Damn that TF2… I’ll do anything for those sweet, sweet hats!
By blaezisghey, submitted by several people.
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So brilliant.
People were actually trading for that hat as well. Sad days.
To be honest, when I got the paper hat the first thing I thought of was this episode of southpark.
I cant wait till next year when everyone gets a free Tibet.
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Indeed it is…and pretty accurate. xD
Sadly this is so accurate it almost seems Valve has been inspired by this very clip.
This is so accurate that I literally lmao, its somewhere in South-Eastern Asia now…
According to Eric Cartman, we don't know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-know an-
COMMENT.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
Windows is checking the problem for a solution…
Oh boy a TF2 update!
*game crashes*
Aw… guess I'll go play Arkham City.
Double misc slots, new items AND a free hat? I could only get more excited if a highly anticipated game came out around this time….. what, it has?
BRAIN…..OVERLOAD….
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superman.exe has stopped working,
Batman is checking for a solution to the problem
I was too late for the update, i got that lousy paper hat and my game didn't crashed. Obviously i am too busy to play my favourite game since i got it as steam gift (not f2p)
Problem? Yeah, my chewing tooth hurts D: But the submission is too accurate, valve should had add something hidden, D:
What Valve says:
"Now you can craft store bought items when you don't want them anymore!"
What people hear:
"Exploit the system!"
Oh my god… South Park predicted the Manniversary update.
GENIUS
Cartman's too fat to run TF2 efficiently.
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I'LL TAKE EIGHT!
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I tip my hat to valve. I mean they have proved that there is no cap to how much bullshit you can fill a game hat to toe with.
This video is HIGHLY inaccurate…. I mean, Valve saying they don't have any hats to give? How absurd….
So brilliant it made me think I was going to have another bluescreen. Jesus H Christ.
"Yo dawg, I heard you like miscellaneous slots…"
Possibly the biggest nutshell in the history.
I'm still crashing randomly, and lost a replay of my epic solo defense of 2fort because the update happened as the video was saving…
BUT IT'S OKAY! I HAVE A FREE PAPER HAT!
ALL OF MY HATE.
fukkin lag…
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Godamn this is getting out of con-con-con-co-con-con-con *Reality has stopped working. God is looking for a solution to the problem*
*Clicks cancel*
At first, I thought the connection was pretty clever…
But then I lost it at the freeze crash.
BRILLIANT!!!
But we all wish it didn't.
Wait, so there were people who didn't get their free hats, so they clearly didn't show up.
But that would mean…hats doesn't get everyone to go somewhere?
…EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
And this is why Valve employees shouldn't watch South Park
In a nutshell, yes it is
That's just unfair.
*pity thumb*
He's not fat, he's just big-boned
Didn't what?
No, Godzilla was big boned. Cartman's fat.
My computer is fatter…. maybe.
That's not cartman, thats…
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/7/76/Coon.jpg" alt="" />
THE COON!
So we need to melt Valve's cool heart with a warm island song?
Sorry, after the Manniversary sale all I have left to spare are -1's.
That Forever should have come out Never.
Yipee time for hats!
*laptop phailure*
lol nope
No one should watch South Park.
Or they could have just made a good game
that was TOP notch
Especially Butters
I just traded my paper hat out for a Machina.
Come to think of it, that would work well with the new protest sign weapon.
I'mma let you finish, but hats should be in every slot.
I'LL TAKE IT!
That's right…
ALL THE JARATE!
Nah, Cartman's anorexic compared to…
Snorlax.
Yeah, I just averted another month. You can thank me later.
Seriously, 12 kills either ALONE or with a single person at most, using the SAME SENTRY THE ENTIRE TIME. It still claims to be waiting/downloading, which is the only reason I don't delete what's already there.
That's why we wish it never came out; we lost a meme and they spit on Duke's name.
heh, looks like some people had some +1's to spare.
Yes… Everything you know is a lie, just like how the cake is a lie, and how he was your father, and sorry, but the hats are in another castle.
To be fair… that may not have been their fault. We don't know what it was like after 3Drealms was done with it… maybe it was worse… maybe it was better… the world may never know
To be fair it's a very nice paper hat it's made of… Mahogany.