I don’t want to say Skyrim is incredibly buggy, but… Skyrim is INCREDIBLY BUGGY.
But hey, we still love it! What other game has giants that smash people into orbit?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 12, 2011 · 5:28 PM
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GUARD: My hammer is the hammer that shall pierce the heavens!!!
Wait, so flying is considered a glitch?
I thought it was perfectly normal.
The Imperial space progam is making good progress.
*cough*
Killing Chickens.
Not even Giants are allowed to do it.
Now if only we could figure out how to avoid having our astronauts' skulls smashed in every time they lift off.
This is one small step for man, one giant whack to the head.
At least Skyrim will never be as buggy and random as this…
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EAT THIS!
They're getting smashed on purpose!
They're trying to RendeZook his ass!
But… no RPG, soooo… just funny.
Ladies and gentlemen, THE GIANTS HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES!
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
I didn't know you could rocket jump in Skyrim.
Dat kid with no face and the Colgate smile…….nightmares shall ensue.
the world series is brought to you by coca cola! and the matrix baby battery! power your homes… with babies!
Oh god when the guy spun in place on the bed I spluttered my tea.
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Edit: SO CLOSE TO 100p…
Guard: I was an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee.
Adventurer: I used to be a guard like you but then my squad got knocked into space by giants.
Some games are better with glitches, and since I haven't seen any crash problems with Skyrim, I gotta say this is one of those games.
Top Video: AnotherdayinSkyrim.avi
Bottom Video: Nordicspaceprogram.avi
You're not supposed to be able to Spear any Argonian maids either.
Lemme help you step up!
+1'd
BABIES MAKE ME STROOONG!
Is skyrim like the new Fallout: New Vegas, or something?
I liked the part at 1:40 in the first video where some guy starts playing TF2.
I actually got to the point in skyrim where a giant can't kill me in 1 hit. It's epic when you can kill him with a sword.
I used to be an adventurer, but then I got hit by a Giant.
I am now a satellite.
NEVER!
ROFL! these vids made my otherwise crappy day I laughed so hard i started crying
in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!
*rips off Arthur's wings*
I NEED TO MAKE POTIONS
*chases after more butterflies*
I think the end of the first video is trying to tell us that pot kills, man.
Arrow to the knee?
SOMEONE BEGS TO DIFFER!
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RAYMAN: Skyrim's undefeated adventurer!
Little did the dovahkiin know that as the guard flew up into the air, he fired a rocket at an incoming plane and boarded a jet that was in stall, and pulled it out at the last minute.
I used to have legs but then I took an arrow in the knee.
The E-Peen thing again?
Don't know if trolling…or begging for +1s
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Skyrim is buggy…has this guy ever played an Elder Scrolls game?
Let's hope this game gives out free disk exorcisms.
1. Appropriate use of Giovanni on multiple levels, nicely done.
2. "Again?" Dude, we're the society that formed the e-peen-based monocle guideline. Sure, we don't let it rule our commenting system, but it's a nice tradition we like to keep. Although, this is all just from my understanding.
3. I don't believe I've infringed on any social rules here. Although it's true that we look down upon those who beg for +1s (which I'm not), it's generally because it's the bulk of their comment, without putting any effort at being funny or contributing to the topic.
It's more epic when you can go toe to toe with a giant through clever use of sprint, stealthy roll, shield charge, and shield bash.
I killed a giant using only my shield. No spells, no followers.
It took me almost 15 minutes, but I can honestly say I killed a giant with my smashy board.
Alternatively,
That's one small step for man, one giant.
+1 for amazingly obscure elder scrolls 4 reference…..well done
Elder Scrolls 4? Try TES 3. And it's not that obscure, since it's part of a major quest line and it's a meme on the Bethesda forums.
The way I see it, being at 99 e-peen allows for someone to express their joy and hopes of gaining 100. Many have done it before, and as such, it should not be frowned upon when someone else in their right does so as well.
Giant-launched atronauts is a master-stroke in at least two ways:
1. It's a reusable source of energy, which means it's better for the environment!
2. It's economic, which means a lot in these days.
Expecting a Bethesda RPG not to have bugs is like expecting a Valve game not to be polished until it gleams so hard your eyes burn. Or expecting EA to not be massive tools.
We love you anyway, Skyrim.
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Bethesda has never offered free disk exorcisms. You better have insurance on that shit, my rates aren't customer friendly. If you just want the "Ghost in the shell" cleansed, that will be roughly 4 times the retail value of the data medium in question + the rough total storage density (75 cents to the megabyte) X the number of days the sprite (hurrr…) has been possessing the disk.
If you want me to exorcise and then WARD (so the spirit does come back right away) then It'll cost you the above rate as well as the retail value of your computer (or the sum of it's parts, whichever is higher) from when it was new.
In summary, it will cost you over four hundred thousand dollars for me to banish that spirit for 12 seconds.
Well, they were made by the same people, so…yeah, kinda.
I used to have knees but then I took an arrow to the knee o-O?
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Death by cauldron. What a shame.
he got 99 problems, but arrows to the knee aint any of them
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I bet the giants are thinking "Yeah, this will be you in about 1 minute."