Having the power to shout dragons to death seems awesome at first… but in actuality it has many unforeseen drawbacks!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2011 · 1:18 PM
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Banshee from the X-men is a Dragonborn! :O
Problem averted…
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For those who can only whisper
Hm, so Opera is a no?
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It's probably a bad sign that Raideen's God Voice is all I can think of where shouting people to death is involved…
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spplmj's log,
Stardate: 120211,
I have forgotton how long it has been since the CoF was abducted by the alien race known as Maintinoids, Commander Handyside and General Trunks have been dispatched to rescue it but have not yet returned. As I float along in cyber space I have maintained contact with my fellow captains after being invited to the Halolz Secret Skype Society, but i fear that joining the society may have been a grave mistake…
Since joining "The Society" I've noticed changes in my mind. Prior to the abduction of CoF my primary source of entertainment was TF2, but since joining "The Society" my interest in TF2 has been replace with Touhou, I have suddenly gained a larger interest in Anime and Visual Novels, and worst of all I've even caught myself talking about ponies at times. My only defense against these changes is my ability to talk about football (YEAH!) which seems to repel the other members from assimilating me into "The Society" but once the football (YEAH!) season ends I am without a defense. The only thing that can save me now is the safe return of CoF…
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What the hell is CoF? (Football=boo!)
It could be worse. He could take an arrow in the knee.
Such power cannot be trusted to ordinary fools. This is why the Greybeards live on a mountain.
Red has taught them well.
'This guy' has apparently helped somebody called 'Alot'.
YO! *sets everyone on fire*
I know it's "YOL", but it sounds like YO! when he uses firebreath…
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Now Fate/stay in the kitchen.
All I could think of was HIKARI NI NAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Happened to my cousin. Used to be an adventurer, became a part of the city guard. One day, he was just standing around, and *bam*, launched into the clouds. No one knows why, never found the body either…
I'm glad I don't use this mystical device you call a Skype. I have only seen it once in combat and ran before the battle became too fierce for my own powers.
Fus Ro Dah… the only counter to Super Saiyans. I see what you are doing here Bethesda.
I would've thought of that, but while Goldion Hammer smashes the enemy with a mecha sized mallet, God Voice is… well, it's just his voice.
Dohvahkiin is so bad ass,
when he drops an F bomb,
it actually explodes.
Fus roh dah still won't help you against borris
AND THAT'S WHY NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SONOVABITCH AMONGST DOVAHKIIN
…fucking law of action-reaction…
DAMN IT!!! Beat me to it… 1
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If only you could do this at school. "I'm sorry, man. You have to re-do your paper. You got a bad grade on- " FUS RO DAH!
A yes, the ALOT
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It seems inconvenient at times that you can marry people in this game…
"My dear, I have written a poem for you…Roses are red, Violets are blue, FUS RO DAH!"
You could let it slip any time.
This guy's "Whoops" face kinda reminds me of something…
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This… This poor man can never get intimate again… I lament for his sad state.
…Eh heh. I can't say about the anime, but I'll take full responsibility for Touhou and Fate/Stay Night.
But I refuse to take responsibility for the ponies. That was not me.
Ponies is everyone's fault… you cannot run from the guilt.
Become one with the great power of the guilt!
CoF stands for Church of Falcon, which is our forums.
"Is our forums"? That doesn't make much sense here. Could someone clarify that, please?
KILL IT WITH FUS RO DAH!
Could you explain this "arrow to the knee" joke to my good sir?
Tsk, tsk, tsk, and you call yourself my rival…
well EXCUSE ME Jimmy! It's not my fault I have no money to buy skyrim!
Can I haz forums now please?
FUS RO DAH
THE NEW ROCKET JUMP
is "the" forums.
You stole a pokemon. What's one game?
Excuse me, but you can't shout a dragon to death unless you are the screaming guy in this:
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Too loud?
The pokemon was in an old man's house, completely unprotected in anyway, while the game is guarded by employees and cameras and stuff. And it's not my fault Jimmy stole all my money.
LIES. I didn't steal anything. Besides, your dad is a criminal under-lord. You can't ask your old man for a loan?
"are" our forums?
I think he meant all the money he paid you, Jimmy, for winning at Pokemon.
I mean seriously, when you win you ask for like…. 4000 pokedollars, but when I win you give me like what? 50 pokedollars if im lucky….
greedy bastard…..
I'm not even part of the skype chat and I wholly support your descent into the dork side of the internets. Minus the ponies. Falcon help you with the ponies.
I still want to punch Shirou in the face. His "I don't get it Syndrome" is so sever that it causes my eyes to bleed from my brain punching them to get them to stop letting the stupid in.
he use to be your rival, until he took an arrow in the knee.
I took an arrow to the knee, but then I ate an orange and it was k
It's not his fault mana transfer's so goddamn complicated!
I mean, insert ponos into vagoo? Who the hell knows what that means.
When I first got my shout, I thought my character was screaming "Boosh!" and wondered if Jack Black was a Dragonborn.
you lost me,
semi-related I'm thinking I'd like hanging out in Halolz Skype, but my Mic suffered from critical existence failure. It was on Macguyver Life support for like 7 years because I put so much money into my computer that I couldn't afford a new Mic.
We use Skype chat rooms. A microphone is not necessary.
I want in. I will bring my inflated sense of Sakuya fandom and the ability to find quality torrents of everything.
At the risk of pulling the wrong Red…
The power being shared with fools could be but a secondary concern to the coming of Prof. Oak.
Just give us your Skype name and one of us will add you in.
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Find someone else to protect you!
Mindlessinvalid
When God turns into ponies you FIND A NEW GOD! Swear allegiance to wolf, Spplmj! It's your only hope. You must embrace the not letting of others doing that before they do the unspeakable! *rants on until Wolfnarok*
Shouting people to death normally reminds me of Dune. Muad'Dib!
I'm not the only one who read that 'find a new god' sentence in the POWER THIRST voice……
am I…?
Me: How 'bout a kiss? For luck? ;)
Some girl: You've GOT to be kidding.
Me: *This face ^ *
Of course not. Why, I have a Powerthirst, Gun-flavored of course, almost every day.
And now I suddenly want you to bear my children. (little in-joke that my friends from college came up with)
I met my last 3 girlfriends over Frank Herbert references. (The source of the In-Joke, my friends claim I propose to everyone who has a working knowledge of at least three books in the Dune Series)
The first of them was writing the Litany Against Fear from memory in a basket lattice on her arm.
The next one organized a bad scifi movie night and when I asked what movies she had planned, the first thing that came out of her mouth was "the first release of the movie Dune, the Tingler, and This Island Earth" (I had to strongly resist the urge to glomp her.)
The most recent one was reading children of dune on the county transit bus, and when I asked her which of the three up to that point was her favorite, she replied "This one."
But back on topic: Paul Atriedes, AKA Muad'Dib. The man with the most Gar in any world ever, and his name means "Little Rabbity Mouse Thing"
any anime character that shouts could benefit from this.
That's cause I put all my money towards buying bitches and fine wine. When I need to hit the "bank" I just come visit you.
Naw…. Jack Black uses mind bullets
He just has to make all of his lovers engage in S&M with him. If you put a ball gag in his mouth he can't shout right? Ulfric Stormcloak wasn't able to shout at the beginning of the game because they tied a piece of dirty cloth around the lower part of his face, it wasn't even in his mouth.
His name is Robert Plant.
His voice could both be used as a tool for creation and for destruction.
Alongside him was Jimmy Page, with his mighty wizard pants and guitar.
Then there was John Paul Jones, the inconspicuous one, who could sneak the perfect bassline for anything.
And then there was Bonzo, rhythmician of legend, who is now drumming in Valhalla.
The four of them combined, they were the Hammer of the Gods, known to us mortals as LED ZEPPELIN.
Fuck to the Yes, Vabolo. I wish I could give you +Infinity for that, but I can't. :c
The website is falconchurch.com, but Shawn is doing maintenance at the moment, so they're down.
You did as best as you could, man.
rel="nofollow">And as for that one guy who downvoted you…
SHOCKLATE!
Ah, how kind of him.
Maybe the dragons are just shouting shit like "fuck you" and you shout back in valor "No, fuck you!"