Ha HA! Accurate. This is rated “M” for Alyssa’s gonna murder me.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 10, 2011 · 5:19 PM
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Hmm... it's that time of year again. Yep that's right, con season! We're hitting the road to meet fans, hock funny t-shirts and give out high-fives!
Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
So much for your ePeen. :O
*slow clap*
Thank guys, that was a joke
I was going to change it but then it SOMEBODY replied!
And yet you will only be spending your Friday nights with one but not the other. Guess which!
I always preferred playing games with my hand anyways.
To paraphrase myself in one of my past comments:
"Being sexist is wrong!
…And being wrong is for women."
Now with 20% more (in)appropriate-ness!
I think its safest not commenting on this submission, but i couldn't resist commenting, so i'll make a comment about not commenting.
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I'm guessing it had to do with a certain forbidden number.
Just an "M" rating? My wife gets a hard "AO" rating for the language alone.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go hide before she knows I said that.
But at least it has boobies, now.
Or the Shining.
I made a meme for yo meme, so you can… do what ever it is you do with memes, so you can do that with… your memes. I don't know how to do this, someone else take over!
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Am I the only one who thinks the Dos Equis guy looks like Bill from L4D?
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fuck it, i cant think of anything good, so here is this:
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Iron Maiden?
OH SNAP GURL!
I think my girlfriend would agree and laugh at this. I'll show her this and post the results tonight.
weird….I only play M games one time every month.
…So women should be sexists?
Wasn't that movie a metaphor for "that time of the month"?
Iron Maiden's not a number, it's a group.
Well, it's also an album.
And also a song. Which I guess makes it a…number?
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The only M rated game that I will ever play…
TF2.
So all along it was a warning…….
So I figured, "Hey, if MemeBase can steal from Halolz, we can steal from MemeBase!"
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HATS: INAPPROPRIATE AS FUCK
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Word.
And this is why gamers are virgins.
I was thinking more along the lines of… rel="nofollow">
Probably.
It isn't fun going the easy way to make a Maiden reference, but I'm a real trooper when it comes to making obscure references for those who haven't had revelations. You might say I like to play with madness, even though it has caused all those wasted years, ever since the age of innocence, of making all these allusions. It really hooks in you, but I'm still running free. You might very well say that I am the prisoner of this dance of death of mine, that I am an educated fool.
One of your favourite non-Steam games, eh?
As he hasn't yet come back, I think we can all assume he has had his head (alliteration! Yay! :D) torn off by now.
Before we all die as a result of our girls seeing this let's take one last moment to reminisce on our manliness.
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Bro tip: if he visits this site, he's probably a gamer too.
I swear you guys can spot a joke as easily as a F2Player who has only played Call of Duty can spot a Spy.
Only i they're sexist in favour of men. amiright?
Oh hey, we're still using this image.
It's going to be here forever, isn't it?
Reminds me of this:
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/k…
"EVERY FUCKING MONTH! GODAMNIT AHHHHHHHHH"
The M stands for…!
OH THE IRONY.
But I guess it's better than being a liberal feminist.
YOU WITNESSED THE BIRTH OF THE MEME; NOW WITNESS IT TAKE LIFE!
Wow, he pulled out at the nick of time.
I could use that to make a joke, considering the subject of this thread, but I won't. I have to disprove the Ontological argument for God's existence in favour of the Cosmological arguments for tomorrow! :D
I don't see any irony there (although, it could be the hair). Care to explain?
Not with that grammar…
Sounds accurate, unlike they're ability to shoot in either of those games.
My keyboard was broken a bit. deal with it. :P
And at precisely 21 hours and 47 minutes Eastern Standard Time on this Monday, tenth of October 2011, I have finished my task!
Considering that my last two assignments worth more than 10% of my grade were both handed in a week or so late (thank you, Internet!), this is quite an accomplishment!
And yet people keep on making him suffer for something that flew over their heads. It's like I'm talking to the X-Box Live community here!
AND TAKE LIFE IT HAS! AND ALL THE GLORY IT BRINGS!
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Drink up that glory!
I KNOW! Isn't it great? -_O
…Monkey Ball!
I hate rated M games but your missing out bra.
*reads submission comment*
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Ha HA!
lawsuit…
Well, I wanted to post this, but it's somewhat inappropriate… http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/0…
I think there are some butt-hurt virgins on the site…
Seriously, it was just a joke.
And just the right age when "Intense Violence" and "Strong Language" start to put more emphasis on "Violence", too. Better get the riot shields, boys! Things are gonna get messsyyy!
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Haters gonna hate, bro. Welcome to Halolz!
I'd comment but Sadface told me I'm not allowed t- oh shit here she comes
HIDE ME YOU FOOLS HIDE ME
It's funny Shawn came to me and asked if this was to much. I said. "Nope! I find it hilarious!" So it at least has one chick approval! XD
What about Comic Mischief?
Don't you mean Earth?
MOVIN' THAT GEAR UP!
WHAT IS IT OTACON? I'M RIGHT HERE!
You don't have to scream my name every time I don't respond to your calls!
If we left in a bra, It would be an M rated game for sure.
Why are you a fat pikachu now instead of a gentleman heavy?
It staggers the mind!
WELCOME TO HATELOLZ!
the person that realized this is already dead
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They'll make a new rating called "MDD" for Mrs. Darth Destro, which is also NSFH.
She laughed, for about 10 seconds.
brb, sex.
My gf loves this because its true
And how did that Space get in his username?
*INCOMING SPAAAAAAAACE REFERENCE*
'Cause women are generally against sexism. And it'd be odd having a man's own game turn at him.
It's like that one dude that makes fun of that one girl that talks on the mic, then a flock of other girls start talking into their mics, making fun of the guy.
he used the space bar
play mh3/SoTC/LoZ/DMC etc. or deal with a girl on her period… I'll take the games
you mean this?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! a grl on teh internet, pics or gtfo (I died a little even JOKINGLY typing this)
Edit: Maybe I didn't specify enough, IT WAS A JOKE!!!!
There's a joke in there about "kitchens" and "sandwiches" if I can think of one…
I always wondered what the M in pms stands for.
Now I know, it was a video game rating!
Madden
I'm guessing I'll get no sympathy from Ike?
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Well for some I suppose this may be accurate.
…well done?
Too big words for me, just got outta 6th form… must rest…
A fine block of references. You must have no fear of the dark-ness that is clever comments.
He does not reside here, but you won't from Kratos, his replacement.
WHY DID I MENTION HIS SATANIC NAME NOOOOOOO-
*is killed by Kratlolz submissions*
Yes, she is on her period, but you are single and lonely. And in the morning she will no longer be on her period, and you will still be single and lonely.
Rated M, for menstruation.
Something like that, but basically.
The Enjoyable Sex Ratings Board (ESRB) knows what's going down.
But sexism isn't a man thinking he's superior to a woman. It's a belief in which a member of one sex thinks that opposite sex is inferior to his/her own.
I think you were thinking about misogyny.
OH SNAP!
Ever since my childhood's end, I have reasoned that I would die with my boots on, which gives me courage beyond the average man's wildest dreams. And although only the good die young, I still believe I am the man who would be king.
Really? A girl? I guess I take avatars a little to seriously.
I know right? Usually i say that until I meet the person they look like their avatars.
but that's what righty is for, I don't always need steam games
I'm a girl and I found this funny. :3
Nope. Definitely not Misogyny. I'm just going to speak generally here, so don't get the wrong interpretation. Either male or female can be sexist. It's just that from my POV, us guys have somehow, have been more sexist. And no it's not because I crack women's rights jokes or anything of the sort. Stopped that a long time ago.
And if not, then you can at least say we've been playing at sexism longer than women have. I'll let time be the tenure here for now, but it can definitely still go either way.
Well that's just bloody ridiculous, ain't it?
You've got the fire to continue to make these puns, and once you get started, then you're running free.
And someone downvoted me.
Sheesh, you people don't read, do you?
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Iron Maiden is also a very effective means of calling Zombies.
Read what? You said you believe men are more sexist than women on a site that more men are on than women. What did you expect.
Opinion: Both sides are ridiculously sexist.
Yeah, there's a double standard. Like, for example, a dude can give another dude a purple nurple but not to chicks, which can totally get away with doing it to a guy without having to cover their chests. Same thing with a bean-dip.
*looks out window.*
God help us all.
I'm a guy too…
Win.