I suggest a new strategy… let the Primeape win.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 11, 2011 · 11:04 AM
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A strange game. The only winning move is not to play…
Or else what? Rip out your arms?
Instead, how about a nice game of che-
……
Oh screw you.
Flip ALL the tables!
The only winning move is Eat Rare Candy before the game :P
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
Primeape used Seismic Toss!
It's super effective!
Enemy Chessboard fainted!
Primeape seems to be flipping out!
Hitmonchan has a Chansey that he's going to have his arms ripped off!
Primeape also seems to be an Absol-lutely terrifying opponent!
I bet he's going to Throh that table out the window, or possibly Sawk Hitmonchan's face!
Some phony challenged me to a game of chess.
<img src="http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1546001&t=o" border="0"/>
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
This must be after Hitmonchan tried the "This pawn was actually a spy" technique…there seems to be a lack of hats though so who knows.
So Chessboard are dark-type? Huh. I thought my Alakazam would be the better choice.
PRIMEAPE used RAGE
It's not very mature
CHESSBOARD was destroyed
HITMONCHAN used U MAD BRO!?
HITMONCHAN got PUNCHED THE FUCK OUT!
Also, great job on the reference.
ORIGINAL TRILOGY FTW.
rel="nofollow">Obligatory.
"The only winning move is not to play… "
Add hats and thats a TF2 idling server in a nutshell…
"Where checkmate meets Primeape" …. oh well it almost rhymes
I'm really surprised that the link isn't broken.
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FUUUCK THIIIS NOOOOIIIISE.
FUCK THIS GAME!
gramma? you win!
Looks like Primeape….is about to go apeshit
This game is over due to TACTICAL GENIUS http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/91263-creeds-tacti…
How due you integrate images/youtube vids into comments?
Dang it! The page header was exactly what I was gonna use for my comment!
Quick! Think of something!!!
Thinking…too…hard…
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┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Guys, we're going to run out of tables at this rate.
How does one play chess with boxing-glove hands in the first place?
(@¬.¬)-@ ( º _ º )
punch
Why are two fighting Pokemon playing chess?
You can't embed Youtube videos in the comments, sadly.
But to post an image, use {img src="URL direct link" /img}.
But replace the { } with < >.
HTML coding.
Primeape: Shawn's new favorite pokemon.
Think again.
Flipping tables like a boss.
More table flipping action?
Yes please!
Sorry for the long post but,
“I threw it on the ground” Gary MOTHER-FUCKIN Oak edition
I was walkin’ through the Nimbasa streets
And a man walks up to me and offers me the newest Pokemon drink
“evolve faster, strike harder”
Man, I’m not gonna let you poison my eevee
I threw it on the ground
You must think I’m a joke
I ain’t gonna be part of your system Man!
Pump that garbage in another trainer’s face
I go to my favorite pokemon stand
And the dude says, “You come here all the time! Here’s a rare candy for free.”
I said, “Man! What I look like? A wannabe?”
I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don’t need your handouts!
I’m an adult!
Please!
You can’t buy me pokemon man!
At the Poke'mart with one of my so called girlfriends
She hands me her cell phone, says I’s my granddad
Man, this ain’t my granddad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I’m Stupid?
I’m Gary Mother-fuckin’ Oak!
My dad’s not a phone!
DUH!
Some poser hands me an oshawott at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Train it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of his pokemon, too!
Welcome to the real world, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like, this, and this, and that, and even this
I’m GARY MOTHERFKN OAK!
Two Gym leader phonies try to give me their medals
GROUND!
Nobody wants your medals, phonies!
Then the two ponies got up
Turned out they had a raichu
And they electroshocked my eevee
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn’t let up
Electroshockin on my eevee over and over
It was screamin’ and squrimin’
My eevee was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can’t trust the system!
Flipping your king is the act of resignation.
Flipping the table is the act of rage ignition.
I knew there was a reason Primeape was my favorite pokemon. We both suck at chess, and get irrationally angry when we lose. Good times.
It's as easy as typing.
Ragequitting. LIKE A BOSS.
(╯°□°）╯︵┬──┬︵ ┻━┻︵┬──┬
Tadah!
"(…)Nobody wants your medals, phonies! Then the two ponies got up(…)"
Woahwoahwoahwoah! Either this is the most convenient typo ever or I'm missing something big here. Now there are pony gym leaders!?
EDIT: Wait…. what's this? A 3 digit number next to my name!?
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THEN IT MUST BE A DUAL-TYPE! CAPTURE IT AND TELL US WHAT INFO YOU COLLECT!
Tous les Tables?
Nope.avi
Not yet anyway.
OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
"SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!"
"Sir can I have a table to demonstrate Sir"
"FINE! BUT IT BETTER BE WORTH IT!"
The table is got
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*The Flipening*
…..Huh!?
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
MILKTAAAAAAANK!
whoops that is a typo
But Seismic Toss always does fixed damage!
I see what you did there…
I don't think so. Our brains have been so exposed to ponies on Halolz that now we subconsciously have grasped their presence as a fact and need.
Now that there haven't been any MLP submissions for an entire page, our brains understood this as an unnatural and dangerous event, and at a subconscious level it starts to throw references to them in the comments in an attempt to avoid a total mental breakout caused by the lack of them on the site.
Oh dude, come on! I know you're using a ditto as the chess board to cheat!
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Shawn, you might as well make a "Flippin' Out" tag.
What? Fighting types aren't able to think? That's probably the Pokemon equivalent of racism.
YYEEEAAAA- <img src="http://bestanimations.com/Military/Explosions/Explode-01-june.gif" alt="">
"Artist unknown." Bull crap. This is definitely Shawn's work.
*Finds link, breaks his spine*
Well, he is now, muahah-
<img src="http://bestanimations.com/Military/Explosions/Explode-01-june.gif" alt="">
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I think shawn just wanted an excuse to use (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
"My dad's not a phone!"
Somebody just made Ness very jealous…and realize just how literally his parents took "phone sex."
Yeah, just ask Strong Bad. He seems to do a pretty good job of it.
Oh, and writing.
*Primeape has left the game due to massive butt hurt*
Because psychic types are filthy cheaters.
Doth thou, Odinson be mad?
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(ﾉº益º)ﾉ ︵ ( ╯.□.)╯
YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
┬─┬
щ(º益º)ノ︵ ┻━┻ (.-. )
AND TAKE A TABLE WITH YOU
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im not sure how anyone can play chess. there are no cards or life points…
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I couldn't agree more.
I see it as hog wild.
The only winning move is to flip the table.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reminds me of my high school chess club, and me and my friends wonder why we were kicked out.
(╯ಠ_ಠ）╯ ┻━┻
*USES MIRROR MOVE*
Right back atcha!!!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#ノ( º _ ºノ)
Chill Bro, have a waffle
(╮º3º)--#
oooo waffle
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/…
*image censored by FCC*
Blue waffle?
*sent to corner o' shame*
THE GAME…you made me lose it. Damn it…
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(╮._.)╯ ︵ #
done
EPIC COFFEETABLE FLIP!
This is a PRIME example of APE-ish behavior.
My reaction to when I found the Gentleman Heavy Fight Club password locked after getting all sorts of epic micspam musics!
How about a nice game of nuclear war?
Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
INDEED, SIR. FORSOOTH, I AM EXPRESSING MY ANGER!
You know….this is exactly why i play checkers.
Je suis désolé, mais vous avez fait deux fautes dans votre phrases.
Veuillez s'il vous plait réessayer.
(-º#º-)
Om nom.
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( ° v°)--╯
PIZZA FOR ALL!
Also, I'm wearing a Unusual Connoisseur's Cap with the Flies effect.
No, GlaDos, I WANT TO PLAY CHESS!!
(by the way, wasn´t it thermonuclear war?)
At least Primeape didn't Cross Chop his arms off.
THEN USE NIGHT SHADE!
Wait…
*vos phrases
Essaies-toi pas ici, la grammaire, c'est mon domaine en anglais ET en français!
MARTEAU GRAMMATICAL!
Sadly, part of me thinks that someone will apply Rule 34 to that last panel.
CURSE YOU, INTERNET!
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We're up to ninety-some comments and none have been downvoted to Superman64 yet? E.T's very hard for me to believe this!
you still don't need that arcade game I told ya about? Remember, we are all winners (somewhere). rel="nofollow">
Herp derp whoops.
Bien essayé, mais ma phrase aurait du être *votre phrase* au lieu de *vos phrases* puisque je parle seulement de sa phrase.
Then by definition, you'd be winning, therefore playing…
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Ironically, I had the same thought as soon as I posted this…
Même affaire. :P
Guys, stop giving the internet ideas.
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I enjoy seeing the table flipping in my address bar.
Check the Halolz group page.
I'd say that Primeape has gone apeshit, but that's too easy.
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Fuck this shit!
You know, it's completely ironic that I am in fact a Christian. (One that admits his own hypocrisy in previous comments.)
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The yaoi fangirls don't need ideas.
They only need a blank sheet of paper and a pencil.
Why not, INTERGALACTIC THERMONUCLEAR WAR?
I already have the chess pieces.
Here you go:
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Awwwww snap, shit just got real!
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ok, that doesnt sound like chess… its more like naval war… but instead of
b1, miss/ water
would be
b1… SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!!
YES
I PRETTY MUCH CRIED WHEN I SAW IT
I got it.
Thanks.
Cartoon ponies ain't got nothin' on this!
They're coming!
IT'S THE TABLE-POCOLYPSE!
SLIM JIM!
KANTO RAGE!
You think we could take out the fangirls if we form an "ARMY OF HALOLZ!"?
I know…. especially because it applies real world physics! Isn't science grand?
Thanks
I sure hope someone doesn't machoke on one of those pieces…..
"I was playing chess with a chum when my chum says 'let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
They're like a HYDRA. Take out one head, and two more take its place.
And they're twice as fast at shipping.
All you can do is run. That, or find Captain America.
He's good at fighting Hydras.
In Unova, they actually have chess pokemon. Pawniard and Bisharp -- They're dark/steel. I assume chessboards are normal type, thus making a full chess set take octuple damage from fighting moves. So much extra damage that it gets a super effective from a move not capable of getting super effective.
Forget rule 34, how the heck do you apply touch rules to that?
And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying…
Mais… mais… Le chat est sur le table!
They're coming to rape our eyes/minds: http://www.wtfux.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-mati…
Yer damn right
Je ne suis pas certain si tu est en train de niaiser, ou si ce n'est pas intentionnel…
BEEF JERKY!
Buy a can today!
Because they got bored of trying to punch birds
Schade, ich war nie auf deiner Seite. Aber jetzt, jetzt unsere Invasion kann beginnen! Generals, in den Tanks zu senden! Frankreich fällt von morgen Mittag.
google translate FTL
Ladies and mentlegen…
The worlds first ragequit.