You got a Dirty Magazine! It's a copy of Playrule, Hyrule's premiere Gentleman's Magazine!

It just goes to show, if you search in places other than clay pots you can find some pretty neat items!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2011 · 2:54 PM 
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Adult Situations, Animated, N64, Nintendo, Secret Items, Strike A Pose, The Legend of Zelda

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119 Responses to “You got a Dirty Magazine!”

  1. smashpro1 on December 3rd, 2011 2:57 pm

    I suppose the next issue will have Malon as the centerfold.

  2. Drake148 on December 3rd, 2011 3:00 pm

    NO! My magazine! I mean…. what magazine? I don't know that one, who mention a magazine, was you? because i wasn't… totally not….

  3. M4DD4WG on December 3rd, 2011 3:03 pm

    Wait… all the pages are stuck together?
    *link death noise*

  4. Paulrus-Keaton? on December 3rd, 2011 3:04 pm

    Credit artist: Aphius
    Shame someone had to make him delete all those wonderful parody renders. http://aphius.deviantart.com/

  5. Vabolo on December 3rd, 2011 3:04 pm

    Just don't try to break the pot next to it.

  6. invadingduck on December 3rd, 2011 3:09 pm

    Next Issue: Inside Gerudo's Fortress. So many tiny holes, so much treasure.
    http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/

  7. BTSnoogans on December 3rd, 2011 3:10 pm

    Ha. That item isn't in the original game. Seriously. It's not… I'm not even going to go check to see if it is or not. Because I already know it won't be there. Seriously, I am NOT going to go into my room, set up my N64, pop in OOT, and try and find this item because it's not there… I mean, like… even if it is in the game, which it totally isn't, it's probably really well hidden. It might take hours to find. It's probably really challenging. Normally, I'd be up for the challenge but, uh… ummm…
    *Goes into room, sets up N64*
    (sigh) Damn it…

  8. TheInsaneWombat on December 3rd, 2011 3:11 pm

    Just don't check any of Ganondorf's boxes…

  9. Xyxoz on December 3rd, 2011 3:15 pm

    This is funny, but I think it's been on here before…

  10. Paulrus-Keaton? on December 3rd, 2011 3:18 pm

    Ha! He still gets his porn from magazines.

  11. Wetmang on December 3rd, 2011 3:18 pm

    Next week Zelda shows us her rose garden *wink wink twitch*

  12. ibbolia on December 3rd, 2011 3:30 pm

    So how would that be used to beat a dungeon? It's just a magazine with pictures! That is a silly item.

  13. Jimmy on December 3rd, 2011 3:50 pm
  14. ChemicalKirby on December 3rd, 2011 4:22 pm

    I don't want to play the mini game that goes with this item.

  15. ChemicalKirby on December 3rd, 2011 4:22 pm

    And I thought OoT had all the items it needed.

  16. SEGA Uranus on December 3rd, 2011 4:34 pm

    All these porno magazines in Hyrule must make Link's sword go skyward.

  17. HughbertEsq on December 3rd, 2011 4:38 pm

    Perfect!
    Just plonk it onto the ground somewhere and concuss any sad lonely and horny guard who takes interest!
    ….

    Wait

    Wrong game

  18. HughbertEsq on December 3rd, 2011 4:40 pm

    Fi: "Master, there is a 95% chance that you will feel a 95% decrease in personal satisfaction approximately 1 minute following planned procedure"

    Link: "…"

  19. HughbertEsq on December 3rd, 2011 4:43 pm

    Ghiriham finds your preference in The Indulges to be *ahem* "Assez Cliché"

  20. Omnomynous on December 3rd, 2011 4:51 pm

    inb4DekuNutsjokes.

  21. CriticalQuit on December 3rd, 2011 5:26 pm

    Please, Final Fantasy IV had like 3 dirty magazines hidden around there XD

  22. NotB0b on December 3rd, 2011 6:39 pm

    Well, at least now his grunts and moans will make sense…

  23. PortalMan118 on December 3rd, 2011 6:47 pm

    Next month will be the Mario Special edition.

  24. DiamyoAlex on December 3rd, 2011 7:52 pm

    You played The Song of Delete Browser History!

  25. Awesomecake on December 3rd, 2011 9:54 pm

    Is that why the hand in the toilet keeps asking for paper?

  26. Drjolt on December 3rd, 2011 10:26 pm

    You found : a bottle of lotion, tissues, and loss of confidence in yourself!

  27. ABAZELDAFAN on December 3rd, 2011 10:59 pm

    I GOT IT

  28. Ice_Cold_Water on December 4th, 2011 12:01 am

    I used to laugh at Halolz posts, then I took an arrow in the knee…

  29. Trainer_Black on December 4th, 2011 6:14 pm

    Suddenly Link isn't in such a rush to rescue zelda.

  30. Dash12345678 on December 5th, 2011 12:24 am

    I greatly enjoy silly yet entertaining.

  31. Seanhl on December 10th, 2011 10:54 am

    I agree

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