Ironic, the Demoman isn’t even afraid of his own explosive munitions, but handling depth perception… now that puts the fear of God into him!
Don’t forget to bust out your 3D glasses!
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Don't worry Demo, you can always just turn the slider down!… Does that work for real life?
I share Demoman's fear.
Oh boy. Another TF2 submission. And this one's even in 3D. Yaaaaaay.
There is only one fear of the third dimension that I have. … The fear that I will never see this in 3D. Where can I find 3D glasses!?! щ(゚Д゚щ)
Good thing I still have my Sharkboy and Lavagirl glasses
[Insert Fuck yeah guy here]
Funny thing is, if he put on a pair of 3D glasses, he'd be able to see this image as usual, if a bit green-/rose-tinted.
i can see fine and have pretty good depth perception with one eye open
I have some, I can assure you no one has anything to fear, the 3D doesn't work
TF2: All updates and dimensions are free.
Castlevania HD: Only 2 dimensions, and every extra level and character has to be bought separately.
That Engie is fuckin' acrobatic as SHIT.
Oh look everybody, someone has different opinions from our's!
DESTROY HIM! *arms the -1 cannon*
Funny, you're the anti-me. My depth perception is shit with BOTH eyes open. Pretty much my everything is, though.
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you… if you haven't noticed I only have the one eye.
Careful… more comments like that and the F2Pers will think that you're actually being serious.
Why is it the class with only one eye has the gameplay style that requires a keen sense of timing and use of a 3D environment to bounce projectiles?
Anyway, you'd think he'd be used to it by now. In Meet the Demo, he's one-eyed and still pwnin' with the best of 'em. And that's supposed to be our introduction to our bomb-bouncing friend. Logic dictates he'd only become more skilled in coping with his handicap over time. His fear is completely unwarranted.
Enough with that. I would use a corny joke to follow up my analysis, but I haven't got one in sight.
so you must be a dastardly villain
Demoman is sad cause he can't ever fully experience Avatar.
It's like the bullets are actually coming right at you!
Me: Y'all bring your THREE DEE GLASSES?!? *plays jingle*
Aura: Us halolzians didn't get any 3d glasses.
Me: 3d glasses not available in all posts.
Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on October 17, 2011 · 6:28 PM
It's not Shawn? There's another? When did this happen?
Actually relevant:I still think Saxton Hale will always be the Demoman's greatest fear.
Just now, yo.
To be honest, rel="nofollow">I'd be more afraid of 6D
A Halolz submission… NOT posted by Shawn?!
What madness is this!?
HAHA! I have 3D glasses, now I'll just put them on and…
Wow.
Which team is he on!?
Say WHAAAAAT?? No offense, man, but one would think that Shawn would trust posting Halolz stuff to… well, people that have been around longer.
Eye see what you did there.
Shouldn't have been been so wreckless with the Eyelander. Tisk tisk…
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Fred works in the office now! We will probably get some other folks involved soon though!
no you didn't…you can only half see what he did there
Thats some fucked up SSHit right there.
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gentlemen we have a spy in the halolz….look what he's done to our colleagues!
or clash of the heavys
Not to cause a ruckus, but I've been around since day one. You've likely seen submissions that were created by me that Shawn has posted. I've actually known about Halolz since before it was made.
I guess you could say I'm….
::glasses::
A Halolpster.
rel="nofollow">Not there, THERE!
Does that mean you have propellers that make you fly?
I call dibs, just so you know.
Ha HA!
Dangly parts.
…Wait no this is apparently the ONE time that is NOT applicable! D:
Incidentally, you can also play Dungeons and Dragons in multiple dimensions.
In D20, I think.
I thought that his worst fear was running out of alcohol…
*checks alcohol storage facility*
uh oh
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"Woah."
I thought depth perception would be his greatest fear
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I'm in.
I'm studying Web Developement, so it might be a good fit.
You are not alone Demoman.
My right eye is blind, so I cannot see a thing in 3D. (True story)
It seems that the dimension has been…
*shades*
Diced…
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhh
I SEE! what you did there.
Naruto? In MY HALOLZ? I'm genuinely surprised.
Demoman is an Avenger. He doesn't have to worry about 3D.
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Speaking of the Avengers…I got to be an extra for the movie.
I've heard of Heavy Rain, but this is ridiculous!
ITS LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU! *pat pat*
IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Well, I may not know what's applicable,
But I do have this whip!
3D, D&D the D6? Hmm…
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Level 2 Half-elf paladin I am. HELLS YEAH.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE… plane.
Try seeing in 10D I'm pretty sure 1000000xinfinity of me and what I think is me exploded and/or spontaneously combusted for trying to perceive it but it's totally worth it.
Yet he has the sickest angled grenade shots…
Seeing Jason get splattered in 3D? Worth it.
A flying Halolz moderator? Dear GOD!
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And this is when he HASN' T been drinking…
I'm sorry, my 3DS does not require glasses, so alas, I threw all mine out.
I am honestly more concerned on what the Engineer is doing, he seems to have a good fix on the situation though.
LIFE IS SRS BUSYNAS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!!!
Everyone knows Marzen is the support for those who get unfairly downrated.
If they don't….then….well, they got more to learn.
Only takes one eye to charge.
You can hide under my mountain if you want
*drops a mountain on Skrist*
The glasses or the 3DS? You need to be less vague.
*Cringing in pain* Thank you~
Well it is the only way to spycheck nowadays. All the cool kids are doing it.
I never developed stereovision, so 3D doesn't even work for me.
…I don't remember this ever happening actually.
inb4narutardsandhatersgettingintowars
Now if I remember correctly… which I probably don't. Doesn't Naruto run around with both his eyes closed perfectly fine? And Gin from Bleach FIGHTS WITH A SWORD perfectly fine as well…
And I'm not sure many of you will get this but… no sense in not trying.
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It's like these anime characters are doing things we need to learn. Somehow.
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rel="nofollow">Appropriate.
Looks like the Demoman is out of his depth.
Halolz has moderators? I thought they were too busy acquiring hats and ignoring us to moderate.
I think it has something to do with this red squirrel:
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Don't forget Brock!
He COOKED with his eyes closed.
AND IT TASTED FUCKING AWESOME.
Ah yes, but it was worth the money.
I didn't want to type too much… reading, IT BURNS THE TINY ONE'S MINDS!!
Kakashi: *facedoor*
Naruto: *facepalm*
Sasuke: *angstangstangst*
Really? You'll have to point yourself out to us.
Not only that, but he also rel="nofollow"> ran down a slippery hill in the rain with his eyes closed.
Ha Ha! one eyed monster!
Demoman is afraid of a theoretical realm of space and time in which the particles of dark matter is parallel to alternate reality that bends light to combine with the electrical charges of the subconscious mind to create the illusion of movement. What is dark becomes light. What is light becomes dark. Some look at the third dimension and see nothingness, while others believe they see the VERY FACE OF GOD.
No, You gotta make him have 3d glasses too!
I have an equilibrium. My depth perception sucks for someone who has both eyes open, but my depth perception is great for someone who has only one eye open.
It's weird.
I no has photoshop
LMAO yeah I'll be wearing a pretty noticeable shiny blue polo shirt and grey pants. I don't know know if the scenes I were in will make the final cut, but if they do, it might be a bit hard to find me among all the screaming, running people.
Side note: It was fun, but those people in showbiz are SOOOOO disorganized. It can really screw your schedule over. Oh, and prepare to wake up at the crack of ass to arrive on set and wait for a couple hours. When they say bring something to entertain yourself, they aren't lying. One day I ended up playing UNO for 6 straight hours. I was there for 12 that particular day. You get paid though!!! WITH overtime!!!
"Depth perception pal, look into it." -- The Scout
Two armed men hang above.
Be they RED, or be they BLU?
MS PAINT IT! I don't care.
Just do it, or get somone to do it.
"You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm waching your head fly through the wind shield." -The Scout
He actually walked into that wall cause he was too distracted by the porn in his hand.
It is criminally nerdy that I actually know that's what that is.
Lol, I know that video.
Would this mean that Brock is the Demopan?
The burn means it's working.
Thanks for posting this, since I'm too much of a noob to know how to properly post pictures, (No sarcasm in that last sentence)
I was too until I learned about Photobucket.