Falcon ZING!
By NoPUNintendo, submitted by Alpar
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 16, 2011 · 1:09 AM
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FALCON INSTRUCTION!
Sorry Zero, you didn't make the cut.
The only reason why I'm laughing so hard is that Shawn you gave the wrong person for the credit.
It was Alpar who first found it on "Halolz should post this thread."
And honest to God, I did not send this to Shawn via mail.
How does he drive with a cannon for an arm?
<img src="http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/5109259/img/Symbols/csi-yeah-skyline-large.jpg">
You didn't crash once. Of course you fail!
He doesn't. That's why he got an F.
Didn't know Zero needed to drive since he can just teleport like he does in every game.
Oh hey, I was just wailing on you on the server :P. Seriously though, nice game :P
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Pffff I could make that joke….if I had thought of it first…..>.>….
Never bring a gun to a car fight.
Go home and be a family gun.
There's a distinct lack of shades in this post.
<img src="http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/4/45/Dat_ass.jpg">
There we go.
What.
There are much better things than this in the thread.
I hope Captain Falcon didn't set the bar on that driving test. If that's the case, no one will be able to pass.
Well, now there's a distinct lack of dat ass.
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg/250px-Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg">
There we go.
FALCON PUN(CH)!
WHAT AM I DRIVING FORRR!?!?!?!!!!
It's awesome and all….but…I sent you this rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Is Phoenix Wright not awesome enough? :v
…Falcowned!
I guess people thought it was another clever fan video and it flew over their head.
Meanwhile in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mr. McCloud grabbed a Power-Up and Toad said, "You got a Star, Fox!"
FALCON FIRSTGEAR!
FALCON HANDBREAK!
FALCON LEFTSIGNAL!
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Oh the Falcon-ity!
Too bad he ran over dat ass while doing his drivers test.
Well why did Goku and Picolo need to learn how to drive, when they can fly everywhere faster then a car?
Finally Captain Falcon is ba-
*Sees pun*
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/080/538/400px-khan.jpg?1288726660">
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWNN!!!
I guess it's probably difficult to drive with the Mega Buster still on…
<img src="http://static.allegro.cc/image/cache/a/8/a84edd2244887006e40ec51a01c0fea1-240.jpg">
All of my hate!
Because otherwise Chichi would have castrated both of them.
Whatever is the Namekian equivalent for that is, in Piccolo's case.
Maybe cutting off the limbs a few times?
I think this is the first Captain Falcon joke I've seen that had nothing to do with either Falcon Punch, Yes!, or Show me ya moves!
Too bad it's rather lame.
Dangit jim, He's a pun lover, not a crowd pleaser.
"'IF I WERE TO GIVE THIS GAME A GRADE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?'
WELL, IF IT WAS A LETTER GRADE, I'D GIVE IT AN F.
IF IT WAS A NUMBER GRADE, I'D GIVE IT A ZERO."
~Metaphor128
Wait have I made a comment yet?
Oh Okay
Heh, thanks a lot ML.
Though I could care less who gets the credit really. So long as the original artist gets credited somehow, somewhere.
It's not like Shawn really checks it that often anyway.
…could Captain Falcon's visor count?
So Zero gets a free F-Zero machine?
I remember that episode, Chi Chi wanted to be driven around like everybody else instead of being flown to the mall and stuff
You're grades?
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<img src="http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x399/tmotom/FUUUUUUUU.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
<img src="http://demotivationalblog.com/demotivational/2009/07/ms-paint-photoshop-is-for-quitters.jpg">
this pun has been
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/12/captain-falcon-approved/">
And didn't the cars hover anyway? It's like superman buying a plane ticket.
I find it illogical for you to hate this man for his witty humor…
If I was any less vulcan I'd be laughing my ass off.
That's very commendable, but Shawn still should give credit where credit is due.
Rageception?
It'd be like driving one-handed, which is a fail for most driving tests.
But it's not….my friend saw this at Comic Con too :v
No idea, but I'm sure the balls would end up inert.
Why would someone -1 you? You made a perfectly valid Spock Joke!
*+1s*
…that's still not enough!
*+1's again, but to no avail*
I'm givin' 'im all I've got, captain! But the numbers won't budge!
Run, it's Gunzilla!
Damn kids these days with their cocky smirks and arm cannons.
The forum that he doesn't moderate works fine all by itself… apparently.
Agreed. It has certainly been a red X on a napkin within a rectangular indent.
You crashed once.
Of course your retire!
"I'm afraid you lacked the drive to succeed."
You have tainted the very existend of Captain Falcon.
Hope you are proud.
Like so:
<img src="http://images.travelpod.com/users/jonandvirginia/1.1300958144.driving-one-hand.jpg"/>
mother F***** img src doesnt work for me
lets try again
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/12/captain-falcon-approved/" <="" img="">
SON OF A
<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MNHtBuTfkRA/S-s_O3XPnPI/AAAAAAAAADQ/LOn5xyA2-2o/s1600/falcon+approved.jpg">
I just google things and html them in xD
(o-o)
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
No, You haven't.
You get an F-0% for not doing your homework.
2X TABLE FLIPPING COMBO
I sent that in a looooooong time ago in email.
To get a license?
Get him, fluttershy.
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<img src="http://www.mswordhelp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/word-logo.png">
to find the holy grail!
Yes. Yes it could.
<img src="http://rockwritelisten.wikispaces.com/file/view/kanye_west_shades.jpg/195958286/kanye_west_shades.jpg">
im happy for you but….kanye has the best shades of all time! of all time!
But… Zero doesn't need to hide that he has super powers.
I'd call it "FUception", just on the off chance someone would pronounce it "Fuckception".
Thats the Zero buster, silly.
Solid Shy?
To find out the mysteries of this world.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
And perhaps science too.
No, Zangief Shy
Or so he would have you believe.
Its like Sonic driving a car **cough Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing cough**
The same way people play chess and answer email with boxing gloves on.
FAHLCON DRIFT
I don't think we can compare it much to other characters as much as we can simply classify this as Flutterrage.
… Sliced piece of paper. (I'm using Chrome.)
What do we want?
A girl worth driving fooor!
It COULD. That doesn't mean it IS.
<img src="http://www.21stcenturypaladin.com/pics/2005/12/caruso_glasses.jpg">
*puts on shades*
I beg to differ.
The 4.46 rating might disagree with you juuuust a little bit :3
a dead puzzle piece (flash perhaps?)
That's because of the people who mash 5 whenever there's any mention of the Falcon XD
Don't get me wrong, I like the Falcon, and I like originality, but this joke is just a little flat.
YESZ it has
There is a distinct lack of a second SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWNN!!!! for this picture.
HATER ALERT!!!HATER ALERT!!!HATER ALERT!!!HATER ALERT!!!
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now i dont vote. this joke is very badumdah-ish but still, it's nice to see someone thinking outside of the box
Same way Samus pilots her ship
it involves a mini guillotine or a chisel and a needle and thread
well, it wouldn't of been fair, it would of just been a game of sonic vs shadow. well except for tails/that main character from nights who'd just loop around in a tiny circle around the finish line by flying
piccolo's GREEN, how would he hide THAT!
his moveset is downright awesome, I'm gonna just say this now. that last hyper combo would be awesome to kill Galactus with, unfortunately big G'll get a power boost probably to be even more of an ass to beat
wait… that's not how we're supposed to pronounce it, better warn my brother… dammit
now use the anti-hate instant matter scrambler (that rainbow deathray dammit!!)
try a link
<img src="http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9551/cdi20link.jpg">
OH GOD NOT THAT ONE!!!
good Lord, my little cousin watches this too, so now she knows how to snap a neck, hopefully she never learns about the whole "it only takes seventy pounds of force thing"
…or that she never reads this comment
FALCOOOOON…. PUN!!!!!!!!
The above picture is my reaction to the above picture.
you bastard….i tried to get this up but it just gave me that damn red X rectangle
Hey, hey, I'm not hating! I said I LIKE Captain Falcon!
(<.<)
(>.>)
…
┬──┬︵ヽ(°□°）╯︵ ┬──┬
2X TABLE DE-FLIPPING COMBO!
Or Sonic riding a hoverboard!!!
It's okay, I sent him that too the day it came out. Could it be that…….
Shawn doesn't LIKE Phoenix Wright????
*crowd gasps*
You want some too, bitch?!
(╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . )
How about your damn combo?!
(╯°Д°）╯︵oqɯoɔ
C-C-C-COMBO FLIPPER!
Yeah, I sent it when it still said it had like, 500 views.
I think you might be onto something here.
HAHA! I'LL FLIP MYSELF BACK UP!!
(°□°）╯︵(°□°）
I know. I merely stated that it could, not that it does.
Well, with the talking animal people and dinosaurs, he probably doesn't seem out of place.
Now that I think about it… Dragon Ball and DBZ were actually full of furries.
you gotta know where to get em ;3
then i hit you with the GRAMMER HAMMER!!
dont use words like "lame" or "flat" then. promotes hatred (especially here)
embrace the out of the box- ness that this pun has.
you mean this?
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/140/529/ilvr7b.jpg?1309122615">
+41 WHAT
I think it's the ONLY Captain Falcon joke that has nothing to do with either Falcon Punch, Yes!, or Show me ya moves!
Mate, if she finds this website, her mind will be tainted with horrible images waaaaaay before getting to this comment.
She also might start to develop a weird Fascination with hats…just saying.
yep
Cannot unsee!!
*shoots in the back of the head. Sticks a cigar in mouth*
That's "grammar".
*walks off*
did someone say, HATS?
In Soviet Russia, table flip you
┬──┬︵/(.□ . )
like a boss, thats how
i am not shawn, nor do i claim to be him, but it might be because it's not really a joke?
its preview of a character in a game, that character may be a joke for a fighting game, but that's it. now this, this is a joke: rel="nofollow">
Explain Meet The Medic then? :v
rel="nofollow">Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon.
google?
At least it wasn't Crashman behind the wheel.
Eh?
Eh?
Anyone?
*Cricket chirp*
yes my good sir, hats
<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnfdtuUUTk1qdhvyro1_400.jpg">
but there isn't any game play footage in meet the medic. the video is made as a joke by the creators of the game, it's not a showcase of moves like phoenix wright's intro, which is all game play footage.
Layton vs. Wright
Betcha can't explain that!
alright
there isn't any game play footage again, it's not a showcase of moves. if there was a video of she hulk having a court case and losing and suddenly phoenix wright appears to help her in the court case battle in cut scene form, yeah that could probably have a good chance of getting posted
once again, just assumptions based on post history, not claiming to know what goes on inside anyone's head, just educated guessing
also thanks for pointing me to that video, i never got a chance to watch it before :)
GET UP BITCH! IM NOT DONE WITH YOUR RUSSIAN ASS!
(╯°Д°）╯︵(°□°）
Frankly I don't give a SSHit! HAHAHA!
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Now what gentleman could that be? ::looks in mirror:: ah yes, me of course. I do wonder why a fire extinguisher is doing there. Everyone should know that Pyrotism prohibits the use of fire extinguishers, so why did someone put one in a painting of me?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
5X FLIPPING COMBO!
FILIPPING SPREE!
Easy. The cannon is non-canon.
Burn the blasphemous fire extiguisher quickly!
Yeah Zero that's why!
Why are you crying Zero?
I mean I can already run faster than most cars, I'm really not sure why I'm doing this.
you don't want your precious hats to catch on fire do you?
ಠ__ಠ
it couldn't be yamatoman cause we all know how Asians drive!
DISCLAIMER: I know that race or gender does not effect driving ability this was simply a joke on a stereotype.
don't hate it was just for playplay.
got that saying is old…
i see your
ಠ__ಠ
and raise you a
ಠ_ರೃ
why?
A flaming hat for the pyro would be amazing!
*Sees submission* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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