WOKKA WOKKA!
By IncredulousEric
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 8, 2011 · 3:01 PM
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Hmm... it's that time of year again. Yep that's right, con season! We're hitting the road to meet fans, hock funny t-shirts and give out high-fives!
Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
And those Gloves of Running Urgently had nothing to do with it, right?
Nope, and it definitely had nothing to do with the Soldier using the Disciplinary Action.
What did the giant cement enemy from Mario 64 say when he saw this pun?
Whomp whomp.
I'm… I'm so confused. It says I made this? I didn't make anything, I just look at this site once a day for laughs. Is this some kind of weird error and I'm an idiot for falling for it?
You knew it was coming.
<img src="http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-in-soviet-russia.jpg">
Who touched my pun?!
You should check out Heavy's CTF score. Perfect Marx!
Heavy is always Russian for the flag. No Putin around here!
Wait… when did I submit this?
<img src="http://emotibot.net/pix/666.gif"/>
It's telling me I submitted it too… SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWN!
Heavy wasn't Stalin either. When he was there the sniper's score went down under, and the medic went uber his previous kill count.
Come on. The other team Lenin win.
Wait… What the flying funk? o.O
You forgot to add 'at full Trotsky'.
It was a bug when I copied and pasted the name… somehow it pasted the code to show whoever is logged in!
It's trying to tell you that computers are going to take over the world.
Soon.
It's still a mystery to me why, out of all characters, people insist on using Karkat in Halolz.
It's bad marketing right there.
or it would be even worse, they could be taking halolz.
He quit his Stalin and marched right into the flag.
<img src="http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/516-poker-face.jpg">
why was the medic afraid of the heavy?
He was UberCharged…..wasn't he?
It probably made him faster when he took all that Gorbachev.
He's like the only one with the facepalm combo though…
I prefer Nepeta for reaction pics though.
<img src='http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5lS_t8slHyz2f9Kbl1pcI7jUbmky77qr4bv3BXiyAgu_nI2qtMg'>
relevancy?
What did we do to deserve such PUNishment?
<img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQvbNeFAjfzhCeJdX_G8XqYQyRsO1q2_75hyjKFmsDFK6HAp0OQ&t=1"/>
YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE OH GOD
Rose did the original facepalm combo.
IT BURNS. IT'S JUST…TOO…PUNNY. I literally lol'd at this one.
Sorry no more puns from me right now.
In Soviet Russia, puns groan at you.
Ok, I'm going to attempt something unimaginable. Shifting memes…ok so…
<img src="http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/pokmon-steal-some-money-later.jpg">
Now that we are on Pokémon…
Ash Ketchum used to be a pokemon trainer…till his pikachu took a solarbeam to the knee.
Egoraptor FTW
And lo, many Skyrim jokes were made that day.
I have nothing to say. Mostly I'm in a bad mood, mostly because I dislike this particular pun. Please, -1 away.
<img src="http://4.asset.soup.io/asset/2545/6132_5f9e.jpeg">
his silence of non caring
Why was the Shawn so slow about fixing the forums?
HE WAS STALIN.
(but srs, what's up with that, bro?)
Awww, it's no fun when you ASK for it…
Hey, my stuff was stolen today. I need something to take my mind off of it, like a slowly-disappearing e-peen.
"Mostly"
Adverb form of "Most"
(n.) comprised of the largest number.
Two 'mostly's means two numbers that are both larger than the other.
That's a pretty freakin' awesome mathematical and logical accomplishment. Why would I -1 you for that?
We're doing this? Ok then:
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/CESIdl.jpg">
*not Master Chief*
*is God-Emperor of man*
I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO HELL, MY LIEGE!!!
Kill the alien.
Burn the mutant.
Purge the heretic.
FOR THE EMPRAH
SPESS MEHRENS!
How did Heavy avoid becoming goose?
He was duckin.
Yeah, that's right; I just brought a fun game from our childhoods into this.
I logged on too late. I never got to think that I submitted something.
Hey, there may be a bunch of trolls here, but no one wants to steal your e-peen away from you.
Well, not ME anyway.
Better stop Rasputin off capturing that flag, or Heavy'll get it first.
Me too, want to cry in the corner together like men?
Or the Scout with his mad milk.
Well computers are sorta the reason we got Halolz so…
What? Heavy is the slowest class in th-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I getcha
Because Heavy ate sandvich?
"Do you hear that?"
"Oh that's just the sound of NO ONE CARING!"
BONK!
Dear Glob, a RageFace that's not at the top of the comments? Puns relating to Communism filling the page?
I really must manifesto my joy! :D
Roses are Red,
Violets are too,
In Soviet Russia,
YOU ARE SENT TO GULAG IF YOU ARE NOT CREDIT TO PARTY.
Indeed. Our manly tears shall flow and create some sort of manly river.
I'll bring my manly handkerchief.
And to this day I still think she did it best.
I CCCP what you did there!
POSER! i was calling people out with zoidberg before it was cool. (hipster joke for the sarcastically disabled)
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=541896…
You mean left into the flag, right?
Russian, not Rush'n.
There's no such thing as homonyms, only literal meaning that contains no nuance or humor.
Just like Soviet Russia.
(Fuck you Poe's Law, I won't add an emoticon because my words are clearly satirical.)
Obvious comedy in my world? You might like Russia or Mars better. They are technically alike and both red most of the time.
To this day I still have no idea what the hell this even is. But… it intrigues me so.
Boo!
You need to be put down for that sad display of flat word-play. That joke made my face as rigid and emotionless as the minions you so humorlessly referenced.
You need to take a Bullet Bill to the brain-pan *squish*
That joke was so blunt you could hammer bros. to death with it.
That joke would make a piranha plant his (nonexistent) foot in your face for the shame that hearing brought to him.
That was the single most koopatic thing I have ever had the misfortune to read,
at no point in your rambling trail of stages, did you come close to anything resembling a princess,
everyone in this room is now smaller, for having seen it.
I award you no points, and may bowser have mercy on your soul.
(Are my pun-storms still up to snuff? Or was that too hard to enjoy?)
Holy wax! Godot is right!
I used to be a professional motherf*cker, but then I--
Oh wait. I still am.
It's funny because Heavy is Russian.
<img src="http://pawsru.org/flash/src/flash13097_thats_the_joke.jpg" alt="Alt" text="">
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/
You're welcome.
Doc Scratch does probably one of the best I've seen.
<img src="http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/03858_2.gif"/>
That's our Heavy!
You're right, it doesn't. Eating a Steak Sandvich might have though.
Poser! I was hipster before it was cool!
Oh, Vabolo that pun was full of Bolsh'vik
We already have.
And in some cases, even that gets you sent to gulag.
MEEEEEEHHHHDIIIIIC!!!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=541917…
Come on, we all got a goelag out of it
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE.
Global thermonuclear war?
I'm not sure if I'd really count that or not. That's akin to an anti-facepalm, it might cause a bad reaction as if anti-matter.
Though I suppose you could count it as a hipster facepalm, because having a face is far too mainstream.
Doc Scratch has no need for hipsterism or being mainstream. He has important business to attend to, like being a gracious host.
After all, he is simply the best there is.
ALL HAIL LETO II.
I liked the hammer bro and piranha plant puns, but the others didn't work so well.