Falcon ZING!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 16, 2011 · 1:09 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (354 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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154 Responses to “F, Zero”

  1. smashpro1 on October 16th, 2011 1:16 am

    FALCON INSTRUCTION!

  2. Ovahdrive on October 16th, 2011 1:16 am

    Sorry Zero, you didn't make the cut.

  3. MasterLuigi452 on October 16th, 2011 1:17 am

    The only reason why I'm laughing so hard is that Shawn you gave the wrong person for the credit.
    It was Alpar who first found it on "Halolz should post this thread."
    And honest to God, I did not send this to Shawn via mail.

  4. Azurik on October 16th, 2011 1:18 am

    How does he drive with a cannon for an arm?

  5. primedawg9170 on October 16th, 2011 1:22 am
  6. EphEphEcksIII on October 16th, 2011 1:23 am

    You didn't crash once. Of course you fail!

  7. LiquidMountain on October 16th, 2011 1:24 am

    He doesn't. That's why he got an F.

  8. Vizardvalor on October 16th, 2011 1:26 am

    Didn't know Zero needed to drive since he can just teleport like he does in every game.

  9. EonofAeon on October 16th, 2011 1:27 am

    Oh hey, I was just wailing on you on the server :P. Seriously though, nice game :P
    ————-
    Pffff I could make that joke….if I had thought of it first…..>.>….

  10. Ovahdrive on October 16th, 2011 1:27 am

    Never bring a gun to a car fight.

  11. smashpro1 on October 16th, 2011 1:29 am

    Go home and be a family gun.

  12. mikeorike on October 16th, 2011 1:31 am

    There's a distinct lack of shades in this post.

  13. ibbolia on October 16th, 2011 1:45 am
  14. AManWithACloak on October 16th, 2011 1:48 am

    What.
    There are much better things than this in the thread.

  15. BTSnoogans on October 16th, 2011 1:52 am

    I hope Captain Falcon didn't set the bar on that driving test. If that's the case, no one will be able to pass.

  16. BTSnoogans on October 16th, 2011 1:53 am

    Well, now there's a distinct lack of dat ass.

  17. Shatman on October 16th, 2011 2:04 am
  18. Exylus on October 16th, 2011 2:12 am

    FALCON PUN(CH)!

  19. Nick Soapdish on October 16th, 2011 2:12 am

    WHAT AM I DRIVING FORRR!?!?!?!!!!

  20. JesterJoe on October 16th, 2011 2:12 am

    It's awesome and all….but…I sent you this rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">
    Is Phoenix Wright not awesome enough? :v

  21. Dimomarg on October 16th, 2011 2:16 am

    …Falcowned!

  22. Doctor Rover on October 16th, 2011 2:24 am

    I guess people thought it was another clever fan video and it flew over their head.

  23. SEGA_Uranus on October 16th, 2011 3:10 am

    Meanwhile in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mr. McCloud grabbed a Power-Up and Toad said, "You got a Star, Fox!"

  24. StompyChar on October 16th, 2011 3:14 am

    FALCON FIRSTGEAR!
    FALCON HANDBREAK!
    FALCON LEFTSIGNAL!
    --
    Oh the Falcon-ity!

  25. Drjolt on October 16th, 2011 3:27 am

    Too bad he ran over dat ass while doing his drivers test.

  26. DrSexington on October 16th, 2011 3:37 am

    Well why did Goku and Picolo need to learn how to drive, when they can fly everywhere faster then a car?

  27. Mask of Problem? on October 16th, 2011 3:57 am

    Finally Captain Falcon is ba-
    *Sees pun*

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/080/538/400px-khan.jpg?1288726660"&gt;
    SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWNN!!!

  28. Roflcopter419 on October 16th, 2011 4:06 am

    I guess it's probably difficult to drive with the Mega Buster still on…

  29. Ryu_Bonkosi on October 16th, 2011 5:13 am
  30. Renkin on October 16th, 2011 5:26 am

    Because otherwise Chichi would have castrated both of them.

    Whatever is the Namekian equivalent for that is, in Piccolo's case.

  31. GazzyW007 on October 16th, 2011 6:07 am

    Maybe cutting off the limbs a few times?

  32. CriticalQuit on October 16th, 2011 6:45 am

    I think this is the first Captain Falcon joke I've seen that had nothing to do with either Falcon Punch, Yes!, or Show me ya moves!

    Too bad it's rather lame.

  33. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 8:38 am

    Dangit jim, He's a pun lover, not a crowd pleaser.

  34. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 8:42 am

    "'IF I WERE TO GIVE THIS GAME A GRADE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?'
    WELL, IF IT WAS A LETTER GRADE, I'D GIVE IT AN F.
    IF IT WAS A NUMBER GRADE, I'D GIVE IT A ZERO."

    ~Metaphor128

  35. HughbertEsq on October 16th, 2011 8:46 am

    Wait have I made a comment yet?
    Oh Okay

  36. Alpar on October 16th, 2011 9:53 am

    Heh, thanks a lot ML.

    Though I could care less who gets the credit really. So long as the original artist gets credited somehow, somewhere.

  37. Alpar on October 16th, 2011 9:54 am

    It's not like Shawn really checks it that often anyway.

  38. Alpar on October 16th, 2011 10:01 am

    …could Captain Falcon's visor count?

  39. TheInsaneWombat on October 16th, 2011 10:40 am

    So Zero gets a free F-Zero machine?

  40. Vizardvalor on October 16th, 2011 10:46 am

    I remember that episode, Chi Chi wanted to be driven around like everybody else instead of being flown to the mall and stuff

  41. Ice_Cold_Water on October 16th, 2011 11:00 am
  42. Ice_Cold_Water on October 16th, 2011 11:02 am
  43. StompyChar on October 16th, 2011 11:06 am
  44. imnutty on October 16th, 2011 11:14 am
  45. TehVortex on October 16th, 2011 11:18 am

    And didn't the cars hover anyway? It's like superman buying a plane ticket.

  46. Deep Thought on October 16th, 2011 11:19 am

    I find it illogical for you to hate this man for his witty humor…

    If I was any less vulcan I'd be laughing my ass off.

  47. Jimmy on October 16th, 2011 11:35 am

    That's very commendable, but Shawn still should give credit where credit is due.

  48. CriticalQuit on October 16th, 2011 11:47 am

    Rageception?

  49. Vosur on October 16th, 2011 12:09 pm

    It'd be like driving one-handed, which is a fail for most driving tests.

  50. JesterJoe on October 16th, 2011 12:26 pm

    But it's not….my friend saw this at Comic Con too :v

  51. wolfpax181 on October 16th, 2011 12:37 pm

    No idea, but I'm sure the balls would end up inert.

  52. Darkangelsv1 on October 16th, 2011 12:39 pm

    Why would someone -1 you? You made a perfectly valid Spock Joke!
    *+1s*
    …that's still not enough!
    *+1's again, but to no avail*
    I'm givin' 'im all I've got, captain! But the numbers won't budge!

  53. Icesickle97 on October 16th, 2011 12:53 pm

    Run, it's Gunzilla!

  54. Apceros on October 16th, 2011 12:57 pm

    Damn kids these days with their cocky smirks and arm cannons.

  55. Skrist on October 16th, 2011 1:04 pm

    The forum that he doesn't moderate works fine all by itself… apparently.

  56. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 1:12 pm

    Agreed. It has certainly been a red X on a napkin within a rectangular indent.

  57. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 1:15 pm

    You crashed once.
    Of course your retire!

  58. C__F on October 16th, 2011 1:37 pm

    "I'm afraid you lacked the drive to succeed."

  59. MasterLuigi452 on October 16th, 2011 2:09 pm

    You have tainted the very existend of Captain Falcon.
    Hope you are proud.

  60. Puubasan on October 16th, 2011 2:27 pm
  61. imnutty on October 16th, 2011 2:33 pm

    mother F***** img src doesnt work for me
    lets try again
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/12/captain-falcon-approved/&quot; &lt;="" img="">
    SON OF A

  62. dope92 on October 16th, 2011 2:41 pm
  63. Ice_Cold_Water on October 16th, 2011 2:43 pm

    I just google things and html them in xD

  64. Ice_Cold_Water on October 16th, 2011 2:46 pm

    (o-o)
    GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
    ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

  65. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 3:02 pm

    No, You haven't.
    You get an F-0% for not doing your homework.

  66. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 3:03 pm

    2X TABLE FLIPPING COMBO

  67. codemaster525 on October 16th, 2011 3:04 pm

    I sent that in a looooooong time ago in email.

  68. KZN02 on October 16th, 2011 3:06 pm

    To get a license?

  69. Deep Thought on October 16th, 2011 3:16 pm
  70. dope92 on October 16th, 2011 3:41 pm
  71. imnutty on October 16th, 2011 3:42 pm

    to find the holy grail!

  72. AManWithACloak on October 16th, 2011 3:42 pm

    Yes. Yes it could.

  73. imnutty on October 16th, 2011 3:43 pm

    <img src="http://rockwritelisten.wikispaces.com/file/view/kanye_west_shades.jpg/195958286/kanye_west_shades.jpg"&gt;
    im happy for you but….kanye has the best shades of all time! of all time!

  74. AManWithACloak on October 16th, 2011 3:45 pm

    But… Zero doesn't need to hide that he has super powers.

  75. AManWithACloak on October 16th, 2011 3:46 pm

    I'd call it "FUception", just on the off chance someone would pronounce it "Fuckception".

  76. AManWithACloak on October 16th, 2011 3:47 pm

    Thats the Zero buster, silly.

  77. AManWithACloak on October 16th, 2011 3:49 pm

    Solid Shy?

  78. JesterJoe on October 16th, 2011 3:54 pm

    To find out the mysteries of this world.
    FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

    And perhaps science too.

  79. Mask of Problem? on October 16th, 2011 4:11 pm

    No, Zangief Shy

  80. Roflcopter419 on October 16th, 2011 4:13 pm

    Or so he would have you believe.

  81. Vizardvalor on October 16th, 2011 4:56 pm

    Its like Sonic driving a car **cough Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing cough**

  82. SirNumel on October 16th, 2011 4:56 pm

    The same way people play chess and answer email with boxing gloves on.

  83. Lord_Science on October 16th, 2011 5:14 pm

    FAHLCON DRIFT

  84. AuraBlaze on October 16th, 2011 5:30 pm

    I don't think we can compare it much to other characters as much as we can simply classify this as Flutterrage.

  85. AuraBlaze on October 16th, 2011 5:33 pm

    … Sliced piece of paper. (I'm using Chrome.)

  86. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 5:41 pm

    What do we want?
    A girl worth driving fooor!

  87. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 5:42 pm

    It COULD. That doesn't mean it IS.

  88. AuraBlaze on October 16th, 2011 5:42 pm

    <img src="http://www.21stcenturypaladin.com/pics/2005/12/caruso_glasses.jpg"&gt;
    *puts on shades*

    I beg to differ.

  89. Marzen on October 16th, 2011 5:49 pm

    The 4.46 rating might disagree with you juuuust a little bit :3

  90. dope92 on October 16th, 2011 6:16 pm

    a dead puzzle piece (flash perhaps?)

  91. CriticalQuit on October 16th, 2011 6:25 pm

    That's because of the people who mash 5 whenever there's any mention of the Falcon XD

    Don't get me wrong, I like the Falcon, and I like originality, but this joke is just a little flat.

  92. captain_falcon on October 16th, 2011 6:27 pm

    YESZ it has

  93. Seto_Kaiba on October 16th, 2011 7:42 pm

    There is a distinct lack of a second SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWNN!!!! for this picture.

  94. dope92 on October 16th, 2011 7:55 pm

    HATER ALERT!!!HATER ALERT!!!HATER ALERT!!!HATER ALERT!!!

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/179/404/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-hater-gonna-hate-but-bronies-never-feel-it.gif?1317183860"&gt;

    now i dont vote. this joke is very badumdah-ish but still, it's nice to see someone thinking outside of the box

  95. Seanhl on October 16th, 2011 8:30 pm

    Same way Samus pilots her ship

  96. Seanhl on October 16th, 2011 8:32 pm

    it involves a mini guillotine or a chisel and a needle and thread

  97. Seanhl on October 16th, 2011 8:35 pm

    well, it wouldn't of been fair, it would of just been a game of sonic vs shadow. well except for tails/that main character from nights who'd just loop around in a tiny circle around the finish line by flying

  98. Seanhl on October 16th, 2011 8:35 pm

    piccolo's GREEN, how would he hide THAT!

  99. Seanhl on October 16th, 2011 8:48 pm

    his moveset is downright awesome, I'm gonna just say this now. that last hyper combo would be awesome to kill Galactus with, unfortunately big G'll get a power boost probably to be even more of an ass to beat

  100. Seanhl on October 16th, 2011 8:50 pm

    wait… that's not how we're supposed to pronounce it, better warn my brother… dammit

  101. Seanhl on October 16th, 2011 8:52 pm

    now use the anti-hate instant matter scrambler (that rainbow deathray dammit!!)

  102. Seanhl on October 16th, 2011 8:56 pm

    try a link
    <img src="http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9551/cdi20link.jpg"&gt;

    OH GOD NOT THAT ONE!!!

  103. Seanhl on October 16th, 2011 8:58 pm

    good Lord, my little cousin watches this too, so now she knows how to snap a neck, hopefully she never learns about the whole "it only takes seventy pounds of force thing"

    …or that she never reads this comment

  104. vash_ts on October 16th, 2011 9:15 pm

    FALCOOOOON…. PUN!!!!!!!!

  105. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 9:52 pm

    The above picture is my reaction to the above picture.

  106. imnutty on October 16th, 2011 10:18 pm

    you bastard….i tried to get this up but it just gave me that damn red X rectangle

  107. CriticalQuit on October 16th, 2011 11:36 pm

    Hey, hey, I'm not hating! I said I LIKE Captain Falcon!

  108. Abum12345 on October 16th, 2011 11:43 pm

    (<.<)
    (>.>)

    ┬──┬︵ヽ(°□°)╯︵ ┬──┬

  109. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 11:59 pm

    2X TABLE DE-FLIPPING COMBO!

  110. Rocker23220 on October 17th, 2011 12:04 am

    Or Sonic riding a hoverboard!!!

  111. Rocker23220 on October 17th, 2011 12:05 am

    It's okay, I sent him that too the day it came out. Could it be that…….

    Shawn doesn't LIKE Phoenix Wright????

    *crowd gasps*

  112. Ice_Cold_Water on October 17th, 2011 12:05 am

    You want some too, bitch?!
    (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□ . )

    How about your damn combo?!

    (╯°Д°)╯︵oqɯoɔ

    C-C-C-COMBO FLIPPER!

  113. JesterJoe on October 17th, 2011 12:07 am

    Yeah, I sent it when it still said it had like, 500 views.

    I think you might be onto something here.

  114. Abum12345 on October 17th, 2011 12:13 am

    HAHA! I'LL FLIP MYSELF BACK UP!!

    (°□°)╯︵(°□°)

  115. AManWithACloak on October 17th, 2011 1:49 am

    I know. I merely stated that it could, not that it does.

  116. AManWithACloak on October 17th, 2011 1:51 am

    Well, with the talking animal people and dinosaurs, he probably doesn't seem out of place.
    Now that I think about it… Dragon Ball and DBZ were actually full of furries.

  117. dope92 on October 17th, 2011 3:49 am

    you gotta know where to get em ;3

  118. dope92 on October 17th, 2011 3:56 am

    then i hit you with the GRAMMER HAMMER!!

    dont use words like "lame" or "flat" then. promotes hatred (especially here)

    embrace the out of the box- ness that this pun has.

  119. dope92 on October 17th, 2011 3:57 am
  120. LiquidMountain on October 17th, 2011 4:08 am

    +41 WHAT

  121. LiquidMountain on October 17th, 2011 4:11 am

    I think it's the ONLY Captain Falcon joke that has nothing to do with either Falcon Punch, Yes!, or Show me ya moves!

  122. StompyChar on October 17th, 2011 5:38 am

    Mate, if she finds this website, her mind will be tainted with horrible images waaaaaay before getting to this comment.

    She also might start to develop a weird Fascination with hats…just saying.

  123. Seanhl on October 17th, 2011 6:12 am

    yep

  124. Seanhl on October 17th, 2011 6:13 am

    Cannot unsee!!

  125. Marzen on October 17th, 2011 8:49 am

    *shoots in the back of the head. Sticks a cigar in mouth*

    That's "grammar".

    *walks off*

  126. Lord_Science on October 17th, 2011 9:16 am

    did someone say, HATS?

  127. Lord_Science on October 17th, 2011 9:18 am

    In Soviet Russia, table flip you

    ┬──┬︵/(.□ . )

  128. MasqueNoMercy on October 17th, 2011 11:17 am

    like a boss, thats how

  129. MasqueNoMercy on October 17th, 2011 11:22 am

    i am not shawn, nor do i claim to be him, but it might be because it's not really a joke?

    its preview of a character in a game, that character may be a joke for a fighting game, but that's it. now this, this is a joke: rel="nofollow">

  130. JesterJoe on October 17th, 2011 12:01 pm

    Explain Meet The Medic then? :v

  131. Leo E. on October 17th, 2011 12:10 pm
  132. TopHatEngineer on October 17th, 2011 12:20 pm

    google?

  133. TomQuoVadis on October 17th, 2011 12:24 pm

    At least it wasn't Crashman behind the wheel.

    Eh?

    Eh?

    Anyone?

    *Cricket chirp*

  134. TopHatEngineer on October 17th, 2011 12:35 pm
  135. MasqueNoMercy on October 17th, 2011 12:40 pm

    but there isn't any game play footage in meet the medic. the video is made as a joke by the creators of the game, it's not a showcase of moves like phoenix wright's intro, which is all game play footage.

  136. straYDoubter on October 17th, 2011 2:50 pm

    Layton vs. Wright

    Betcha can't explain that!

  137. MasqueNoMercy on October 17th, 2011 3:02 pm

    alright

    there isn't any game play footage again, it's not a showcase of moves. if there was a video of she hulk having a court case and losing and suddenly phoenix wright appears to help her in the court case battle in cut scene form, yeah that could probably have a good chance of getting posted

    once again, just assumptions based on post history, not claiming to know what goes on inside anyone's head, just educated guessing

    also thanks for pointing me to that video, i never got a chance to watch it before :)

  138. Ice_Cold_Water on October 17th, 2011 3:28 pm

    GET UP BITCH! IM NOT DONE WITH YOUR RUSSIAN ASS!
    (╯°Д°)╯︵(°□°)

  139. Ice_Cold_Water on October 17th, 2011 3:29 pm

    Frankly I don't give a SSHit! HAHAHA!

  140. M4DD4WG on October 17th, 2011 3:32 pm
  141. Lord_Science on October 17th, 2011 3:45 pm

    Now what gentleman could that be? ::looks in mirror:: ah yes, me of course. I do wonder why a fire extinguisher is doing there. Everyone should know that Pyrotism prohibits the use of fire extinguishers, so why did someone put one in a painting of me?

  142. TheInsaneWombat on October 17th, 2011 4:32 pm

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  143. ProfessorLuigi on October 17th, 2011 6:25 pm

    5X FLIPPING COMBO!
    FILIPPING SPREE!

  144. ProfessorLuigi on October 17th, 2011 6:28 pm

    Easy. The cannon is non-canon.

  145. ProfessorLuigi on October 17th, 2011 6:47 pm

    Burn the blasphemous fire extiguisher quickly!

  146. Jerach on October 17th, 2011 8:43 pm

    Yeah Zero that's why!

    Why are you crying Zero?

  147. Jerach on October 17th, 2011 8:59 pm

    I mean I can already run faster than most cars, I'm really not sure why I'm doing this.

  148. Passerby Boy on October 17th, 2011 10:40 pm

    you don't want your precious hats to catch on fire do you?

  149. JboneDRS on October 18th, 2011 2:42 am

    ಠ__ಠ

  150. Puubasan on October 18th, 2011 7:36 pm

    it couldn't be yamatoman cause we all know how Asians drive!

    DISCLAIMER: I know that race or gender does not effect driving ability this was simply a joke on a stereotype.
    don't hate it was just for playplay.
    got that saying is old…

  151. Puubasan on October 18th, 2011 7:38 pm

    i see your
    ಠ__ಠ
    and raise you a
    ಠ_ರೃ

  152. Puubasan on October 18th, 2011 7:41 pm

    why?
    A flaming hat for the pyro would be amazing!

  153. PortalMan118 on October 19th, 2011 5:05 pm

    *Sees submission* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  154. SonicsmyName on October 20th, 2011 3:17 am

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