It just goes to show, if you search in places other than clay pots you can find some pretty neat items!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2011 · 2:54 PM
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I suppose the next issue will have Malon as the centerfold.
heh… Milk bottles…
NO! My magazine! I mean…. what magazine? I don't know that one, who mention a magazine, was you? because i wasn't… totally not….
Wait… all the pages are stuck together?
*link death noise*
Credit artist: Aphius
Shame someone had to make him delete all those wonderful parody renders. http://aphius.deviantart.com/
Just don't try to break the pot next to it.
Before or after you take out the Master Sword?
Updated!
Next Issue: Inside Gerudo's Fortress. So many tiny holes, so much treasure.
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/…
Ha. That item isn't in the original game. Seriously. It's not… I'm not even going to go check to see if it is or not. Because I already know it won't be there. Seriously, I am NOT going to go into my room, set up my N64, pop in OOT, and try and find this item because it's not there… I mean, like… even if it is in the game, which it totally isn't, it's probably really well hidden. It might take hours to find. It's probably really challenging. Normally, I'd be up for the challenge but, uh… ummm…
*Goes into room, sets up N64*
(sigh) Damn it…
Just don't check any of Ganondorf's boxes…
You mean the Master Sword or the *wink, wink* "Master Sword?"
This is funny, but I think it's been on here before…
Ha! He still gets his porn from magazines.
Next week Zelda shows us her rose garden *wink wink twitch*
So how would that be used to beat a dungeon? It's just a magazine with pictures! That is a silly item.
This is why he has the Master Sword. To cut the… Yeah let's not go there…
<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpfwdMaQi1qd0feso1_500.jpg">
OBJECTION!
Next issue: Malon's melons.
Like this.
It's not like Saria puts out.
It's actually part of a trading quest. You see, you give this item to Hyrule Guard #47, who gives you the "Purple Cucumber" to deliver to the witch behind…..
Well you get the idea.
I don't want to play the mini game that goes with this item.
And I thought OoT had all the items it needed.
All these porno magazines in Hyrule must make Link's sword go skyward.
Perfect!
Just plonk it onto the ground somewhere and concuss any sad lonely and horny guard who takes interest!
….
Wait
Wrong game
Fi: "Master, there is a 95% chance that you will feel a 95% decrease in personal satisfaction approximately 1 minute following planned procedure"
Link: "…"
Ghiriham finds your preference in The Indulges to be *ahem* "Assez Cliché"
inb4DekuNutsjokes.
Or Zelda
or Ruto
or Malon
or…
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=540348…
Because I forget how to make links show other text :U
God I loved reading that. LMAO XD 1-up
Please, Final Fantasy IV had like 3 dirty magazines hidden around there XD
Nope. Unless Shawn didn't apply the "The Legend of Zelda" tag to it the first time.
of course YOU of all people would show up.
you and your naughty avatar
WINKWINKNUDGENUDGESAYNOMOREANODISASGOODASAWINKTOABLINDBAT
So uh….is uh….is she a go-ah?
You made a spelling mistake, and added an s somewhere that it shouldn't be…I'll leave it to you to figure out where…
Your avatar is made of win.
OBJECTION!"
HOLD IT!
(a href="http://www.halolz.com")LOLTHISIZFUNNEH(/a)
Replace ( and ) with < and >
Well, at least now his grunts and moans will make sense…
<img src="http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc428/Tolnoc/touyung.jpg">
Next month will be the Mario Special edition.
TAKE THAT!
only a gay person could avoid such terror
non-disrespectful truth
I am inclined to disagree.
Nabooru.
As am I.
Biggoron Sword.
All of them
IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD YOU CAN INTERPRET IT AS.
Well I'm inclined to tell you both to drink a glass of SHUT YO FACE.
You played The Song of Delete Browser History!
They're not as advanced as Termina yet.
+ points for added Britishness.
Malon and 2 Gorons.
*realises what has been said, sits in fetal position in corner*
OBJECTION!
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God I love doing these.
*Ahem*
Englishness, I think, is the word
You forgot about the all sexy Ganondorf!
How is my avatar naughty? o.o;
Well technically in this case it's the Great Fairy Sword.
Now now…
Just don't get the controller sticky
Question: How do you add music to the objections?
(tunes) like how you change the characters themselves. for both you add both.
ಠ_ಠ
You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding. I mean, come on. Just LOOK at it! How is it NOT naughty??
Is that why the hand in the toilet keeps asking for paper?
Actually ruto would totally put out http://www.halolz.com/2011/11/22/i-grant-my-etern…
…Am I the only one who thinks Klavier could say that and it would TOTALLY fit?
<img src="http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2011-06-20-343-ChamberPot.jpg" length="650" width="650">
Is that why?
rel="nofollow"> Aww HELL NO!!!
Your Zelda was broken.
I decided to replace her…
For a minute, I thought that said Bowser…
rel="nofollow">YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT THIS PUNK?!
I never got the joke behind that…
You found : a bottle of lotion, tissues, and loss of confidence in yourself!
All I see is two Sonic characters and a Sega seal of approval. How is that naughty?
porn is always the answer
HOLD IT!
Let's just say…It's not Jarate, it's Mad Milk.
<img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061016144627/uncyclopedia/images/e/e5/Godot_drink.gif">
Hopefully, not the Broken Goron Sword.
"LET'S WRESTLE!"
To be fair, he does have the 'stache.
Four persons, two for each side, and 5~6 lawyers depending on whether you count old and young Wright as separate persons.
Hmmm… let's see here. One's tied up and bent over, both are quite clearly naked and doing something rather inappropriate. Even with that seal of approval, it's not hard to imagine what's going on.
I GOT IT
I mean the one you take out so that you're seven years in the future. Unless…Oh Glob no!
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Please elaborate for I can not possibly imagine what inappropriate activity these two are doing. Also, how do you know if they're naked, they might be wearing beach clothes.
Your Princess was behind a different link?
If that were the case, there would be no need for that seal of approval, now would there?
But then how I would know this was sega approved?
I don't think Sega would really enjoy seeing their characters used like this. Also, the placement of that seal doesn't really seem like a coincidence.
ORDER IN THE COURT!!!
<img src="http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/4338/phoenixemo.gif">
I used to laugh at Halolz posts, then I took an arrow in the knee…
RIGHTEOUS JUSTIFICATION BROTHER.
NOW LET'S ROCK OUT!!!
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This is totally a fake.
Ctrl+Alt+Del is a visual novel.
Bah Dum-
This is silly yet entertaining.
Given that "Mann Milk" was the original name …
OBJECTION!!
And I'm inclined to think that you are a foolish fool for thinking that his avatar is made of win. It is people like him that are killing the internet.
I'm inclined to think you guys are obsessing over my avatar. Furthermore, I don't recall killing the Internet or being a "him".
I make a pun, then I get a discussion about my avatar.
<img src='http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/1679/tailsponders.jpg' border='0'/>
A girl? Win. /Queuestereotypical'girloninternetjokes'
Actually, considering your avatar and the nature of the pun, it's not really fascinating.
Oops…you have my sincere apology for my presumption regarding your gender.
On your other point, I never said you did, I just said it's people LIKE you who are.
Did it never occur to anyone that this entire argument is moot since Hyrule's laws could be way different to our laws.
For example, vandalism, trespassing or stealing is fine in Hyrule. Hell, you could even rob people's graves.
Avatar drama aside, it was a good pun.
The joke, or this particular issue?
Suddenly Link isn't in such a rush to rescue zelda.
I greatly enjoy silly yet entertaining.
[ﾟдﾟ]
I woulda said "It burns!"… But it would have been too easy.
Looks like a jazz band rocking out.
I agree
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