Luigi's Playboy Mansion

Oh you thought his mansion was haunted? That’s what Weegee wanted you to think! Nothing personal, he just didn’t want it turning into a sausage party over there.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 7, 2011 · 5:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (235 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)
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73 Responses to “Luigi’s Playboy Mansion”

  1. Shatman on December 7th, 2011 5:20 pm

    There ain't no party like a Mario Party because everyone hates everyone else at the end.

  2. BTSnoogans on December 7th, 2011 5:22 pm

    You know, the people who play this wouldn't be paying any attention to Weegee.

  3. ChemicalKirby on December 7th, 2011 5:22 pm

    This is how the Gamecube should have started.

  4. Jimmy on December 7th, 2011 5:24 pm

    Why is there blood and gore, intense violence, drug references, AND strong language in this game?!? Here I am thinking that this would be like Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball…

  5. John_Know_Doe on December 7th, 2011 5:25 pm

    the first M rated game for Nitendo. And It was AWSOME.

  6. Sceptilianblade on December 7th, 2011 5:25 pm

    Not that anyone paid attention to him to begin with.

  7. Guppy on December 7th, 2011 5:29 pm

    And still no love for Daisy.

  8. MasterLuigi452 on December 7th, 2011 5:29 pm

    I swear I have nothing to do with this.
    Also, where is Daisy and Rosalina?
    Shame on the person who made this.

  9. Doctor Rover on December 7th, 2011 5:30 pm

    I would've made a poison mushroom joke that would justified the M rating.

    But I wanted to ask you why were you looking at the ERSB rating?

  10. TheArrived on December 7th, 2011 5:30 pm

    I wonder how Daisy is going to take this.

    unless….

  11. Dycro on December 7th, 2011 5:32 pm

    You can tell it's a Nintendo game because of Luigi's invisible cigarette that they edited out.

  12. Red on December 7th, 2011 5:37 pm

    This would make for a very interesting mario kart / smash bros. themed stage

    DO IT NINTENDO!!!

  13. Shatman on December 7th, 2011 5:38 pm

    They're waiting upstairs.

  14. BlurrySandwich on December 7th, 2011 5:40 pm

    Daisy didn't get invited because she isn't blonde

  15. TCC on December 7th, 2011 5:44 pm

    that explains all the moaning I hear walking down the halls… ._.

  16. Jimmy on December 7th, 2011 5:45 pm

    I was looking for "Gratuitous Amounts of Sex".

  17. VJoe10[8] on December 7th, 2011 5:45 pm

    Capitalization
    *Nintendo
    *AWESOME

  18. Trainer_Black on December 7th, 2011 5:49 pm

    Clearly shopped, Pomeranians don't exist in the Mushroom Kingdom.

  19. Chimental on December 7th, 2011 5:51 pm

    Spoiler Alert: Bowser comes in and steals every last one of them.

  20. Leo E. on December 7th, 2011 5:56 pm

    Sorry, but I must invoke facts.

    <img src="http://playeraffinity.com/images/Eternal%20Darkness%20Box%20Art.jpg"&gt;

    That was the first M-rated Nintendo game. And yes, it was awesome.

  21. EddRazzell on December 7th, 2011 5:58 pm

    Seeing as this is slightly on topic, thought that I would point out that the Gamecube recently turned 10, and Luigi's Mansion was 10 last month.

    The moar you know. ☆

  22. MasterLuigi452 on December 7th, 2011 5:59 pm

    *Grabs Rape Rake*

  23. Omnomynous on December 7th, 2011 6:11 pm

    Your avatar conflicts with your statement, sir :/

  24. MasterLuigi452 on December 7th, 2011 6:13 pm

    ………………………………………………………………………………………fuck.
    You guys win today.

  25. Omnomynous on December 7th, 2011 6:14 pm

    The reason Luigi wasn't in Super Mario Sunshine. This happened and after Mario came to find Peach, Luigi gave him amnesia by smacking him with a painting. Unfortunately, when Mario recovered and got an invitation to Delfino Island, he still did not remember Luigi. He still doesn't to this day.

  26. Hyze on December 7th, 2011 6:26 pm

    Why is there blood and gore? Well it makes more sense than you think!

    ….ew.

  27. Skrist on December 7th, 2011 6:29 pm

    THE TRUTH!
    IT BURNS!~
    Sorry, those were the emotional scars.

  28. Armetron on December 7th, 2011 6:30 pm

    wow the only thing that Nintendo can do to make it better is if they release it on the Wii

  29. Skrist on December 7th, 2011 6:31 pm

    Come on Luigi, you used to be cool. Remember the good ol' days?
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-mariobros-beforehoes.jpg"&gt;
    GET BACK IN THE GAME MAN!

  30. TheInsaneWombat on December 7th, 2011 6:43 pm

    Especially since he usually only gets hit on by guys.

    <img src='http://www.interrobangstudios.com/images/comics/4c94460e34bf1.jpg'&gt;

  31. Rexxmech on December 7th, 2011 7:04 pm

    So Peach was never in another castle…

  32. Dash12345678 on December 7th, 2011 7:06 pm

    You inspired some research…..
    And now I know that before it went into Video-games, Nintendo had gone through a series of business operations including a sort of Japanese playing cards, a cab business, and even a 'love hotel'.

    I don't know if I can unlearn this.

    *looks up at my Golden Wii Remote and Skyward Sword*

    What was I talking about?

  33. Skrist on December 7th, 2011 7:09 pm

    So they go from "love hotel" to entertaining Platformers and Action/Adventures?
    They are business GENIUSES!!! And I use the term heavily.

  34. Vizardvalor on December 7th, 2011 7:12 pm

    People still won't notice this game

  35. AuraMaster on December 7th, 2011 7:21 pm

    Damn. Luigi gets three extra warp pipes to explore. Hopefully their flowers aren't fire flowers, or else it's gonna burn when he pees.

  36. Axel X on December 7th, 2011 7:31 pm

    You forgot about the invisible gun in his left hand that was edited out.

  37. vash_ts on December 7th, 2011 7:33 pm

    but I submitted it in your honor!

  38. Axel X on December 7th, 2011 7:37 pm

    Should such activity continue at night, it will surely wake the dead!

  39. VyseRogueKing on December 7th, 2011 8:00 pm

    So since there are no guys in this game I assume it'll be all lesbian action? I'm ok with this.

  40. DiamyoAlex on December 7th, 2011 8:05 pm

    Luigi gets all the bitches

  41. GanjalfTheGreen on December 7th, 2011 8:07 pm

    It's not a gun. It's the invisible pimp cane.

  42. Dr.Panda on December 7th, 2011 8:16 pm

    That green guy appeared in another submission……what;s his name again? I wanna say its lou-something…..louis?

  43. Deep Thought on December 7th, 2011 8:21 pm
  44. Deep Thought on December 7th, 2011 8:22 pm

    I'm betting he's deathly afraid of this one too…

  45. MasterLuigi452 on December 7th, 2011 8:24 pm

    In other words: The Backscratcher in TF2.

  46. Drake148 on December 7th, 2011 8:33 pm

    She was just in another mansion.

  47. Nick Soapdish on December 7th, 2011 8:36 pm

    The Gamecube can't turn ten. It's dead.

  48. Icesickle97 on December 7th, 2011 8:39 pm

    Can't be, he isn't begging for pills and yelling when he has them.

  49. Skandradron on December 7th, 2011 8:39 pm

    Nah… if it was Louis there would be more peelz in the frame.

  50. Omnomynous on December 7th, 2011 9:13 pm
  51. Happy on December 7th, 2011 9:14 pm

    I got really confused and kind of horrified by the end of your analogy

  52. Dash12345678 on December 7th, 2011 9:19 pm

    It lives on in spirit through Gamecube game/controller functionality in the Wii though!

  53. Skrist on December 7th, 2011 9:23 pm

    Right because all those fresh new Wii games allow you to play with the gamecube controllers. Just like Skyward Sword, best gamecube controls I have ever seen.

  54. LiquidMountain on December 7th, 2011 9:43 pm

    I believe they started in the late 19th century making playing cards.
    <img src='http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8441/nintendohanafuna.jpg&#039; border='0'/>

    Yes, that is one of them.

  55. gathma on December 7th, 2011 10:11 pm

    You mean Conker's Bad Fur Day? yeah, it was pretty awesome.

  56. gathma on December 7th, 2011 10:12 pm

    It was not the first M rated game from Nintendo.
    That honor goes to Conker's Bad Fur Day

  57. wolfpax181 on December 8th, 2011 12:34 am

    Hey, don't make me break out Brawl…er…right, that's pretty old. Well, what about breaking out the Gamecube because it has the memory card slots! …oh wait, the Wii has that too.

    Shit, I got nothing.

  58. Red on December 8th, 2011 12:34 am

    I second what Deep Thought has replied with

  59. straYDoubter on December 8th, 2011 12:50 am

    I bet if the bunnies in Snow Cap Galaxy were like those, people wouldn't give up looking for them so easily.

  60. Mentlegen on December 8th, 2011 1:32 am

    Sorry, but you are also mistaken. The first M rated game Nintendo released was the first Doom, for Super Nintendo.

    The first M rated game for N64 was Perfect Dark, released about an year before Conker's Bad Fur Day.

  61. Kittari on December 8th, 2011 3:02 am

    Wow… I guess Luigi is taller than Mario in more ways than one

  62. GazzyW007 on December 8th, 2011 12:18 pm

    With an built-in shotgun.

  63. GazzyW007 on December 8th, 2011 12:20 pm

    No he's the guy in Olimar's shadow.

  64. Icesickle97 on December 8th, 2011 4:45 pm

    NOPE. That would be LouiE, not LouiS.

  65. SonicsmyName on December 8th, 2011 5:14 pm

    Who..?

  66. SonicsmyName on December 8th, 2011 5:46 pm

    Wait… SO was the Gamecube or Luigi's Mansion 10 first? The way you wrote makes it seem like LM is older than the Gamecube…

  67. SonicsmyName on December 8th, 2011 5:49 pm

    …about a year before…

    It is my duty as a Halolzian. (Halolzer, Halolzier??)

  68. GazzyW007 on December 8th, 2011 6:02 pm

    Ah. They're pronounced the same way correct? I haven't read much on Pikmin 2, but I've heard a lot of info.

  69. ProfessorLuigi on December 8th, 2011 10:50 pm

    Dang, you own them?
    How the heck do you play their cards?

  70. LiquidMountain on December 9th, 2011 1:13 am

    I don't own them. Wikipedia does.

  71. Alpar on December 9th, 2011 8:39 pm

    HALOLZIANIER!

  72. SonicsmyName on December 12th, 2011 8:07 am

    And so it was decreed.

    We are all now Halolzianiers.

  73. killercartoons on December 13th, 2011 3:02 pm

    I'd hit it.. I MEAN PLAY IT!

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