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Sorry, just thought the guys on the TF2 server would appreciate that…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 4, 2011 · 8:07 AM
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inb4 She never asked for this
…I couldn't come up with anything witty to say, but it's my birthday, so that's cool
unacceptable
Happy birthday then.
Well, admittedly not a Deus Ex fan, so I'd probably better just sit these next few submissions out…
did he ever get that mirror?
Thank you, kind sir. :D
Birthday 1-UP.
It's so hard to find good help these days.
Mirrors: serious business.
For some reason, I imagine Jensen is screaming at the top of his lungs while dragging that body through the building…
1 year closer to DEEEEEEEAAAAATH!
But in all seriousness, Happy Birthday
Roight, where does this "i never asked for this" come from, is it the official meme/catchphrase of DE:HR?
Well since I've been playing a lot of Shogun 2, SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!
Let's see how YOU like being left in storage for 4 freakin' weeks. Maybe next time you'll just get me MY GOD-DAMN MIRROR, bitch!
Saw this a few days ago, honestly pretty surprised it ended up on Halolz.
But, if we're playing some Deus Ex shorts…. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Note says: CALL LANDLORD REPLACE MIRROR AGAIN!!!
What kind of stun gun kills it's victim?!? Maybe she had a heart attack…
LOL hid the body behind the T.V.
I had never even heard of this title before so that's the least of your worries.
Adam Jensen: the man with more skeletons behind a TV than you
They are onto him…
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I asked for that a WEEK AGO LADY!
Ohhhh. Someones going to get an E-mail…
You're not the only one.
I like how Jensen had to leave a Post-It note on his broken mirror to remind him to talk to his landlord about his broken mirror.
…it didn't? Right after he zaps her, and when he picks her up for the first time, you can see a "Zzz" icon in the box that shows up to the top-right. If it had killed her, it'd be a skull icon.
I like Deus Ex shorts.
They're comfy and easy to OH GOD GIVE ME AMBROSA!!
Challenge accepted
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Challenge completed
No, but you know what he did get?
The best Chinese vacation ever.
NO
WIRE HANGARSBROKEN MIRRORS!You can either stun her and hack the computer, or later in the game, she'll leave and the computer will be hackable. They have the mirror. It's been in storage for SO long that the maintenance people are threatening to return it if they don't get the go ahead to install it. She's purposely being a bitch and not installing Adam's new mirror.
Later when CSI finds the body…
Look like this muderer…
*Shades*
was inhumane…
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Ooooh, relevant!!!
Birthday Happy!
its like the "What a shame" or "JC A BOMB" (both from deus ex 1) of DE:HR
because his one liners are augmented
I hadn't either until this latest release.
Hyppa Birhay?
Bitch won't be missed.
<img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/characters/images/gareth_stare_640.jpg">
Bappy Hirthday! I'd give you a cake, but IT WAS A LIE.
He shocked the lady at the desk, and all he did was put her in the closet? Lame. I have a lot more ideas…
<img src="http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll7/Arkghanthand/1275526625817.jpg" border="0" Commander Shepard's RAPE FACE… Pictures, Images and Photos"/>
I like "DEHR" as the official meme. Too bad no one has caught on.
Have you noticed that birthdays are basically an annual cake stipend for not dying? Oh hey, you've made it another 365 days without dying. Here's some cake. Oh and some money, go get yourself something nice. Your friends *cough* have brought you some free stuff, go and thank them.
But then every year you try to forget because your friends are all insane and make a point of blowing birthdays out of proportion, so you have to either beat them to the punch and celebrate your own birthday first, or you lie to them and tell them that your birthday was last week.
But then the next day they greet you with a storebought chocolate cake that they packed full of chocolate pudding, fudge, m&ms, brownies, cocoa pebbles, shaved chocolate, and choco-whipping cream.
You tell them that you really don't really want your birthday celebrated, but then they hand you a black bomber (Irish coffee with scotch whiskey, kaluha, and coffee milk(coffee flavored milk) instead of irish cream.) and tell you to chill out.
Next thing you know, you're eating a double bacon cheeseburger from a vending machine and lose all memory of the rest of that day.
+1 Closer to Godhood? :O
Bitch! I told you "Get me a new mirror!" Whatchoo been doin' here for tha' last week?
Oh, a staring contest?
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'Twere he a Mormon than possibly….
*gets -1'd*
ACK shoulda mentioned that a Mormon belief was that the afterlife was a kind of divine sandbox for the dead person and was granted divine prowess in conjunction to God Himself pleasedontflamemepleasedontflamemepleasedontflameme
Hush You Cur
why cant shoving a dead guy into my closet be that easy in oblivion?
Dude, She's Like, In a Coma!
…no wait, her pulse is gone.
…go ahead.
I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITH THAT. :D
Naw, she's just unconcious. Otherwise, it would be necrophilia. D:
I honestly thought that was a picture of a woman. Took a lot of analyzation to figure out that was a man. (Did I spell that right? Internet Explorer doesn't have spellcheck, lol.)
i have safari.
i have spellcheck, can't turn it off.
And its a pain in the ass when i try to type slang.
You failed to understand the joke i was making…
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"Next few",
Don't you remember the portal incident?
I was using Safari, but everything went black in the window. I NEED THAT SPELLCHECK!!! I CAN'T SPELL WORTH SHIT!!
I can't decide which interpretation of this video I like better:
Augmentation Induced ADD:
Adam: BITCH! Give me my mirror! *stungun*
Adam: Now sit in the TV cabinet until you're ready to apologi- I wanna see the Great Wall! *books a flight to china*
or
Pragmatism
Adam: BITCH! Give me my mirror! *stungun*
Adam: Now, she'll probably bitch at me to let her out when she wakes up… hmmmm…. *sigh* I guess I'll go book a hotel in hong kong….
Well, duh. I had it cleaned out this morning. If that guy can't get his mirror replaced he'll obviously have issues with housekeeping as well.
Yeah, but that was Portal. Decided I had to avoid those ones for the sake of spoilers, which surprisingly, there weren't many of.
Cool story, bro :v
Hey, it's your birthday. You're welcome.
It wasn't a lie. It was just never found.
Funny thing is she's unconscious meaning she's going to wake up later. Now THAT is gonna be hilarious.
I get it
Except for the mirror,
don't fuck with him.
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Haha how did you know that I was raised Mormon? Both my parents are very much religious.
rel="nofollow">this is probably your favorite birthday song
+1 for making me nearly piss myself with laughter
I needed that mirror now! I'll shock some bitches if I have to to get it
*Puts body in fridge* Looks like this was… *Shades* WAS A COLD CASE.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why not use Chrome?
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I don't care about your damn joke
Actually, I was referencing Dimitri Martin. Even though I've been a fan of his since his comedy central debut a few years back, I still think that his show is better than his early work.
And that rambling comment of mine was actually a composite of several things that happened to me this year.
I tend to have rather unreal seeming experiences many times a year, but that's more due to the company I keep than anything else.
It all happened in reverse order and not all in the same day. The cake was for someone else's birthday, but I have a picture of it: http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/pregoisfo…
and here's the cake I got for MY birthday: http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/pregoisfo…
Looks like someone didnt get a birthday this year ;)
If only it were that. I would be ecstatic if everyone could forget my birthday. Barring the conspicuous absence of cake, I really don't care if I get 1 year older. I don't feel comfortable getting gifts from friends, and the kind of celebrations my friends are prone to are sort of… dangerous…
Jensen never asked for that…
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What a shame.
I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite rape joke in the comments!
Snake! You can't do that! The future will be changed! You'll create a time paradox!
Need assistance here!
+1 Because the joke about the other persons joke is bad and to feel bad
Is an actual joke thats funny
Its not fully supported on OS X Lion
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The day after…
So, made any regrettable, but nevertheless incredible choices yesterday?
Did you-PARTY HARD?
Nope. Nothing fun happens when you turn 20. Now next year….. ;P
I love this comment so much
Shawn, you have made Handbanana happy with your comment
<img src="http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/da/85/l34f355710000_1_17158.jpg">
Maybe a little too happy.
Why not use a PC?
LOOK OUT JC A BOMB
What, fun stuff doesn't happen when you turn 20? I coulda sworn that my 20th involved obscene amounts of gambling.
But we have the Sims now!
DO I REALY NEED TO GO OVER THIS AGAIN?
Lucky. I haven't had an exciting Birthday since I was 5. Each year, I got a cake, a present (that was usually up to a month late), and my brother and sister not giving a fuck. However, this next year, I hope it will be different.
Dude party.
Xbox 360.
Gears of War 3. :D
You know how in most cultures, the phrase "may you have an interesting life" is a curse?
Well it really is.
Interesting and fun are not even close to mutually inclusive.