Do it for your country! Or at least for Reliable Excavation & Demolition!
By Zwebbie, submitted by Issac E. and Alex D.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 17, 2011 · 1:35 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
That Heavy is a Christopher Walken!
Okay… where do I sign?
You death warrant? Right under the blood spatterd dotted line.
Join R.E.D. in the hunt against ftp-ers, first 500 people to join up get a uncle sam cap.
anyone find it ironic that the Heavy, who's Russian, during the Cold war, and has been hinted at as being soviet, is wearing an uncle sam hat
Unfortunately he joined as…
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Well at least Heavy wore lipstick for his photo shoot…
Snipers and Engineers man. Goddam
Me: Anyone else think maybe we don't need 4 engineers?
Them:
Me: Anyone? No? Guess I'm just crazy then…
"Team" Fortress 2.
Is it funny that the heavy looks more trustworthy than the uncle same picture?
Looks like a Red team hat to me.
I would rather have 6 snipers who can do damage than have 6 spies who don't know how to backstab.
Next Team Fortress 2 Update: Taking the teamwork completely out of the equation!
You know… I WAS going to play one of the 50 games I haven't beaten on Steam due to Steam sales or any of my Gamecube games I haven't beaten yet (I'm a gen behind. =P) But now I want to play Medic in Team Fortress 2….. drat. I AM ZE UBERMENCH
If the snipers actually killed anything, this wouldn't be an issue.
we give you the right to participate in a lottery to win a chance to get a dicount in a hat, EVERY TIME YOU TEAMKILL!!
Are you telling me that…6 snipers is not the best setup for this team?!
<img src="http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/mentlegen1/sniperfield.png">
And NO, playing as a spy disguised as a medic does NOT count
come on… you can't tell me the hail of syringes in KOTH PACMAN wasn't awesome
At least you don't have to run AND shoot.
Really? 'Cause 6 Spies equipped with Enforcers could do a lot more damage than six Snipers, if you ask me.
I want that hat for my Heavy now.
Need a version for Spies and Scouts too.
Joins as Medic: Heals team mates, gets screamed at for not healing everyone running everywhere all at once.
People blatantly run past as I'm desperately trying to blast down a spy that missed the backstab chance with the syringe gun.
Forget to spycheck 1 time, start to heal spy, stop within moments. People screaming again.
Switch to Pyro, enjoy game.
Fine. But I want you to pay attention to your goddamn medic. We don't like getting jumped from behind by <insert any combat class here> and die with 97% uber.
Wait a sec. Our team only has two sni-*backstab*
I prefer a rain of balls in KOTH Pacman…no wait, that came out wrong.
Anyone could tell that 7 snipers are better than 6 snipers and 1 heavy.
Dumbass noob heavy won't change class because it will ruin his score.
6 medics can do more damage and take more damage than 6 spies if they all have mediguns and übersaws.
whoops, all I saw was the type of hat before I commented, sorry, now it's not even ironic, dammit
Pssssst
noscoping and SMG.
They stopped calling it Team Fortress 2. The "Team" got replaced with "Hat."
We also don't need four Spies, no Medics, x+5-ing Scouts, BlackBox/Direct Hit Soldiers, Engis that unsap before killing, Demospam, W+M1ing Pyros, and stupid Heavies.
…but all of that is a problem in the past. Now we are facing a more difficult crisis.
Hats.
In the words of the Mighty Gummy: "Why are there three snipers not doing anything on our team? We don't need three snipers!"
Does he have Lipstick on?
Team full of snipers? Bad idea.
Team full of heavies? Best idea! http://www.halolz.com/2010/08/02/video-the-heavy-…
Scroll all the way right and behold the glory of the RED team!
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How can we possibly lose this game now?
"Direct Hit Soldiers"?
B-but I love my Direct Hit…. I-I even named it "Sun-Tzu's Matchlock"
;~;
Eh… Snipers gonna Snipe
Weeeell, I could….. but sometimes its just fun to play as spy and sneak into engie nest, jump onto dispenser and "Battle Cry" for maximum pant wettingness
1+ for saying "Gummy"
Paragraph two says, "Your soul is forfeit". Seems perfectly legit.
*whistle*
Good thing he's pointing with 1 finger. If he'd used two, the poster would kill you when you stood in front of it.
http://i931.photobucket.com/albums/ad156/TheGrand…
As soon as I saw this I knew I had to make it.
What if the 6 snipers can't hit the broad side of a heavy?
Oh… merde.
Well it got irritating for classes with lower health.
Took skill to aim, but it was generally treated like a bad thing back in the day since it was everywhere. Like Backburner Pyros.
…THAT SNIPER'S A SPY!
So are you implying that all we need are snipers on our team?
The only reason Uncle Heavy wants you is so somebody can watch Sasha.
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Try this one.
As opposed to what other side of a heavy?
Direct Hit soldiers are fine so long as they can AIM the damn thing.
But scout spam on holidays is just pathetic.
*is a back burner pyro*
You're just mad you got ambushed.
Srsly.
Stacking one class only works if the other team is doing the same thing.
This is officially going to be my new tf2 spray.
I am surprised the blue team doesn't just quit out of fear of all of the jarate the sniper team has… /shudder
I perfer arrow spams…
…unless they equip Machina…
It's not lipstick, his mouth is open and he only has one tooth.
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Why does it look like a conga line of urinating men?
Isn't it "Battlemedic"?
It's the same formula as "Battlemage", except the Battlemedics can actually be useful from time to time.
BUT WHICH ONE?!
Okay. I'll bite.
What is so funny about this meme that it warrants an incarnation for every submission?
I think combat medic is any genius that decides to go melee only.
And somehow dual wield as well.
I am so conflicted by this because it can make a great Indiana Jones parody as well.
Appears I have a other.
*Grabs the nearest sword* There can only be one.
this is a wonderful showing of how a meme starts, ie. shit happens for no reason and now were stuck with it….the end
Forever-a-medic.jpeg
What's so funny about any of the actual internet memes? I still do not know where nyan cat or me gusta came from, nor do I want to.
The one with the rifle. He's the only one that has one, so clearly it must be him!
Again, backburner Pyros. Back in the day.
And I NEVER got ambushed perfectly by one ever, thank you >_>
Quick throw jarate at him!
It's a know fact that snipers are immune to the effects of jars of piss thrown at them.
I was making them because I thought it was funny. Now that everyone is doing it, it's just not that cool anymore.
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I suppose that's the downside to being a heavy.
Oh shut up and eat your sandvich. I've got to get more kills for my strange weapons. </sarcasm>
Uncle Heavy looks like he's wearing lipstick. CAN'T UNSEE.
Exactly. It's that bad of a sniper XD
Bored people, Shawn defying us, etc.
It's just a small fad that will eventually die and, although not really funny, it makes people more focused on making their own paint.net abominations than spamming images of older and overused memes.
Use as spray, watch team rage . . .
and this is why the medic has the most play time while the sniper sits at the bottom.
Older and overused memes? *Looks at your avatar and username*
Not sure if helping your case, or hindering it…
But In Soviet Russia, Medic Plays YOU!
Then I assure you, they were not like me.
I'd listen to him if he was wearing more hats.
Could it be like rain on your wedding day in that case? No, becuase that's just unfortunate.
I got about 8 hours as Medic on my stats, and about 1.5 hours as pyro, my second most played class.
Well, it WAS back during the period where Backburners indicated noob-ishness.
Whaaaat?
His hilarious shocked face fits into so many situations. I loves the Chris meme, hope it lasts a little more.
Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is there a tinge of blue in that RED team poster?
6 demoknights can do absolutely squat in this situation.
The fact that I was drunk when I did my IntenseDebate account and that my usual username was already taken somehow explains a lot. Also, having a name/avatar is one thing, spamming images about it on the comments is something completely different.
And "Mentlegen" isn't really an overused meme, just a stupid one. Only changed that avatar on CoF, got used to it and the paint monocle here.
Personally, I prefer the air.
"A other?"
Only on maps with long stretches of fkat terrain with no major chokepoints.
I think you spelled my name wrong. It's Isaac E. not Issac E.
I remember one time the team I was on decided to make everyone a Sniper, so we did. Turned out it was an easy way to determine who was the Spy since he was disguised as anything but the Sniper.
*Plays a sniper anyways*
Chris Hipsterfield!
just, tiptoe ever so softly
but apparently chris can't even do that ._.
lolrazorbacks
Yesterday I was playing a 12x12 match, and we had 6 spies, thats much better than 6 snipers
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True story
I'm Einstein and on your side.
An otter?
I wont join your communist RED party!
B L U! B L U!
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/172619-soon--2
I'm coming in your base, in your game, for your hats.
can you stop me?
I usually hear a lullaby of Crit Hitsounds.