets)
4- Profit!
I'd like to present the best writer award to Chimental!
And the best typist award.
And best editor award.
And best internet goer award.
And the most awards won award.
It all makes sense!
But does team rocket fit in anywhere?
They fit in somewhere in the next game
Maybe we should ask Red, I mean he DID sit in a mountain cave for 3 years.
HOLY FUCK THE NEXT SUBMISSION WAS ARROW TO THE KNEE.
ITS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES MAN.
of course we connect our cities with dangerous caves.
Because were we are, we don't need roads.
Oh yeah, I -really- needed those Nyxface flashbacks. /sarcasm