Do it for your country! Or at least for Reliable Excavation & Demolition!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 17, 2011 · 1:35 PM 
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109 Responses to “I WANT YOU TO PLAY MEDIC”

  1. GodlyNewt on November 17th, 2011 1:40 pm

    That Heavy is a Christopher Walken!

  2. elitetrashmob on November 17th, 2011 1:43 pm

    Okay… where do I sign?

  3. Fhantinabox on November 17th, 2011 1:44 pm

    You death warrant? Right under the blood spatterd dotted line.

  4. Seanhl on November 17th, 2011 1:46 pm

    Join R.E.D. in the hunt against ftp-ers, first 500 people to join up get a uncle sam cap.

  5. Seanhl on November 17th, 2011 1:48 pm

    anyone find it ironic that the Heavy, who's Russian, during the Cold war, and has been hinted at as being soviet, is wearing an uncle sam hat

  6. Happy_Crazy on November 17th, 2011 1:58 pm

    Unfortunately he joined as…

    <img src=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A43_VycmIcU/SfcPsQmFqFI/AAAAAAAAB1o/cKc1urxu0y0/s400/combat+medic+poster+narrower+small.png>

  7. Wetmang on November 17th, 2011 2:03 pm

    Well at least Heavy wore lipstick for his photo shoot…

  8. xstationcubed on November 17th, 2011 2:10 pm

    Snipers and Engineers man. Goddam

    Me: Anyone else think maybe we don't need 4 engineers?
    Me: Anyone? No? Guess I'm just crazy then…

  9. Leo E. on November 17th, 2011 2:11 pm

    "Team" Fortress 2.

  10. imnutty on November 17th, 2011 2:23 pm

    Is it funny that the heavy looks more trustworthy than the uncle same picture?

  11. Skrist on November 17th, 2011 2:27 pm

    Looks like a Red team hat to me.

  12. Skrist on November 17th, 2011 2:27 pm

    I would rather have 6 snipers who can do damage than have 6 spies who don't know how to backstab.

  13. Skrist on November 17th, 2011 2:28 pm

    Next Team Fortress 2 Update: Taking the teamwork completely out of the equation!

  14. Solar Boy Django on November 17th, 2011 2:32 pm

    You know… I WAS going to play one of the 50 games I haven't beaten on Steam due to Steam sales or any of my Gamecube games I haven't beaten yet (I'm a gen behind. =P) But now I want to play Medic in Team Fortress 2….. drat. I AM ZE UBERMENCH

  15. meinmattias on November 17th, 2011 2:34 pm

    If the snipers actually killed anything, this wouldn't be an issue.

  16. vash_ts on November 17th, 2011 2:38 pm

    we give you the right to participate in a lottery to win a chance to get a dicount in a hat, EVERY TIME YOU TEAMKILL!!

  17. Mentlegen on November 17th, 2011 2:43 pm

    Are you telling me that…6 snipers is not the best setup for this team?!

    <img src="http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/mentlegen1/sniperfield.png"&gt;

  18. TransPM on November 17th, 2011 3:05 pm

    And NO, playing as a spy disguised as a medic does NOT count

  19. Deep Thought on November 17th, 2011 3:09 pm

    come on… you can't tell me the hail of syringes in KOTH PACMAN wasn't awesome

  20. SirNumel on November 17th, 2011 3:11 pm

    At least you don't have to run AND shoot.

  21. SirNumel on November 17th, 2011 3:12 pm

    Really? 'Cause 6 Spies equipped with Enforcers could do a lot more damage than six Snipers, if you ask me.

  22. SirNumel on November 17th, 2011 3:12 pm

    I want that hat for my Heavy now.

  23. Dash12345678 on November 17th, 2011 3:15 pm

    Need a version for Spies and Scouts too.

  24. wolfpax181 on November 17th, 2011 3:40 pm

    Joins as Medic: Heals team mates, gets screamed at for not healing everyone running everywhere all at once.

    People blatantly run past as I'm desperately trying to blast down a spy that missed the backstab chance with the syringe gun.

    Forget to spycheck 1 time, start to heal spy, stop within moments. People screaming again.

    Switch to Pyro, enjoy game.

  25. VyseRogueKing on November 17th, 2011 3:43 pm

    Fine. But I want you to pay attention to your goddamn medic. We don't like getting jumped from behind by <insert any combat class here> and die with 97% uber.

  26. Chimental on November 17th, 2011 3:54 pm

    Wait a sec. Our team only has two sni-*backstab*

  27. therandombear on November 17th, 2011 4:10 pm

    I prefer a rain of balls in KOTH Pacman…no wait, that came out wrong.

  28. Seto_Kaiba on November 17th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Anyone could tell that 7 snipers are better than 6 snipers and 1 heavy.

    Dumbass noob heavy won't change class because it will ruin his score.

  29. Seto_Kaiba on November 17th, 2011 4:29 pm

    6 medics can do more damage and take more damage than 6 spies if they all have mediguns and übersaws.

  30. Seanhl on November 17th, 2011 4:38 pm

    whoops, all I saw was the type of hat before I commented, sorry, now it's not even ironic, dammit

  31. Alpar on November 17th, 2011 4:39 pm


    noscoping and SMG.

  32. Alpar on November 17th, 2011 4:39 pm

    They stopped calling it Team Fortress 2. The "Team" got replaced with "Hat."

  33. Alpar on November 17th, 2011 4:41 pm

    We also don't need four Spies, no Medics, x+5-ing Scouts, BlackBox/Direct Hit Soldiers, Engis that unsap before killing, Demospam, W+M1ing Pyros, and stupid Heavies.

    …but all of that is a problem in the past. Now we are facing a more difficult crisis.


  34. TheInsaneWombat on November 17th, 2011 4:51 pm

    In the words of the Mighty Gummy: "Why are there three snipers not doing anything on our team? We don't need three snipers!"

  35. Navy_Pheonix on November 17th, 2011 5:16 pm

    Does he have Lipstick on?

  36. Hyze on November 17th, 2011 5:21 pm

    Team full of snipers? Bad idea.
    Team full of heavies? Best idea! http://www.halolz.com/2010/08/02/video-the-heavy-

  37. Mentlegen on November 17th, 2011 5:33 pm

    Scroll all the way right and behold the glory of the RED team!
    <img src="http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/mentlegen1/bestteamever.png"&gt;
    How can we possibly lose this game now?

  38. HughbertEsq on November 17th, 2011 5:46 pm

    "Direct Hit Soldiers"?
    B-but I love my Direct Hit…. I-I even named it "Sun-Tzu's Matchlock"

  39. HughbertEsq on November 17th, 2011 5:47 pm

    Eh… Snipers gonna Snipe

  40. HughbertEsq on November 17th, 2011 5:50 pm

    Weeeell, I could….. but sometimes its just fun to play as spy and sneak into engie nest, jump onto dispenser and "Battle Cry" for maximum pant wettingness

  41. Krah Klo Zaan on November 17th, 2011 5:52 pm

    1+ for saying "Gummy"

  42. Rahcaz on November 17th, 2011 6:03 pm

    Paragraph two says, "Your soul is forfeit". Seems perfectly legit.

  43. CriticalQuit on November 17th, 2011 6:13 pm

    Good thing he's pointing with 1 finger. If he'd used two, the poster would kill you when you stood in front of it.

  44. TopRattata on November 17th, 2011 6:15 pm


    As soon as I saw this I knew I had to make it.

  45. CriticalQuit on November 17th, 2011 6:15 pm

    What if the 6 snipers can't hit the broad side of a heavy?

  46. CriticalQuit on November 17th, 2011 6:16 pm

    Oh… merde.

  47. Alpar on November 17th, 2011 6:26 pm

    Well it got irritating for classes with lower health.

    Took skill to aim, but it was generally treated like a bad thing back in the day since it was everywhere. Like Backburner Pyros.

  48. Alpar on November 17th, 2011 6:27 pm


  49. _XD on November 17th, 2011 6:39 pm

    So are you implying that all we need are snipers on our team?

  50. PortalMan118 on November 17th, 2011 6:42 pm

    The only reason Uncle Heavy wants you is so somebody can watch Sasha.

  51. AManWithACloak on November 17th, 2011 6:58 pm

    Try this one.

  52. TheTopHatKid on November 17th, 2011 6:59 pm

    As opposed to what other side of a heavy?

  53. AManWithACloak on November 17th, 2011 7:01 pm

    Direct Hit soldiers are fine so long as they can AIM the damn thing.
    But scout spam on holidays is just pathetic.

  54. AManWithACloak on November 17th, 2011 7:02 pm

    *is a back burner pyro*
    You're just mad you got ambushed.

  55. AManWithACloak on November 17th, 2011 7:06 pm

    Stacking one class only works if the other team is doing the same thing.

  56. Rathial on November 17th, 2011 8:06 pm

    This is officially going to be my new tf2 spray.

    I am surprised the blue team doesn't just quit out of fear of all of the jarate the sniper team has… /shudder

  57. MasterLuigi452 on November 17th, 2011 8:30 pm

    I perfer arrow spams…

  58. MasterLuigi452 on November 17th, 2011 8:32 pm

    …unless they equip Machina…

  59. Vabolo on November 17th, 2011 8:46 pm

    It's not lipstick, his mouth is open and he only has one tooth.

  60. Vabolo on November 17th, 2011 8:52 pm
  61. Vabolo on November 17th, 2011 8:53 pm

    Why does it look like a conga line of urinating men?

  62. Vabolo on November 17th, 2011 8:55 pm

    Isn't it "Battlemedic"?

    It's the same formula as "Battlemage", except the Battlemedics can actually be useful from time to time.

  63. Skrist on November 17th, 2011 9:08 pm


  64. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 17th, 2011 9:09 pm

    Okay. I'll bite.

    What is so funny about this meme that it warrants an incarnation for every submission?

  65. Skrist on November 17th, 2011 9:10 pm

    I think combat medic is any genius that decides to go melee only.
    And somehow dual wield as well.

  66. Skrist on November 17th, 2011 9:11 pm

    I am so conflicted by this because it can make a great Indiana Jones parody as well.

  67. Solid_Snivy on November 17th, 2011 9:11 pm

    Appears I have a other.

    *Grabs the nearest sword* There can only be one.

  68. imnutty on November 17th, 2011 9:19 pm

    this is a wonderful showing of how a meme starts, ie. shit happens for no reason and now were stuck with it….the end

  69. The AntiVillain on November 17th, 2011 9:24 pm


  70. Skrist on November 17th, 2011 9:26 pm

    What's so funny about any of the actual internet memes? I still do not know where nyan cat or me gusta came from, nor do I want to.

  71. Alpar on November 17th, 2011 9:43 pm

    The one with the rifle. He's the only one that has one, so clearly it must be him!

  72. Alpar on November 17th, 2011 9:44 pm

    Again, backburner Pyros. Back in the day.

    And I NEVER got ambushed perfectly by one ever, thank you >_>

  73. Skrist on November 17th, 2011 9:46 pm

    Quick throw jarate at him!
    It's a know fact that snipers are immune to the effects of jars of piss thrown at them.

  74. Ovahdrive on November 17th, 2011 9:46 pm

    I was making them because I thought it was funny. Now that everyone is doing it, it's just not that cool anymore.
    <img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/chrishipsterfield.jpg"&gt;

  75. Ovahdrive on November 17th, 2011 9:50 pm

    I suppose that's the downside to being a heavy.

  76. TomQuoVadis on November 17th, 2011 9:50 pm

    Oh shut up and eat your sandvich. I've got to get more kills for my strange weapons. </sarcasm>

  77. Jimmy on November 17th, 2011 10:10 pm

    Uncle Heavy looks like he's wearing lipstick. CAN'T UNSEE.

  78. CriticalQuit on November 17th, 2011 10:33 pm

    Exactly. It's that bad of a sniper XD

  79. Mentlegen on November 17th, 2011 10:47 pm

    Bored people, Shawn defying us, etc.

    It's just a small fad that will eventually die and, although not really funny, it makes people more focused on making their own paint.net abominations than spamming images of older and overused memes.

  80. DurandRhisham on November 17th, 2011 11:16 pm

    Use as spray, watch team rage . . .

  81. Rexxmech on November 18th, 2011 12:10 am

    and this is why the medic has the most play time while the sniper sits at the bottom.

  82. Skrist on November 18th, 2011 12:21 am

    Older and overused memes? *Looks at your avatar and username*
    Not sure if helping your case, or hindering it…

  83. NotB0b on November 18th, 2011 12:37 am

    But In Soviet Russia, Medic Plays YOU!

  84. AManWithACloak on November 18th, 2011 1:12 am

    Then I assure you, they were not like me.

  85. Dycro on November 18th, 2011 1:16 am

    I'd listen to him if he was wearing more hats.

  86. GazzyW007 on November 18th, 2011 1:29 am

    Could it be like rain on your wedding day in that case? No, becuase that's just unfortunate.

  87. ray10k on November 18th, 2011 5:00 am

    I got about 8 hours as Medic on my stats, and about 1.5 hours as pyro, my second most played class.

  88. Alpar on November 18th, 2011 6:52 am

    Well, it WAS back during the period where Backburners indicated noob-ishness.

  89. sims796 on November 18th, 2011 6:59 am


    His hilarious shocked face fits into so many situations. I loves the Chris meme, hope it lasts a little more.

  90. straYDoubter on November 18th, 2011 8:14 am

    Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is there a tinge of blue in that RED team poster?

  91. Deep Thought on November 18th, 2011 9:15 am

    6 demoknights can do absolutely squat in this situation.

  92. Mentlegen on November 18th, 2011 9:25 am

    The fact that I was drunk when I did my IntenseDebate account and that my usual username was already taken somehow explains a lot. Also, having a name/avatar is one thing, spamming images about it on the comments is something completely different.

    And "Mentlegen" isn't really an overused meme, just a stupid one. Only changed that avatar on CoF, got used to it and the paint monocle here.

  93. Dracojounin7 on November 18th, 2011 9:41 am

    Personally, I prefer the air.

  94. Dracojounin7 on November 18th, 2011 9:42 am

    "A other?"

  95. Dracojounin7 on November 18th, 2011 9:43 am

    Only on maps with long stretches of fkat terrain with no major chokepoints.

  96. LittleBigKid200 on November 18th, 2011 9:54 am

    I think you spelled my name wrong. It's Isaac E. not Issac E.

  97. KZN02 on November 18th, 2011 11:14 am

    I remember one time the team I was on decided to make everyone a Sniper, so we did. Turned out it was an easy way to determine who was the Spy since he was disguised as anything but the Sniper.

  98. Mega_Dork on November 18th, 2011 11:17 am

    *Plays a sniper anyways*

  99. wolfpax181 on November 18th, 2011 12:38 pm

    Chris Hipsterfield!

  100. Frankenstrat247 on November 18th, 2011 1:18 pm

    just, tiptoe ever so softly

    but apparently chris can't even do that ._.

  101. Frankenstrat247 on November 18th, 2011 1:18 pm


  102. 7Soul on November 18th, 2011 3:35 pm

    Yesterday I was playing a 12x12 match, and we had 6 spies, thats much better than 6 snipers

  103. dope92 on November 18th, 2011 4:32 pm
  104. usafegressdude on November 19th, 2011 2:32 am

    True story

  105. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 3:48 am

    I'm Einstein and on your side.

  106. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 3:49 am

    An otter?

  107. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 3:50 am

    I wont join your communist RED party!

    B L U! B L U!

  108. TheFoolOfMon on November 20th, 2011 1:09 pm


    I'm coming in your base, in your game, for your hats.

    can you stop me?

  109. AManWithACloak on November 21st, 2011 3:47 pm

    I usually hear a lullaby of Crit Hitsounds.

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