Falcon ZING!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 16, 2011 · 1:09 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (354 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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Artistic, Capcom, Cray-Z Crossovers, F-Zero, Failure, Mega Man, Nintendo, Robots, Sequential Art, Serious Business

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153 Responses to “F, Zero”

  1. smashpro1 on October 16th, 2011 1:16 am

    FALCON INSTRUCTION!

  2. Ovahdrive on October 16th, 2011 1:16 am

    Sorry Zero, you didn't make the cut.

  3. MasterLuigi452 on October 16th, 2011 1:17 am

    The only reason why I'm laughing so hard is that Shawn you gave the wrong person for the credit.
    It was Alpar who first found it on "Halolz should post this thread."
    And honest to God, I did not send this to Shawn via mail.

  4. Azurik on October 16th, 2011 1:18 am

    How does he drive with a cannon for an arm?

  5. primedawg9170 on October 16th, 2011 1:22 am
  6. EphEphEcksIII on October 16th, 2011 1:23 am

    You didn't crash once. Of course you fail!

  7. Vizardvalor on October 16th, 2011 1:26 am

    Didn't know Zero needed to drive since he can just teleport like he does in every game.

  8. AManWithACloak on October 16th, 2011 1:48 am

    What.
    There are much better things than this in the thread.

  9. BTSnoogans on October 16th, 2011 1:52 am

    I hope Captain Falcon didn't set the bar on that driving test. If that's the case, no one will be able to pass.

  10. Exylus on October 16th, 2011 2:12 am

    FALCON PUN(CH)!

  11. Nick Soapdish on October 16th, 2011 2:12 am

    WHAT AM I DRIVING FORRR!?!?!?!!!!

  12. JesterJoe on October 16th, 2011 2:12 am

    It's awesome and all….but…I sent you this rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">
    Is Phoenix Wright not awesome enough? :v

  13. SEGA_Uranus on October 16th, 2011 3:10 am

    Meanwhile in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mr. McCloud grabbed a Power-Up and Toad said, "You got a Star, Fox!"

  14. StompyChar on October 16th, 2011 3:14 am

    FALCON FIRSTGEAR!
    FALCON HANDBREAK!
    FALCON LEFTSIGNAL!

    Oh the Falcon-ity!

  15. Mask of Problem? on October 16th, 2011 3:57 am

    Finally Captain Falcon is ba-
    *Sees pun*

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/080/538/400px-khan.jpg?1288726660"&gt;
    SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWNN!!!

  16. Roflcopter419 on October 16th, 2011 4:06 am

    I guess it's probably difficult to drive with the Mega Buster still on…

  17. Ryu_Bonkosi on October 16th, 2011 5:13 am
  18. CriticalQuit on October 16th, 2011 6:45 am

    I think this is the first Captain Falcon joke I've seen that had nothing to do with either Falcon Punch, Yes!, or Show me ya moves!

    Too bad it's rather lame.

  19. ProfessorLuigi on October 16th, 2011 8:42 am

    "'IF I WERE TO GIVE THIS GAME A GRADE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?'
    WELL, IF IT WAS A LETTER GRADE, I'D GIVE IT AN F.
    IF IT WAS A NUMBER GRADE, I'D GIVE IT A ZERO."

    ~Metaphor128

  20. HughbertEsq on October 16th, 2011 8:46 am

    Wait have I made a comment yet?
    Oh Okay

  21. TheInsaneWombat on October 16th, 2011 10:40 am

    So Zero gets a free F-Zero machine?

  22. Ice_Cold_Water on October 16th, 2011 11:00 am
  23. imnutty on October 16th, 2011 11:14 am
  24. Apceros on October 16th, 2011 12:57 pm

    Damn kids these days with their cocky smirks and arm cannons.

  25. C__F on October 16th, 2011 1:37 pm

    "I'm afraid you lacked the drive to succeed."

  26. dope92 on October 16th, 2011 2:41 pm
  27. Leo E. on October 17th, 2011 12:10 pm
  28. TomQuoVadis on October 17th, 2011 12:24 pm

    At least it wasn't Crashman behind the wheel.

    Eh?

    Eh?

    Anyone?

    *Cricket chirp*

  29. JboneDRS on October 18th, 2011 2:42 am

    ಠ__ಠ

  30. PortalMan118 on October 19th, 2011 5:05 pm

    *Sees submission* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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