Reasons I want to get a heart in Zelda

Staying alive is cool… but not if I have to hear that goddamn low health noise! It’s the one thing more annoying than Navi!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 26, 2011 · 4:29 AM 
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Charts & Graphs, Health & Fitness, Nintendo, Obnoxious, The Legend of Zelda

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63 Responses to “Reasons I want to get a heart in Zelda”

  1. ChemicalKirby on November 26th, 2011 4:33 am

    It's Pokemon all over again!

  2. TehVortex on November 26th, 2011 4:48 am

    What about, "because the big boss door is right in front of me."

  3. Taiho on November 26th, 2011 5:07 am

    "Yes Fi, I know my health is low. I can see the health bar. No, I don't have any potions. I know I should find some hearts, you can shut up now." I never thought I would miss Navi…

  4. Fearow on November 26th, 2011 5:20 am

    People have issues with the boss keys? I find moving them into position easy o.o

  5. sonicsmash2 on November 26th, 2011 5:56 am

    The cause of the loss of hearts?
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    Nuff shown….

  6. therandombear on November 26th, 2011 6:46 am

    What about dowsing around for hearts/treasures?

  7. fmarulz on November 26th, 2011 7:55 am

    don´t forget the effing "low batteries in the wii mote" beeping.
    I hate that Im doing something important and Fi tries to tell me something…. "your batteries…." FUUUUUUU

  8. Sanyiel on November 26th, 2011 9:07 am

    Hasn't there been something almost identical to this on Halolz before? O_o

  9. HughbertEsq on November 26th, 2011 9:10 am
  10. C__F on November 26th, 2011 9:22 am

    I always try to keep myself above half-health. The best cure is prevention, or so they say. In any case, losing health is, of itself, a minor annoyance I try to keep from happening.

    Preventing the beeping is just icing on the cake.

  11. Skrist on November 26th, 2011 9:26 am

    NOTHING is more annoying than Navi.

  12. Ice_Cold_Water on November 26th, 2011 9:36 am

    Lets keep recycling until I get negative points.
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    If it didnt fit so well, I wouldnt do it!

  13. TheInsaneWombat on November 26th, 2011 11:33 am

    Okay, confused now. Last Zelda I played (Minish Cap/Phantom Hourglass) I never heard beeping when at low health. Is this a new thing in Skyward or did I just never get down to one heart? o.0

  14. Gaytits on November 26th, 2011 11:56 am

    Imagine if you didn't have that beeping sound when you were low on health. Imagine how often you'd die because you weren't paying attention to your health bar.

  15. Drjolt on November 26th, 2011 1:05 pm

    Edit : i'm sorry for disappointing you all with my beeps. i will go shun myself. :c

  16. CriticalQuit on November 26th, 2011 1:18 pm

    It's almost as bad as the sub-25% health beeping sound in Pokemon!

  17. PortalMan118 on November 26th, 2011 4:21 pm

    I once put in ear plugs when I was playing because I was tired of the sound. I died exactly 59 times.

  18. LiquidMountain on November 26th, 2011 6:14 pm

    There is no beeping noise. The hearts simply measure your sanity.

  19. ComicShop on November 30th, 2011 9:22 pm

    What I hate is how she bugs me when my batteries get low. I know my batteries are low, and I'm not going to throw away batteries just because they're low… I'm gonna wait until they are EMPTY. There's also the annoying beep for dowsing when she wants you to dowse, even though you already know what direction to go and FRIGGIN HATE DOWSING.

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