Which is more powerful, the atomic energy drink or the triangle cut sandvich?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 23, 2011 · 3:01 PM
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The scout managed to capture the point, but suffered later when he realized what 9kg of sugar and radiation does to your kidneys.
Anyone else reminded of Vash?
But it didn't matter because he respawned a few seconds dying.
RED streak, speeds by…
but then he ate some oranges and it was k.
Unbeknownest to the Scout, the Heavy had earlier aced his sandvich for Genuine Russian Cyanide… FOR EXTRA SPICE
…. isn't it kind of out of character for the scout to… yaknow… NOT verbaly taunt the giant gun toting behemoth?
The best cure for scouts: the Shotgun Heavy.
SCOUTU DA STAMPEDO
Anyone else think Fooly Cooly when he was coming down from the air with his bat?
Watched it with this video playing in the background, fitted pretty well " rel="nofollow">
Red Scout: "Your too slow!"
He did humiliating (and sexy) poses for him. I couldn't love him as much if he also started yelling.
Scout
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/touhou/images/2/2c/Danmaku.png">
Please
Especially with the music. There's no way this wasn't FLCL-inspired.
Scoutic the Hedgehog!
I find it easy to listen to Pink Floyd to this.
Somehow, I ended up watching Batman eat nachos for ten minutes.
Well, at least he managed to kill a Spy….
I find it quite hilarious when everything BUT spies are stealthy.
He will take a bite out of the sandvich, then drop it and start crying because it was delicious.
*SNEEZE*
wait-wut?
because that text put by shawn, I thought the scout was going to slip with the sandvich….
epic video…
Scout would fail hard in touhou…I'm pretty sure he can't use the focused movement.
That and the lack of fine armpits.
<img src="http://darkdiamond.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/WindowsLiveWriter/WinnersoftheFirstAmericanAnimeAwards_13695/flcl.jpg">
Show me that it's not, and I'll show you a liar.
Odds are that spy was me. Damn you cloak and dagger…
You dare insult Cloak and Dagger?
And then he respawned as a Sniper
Too fast for those freakin' spies
That Heavy was obviously a noob. Like seriously, this is why you have fists.
NUB TEAM
I can tell that Heavy isn't fully educated in the fine art of sandvich making; anyone can slam two pieces of bread together with spreads.
One of the most important steps in making a sandvich is the diagonal cut of the bread; without it, it's just an ordninary sandwich. :(
Music?
Bump on the heavy's head = Naota's giant robot.
That in of itself should be the red flag.
Who said I insulted it… I just can't use it to get out to the way of bullets… and I traverse the field at Otakon's speed.
Still love the thing since I can wreck 2Fort thanks to the fact that I've perfected my hiding spots.
Scoutic the Hedgehog!
Scoutic
he can aim and shoot!
Scoutic
he's got an attitude!
Scoutic
he's the fastest class alive!
It seems that spy has respawned and decided to distribute -1s
WE MUST ALL DO OUR PART TO FIGHT THE CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY!!!
Woah, I totally did too. :v
C&D is good for small stages with no hiding spots, otherwise, I love the DR…they seem to fall for it. Every. Time.
Unless it's a pyro.
The man worth ten billion double dollars.
In Mann Co. Hats.
Better yet: trolling the engies in CTF Sawmill. Jump over the fence, find those two engies that are always building sentries and dispensers there, wait for them to go away, place your sapper and hide. Watch them scurry back, rinse, repeat.
YOU'RE TF2 SLOW!
It gives you wings, according to their marketing campaign.
It cost BLU team $966,666.66 for none of those bullets to hit that scout. That's before we factor in the collateral damage.
Cost of a few bear traps with cans of soda in them:
A lot less.
Are we sure his name is Blutarch, and not Blutard?
NO NOT A RICKENBACKER 4001, DO YOU KNOW HOW GROOVY AND VALUABLE THOSE BASSES ARE?
The heavy caused almost 70 times his personal ammo expenditure in collateral damage, failed to complete his contract, AND provided 75 cents in company resources to the enemy.
I'm pretty sure he's going to lose his job.
He did get a single kill, but the net worth of said mark is a little under 1 cent.
Red Bull gives you wings.
Bonk! tapes Rainbow Dash to your back.
COME ON, BONK IT UP!
*$$60,000,000,000
Or if it was someone like me, a pyro. Irritate me once? Shame on you. Irritate me twice? Switch to pyro.
Irritate me three times? Go cry in the corner.
Good news, everyone! We've finally had our first submission in a long while without a Chris Redface Pic in the comments!
There's still hope for originality in the Comments Section after all!
I was feelin' a FLCL vibe right from the beginning.
You know, when I got on Halolz today the text loaded way faster than the video did. So I saw the title first and thought that this was going to be a video featuring Bonk, the little caveman from Turbografx-16 and have nothing to do with TF2. Well, silly me.
Must… make… sandvich… now… cant…. resist
It reminded me of FCLC the entire time :)
I think tf2 should make a guitar skin for the bat now :P
Scout would get knifed for pancake spam by a certain pettanko maid with time stopping powers….
*looks both ways*
Ok, I'm fairly certain I was vague enough about the pads to not get *knifed*
-Respawn in 30 seconds-
Oh god dammit.
I can just imagine the Blutarch's book keeper.
-Minigun fire: $400,000 for 12 seconds, and it was fired for nearly 30? Dear lord!
-300 million dollars in warehouse goods destroyed…
-Loss of the deed to said warehouse (of a value equal to the goods stored inside) as per the Capture Point Treaty…
-You allowed a prototype double sandvich made from 75 cents of raw materials and part of un-patented research worth millions of dollars to fall into enemy hands.
-This does not look good for you, Mr. Heavy.
-You made one kill, and as a mercenary on retainer for our company, you are entitled to payment of a sum equal to the net worth of the enemy mercenary. Let's see, you killed a Spy? It says here that they are a dime a dozen. We will deduct this penny from your debt.
You owe us a raw sum of $625,966,667.41, minus your pay from the mission a total of $625,966,667.40
sonic redfield says:
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thats one fast motha fucka
*sigh*
rel="nofollow">And we were doing so well…
ಠ____ಠ
Oh really? Well, I watched Batman eat a hotdog in less than 15 seconds rel="nofollow">
That's actually the first video I watched after BONK, which lead me to observe the Dark Knight's doppleganger devour dipped tortilla chips despite the original's disapproving demeanor.
Achievement Earned:
Artful Dodger
Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk! Atomic Punch.
Achievement Earned:
Dodgers 1, Giants 0
Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandvich.
Oh close enough, I haven't watched Trigun in forever.
That's still worth alot of hats.
…God dammit Yukari.
Ah! But your Bat-related belated expectations be brutally small compared to the boisterous, blissful mondegreens of the Batman and his bad potential "brother" in the beautiful, brilliant episode. The mondegreen in better question being Batman refusing to do benign, yet bad shows concerning his big bat-balls.
(The mondegreen being "Batman does Naughty Nut Shows"
and you clearly beat me in the Alliterative Duel)
BAT OF THE NORTH STAR!