I knew “Occupy Gotham” was a bad idea!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 14, 2011 · 7:45 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
You think this is bad? Occupy Hyrule was a bloodbath.
Also sidenote, which Batman game does this look like? I couldn't tell, maybe SNES or Genesis?
Its the sprite from Batman Returns on the SNES.
It's day time, why is Batman out? =/
For comedic timing. He has bad luck with that, being such a serious fellow himself.
Ah ha! I guessed right!
100% of the Spiritual Stones are owned by 1% of the Kokiri!
And he's not even really a Kokiri, he's just posing as one.
Related:
http://humourisms.com/2011/10/30/rejected-arkham-…
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Every game SHOULD have a big head mode!
*goes and plays Tekken 2*
The sad part is that I actually know about this crap… and apparently the 1% of the total populous (lets just call them protestors) have no idea who started the problem (hint, he was attacked by a bunny and his name rhymes with arter)
That being said… I can't believe that Arkham City was delayed a week for release on Steam.
Damn it Valve, can't I get anything to stealth in my boredom?
ya, and no amount of telling them that to make millions they literally just have to swing stuff around in waist high grass would convince them, there aren't even ticks or anything (I hope)
Right?
*goes and plays Goldeneye*
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Btw Im interested in how much e-peen is controlled by the top percent of the Halolz community. Lab boys get on that now.
Occupy Brinstar was the worst one. One percent of bounty hunters have 100 percent of the upgrades! Upgrades which she shamelessly used to butcher the protesters!
God and Occupy Savannah Georgia all the way through to New Orleans… Talk about Media Zombies.
Though I guess it's good that it's not "Occupy Comedy", as The Joker would fuck their shit up. WITH A TEDDY BEAR.
Hylian scum.
Screw the rules
I have money AND superpowers
Well of course you need money, how else could the superheroes get these?
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The 1% of Racoons that break your legs for being late on a house payment.
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He is the goddamn Batfield.
"…a BAT…CREDIT CARD…?"
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Dr. Panda, with that reference, you can be my wingman anytime.
no sid diddly, you can be mine!
It's not Link's fault they had rupies in their pockets! They should have seen it coming! All he had to do was first visualize them as pots and grass.
Shh, if they point their fingers at a specific person they might actually have to figure out what they really want to make them go home.
Why so serious?!
ALL OF THE HOMO!
Lester's the one to talk. He runs away from crabs without being told to.
Oh he'll do much worse than break your legs.
rel="nofollow">Really, 'coons are badass.
Well you see, everyone is afraid of Batman. rel="nofollow"> Count Batula is even worse, the day fears him so much, it's always night.
Let me guess….It's all Carter's fault because he made folks sell homes to (shh, don't say it) THOSE PEOPLE.
Hi, BTSnoogans here. I just came by to +1 EVERYONE IN THIS CHAIN!
That shoots fire from it's eyes, lasers from it's ass and bad bear puns from it's mouth.
"If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?"
"hmm, that's a tough one…I think I want to be rich."
"Being rich isn't a super power!"
"Yeah it is! Think about bat man! He's rich! he can afford to run around in tights all night throwing ninja starts at people."
"They're not-"
"That's because he doesn't have to wake up early to go to work in the morning!"
"They're not cal-"
"Spiderman has to go to work. Superman has to go to go to work in the morning. Not batman. HE can afford to spend all night fighting crime AND afford cool gadgets!"
"They're not called ninja stars, they're batarangs!"
"WHATEVER!"
Definitely.
*goes and plays Tony Hawk's Pro Skater*
Chris Batfield -- He runs AND throws batarangs.
Doo doo da doo doo!
THE BAT-CARD!! THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL OF BATMAN'S GADGETS!
Well, yeah actually. Then Clinton and Bush put the nail in the coffin by telling the banks that the whole "restrictions on loans so that we don't end up screwed" thing that they've been doing for years can take a rest.
The worst is that the bankers are just as if not more so hardworking than the protestors.
But that's just the consensus of the Secret Service, IRS and Inspector General… so I might be wrong on this.
i kinda knew that batman would have a problem with protesters
after all, he ruins their lives and them saves them from it…
wait….
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To cement this happiest of chains, I will send a rainbow hairy ball to make a beautiful moment happen.
I’m going to tear the happy right out of your soul.
Scarier men than you have tried.
revealed in Batman vs Captain freeze, Ft. arnold schwarzenegger, or something like that
Also sidenote, if you take the SNES graphics out of the equation, this has nothing to do with videogames.
Aslo related: http://humourisms.com/2011/11/12/game-boys-batman…
Hell yes.
*goes and plays Dead Rising 2:Off the Record*
It's actually Mr. Freeze. That movie had the biggest concentration of temperature-related puns per second.
Not sure why they thought Mr. Freeze would look cool saying things like that all the time. At least he stayed away from that "cold-blooded villain" cliché.
oops, sorry, the first time I saw him was in that movie, in spanish…
so it was "capitan frio" and "hiedra venenosa" and they didn´t translate any pun…
Good to know your username is ironic.
+1 for Civil Protection reference. :D
Bitch I'm a piece of cheese. You don't know what I had to do to get where I am today.
Also I have a great idea in the event that Shaun posts another bad submission, preferably a LoL one. I need at least one other to pull this off, and you have the skills required.
So what I'm saying is *RING RING*
It's justice… do you accept the charges?
(sigh) I'll accept. Damn phone companies.
I need to send you the hazardous material. Do you have a bucket or account to send it to?
I have an email address if that's good enough. I don't know if, by bucket, you mean a physical bucket or some sort of internet thing that I'm not aware of but I do have a physical bucket.
Yes to the adress. I just meant a bucket to hold all the hazzardous material your computer will leak after you read the metal that is within.
Ah. In that case, email is BOSSTIMEsnoogans@yahoo.com and I'll will be sure to clean my bucket as I had to use it last night to clean up dog waste.
Yup.
*Goes and plays Arkham City* " rel="nofollow">