Well what do you know… Wheatley was right! It truly is a battle as legendary as Holmes vs. Moriarty!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 23, 2011 · 9:56 AM
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It will be as epic as Plato vs GIANT STOMPY BOOT!
Or possibly even Archimedes vs STABBY ROBOT SQUID!
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When ancient greek meets present geeks.
GALILEO!
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I hope those are Long Fall Sandals.
This is much better than Aristotle's arch-enemy Relativism.
Him and Space Core should get together some time.
I think the same
Chance and spontaneity has never been so fun!
Or Plato…
Here's their 'epic' battle in the painting the `School of Athens' by Raphael.
<img src="http://abyss.uoregon.edu/~js/images/Aristotle_Plato.jpg" />
What about Nietzsche vs HORDE OF ZOMBIE TREXES!
Or Des Carte vs NAZI ELEPHANTS!
You can just feel the excitement! The brutality! The burning hatred!
Wheatley sure knows how to write awesome fan-fiction!
The student and master in epic clash, funny I imagined Plato to be more metal…and spiky.
http://fusspot.deviantart.com/art/Aristotle-v-MAS… Here's the artist
Aristotle won in the philosophy and intelligence contests, but the combat round went to the Mashy Spike Plate.
<img src="http://loadingreadyrun.com/img/cache/science_black_308x308.jpg">
Damn Aristotle… YOUS JUST MADE SHITS REALZ!
My mind suddenly went here and I had to make this monstrosity:
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It almost makes sense…
Aristotle: I SHALL NOW USE MY SUPERIOR TRIGONOMETRY AND THEOREMS TO DIVERT THIS STEEL PLATE AWAY FROM MY SQUISHY SELF!
CHANGE ANGLE TO 27.6C^2 + 365C^2 = 1295c^2!
OI!
Pythagoras: That's MY Theorem!, git your own you smelly, brainy, psycho-nagery Greek
WHO WILL WIN?
THE SUPERIOR PSHCIATRIC ABOMINATION THAT IS ARISTOTLE?!
OR THE MAGNIFICENT MATHEMATICAL OF WHOM IS PYTHAGORAS?!
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!
Hmmm… he's not wearing the boots… no wonder he was a philosopher.
ancient geeks
Suddenly I can only imagine Aristotle as an Action Scientist, fighting insane robots because he needs to GET THAT SCIENCE DONE, DAMMIT!
His brain can emit highly pressurized brain waves that cushion his fall.
Yes, however those are the same Long Fall Sandals that were given to the control group.
Being a Philosophy Major, I approve.
I always preferred Aquinas vs. MUSHROOMS AND ENDLESS PITS.
Click here to zoom!
*Zoomed picture is smaller than posted picture*
(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ┻━━┻
Η τούρτα είναι ένα ψέμα
Or Sicilian vs. TURTLE
wait nevermind. thats just silly
Galileo
(It's chain time!)
Well, i certainly didn't know mashy spike plates went back this far. This must mean…Mashy spike plates are what bring history together. You know how George Washington had wooden teeth? Mashy spike plates knocked them out. You know how the ocean exists? Mashy spike plates smashed the solid so much it became the ocean.
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O!
To quote the great Aristotle: "All men by nature desire SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
That middle finger looks mighty sharp to me.
Er… ya lost me there, mate.
Mashy Spike Plate…totally a scientific term.
Galileooooo!
Unless you are a celestial object. If not, stay in your respective sub-lunary realm!
SOCRATES VS HEMLOCK!
Oh wait…
Aristotle with a portal gun? Seriously? Maybe I shouldn't have slept through my history classes.
Right up there with that metal dealy that digs food. I hear the common people call it a spoon. Rubes.
Galileooooooooooo!
*Shakes fist at sky*
Or so you thought.
Aristotle knows how to throw a mean argument, and back then, you talked with fists.
Epic beards, genius grins, flowing capes, Roman sandals, and enough science to discombobulate anything conceivable in three-dimensional space.
Stuff like this is exactly why I come to Halolz.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Nope.
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
Perhaps Da Vinci vs ZOOMY BOOMY MISSILES!
Were you expecting Mashy Spike Plato?
That would make him a very…
*shades*
…sharp student.
YEEEP.
He spent all his money on hats, apparently.
*that's just Sicily
There you go.
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
HE IS JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES HIM!
hahahaha… you say that because you never saw "la llama que llama"
a llama… and a phone…
AHAHAHAHAHA! I LAUGH AT HIS POVERTY AND LACK OF AFFECTION!
*Forever alone*
Cant let you c-c-c-ombo br… oh, do what you want, I think im going to watch my little pony…
it seems fun!
I don't know what it says. But it's greek.
Galileo Figarooooooo!
meh, it's all Greek to me.
That's a crusher! We sell those too!
How long have you had this picture, and have been waiting for the day Halolz has a submission related to famous historical inventors/professors?
MAGNIFICOOOOOOO--
NO.
Is it just me or does this look a bit like Robbin Williams?
Thank God his left leg is where it is… Otherwise we would see some existential gonads…
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
Fists are surprisingly ineffective against a metal wall made of spikes.
Uhh, no. IT's just me, Gabe Newell
MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA LET ME GO
This is not a test. This is rock and rooooool.
On the next exciting episode of DragonGreek Z…
Ladies, Gentlemen & Gentletrolls of Halolz, Aristotle has prepared a brief statement in response to Hejiru's accusations:
As the "inventor" of Aristotelian Logic, I present the following counter-argument:
I have a Portal Gun.
Your logic is INVALID!
Thank you.
Ace…?