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HHHONEY, I'M HOME!

Creepers have far more involved lives after work hours than I ever would have considered.
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HHHONEY, I’M HOME!



Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2011 · 11:30 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (150 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
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82 Responses to “HHHONEY, I’M HOME!”

  1. GameboyPATH on October 26th, 2011 11:33 pm

    Huh. I must have stepped into a strange parallel universe where creepers sustain random syllables that aren't S. How quaint.

  2. Randomexplosions on October 26th, 2011 11:33 pm

    *insert witty minecraft/creeper joke here*

  3. Wetmang on October 26th, 2011 11:37 pm

    how does one huge green cock fuck another huge green cock?

  4. Dash12345678 on October 26th, 2011 11:37 pm

    Obligatory.

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/halolz-dot-com-minecraft-creeper-monster.jpg"&gt;

  5. Uzumakiclan43 on October 26th, 2011 11:38 pm

    Wait, a Creeper showing more than one emotion? Sssomeone call Keannu Reeves, 'cause, if what I'm thinking's true, that creeper's newly discovered expressions are gonna blow right up in its face!

  6. MoG on October 26th, 2011 11:38 pm

    Poor guy, i heard his wife was da bomb…

  7. ProfessorLuigi on October 26th, 2011 11:39 pm

    Thereafter, a discovery was made of a silent killer that comes in the night, taking the lives of innocent people with an incredibly sharp club.
    The peach skined creature was henceforth deemed "The Creeper".

    This presentation was brought to you by the historic society to the green folk.

  8. ProfessorLuigi on October 26th, 2011 11:41 pm

    *Insert overused old joke up there ^^*

  9. Funkalicous on October 26th, 2011 11:41 pm

    Poor guy… hasn't he sulphured enough?

  10. MoG on October 26th, 2011 11:47 pm

    *Insert pun about something completely irrelevant*

  11. Kevvo on October 26th, 2011 11:49 pm

    How very sssssssssso.

  12. Ovahdrive on October 26th, 2011 11:51 pm

    Holy crap! Minecraft with hats!

  13. spplmj on October 27th, 2011 12:01 am

    <img src="http://curezone.com/upload/Members/new03/Evil_Monkey_301.gif&quot; alt="" width="333" height="300" />Poor creeper I guess he and the monkey rel="nofollow">are not so different.

  14. Skrist on October 27th, 2011 12:06 am

    So many idiots at once. QUICK! SOMEONE CALL ME A LAWYER!

  15. Skrist on October 27th, 2011 12:07 am

    He's only trying to have a conversation with them though. 'o'

  16. KungFuDeli on October 27th, 2011 12:08 am

    Poor Mr. Astley

  17. Darkangelsv1 on October 27th, 2011 12:18 am

    Have you ever seen Hyenas have sex?
    Pretty much like that.
    (If you don't look it up. OBVIOUSLY NSFW)

  18. Uzumakiclan43 on October 27th, 2011 12:24 am

    The irony…

  19. Wetmang on October 27th, 2011 12:28 am

    *complain about the lack of ponies*

  20. VyseRogueKing on October 27th, 2011 12:32 am

    Hhhhhow vvvvvvvvery so. *Fix'd*

  21. Chonen on October 27th, 2011 12:41 am

    Wait, never played Minecraft, is that grey floating thing what is left when you kill a creeper?

  22. PortalMan118 on October 27th, 2011 12:41 am

    *Southern drawl* We don't take to kindly to giant green penises around these parts. *Spits*

  23. fmarulz on October 27th, 2011 12:42 am

    don´t be sad man
    she was cheating on you, she was always running after the first man that got in front of her.

  24. Vabolo on October 27th, 2011 12:47 am

    There's nothing rashional about terrible circumstances. I guess all you can do is be left ablast.

  25. Vabolo on October 27th, 2011 12:48 am

    Where?

  26. Vabolo on October 27th, 2011 12:51 am

    Fun fact: the genitalia of the female Hyena is shaped exactly like that of the male on the outside, meaning that the birth canal is the size of the urethra.

    Fun fact: hyenas don't laugh all the time.

  27. Vabolo on October 27th, 2011 12:52 am

    Yes.

  28. LoKag on October 27th, 2011 12:53 am

    Yeah, it is. Creeprs drop 1-2 sulpher/gunpowder when killed. Provided they don't see blow themselves up first…

  29. Vabolo on October 27th, 2011 12:55 am

    They've known each other for so long. Her heart was aching, but she was too shy to say it.

  30. Shawn Handyside on October 27th, 2011 1:02 am

    *slow claps*

  31. CriticalQuit on October 27th, 2011 1:11 am

    To be fair, Steve washed up on shore incidentally, and is just trying to survive.

    He never asked for this.

  32. TomQuoVadis on October 27th, 2011 1:15 am

    Okay. You're a lawyer.

    Did I win?

  33. Mask of Problem? on October 27th, 2011 2:34 am

    Oh good, his slow clap processor made it in to the new avatar.

  34. Mask of Problem? on October 27th, 2011 2:36 am

    *complains about complaining*

  35. Mask of Problem? on October 27th, 2011 2:39 am

    In Iron-y Ore

  36. Mask of Problem? on October 27th, 2011 2:41 am

    On an unrelated note, why do you watch hyenas have sex?

  37. Dimomarg on October 27th, 2011 3:21 am

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEVE

  38. sonicsmash2 on October 27th, 2011 3:38 am

    dont worry just get another 4 of those and 4 sand blocks, combine them and you got your wifes brain back, all you need is a body……

  39. LiquidMountain on October 27th, 2011 3:41 am

    *inssssssssssssert witty minecraft/creeper joke here*
    Fixed it for you.

  40. LiquidMountain on October 27th, 2011 3:46 am

    Been there, done that- http://www.halolz.com/2011/01/16/minecraft-vs-tea…
    Ummm…how do I get these URLs working?

  41. dope92 on October 27th, 2011 3:50 am

    i +1 you for putting 1 and 2 together

  42. dope92 on October 27th, 2011 3:51 am

    reminds me of someone else who never asked for what they got.

    <img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeIpzsdxaLkuBhcpk7K6PHNOL1XTPlbZ5W16yGJfNb6ZBPC2wnTg"&gt;

    thats right. keanu reeves

  43. dope92 on October 27th, 2011 3:52 am

    many must die for the human race to survive

  44. Kittari on October 27th, 2011 3:55 am

    10 pounds of sulphur, 8 grams of sand, 8.5 pounds of dead leaves, and a cup of flour added to the mix are the basic ingredients for a creeper's body. The soul is another matter…That creeper doesn't have anything to offer equivalent in value to the "soul" of his wife.

  45. Lord_Science on October 27th, 2011 4:18 am

    Funny thing, when it said "*slow claps*" I mentally saw his avatar slowly clapping

  46. Lord_Science on October 27th, 2011 4:23 am

    And sometimes behind

    gigity

  47. VyseRogueKing on October 27th, 2011 4:23 am

    Whoever -1'ed this man should be ashamed of themselves. I agree with him because I cannot find irony anywhere except for the ore which is kinda iron-y like mask said.

  48. Lord_Science on October 27th, 2011 4:24 am

    *obligatory objection*

  49. VyseRogueKing on October 27th, 2011 4:24 am

    Hey, it's not illegal… (in the country it was filmed in.)
    >.>
    <.<
    >.>

  50. Lord_Science on October 27th, 2011 4:25 am

    OBJECTION!!

  51. Immortal_Mook on October 27th, 2011 4:32 am

    *Grammar Hammer* http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=532454…

    ….Can't figure out links..

  52. vash_ts on October 27th, 2011 6:12 am

    if he sustained the S, that would mean he was about to explode…

  53. vash_ts on October 27th, 2011 6:13 am

    the soul is the Chemical X

  54. vash_ts on October 27th, 2011 6:15 am

    here, what can I do for you, Mr?

  55. primedawg9170 on October 27th, 2011 6:38 am

    <img src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1233928590_citizen%20kane%20clapping.gif"&gt;

  56. Alpar on October 27th, 2011 6:49 am

    What this guy said… er… did…

    ..embedded.

  57. ProfessorLuigi on October 27th, 2011 7:27 am

    *obligatory objection to objection*

  58. CriticalQuit on October 27th, 2011 7:45 am

    I see what you did there

  59. C__F on October 27th, 2011 8:24 am

    {a href="url"}Linked Text{/a}

    Replace { } with < >, of course.
    This is HTML.
    (And don't forget the quotation marks around the url, those are necessary).

  60. Immortal_Mook on October 27th, 2011 8:54 am

    Thank yo-
    …You can see me?!
    My goodness…

  61. Randomexplosions on October 27th, 2011 9:26 am

    *insert +1s*

  62. Randomexplosions on October 27th, 2011 9:30 am

    all you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix,
    then you have to take some sand, not melon,
    a little sulfer, just a pinch!
    baking these treats is such a sinch with a teaspoon of dead leaves!
    ad a little more and youl count to 4, and youl never get your CREEPAH

  63. Deep Thought on October 27th, 2011 10:02 am

    I am vengeance… I am the night

    I AM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  64. dude234543 on October 27th, 2011 10:18 am

    Wait…why didn't he take the gunpowder!? :o

  65. Seanhl on October 27th, 2011 10:27 am

    *obligatory objection to all objection that's mainly insulting both people's mother*

  66. Seanhl on October 27th, 2011 10:28 am

    don't be ashamed, it's super classy

  67. Seanhl on October 27th, 2011 10:29 am

    honestly who doesn't

  68. Kevvo on October 27th, 2011 10:30 am

    Inside they both know what' was going on. They both knew this was a game, and were going to play it

  69. Seanhl on October 27th, 2011 10:31 am

    and the creepers just want to complement you on your house but are too shy and blow up

  70. Seanhl on October 27th, 2011 10:32 am

    technically it's "Steve?" (not joking here)

  71. Seanhl on October 27th, 2011 10:33 am

    damn it, now it's stuck in my head AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  72. Ice_Cold_Water on October 27th, 2011 10:57 am

    Do the creep! Do the creep! Aaahh!
    <img src=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnqelhrWco1qe7x1oo1_500.jpg>

  73. Oddwan on October 27th, 2011 11:21 am

    You're entering a realm which is unusual.
    Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster… The second one.
    Prepare to enter
    <img src="http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/9967/scarydoor7wu.jpg"&gt;

  74. Oddwan on October 27th, 2011 11:24 am

    I'm not sure if this is what you mean, but it might be!

  75. Drjolt on October 27th, 2011 3:07 pm

    I feel sad for him. If i was a creeper and stepped on the gunpowder remains of my creeper wife, i would get so mad that i would explode next to anyone i see!

  76. DiamyoAlex on October 27th, 2011 4:09 pm

    He then swore his life to eliminating humans as the terrifying vigilante; Creepunisher!

  77. TheInsaneWombat on October 27th, 2011 4:57 pm

    Primedawg or the guy in the gif?

  78. Vabolo on October 27th, 2011 5:29 pm

    Unlike the person reading this, who just lost it.

  79. Alpar on October 27th, 2011 6:09 pm

    BOTH.

    …Primedawg.

  80. BTSnoogans on October 27th, 2011 7:07 pm

    What are you talking about? I don't see a 3 anywhere in his post.

  81. Squikker2001 on October 28th, 2011 8:05 pm

    Because his inventory was filled with cobblestone.

  82. Darkangelsv1 on October 30th, 2011 1:23 am

    National Geographic when there's nothing good on TV.

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