The Demoman's Greatest Fear

Ironic, the Demoman isn’t even afraid of his own explosive munitions, but handling depth perception… now that puts the fear of God into him!
Don’t forget to bust out your 3D glasses!

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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on October 17, 2011 · 6:28 PM 
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96 Responses to “The Demoman’s Greatest Fear”

  1. Captain Flavor on October 17th, 2011 6:43 pm

    Don't worry Demo, you can always just turn the slider down!… Does that work for real life?

  2. smashpro1 on October 17th, 2011 6:44 pm

    I share Demoman's fear.

  3. christmas4477 on October 17th, 2011 6:45 pm

    Oh boy. Another TF2 submission. And this one's even in 3D. Yaaaaaay.

  4. AuraBlaze on October 17th, 2011 6:49 pm

    There is only one fear of the third dimension that I have. … The fear that I will never see this in 3D. Where can I find 3D glasses!?! щ(゚Д゚щ)

  5. Psycroc on October 17th, 2011 6:57 pm

    Good thing I still have my Sharkboy and Lavagirl glasses

    [Insert Fuck yeah guy here]

  6. SHODAK on October 17th, 2011 7:04 pm

    Funny thing is, if he put on a pair of 3D glasses, he'd be able to see this image as usual, if a bit green-/rose-tinted.

  7. The_AntiVillain on October 17th, 2011 7:07 pm

    i can see fine and have pretty good depth perception with one eye open

  8. WeegeeDoll on October 17th, 2011 7:09 pm

    I have some, I can assure you no one has anything to fear, the 3D doesn't work

  9. AManWithACloak on October 17th, 2011 7:10 pm

    TF2: All updates and dimensions are free.
    Castlevania HD: Only 2 dimensions, and every extra level and character has to be bought separately.

  10. Marzen on October 17th, 2011 7:16 pm

    That Engie is fuckin' acrobatic as SHIT.

  11. Marzen on October 17th, 2011 7:16 pm

    Oh look everybody, someone has different opinions from our's!

    DESTROY HIM! *arms the -1 cannon*

  12. Marzen on October 17th, 2011 7:18 pm

    Funny, you're the anti-me. My depth perception is shit with BOTH eyes open. Pretty much my everything is, though.

  13. Deep Thought on October 17th, 2011 7:25 pm

    <img src="http://i.adultswim.com/asfix/repository/8a25c392127763f00112776b1ff20001/thumbnail_42289.jpg"&gt;

    I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you… if you haven't noticed I only have the one eye.

  14. Deep Thought on October 17th, 2011 7:25 pm

    Careful… more comments like that and the F2Pers will think that you're actually being serious.

  15. C__F on October 17th, 2011 7:33 pm

    Why is it the class with only one eye has the gameplay style that requires a keen sense of timing and use of a 3D environment to bounce projectiles?

    Anyway, you'd think he'd be used to it by now. In Meet the Demo, he's one-eyed and still pwnin' with the best of 'em. And that's supposed to be our introduction to our bomb-bouncing friend. Logic dictates he'd only become more skilled in coping with his handicap over time. His fear is completely unwarranted.

    Enough with that. I would use a corny joke to follow up my analysis, but I haven't got one in sight.

  16. The_AntiVillain on October 17th, 2011 7:36 pm

    so you must be a dastardly villain

  17. Nick Soapdish on October 17th, 2011 7:43 pm

    Demoman is sad cause he can't ever fully experience Avatar.

  18. SirNumel on October 17th, 2011 7:45 pm

    It's like the bullets are actually coming right at you!

  19. VyseRogueKing on October 17th, 2011 7:45 pm

    Me: Y'all bring your THREE DEE GLASSES?!? *plays jingle*
    Aura: Us halolzians didn't get any 3d glasses.
    Me: 3d glasses not available in all posts.

  20. shadow649 on October 17th, 2011 7:46 pm

    Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on October 17, 2011 · 6:28 PM

    It's not Shawn? There's another? When did this happen?

    Actually relevant:I still think Saxton Hale will always be the Demoman's greatest fear.

  21. Trunks on October 17th, 2011 7:58 pm

    Just now, yo.

  22. spplmj on October 17th, 2011 7:58 pm
  23. Sceptilianblade on October 17th, 2011 7:59 pm

    A Halolz submission… NOT posted by Shawn?!
    What madness is this!?

  24. TheFancyPants on October 17th, 2011 8:08 pm

    HAHA! I have 3D glasses, now I'll just put them on and…
    Wow.
    Which team is he on!?

  25. Sceptilianblade on October 17th, 2011 8:11 pm

    Say WHAAAAAT?? No offense, man, but one would think that Shawn would trust posting Halolz stuff to… well, people that have been around longer.

  26. Ice_Cold_Water on October 17th, 2011 8:12 pm

    Eye see what you did there.

  27. Ice_Cold_Water on October 17th, 2011 8:13 pm

    Shouldn't have been been so wreckless with the Eyelander. Tisk tisk…
    <img src=http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x399/tmotom/rsz_ae.jpg>

  28. Shawn Handyside on October 17th, 2011 8:18 pm

    Fred works in the office now! We will probably get some other folks involved soon though!

  29. imnutty on October 17th, 2011 8:24 pm

    no you didn't…you can only half see what he did there

  30. Ice_Cold_Water on October 17th, 2011 8:25 pm

    Thats some fucked up SSHit right there.
    <img src=http://forum.ntreev.net/grandchase/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files/20/7711.hejibits005.png>

  31. imnutty on October 17th, 2011 8:25 pm

    gentlemen we have a spy in the halolz….look what he's done to our colleagues!

  32. imnutty on October 17th, 2011 8:27 pm

    or clash of the heavys

  33. Trunks on October 17th, 2011 8:30 pm

    Not to cause a ruckus, but I've been around since day one. You've likely seen submissions that were created by me that Shawn has posted. I've actually known about Halolz since before it was made.

    I guess you could say I'm….

    ::glasses::

    A Halolpster.

  34. Vabolo on October 17th, 2011 8:40 pm
  35. Vabolo on October 17th, 2011 8:41 pm

    Does that mean you have propellers that make you fly?

  36. Marzen on October 17th, 2011 8:42 pm

    I call dibs, just so you know.

  37. Marzen on October 17th, 2011 8:44 pm

    Ha HA!

    Dangly parts.

    …Wait no this is apparently the ONE time that is NOT applicable! D:

  38. Vabolo on October 17th, 2011 8:44 pm

    Incidentally, you can also play Dungeons and Dragons in multiple dimensions.

    In D20, I think.

  39. Red on October 17th, 2011 8:46 pm

    I thought that his worst fear was running out of alcohol…
    *checks alcohol storage facility*
    uh oh

  40. Vabolo on October 17th, 2011 8:47 pm
  41. Rexxmech on October 17th, 2011 8:51 pm

    I thought depth perception would be his greatest fear

    <img href="http://photobucket.com/images/kakashi depth perception" target="_blank" &gt;&lt;img="" src="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q194/roden706/41076-20060415034702.jpg&quot; border="0" width="512" height="512">

  42. MasterLuigi452 on October 17th, 2011 9:02 pm

    I'm in.
    I'm studying Web Developement, so it might be a good fit.

  43. MasterLuigi452 on October 17th, 2011 9:04 pm

    You are not alone Demoman.
    My right eye is blind, so I cannot see a thing in 3D. (True story)

  44. vash_ts on October 17th, 2011 9:07 pm

    It seems that the dimension has been…
    *shades*
    Diced…

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhh

  45. Vabolo on October 17th, 2011 9:16 pm

    I SEE! what you did there.

  46. Jimmy on October 17th, 2011 9:16 pm

    Naruto? In MY HALOLZ? I'm genuinely surprised.

  47. Jimmy on October 17th, 2011 9:17 pm

    Demoman is an Avenger. He doesn't have to worry about 3D.
    <img src="http://host.trivialbeing.org/up/iron-man-2-20090115-nick-fury-samuel-l-jackson.jpg"&gt;

    Speaking of the Avengers…I got to be an extra for the movie.

  48. Vabolo on October 17th, 2011 9:19 pm

    I've heard of Heavy Rain, but this is ridiculous!

  49. VaultLegend on October 17th, 2011 9:21 pm

    ITS LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU! *pat pat*

  50. MrRaccoon on October 17th, 2011 9:23 pm

    IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

  51. TheFancyPants on October 17th, 2011 9:26 pm

    Well, I may not know what's applicable,
    But I do have this whip!

  52. Jimmy on October 17th, 2011 9:26 pm

    3D, D&D the D6? Hmm…
    rel="nofollow">

    Level 2 Half-elf paladin I am. HELLS YEAH.

  53. CriticalQuit on October 17th, 2011 9:31 pm

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE… plane.

  54. VyseRogueKing on October 17th, 2011 9:31 pm

    Try seeing in 10D I'm pretty sure 1000000xinfinity of me and what I think is me exploded and/or spontaneously combusted for trying to perceive it but it's totally worth it.

  55. ChemicalKirby on October 17th, 2011 9:41 pm

    Yet he has the sickest angled grenade shots…

  56. Ice_Cold_Water on October 17th, 2011 9:43 pm

    Seeing Jason get splattered in 3D? Worth it.

  57. Skrist on October 17th, 2011 9:56 pm
  58. JordanTH on October 17th, 2011 9:58 pm

    And this is when he HASN' T been drinking…

  59. JesterJoe on October 17th, 2011 9:59 pm

    I'm sorry, my 3DS does not require glasses, so alas, I threw all mine out.

  60. Skrist on October 17th, 2011 9:59 pm

    I am honestly more concerned on what the Engineer is doing, he seems to have a good fix on the situation though.

  61. Skrist on October 17th, 2011 10:01 pm

    LIFE IS SRS BUSYNAS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!!!

  62. JesterJoe on October 17th, 2011 10:01 pm

    Everyone knows Marzen is the support for those who get unfairly downrated.

    If they don't….then….well, they got more to learn.

  63. JesterJoe on October 17th, 2011 10:03 pm

    Only takes one eye to charge.

  64. Red on October 17th, 2011 10:15 pm

    You can hide under my mountain if you want
    *drops a mountain on Skrist*

  65. Skrist on October 17th, 2011 10:28 pm

    The glasses or the 3DS? You need to be less vague.

  66. Skrist on October 17th, 2011 10:29 pm

    *Cringing in pain* Thank you~

  67. Skrist on October 17th, 2011 10:30 pm

    Well it is the only way to spycheck nowadays. All the cool kids are doing it.

  68. TomQuoVadis on October 17th, 2011 10:36 pm

    I never developed stereovision, so 3D doesn't even work for me.

  69. Alpar on October 17th, 2011 11:07 pm

    …I don't remember this ever happening actually.

    inb4narutardsandhatersgettingintowars

  70. Skrist on October 17th, 2011 11:18 pm

    Now if I remember correctly… which I probably don't. Doesn't Naruto run around with both his eyes closed perfectly fine? And Gin from Bleach FIGHTS WITH A SWORD perfectly fine as well…
    And I'm not sure many of you will get this but… no sense in not trying.
    <img src="http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/306822_231534080231341_100001242523157_674124_1157620176_n.jpg"&gt;
    It's like these anime characters are doing things we need to learn. Somehow.

  71. CriticalQuit on October 17th, 2011 11:20 pm
  72. straYDoubter on October 17th, 2011 11:23 pm
  73. invadingduck on October 17th, 2011 11:30 pm

    Looks like the Demoman is out of his depth.

  74. Roflcopter419 on October 17th, 2011 11:32 pm

    Halolz has moderators? I thought they were too busy acquiring hats and ignoring us to moderate.

  75. Red on October 17th, 2011 11:40 pm

    I think it has something to do with this red squirrel:
    <img src="http://everbadge.com/out.php/i11993_ConkersBadFurDayGettingmoney.jpg&quot; alt="" />

  76. AManWithACloak on October 18th, 2011 12:39 am

    Don't forget Brock!
    He COOKED with his eyes closed.
    AND IT TASTED FUCKING AWESOME.

  77. AManWithACloak on October 18th, 2011 12:39 am

    Ah yes, but it was worth the money.

  78. Skrist on October 18th, 2011 12:40 am

    I didn't want to type too much… reading, IT BURNS THE TINY ONE'S MINDS!!

  79. AManWithACloak on October 18th, 2011 12:41 am

    Kakashi: *facedoor*
    Naruto: *facepalm*
    Sasuke: *angstangstangst*

  80. AManWithACloak on October 18th, 2011 12:42 am

    Really? You'll have to point yourself out to us.

  81. Rocker23220 on October 18th, 2011 2:15 am

    Not only that, but he also rel="nofollow"> ran down a slippery hill in the rain with his eyes closed.

  82. The_AntiVillain on October 18th, 2011 2:23 am

    Ha Ha! one eyed monster!

  83. Totema on October 18th, 2011 3:15 am

    Demoman is afraid of a theoretical realm of space and time in which the particles of dark matter is parallel to alternate reality that bends light to combine with the electrical charges of the subconscious mind to create the illusion of movement. What is dark becomes light. What is light becomes dark. Some look at the third dimension and see nothingness, while others believe they see the VERY FACE OF GOD.

  84. ProfessorLuigi on October 18th, 2011 9:09 am

    No, You gotta make him have 3d glasses too!

  85. ProfessorLuigi on October 18th, 2011 9:21 am

    I have an equilibrium. My depth perception sucks for someone who has both eyes open, but my depth perception is great for someone who has only one eye open.
    It's weird.

  86. CriticalQuit on October 18th, 2011 11:59 am

    I no has photoshop

  87. Jimmy on October 18th, 2011 2:08 pm

    LMAO yeah I'll be wearing a pretty noticeable shiny blue polo shirt and grey pants. I don't know know if the scenes I were in will make the final cut, but if they do, it might be a bit hard to find me among all the screaming, running people.

    Side note: It was fun, but those people in showbiz are SOOOOO disorganized. It can really screw your schedule over. Oh, and prepare to wake up at the crack of ass to arrive on set and wait for a couple hours. When they say bring something to entertain yourself, they aren't lying. One day I ended up playing UNO for 6 straight hours. I was there for 12 that particular day. You get paid though!!! WITH overtime!!!

  88. WheelMan1337 on October 18th, 2011 2:34 pm

    "Depth perception pal, look into it." -- The Scout

  89. penguindude42 on October 18th, 2011 4:52 pm

    Two armed men hang above.
    Be they RED, or be they BLU?

  90. ProfessorLuigi on October 18th, 2011 8:43 pm

    MS PAINT IT! I don't care.
    Just do it, or get somone to do it.

  91. ProfessorLuigi on October 18th, 2011 8:48 pm

    "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm waching your head fly through the wind shield." -The Scout

  92. Marzen on October 18th, 2011 11:05 pm

    He actually walked into that wall cause he was too distracted by the porn in his hand.

    It is criminally nerdy that I actually know that's what that is.

  93. AManWithACloak on October 19th, 2011 1:26 pm

    Lol, I know that video.
    Would this mean that Brock is the Demopan?

  94. AManWithACloak on October 19th, 2011 1:26 pm

    The burn means it's working.

  95. Psycroc on October 19th, 2011 4:55 pm

    Thanks for posting this, since I'm too much of a noob to know how to properly post pictures, (No sarcasm in that last sentence)

  96. CriticalQuit on October 19th, 2011 7:20 pm

    I was too until I learned about Photobucket.

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