I knew “Occupy Gotham” was a bad idea!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 14, 2011 · 7:45 PM 
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61 Responses to “[VIDEO] Batman is the 1%”

  1. VaultLegend on November 14th, 2011 7:48 pm

    You think this is bad? Occupy Hyrule was a bloodbath.

  2. Shawn Handyside on November 14th, 2011 7:56 pm

    Also sidenote, which Batman game does this look like? I couldn't tell, maybe SNES or Genesis?

  3. VaultLegend on November 14th, 2011 7:57 pm

    Its the sprite from Batman Returns on the SNES.

  4. SEGA_Uranus on November 14th, 2011 8:06 pm

    It's day time, why is Batman out? =/

  5. Shady Kitsune on November 14th, 2011 8:11 pm

    For comedic timing. He has bad luck with that, being such a serious fellow himself.

  6. Shawn Handyside on November 14th, 2011 8:20 pm

    Ah ha! I guessed right!

  7. Leo E. on November 14th, 2011 8:24 pm

    100% of the Spiritual Stones are owned by 1% of the Kokiri!

    And he's not even really a Kokiri, he's just posing as one.

  8. VigilanteSpider on November 14th, 2011 8:26 pm
  9. coltsman88 on November 14th, 2011 8:35 pm
  10. Ovahdrive on November 14th, 2011 8:36 pm

    Every game SHOULD have a big head mode!
    *goes and plays Tekken 2*

  11. Deep Thought on November 14th, 2011 8:37 pm

    The sad part is that I actually know about this crap… and apparently the 1% of the total populous (lets just call them protestors) have no idea who started the problem (hint, he was attacked by a bunny and his name rhymes with arter)

    That being said… I can't believe that Arkham City was delayed a week for release on Steam.

    Damn it Valve, can't I get anything to stealth in my boredom?

  12. Seanhl on November 14th, 2011 8:38 pm

    ya, and no amount of telling them that to make millions they literally just have to swing stuff around in waist high grass would convince them, there aren't even ticks or anything (I hope)

  13. coltsman88 on November 14th, 2011 8:46 pm

    Right?
    *goes and plays Goldeneye*

  14. spplmj on November 14th, 2011 8:49 pm

    <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt3blqUSlh1r4i8e1o1_400.jpg&quot; alt="" width="250" height="315" />

    Btw Im interested in how much e-peen is controlled by the top percent of the Halolz community. Lab boys get on that now.

  15. TheInsaneWombat on November 14th, 2011 9:07 pm

    Occupy Brinstar was the worst one. One percent of bounty hunters have 100 percent of the upgrades! Upgrades which she shamelessly used to butcher the protesters!

  16. Sid_Diddly on November 14th, 2011 9:10 pm

    God and Occupy Savannah Georgia all the way through to New Orleans… Talk about Media Zombies.

  17. TheInsaneWombat on November 14th, 2011 9:13 pm

    Though I guess it's good that it's not "Occupy Comedy", as The Joker would fuck their shit up. WITH A TEDDY BEAR.

  18. Alpar on November 14th, 2011 9:15 pm

    Hylian scum.

  19. Dr.Panda on November 14th, 2011 9:21 pm

    Screw the rules
    I have money AND superpowers

  20. Skrist on November 14th, 2011 10:00 pm

    Well of course you need money, how else could the superheroes get these?
    <img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/thisthing.jpg"&gt;

  21. Rexxmech on November 14th, 2011 10:02 pm

    The 1% of Racoons that break your legs for being late on a house payment.

  22. Mentlegen on November 14th, 2011 10:05 pm
  23. Mentlegen on November 14th, 2011 10:21 pm

    "…a BAT…CREDIT CARD…?"

    <img src="http://www.openobject.org/modmania/images/6/66/That-guy-with-the-glasses-nostalgia-critic.jpg&quot; width="460" height="254">

  24. Sid_Diddly on November 14th, 2011 10:36 pm

    Dr. Panda, with that reference, you can be my wingman anytime.

  25. MokubaKaiba on November 14th, 2011 10:48 pm

    no sid diddly, you can be mine!

  26. wolfpax181 on November 14th, 2011 10:55 pm

    It's not Link's fault they had rupies in their pockets! They should have seen it coming! All he had to do was first visualize them as pots and grass.

  27. wolfpax181 on November 14th, 2011 11:01 pm

    Shh, if they point their fingers at a specific person they might actually have to figure out what they really want to make them go home.

  28. smashpro1 on November 14th, 2011 11:05 pm

    Why so serious?!

  29. Shady Kitsune on November 14th, 2011 11:10 pm

    ALL OF THE HOMO!

  30. Drjolt on November 14th, 2011 11:10 pm

    Lester's the one to talk. He runs away from crabs without being told to.

  31. Shady Kitsune on November 14th, 2011 11:15 pm

    Oh he'll do much worse than break your legs.
    rel="nofollow">Really, 'coons are badass.

  32. Skrist on November 14th, 2011 11:15 pm
  33. redroverone on November 14th, 2011 11:21 pm

    Let me guess….It's all Carter's fault because he made folks sell homes to (shh, don't say it) THOSE PEOPLE.

  34. BTSnoogans on November 14th, 2011 11:21 pm

    Hi, BTSnoogans here. I just came by to +1 EVERYONE IN THIS CHAIN!

  35. Shady Kitsune on November 14th, 2011 11:22 pm

    That shoots fire from it's eyes, lasers from it's ass and bad bear puns from it's mouth.

  36. ProfessorLuigi on November 14th, 2011 11:27 pm

    "If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?"
    "hmm, that's a tough one…I think I want to be rich."
    "Being rich isn't a super power!"
    "Yeah it is! Think about bat man! He's rich! he can afford to run around in tights all night throwing ninja starts at people."
    "They're not-"
    "That's because he doesn't have to wake up early to go to work in the morning!"
    "They're not cal-"
    "Spiderman has to go to work. Superman has to go to go to work in the morning. Not batman. HE can afford to spend all night fighting crime AND afford cool gadgets!"
    "They're not called ninja stars, they're batarangs!"
    "WHATEVER!"

  37. BTSnoogans on November 14th, 2011 11:27 pm

    Definitely.
    *goes and plays Tony Hawk's Pro Skater*

  38. coltsman88 on November 14th, 2011 11:42 pm

    Chris Batfield -- He runs AND throws batarangs.

  39. Sid_Diddly on November 15th, 2011 12:05 am

    Doo doo da doo doo!

  40. Lord_Science on November 15th, 2011 12:42 am

    THE BAT-CARD!! THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL OF BATMAN'S GADGETS!

  41. Deep Thought on November 15th, 2011 1:36 am

    Well, yeah actually. Then Clinton and Bush put the nail in the coffin by telling the banks that the whole "restrictions on loans so that we don't end up screwed" thing that they've been doing for years can take a rest.

    The worst is that the bankers are just as if not more so hardworking than the protestors.

    But that's just the consensus of the Secret Service, IRS and Inspector General… so I might be wrong on this.

  42. dope92 on November 15th, 2011 2:41 am

    i kinda knew that batman would have a problem with protesters

    after all, he ruins their lives and them saves them from it…

    wait….

    <img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/11447591.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  43. GazzyW007 on November 15th, 2011 2:42 am

    To cement this happiest of chains, I will send a rainbow hairy ball to make a beautiful moment happen.

  44. GazzyW007 on November 15th, 2011 2:45 am

    I’m going to tear the happy right out of your soul.

  45. BTSnoogans on November 15th, 2011 3:20 am

    Scarier men than you have tried.

  46. vash_ts on November 15th, 2011 5:12 am

    revealed in Batman vs Captain freeze, Ft. arnold schwarzenegger, or something like that

  47. TehVortex on November 15th, 2011 5:46 am

    Also sidenote, if you take the SNES graphics out of the equation, this has nothing to do with videogames.

  48. daveyreilly on November 15th, 2011 6:55 am
  49. Hatley96 on November 15th, 2011 8:47 am

    Hell yes.
    *goes and plays Dead Rising 2:Off the Record*

  50. Mentlegen on November 15th, 2011 9:54 am

    It's actually Mr. Freeze. That movie had the biggest concentration of temperature-related puns per second.

    Not sure why they thought Mr. Freeze would look cool saying things like that all the time. At least he stayed away from that "cold-blooded villain" cliché.

  51. vash_ts on November 15th, 2011 9:59 am

    oops, sorry, the first time I saw him was in that movie, in spanish…
    so it was "capitan frio" and "hiedra venenosa" and they didn´t translate any pun…

  52. redroverone on November 15th, 2011 2:57 pm

    Good to know your username is ironic.

  53. Dracojounin7 on November 15th, 2011 2:59 pm

    +1 for Civil Protection reference. :D

  54. GazzyW007 on November 15th, 2011 3:47 pm

    Bitch I'm a piece of cheese. You don't know what I had to do to get where I am today.

  55. GazzyW007 on November 15th, 2011 3:53 pm

    Also I have a great idea in the event that Shaun posts another bad submission, preferably a LoL one. I need at least one other to pull this off, and you have the skills required.

    So what I'm saying is *RING RING*

    It's justice… do you accept the charges?

  56. BTSnoogans on November 15th, 2011 11:18 pm

    (sigh) I'll accept. Damn phone companies.

  57. GazzyW007 on November 16th, 2011 2:00 am

    I need to send you the hazardous material. Do you have a bucket or account to send it to?

  58. BTSnoogans on November 17th, 2011 6:00 pm

    I have an email address if that's good enough. I don't know if, by bucket, you mean a physical bucket or some sort of internet thing that I'm not aware of but I do have a physical bucket.

  59. GazzyW007 on November 18th, 2011 1:37 pm

    Yes to the adress. I just meant a bucket to hold all the hazzardous material your computer will leak after you read the metal that is within.

  60. BTSnoogans on November 18th, 2011 5:15 pm

    Ah. In that case, email is BOSSTIMEsnoogans@yahoo.com and I'll will be sure to clean my bucket as I had to use it last night to clean up dog waste.

  61. smashpro1 on November 19th, 2011 5:51 pm

    Yup.
    *Goes and plays Arkham City* " rel="nofollow">

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