
Foe’s rattata fainted! Forever!
By purplekecleon, submitted by Omnomynous
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So the Pokemons just remembers their primeape age and use those skills?
I'm confused…
Clearly was not Joey's Rattata.
And so, Kecleon joined the ranks of WoBUFFet, Musclekarp, Poliwrangle and Machamp in the League of 'roid Overdosed Pokémon
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Delicious Yanmega
Chris Ratfield, ladies and gentlemen.
Obviously, it wasn't wearing sunglasses.
What's more confusing is that it's a special based attack.
This Rattata is clearly in the lower percentage.
How dare you beat me to the punch!
Lies! Arceus placed all those Kecleon bones in the ground to test trainers faith :o
No, Chris "Top Fucking Percentage" Ratatafield.
If only that Rattata was a little boulder.
He's gonna need some more badges before he listens to him…
Oh it's okay, just 5 seconds in the healing machine and he'll be okay. right?
…oh.
Moar musclemon!
Turns out he was a Ditto!
<img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/blackswordexe/Joey.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
that happened in the manga, so no magic recovery…
..and then Smogon banned them.
Friggin Smogon.
I dunno, you didn't see the prior half of the battle. He rocked out there!
Still, that Kecleon didn't have to completely crush him. That was just stone cold of him.
And if he was carrying it then tossed it, surely he used Rock Throw? It was all pretty random.
I knew it was by Purplekecleon as soon as I saw the face in the second panel. Her Kecleon faces are unmistakable.
I'm in the PMD-Explorers deviantART group she started back in spring and it is AWESOME.
Well he could try to put some bandages on…
<img src="http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070312.jpg" width="100%/">
Yep that should work just fine.
I would add to this epic chain, but I'm too stoned to think of anything that would truly rock. Although, I guess I could cobble something together. Just cut me some slag, I'm new to this. Seriously, pebble need to lighten up.
Oh my god. Did you guy hear about what happen to Steve Jobs?
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So that's what happens when it uses Ancient Power. How about Shadow Sneak? http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/259/d/…
(And no, I still don't know how to post images without a link)
This is how you do it:
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(minus the ( )-stuff)
I hope this helps!
Also would have been just as bad had it been a cut-scene.
Slowpoke is slow, bro.
I'm beginning to see what you did there.
….Ewww…. Just… Ewww…
that´s no arbok!
Suck it Joey! SUCK IT!!
And when everyone is banned, no one will be.
Thank you kind soul. I will now give you a +1 up
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When you hate everyone, you don't hate anyone.
You must have an ancient power of thought to come up with that.
Kecleon is channeling the power of the Elder Gods!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Rattata has gone insane!
Oh Mary the angles!
Later, Kecleon was raped to a structurally inate goop when pitted against a Dragonite using the same attack…
God speed little Cold Blooded critter
Ancientpower not leading to an Eldridge Abomination?
You're doing it wrong.
By Odin’s beard……….i think rattata wants another
Wow. That's the first time I've seen anything on Kecleon, since, like…
2003.
Yep too bad people didn't
*put on sunglass*
catch on…
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
ALSO the first time I've EVER seen VGCats voted DOWN. It's a sign of the apocalypse!
Well, I for one will help. + 1 FOR EVERYBODY.
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. WHAT IS ALL THIS KECLEON DOING HERE?
…nyeh?
YOU WHORE, THAT WASN'T ME!
I'd have taken that hit in the face with health for days…
I guess not all Rattatas can be in the top percentage like me…
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its the eye of the tiger….
This kecleon, created by Purplekecleon, was made for the purpose of summoning you, Bluechameleon.
KECLECEPTION.
Maybe it's because he threw in a joke that wasn't related to the post and it wasn't even his joke…?
Never said I didn't understand why, I'm just sayin' it's the first time I'D ever seen it happen.
And of course, since I defended him, he gets back into the positives :3. I could defend HITLER and he'd be in the positives, man. Note: I will never defend Hitler
I think you mean Powerwrath.
Plus the joke itself was too soon, imo…
Then you clearly don't watch Purplekecleon on deviantART.
Since when do rocks taste like ass? /completely missing the point
Don't say never with the idiots in this world able to do anything at anytime.
It's actually a little known fact that Scott, author of VGCats, is a gigantic troll. Even bigger than Shawn. That's how you know how extreme of a troll he is.
I don't think a Bold nature would be helpful enough.
Oh boy.
Joey is cheating on his ratatta.
Huh?
Is it because they live in the STONE age?
Wilma = Flinstones
Velma = Scooby Doo =/= Flinstones
"This is your new rectum"
Any second now he'll turn into pink goo.
Hey look there it is!
No, wait, thats fur.
the rye or the kaiser…
I had been wondering how to do that myself! Thank you good sir.
Shale we try and come up with some excellent puns to top it?
Yay!
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/halolz-002.jpg">
I'll get the press
I've seen some things…
some dark, horrible things
*playing tf2, some guy named Hitler logs on, joins my team, captures intel*
do I help him get back to our base or not?
He's such a big troll, this is the bridge he lives under; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danyang%E2%80%93Kuns…
I figured it was Purplekecleon as soon as I saw it involved kecleon. ;D
(I don't actually watch her, and as for PMD-E I'm only following my friend's team. Have to agree it's all very cool stuff though.)
Pecleon, the Pectoral Pokemon. Pecleon engage in displays of upper body strength such as lifting couches and throwing rocks at smaller pokemon in order to assert dominance.
I'll think of something… avalanchually.
…I'll go sit in the corner now.
*Boulderdash*! We've got *quartz* of puns, it's like a giant *punice stone* with which our *stony* sensibilities are abraded with like the hands of an Obsessive compulsive princess from space china. We've seen so many puns here on halolz that they've become *sedimentary*, layering on each other in a sort of *conglomerate*. Halolz puns outnumber the *pebbles* in a *gravel* lot, so much so that we've been *talcing* them for *granite*.
If I hear one more *lime* pun about rocks, I *stalagmite* have to *basalt* someone.
I'm starting to wonder, where did this picture originate from?
My sense of humor makes me wants to laugh, but me being a christian makes me wanna punch you, I'm so conflicted
don't forget geodudewtf
hey, population control is a serious way to help, there have been many to step up, Bambo <img src="http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4024/574921-17game_1_large.jpg"> and some deer from a bit farther back <img src="http://blackcloudphoto.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ch.gif">
worse than male gardevoir on male misdrevious? (google "skewerflash gardevoir misdrevious", I DARE YOU)
(translation of what kecleon is saying) "hey I just learned how to speak that Cthulu language, wanna go get drinks later" *rattata has committed suicide* "Oh, wtf?!"
And there ya go.
Uhhhh… no thank you…
Two things,
One: thank you
Two:PTHPBPBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
that one must have came up when I was on a break from halolz (busy with lots of personal stuff) now I'm up to speed on the latest in trends
oh hey, I think I'm crying, oh wait this is blood, must of been what I've seen from googling that
Very Modest now aren't you?
She's pretty awesome, and the group is too.
Don't insult kecleons in regard to a purplekecleon comic.
She will find and kill you.
i remember doing this.
back in the diamond years…
I'd rather a Careful nature.
Why be careful? We are a Timid bunch of people.
I could tell from the Steve Jobs comic. But then again… that's not as bad as what Jobs did when he was alive.
For Example.
Well, you're a little slate to the party then, huh?
I'm afraid I've been taking the puns of Halolz for granite. I actually missed this.
During my trek across the internet, I understood why exactly you've secluded yourself on top of a mountain. There are things that must not be seen. And this is coming from me.
*turns on safe search to "happy kindergarten thoughts" level*
I was thinking more of this:
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the sigh of the miser?
You know this is quite the Brick Joke
Little slate for that one, all the rockin' PUNchlines have been *scorria*d .
I *feldspar*'d better now that I know the ignacious masses are scraping the bottom of the geode for material.
Laugh while punching him. Problem solved.
Sorry, I missed your one quip about that above. Also, this hurricane of puns thing was *mine* before this, so I don't appreciate *digs* at me accusing me of being part of the *mountain* of people who just *deposit* halfassed comments on these sorts of chains *ore* any sort of accusation that I've been *shaft*ed by somehow not getting here soon enough, as I've always been able to take up the *mantle* of being a punner regardless of how far into the conversation I've gotten into.
And before you ask "U Magma?" I'd like to say that no, I'm just being onyx here.
The 00 Raiser…
Don't be Rash, he can make his own decisions.
Yeah, I'm Adamant on my position.
This topic turned Serious very quickly. I'm more Docile on this matter though.
yeah, might as well mention now me and my little brother share an account, he's… seen… things, yeah, don't google that, the eyes bleeding comment was me, his other trends are to be flamewarsy.
That entire post was just the *rubble*ings of a *jaspar*ated loser.
Of*quartz* I can under*sand* your ire, no-one likes having their *cobblestoned* together argu*mound* under*mined* by some *geodude* taking *schists* at them. I'd *delve* deeper into this, but I gotta go loosen a jar lid that's too *stalactite* and then hit the sack. I'm gonna sleep like a *rock.*
*Orga'nite*
And then look like a complete psychopath.
I'm sorry…I didn't even expect it to be that popular….
I'll go back to saying stupid random things now…
Pickles.
Like… a… BOSS. :3
I only wish I could do that to every wild Rattata I see
The last frame has the most epic version of a Slowpoke I have ever seen.
Why can't they all look like this IN GAME?!