Egoraptor’s new series Sequelitis is so good. How good is it? If this video doesn’t blow your mind even a little bit, you have no soul. JUMP’NSHOOT MAN!
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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on November 3, 2011 · 11:51 PM
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YEAH, LEMONS!
Common sense is anything BUT common.
Egoraptor is back?
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Welcome to the internet, please leave your integrity and common sense by the doorway.
Cave Johnson approves
AND IF YOU GUYS THOUGHT YOUR MIND WAS ALREADY BLOWN, I JUST WATCHED THIS THE OTHER DAY.
ALSO, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX A CAPS LOCK BUTTON? MINE BROKE OFF AND I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP WITH THAT ABOUT NOW.
YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING OTHER THAN CAPS LOCK! FUCK ANYONE WHO DISAGREES!
Oh, and for those of you with Nintendo Wiis that are begging to be played, Megaman X is available on Virtual Console.
Price: 800 Wii Points ($8.00)
Yes. Change your avatar to Karkat Vantas from Homestuck and everyone will think you're imitating him.
CAPS MAKES YOUR DICK BIGGER, JUST LIKE SUVS DO. UNLESS YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET AND NOT BACK IN THE KITCHEN?
And now I hope my wife never finds this post, for she will kill me.
Trunks posted an Egoraptor video on Shawn's page?
Can't get more VIP than that.
Clearly Light labs is a subsidiary of Aperture industries.
…
God I wish this were funnier, but it's all I've got… Don't you look at me like that! I TRY DAMMIT! >:U
It is not reccomended for the use of internent by:
Self-concious People who hate getting mocked.
Girls who think they're being hipsters by being on the internet.
Hardcore Raging Grammer Nazis
People who hate cute animals
and people under 10 years of age.
Beep beep meow.
*royal canterlot voice joke*
QUICK SOMONE MAKE THIS AN ADVICE MEME.
Egoraptor has issues with hitting women…
with more annoying character punching power!
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please shove your sanity and whats left of your innocence into the night return box…it will be picked up and devoured by trolls in three business days
PRETEND YOUR THIS GUY
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AND EVERYONE WILL LOVE YOUR SCREAMING!
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My reaction to most tutorials. Like he said in the video; do game developers think current gamers so handicapped that they can't figure out things by themselves?
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i responded to every original post under this video…i can now rest knowing egoraptor loves me
uHH, iS THIS WHERE WE, uH, mAKE hOMESTUCK REFERENCES? } : /
ARE YOU TIRED OF ALWAYS LOWERCASE ALL THE TIME? INTRODUCING THE CAPS LOCK KEY! YOU JUST PRESS IT, AND THE SOUND OF YOUR LETTERS WILL SOUND RIGHT THROUGH YOUR SCREEN! AND TO TURN IT OFF, JUST PRESS IT AGAIN! IT DOESN'T GET SIMPLER THAN THIS!
SO ORDER NOW AND YOU'LL ONLY PAY THE LOW PRICE OF $19.99!
BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!
IF YOU ORDER NOW, I'LL EVEN THROW IN A COMPLIMENTIARY SHIFT KEY ABSOLUTLEY FREE!
SO CALL NOW, AND TELL EM THAT BILLY SENT YA!
Well, there are some people out there….
Yeah I get it….
Simply beautiful…
NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING! THIS IS HOW I TALK!
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?! DEEP BLUE SEA!! A F*CKING SHARK ATE ME!!
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!
stop punching little girls…go home and be a family man
dont you know? they say he is sexier than sex.
He was right, that video did blow my fucking mind….i've got nothing else to say…..it just blew my mind….. (for further reference, try 9:10 of the video)
Y35. ON A C0MPL3T3LY R3L4T3D T0P1C H3R3'5 50M3TH1NG 3P1C.
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RIDIN' ON CARS!
http://www.sinister6.com/images/rockcar.gif
I was getting on Halolz to see and then this vid and I just ahga FF NN FUCK!
And further-extending body parts!
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And further-extending body parts!
<img src='http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2784/egoraptorextends.png' border='0'/>
The sad thing is the fact that between 06:55 to I guess nearly the end of the video, nearly every new gamer would be like that when they play an old game for the first time. Pants jizzing and all.
You see sense is like cheesecake. Everybody wants some but no one can make it.
And now an Old Spice commercial comes to mind…
"Look at your dog, and then look at mine. Unfortunately for you, your dog is not mine.
My dog is now a car."
You could say he brouhgt sexy back…
Eh, sex isn't that sexy.
so….Ridin on dogs?
Yeah, not a very funny thought."
Clearly first year student at the School of Falcon, Next year they'll start practicing with fire punches.
It can be if you think differently…..
Unlike Duke Devlin.
BUT COMMENTS AREN'T FUNNY MOST OF THE TIME IF YOU TRY TO MAKE THEM D:
(ironic isn't it?)
BURN THE WITCH!!!
There is way too much cruise control in this post.
My mind was blown the second I saw a Megaman video on Halolz. And then I watched. nd my mind was blown about two times during that.
Why does this have the tag obnoxious? This is my favorite internet man speaking the truth and telling it how it is!
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haven't you ever seen children's cartoons in the 90s? she is a robot and if you are beating up robots it's okay. you can do ANYTHING to a robot in a cartoon. ever see samurai jack? he is bathed in the blood of robots in an episode so much that all you see is his eyes and his silhouette in motor oil… also im pretty sure there was an episode in VR troopers were one of the characters eviscerated an enemy robot… wires everywhere
AND I'M WILLING TO BET YOU $1,000,000 RIGHT NOW, THAT YOU'RE READING THESE IN MY VOICE!!!
if you hold down the shift button while in caps lock you write lowercase :d
That… looks uncannily like me. If I wore glasses.
i love you guys for picking up the reference
He has had enough of her disingenuous assertions.
they got so much fast the sensors by using oil…it was beautiful beyond words
WHY THIS GAME MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD
i dunno i get some nice points for using dr. zoidberg
The only thing I see wrong with this video is today's game devs not taking notes.
THIS IS AN URGENT POST THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING. NO TIME FOR THUMBS UP/DOWN HERE! JUST LISTEN DAMN YOU!
Step 1: Go to Google.
Step 2: Type in "do a barrel roll"
Step 3: Hit Enter.
Step 4: Shit Brix.
The tag Obnoxious is for Roll and for the tutorials.
This video made me go back and play Mega Man X.
Also, try typing "Tilt"
Fuck! 10 years ago I paid $16.00 for a used copy of the gameboy version of megaman X. *rage*
(for those of you who don't know, the gameboy version had literally half the content of the original)
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inb4she'stenyousickfuck
"MEGAMAN! MEGAMAN! THIS VIDEO GOT ON HALO"-*PUNCH* I DON'T NEED YOU!
Joey, what's "sex"?
its a type of cake
Egoraptor: King of Fucking Hilarious Faces.
He is also King of the Multiverse. I HAVE SPOKEN.
This video made me wish I had a SNES.
*Shakes fist in anger*
Wait… why is the video bar not moving?, WHY CANT I PAUSE?!
NO EGORAPTOR NOOH! YOU CANT HAVE LAPTOP IS MINE!!
Stop trying to convince me with your Lovely Voice….
And king of the F-Bomb
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DAMN this video has some great reaction pictures.
Emulators, man. The internet has wonderful things.
The number between five and seven.
10:58 Egoraptor uses a rag with chloroform on it. Never see Roll afterwards…
Wait…fuck…nevermind.
Robots…are immune to date rape…
NNFUCK!!!
Deductive logic. Video games taught me that. FUCK YOU SCHOOL.
When I watched this, I realized everything he was saying was true for me the first time I played Megaman X. Especially the wall slide bit.
The one thing more annoying than tutorials telling you the obvious, is tutorials halfway through the game telling you something you MIGHT not know at the beggining but you learn how to do it WAY before the tutorial
GREAT JOB! NOW IM READING EVERYTHING IN CAPS IN HIS VOICE.
Well, Zoidberg did most of the work.
Don't forget people who think they are making friends!
Actually I think Zoidberg found the picture and even posted it for him…
Use the emulator, I believe it has all. And BONUS: it's free! Is there anything better than a word that shouldn't exist? :D
People talk loud when they try to sound smart.
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Batman The animated series is proof of this.
rel="nofollow"> Joker ain't happy.
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Yes, they're glaring at you, Shawn.
"Pants jizzing and all."
[jackatlas] AUGH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? [/jackatlas]
"Stop trying to convince me with your lovely voice…"
::gay joke::
Hurr hurr, "blown".
He keeps his pimp hand strong.
I DON'T WANT ANY DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM!?
I demand to see life's manager!
No, that's ChoZo.
Doesn't look like Mighty is.
Also, I think it was Fred who did the tags… unless Shawn really is the ultimate being on Halolz.
RIDIN' ON CARS!
<img src="http://www.freewebs.com/megamanimages/MegaMan%20Auto%27s%20Car.gif">
He obviously plays Renegade.
anyone notice if one vid is on top of halolz long enough…the comments will generate a absurd amount of points?
*facepalm* why did I not think of this?
Sweedish retail has ALL the answers!
It's like intense philosophical debate,
except instead of learned people arguing over truth, you download software that provides the function of another system,
and instead of having a 3 hour conversation about something pointless, answers are actually given.
Electrical Engineering: Pretty smart
General relativity: Pretty fuckin' smart
Egoraptor being in The Tester Season 3:…
FUCKING……GENIUS!!
I blame the casual gamers.
"And he laughs "Ha Ha Ha" and you cry "Waaaaah!"
does anyone else get reminded by sticky from fallout 3 from that
I need Zoidberg, to this very day I still can't figure out the picture-posting crap =/
…And I just realized that's what my bio says as well, go figure.
Jump and shoot?
<img src="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/307201_2355658926283_1094517012_2757975_1712539163_n.jpg" alt="Chris Redfield">
The power of Google my friend. Ask and you shall receive
or angry video game nerd
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ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
your very late to the party….but you get plus ones anyway. Maybe one day you will get points like a real boy!
Did someone say party?!
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Haha… I was a little SLOW. My AMNESIA almost caused me to forget about Chris Redfield.
OBJECTION!!!
Egoraptor claims he doesn't know how to use the 'green blasty thingy' and yet from 12:09mins he uses it, especially against the main boss. I ASSERT THAT EGORAPTOR HAS PLAYED THE GAME BEFORE!
I said that about 10 times through the course of this vid. Sometimes tutorials are annoying (SO4), while most can be skipped.
Blame all the new gamers and more complex controls.
And his gear fresh to death?
EXUBERANCE!