I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 5, 2011 · 12:55 AM
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That teacher is just ASKING to be made into some nice meat.
"Describe the composition of TNT", "Describe the relevance of the golden apple", and "How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had one line of inventory space?" were also later removed from the exam.
I guess it wasn't a crafty enough answer.
Sacrificing grades for Minecraft? Challenge accepted…
Punching trees gives Dick Pound wood!
…
I'm going back to my corner now.
I did just fine on mine.
Should have cast dimension door on the paper…
fucking smartass.
I've gotta side with the teacher on this one…
…some sand or gravel blocks would have made a MUCH simpler door.
That's what he gets for not mine-ding his manners.
Sssssssssay thatssss a niccccce anssswer you gave there….
…too bad you have to repeat the grade now.
All of my CD players are made from diamond.
If I were a teacher and seen that I would've given the student an A because they obviously have courage to do it… which means they are learning. I don't think they teach kids to stand up for themselves anymore… shame.
…be a shame if your test marker didn't play video games…
Pfft.. EVERYONE plays minecraft! Obviously the teacher thought the student's horrid drawing insulted the game.
;)
Maybe the answer would have been correct if he posted how to make the crafting table too. :P
Now just wait until the teacher asks about the process of hat making.
/give player 46 1
You mean that's not how doors are made? That's another mystical thing the internet has ruined for. What's next? You guys gonna tell me that Mountain Dew ISN'T the blood of slain Jotun distilled into a drinkable form by the Norse Gods themselves?
A hat can be crafted in two ways:
2(hat) = hat
or
3(Refined) = hat
THEREFORE:
3Refined = 2hat
DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?! :U
what's wrong with the teachers of today? One can wonder
Wait, wait, wait. If the teacher doesn't understand how to craft in Minecraft, where did the paper come from that the question was printed on? That stuff doesn't spawn naturally, you need to craft it from sugar cane. I think that teacher is hiding something.
Actually I think he got it wrong because it said DESCRIBE how, not SHOW how.
is that…. a black professor layton?
At first, I didn't know what the drawing was either. Then I realized it was Minecraft because of this: <img src="http://3.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/64/11/949221a99401bca404bba8d1e2b94892.jpg">
The rest is at http://www.dorkly.com
More accurately…
http://www.dorkly.com/article/24359/office-minecr…
Anyway, I nearly wouldn't have gotten the joke if not for that. I play Terraria so…it's waaaaay different.
Now you're thinking with Minecraft.
But you should probably stop thinking that way.
But if 3Refined=2hat and 3Refined=1hat, then…
1hat=2hat
Of course, given how much people usually want for hats, that's actually a lower estimate than most.
This reminds me of the Xkcd comic about math and raptors.
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Thumbs up for playing Terraria, but it's not w( ax5)y different.
Bah, that teacher probably plays Terraria, that's why.
People need a more open mind.
thanks for the aclaration, I never played minecraft
Doesn't sound like a challenge to begin with, but that's the stigma of video games of course
Once I saw 1hat=2hat, the picture below came to my mind because I saw it before in a Google image search for divide by zero.
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You know, some people say they block proper education.
It isn't really a sacrifice if it's in bonus round.
By the way, everyone read those two last words out loud.
The old "show your work" adage. You need to present proof your friend didn't build it for you.
Of course not.
Everyone knows the Norse Gods can't be bothered to distill all the Dew. That's what Paladins and Blessings are for.
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I know, right? What a square!
Sorry for being a Grammar Nazi, but your sentence is missing a comma and made me misread what you said.
*"By the way, everyone[,] read those…"
When I read your statement, I thought you were speaking directly to CakeBard and that the word "read" was supposed to be in past tense. Adding in the missing comma would make the statement sound like you are directing it to everyone and the word "read" would be in the present tense. It is surprising how one tiny grammatical error can drastically change an entire sentence.
By the way, Vabolo, thank you for making me lose.
His teacher must have thought him a real *blockhead*. That poor student must have felt *picked* on and his mine-craft related answer *dug* him deeper into trouble. Later the teachers kid got the teacher hooked on minecraft, boy did he feel *sheepish* after that. The next day the teacher went to apologize but the kid came to school strapped down with a bomb and smeared in green paint.
this entire scenario is *Hisssssterical*
you mean gravel can be useful?
Am I the only one who noticed the quote from Billy Madison in the description?
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "
A picture's worth a thousand words.
That scared me for a little bit. Go down partway through this page, to the "Division by zero" section, and you'll see why it doesn't work. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_fallacy
I think this is about as simple as door making gets.
Minecraft logic will not gaurantee you with 100% grade.
I need to be a teacher just to get answers like this on my tests.
It is quite different when it comes to crafting, interface wise.
I know that feel bro…they kicked me out of med school when I marked cooked porkchops as the cure for anything.
Should have answered Golden Apples.
Forever Gravel.
Forever Flareon.
Forever Kokiri Sword.
Forever Mini Mushroom.
Pfff. I use alchemy to create doors in walls.
That teacher must be two dimensional.
TIP YOUR WAITRESSES, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!
Dick Pound 3: Pound with a Vengance
Ah yes, the 2 = 1 thing that noobs commonly post despite the dividing by zero factor, because 2 = 1 only if dividing by zero is possible XD
Dimension Door doesn't actually make a door, just a rift in space.
Or the teacher prefers Iron doors.
I never said I believed it was true, if that is what you are implying.
In all actuality, I was ordering everyone to read those two last words out loud. So what I said (in my mind's eye) was: "By the way, everyone read those two last words out loud. " I did not think, "By the way, everyone, read those two last words out loud." Catching the actual meaning of a conversation in text can be quite tricky due to the lack of non-verbal communication, isn't it?
And don't worry, it's what I do.
Nope, "you" can refer to anyone who happens to be reading. English is screwy like that.
No, no NO!
It's Cake!
Makes sense to me! I'd tell her to say "Don't you know punching trees gives me wood?"
DDDDDDDDD:
Actually, the mini mushroom would be the greatest of all power ups, as once it is done shrinking you, you can then RUN ON WATER. You become Jesus Christ in miniature.
EDIT: Holy intense debate, Batman, one of my comments actually made onto Halolz! Does this count as my first post now?
I can't think of any more puns…I just got a MIND BLOCK.
Good sir, you seem to have an abnormal number of mouths. How DO you keep them all fed?
Niccccce combo youve got there
Ssssssshame if sssssomething happened to it….
psyche!
Not to pick axe these things, but I can't think of anything clever
What are you talking about? The teacher is right, you can't make a door with gray wool, you need planks, PLANKS!
If he and professor badass were to team up the universe collapse into an awesome singularity.
Ah math humor, the perfect topic for a first date. Right?
It's somewhat useful for obtaining flint, which are required to make arrows.
As for doors, both dirt and sand are easier to find, methinks.
i mean after you mine it
You would've been in real trouble if you'd said rotten human flesh.
On at least two levels.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
I mean seriously, can't you just craft a joke of your own and stop mining at Jordans comme-hey wait a stone picking minute!
Or that eating mushrooms won't make us grow, or that having a hat doesn't make you a gentleman or wealthy and rich?
but all these puns are a golden appletunity for us to ender into the world of comedy
That'sssssss a nicccccce combo breaker you got there. It'd be a ssssssshhhhame if ssssssssomeone ignored it.
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Yeah, you can run on water, but you have to ground pound even lowly goombas to kill them.
Also, you can just go right to Halolz and log in with your Intense Debate info and post it right there. If you get an avatar, make sure you put a top hat on it at 69 e-peens.
Or it's impossible to cut down trees with our fists, or cats can't fly through space dressed as a poptart?
Okay, I'll remember that a--WOW, already at 61?! How?! I've been here a week!
And now you're at 65! Nice work!
Thank you.
You know what? If I keep getting random peen-pluses, then I'm going to need somebody who can spare a monhatocle. Anybody?
Edit: Okay, looking more closely, my picture has what looks a lot like a top hat, so I'll just need a square monocle. Anybody want the chance to help what seems to be the fastest 69-er I've seen on Halolz?
I don't see the problem. All the math checks out.
The teachers should at least give partial credit. The kids are thinking, just not in the right area.
+108? Seriously guys it wasn't that funny 0_0
It's not the first time something like this as happened. Take a look at the highest-rated comment for Phoenix Wright: Facebook Attorney.
Speaking of which, that gives me some comments that need my +1s.
"the fastest 69-er I've seen on Halolz?"
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That is all.
I meant the fastest I've seen, not the fastest ever. As far as I know, getting there in less than a week is the fastest top hat and monocle I've seen happen here, though from that I'm guessing you got there faster?
Oh no, that's not it.
Try reading the quoted part with your mind in the gutter.
Then you'll understand my post.