I dunno when AManWithACloak got this message, I just started playing tonight and I didn’t have to wait at all!
Speaking of which this game is pretty awesome, and also free! If you’re interested in checking it out sign up here and add me to your friends list! My character name is Solirue! Maybe we can get some Halolz games going?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 2, 2011 · 2:53 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
(4.86 out of 5)
I think Shawn underestimates how spammed with friend requests he's going to get for this.
Get him to 10k referrals so he can get shipped off to Riot's offices for champ design lol.
Will do! I haven't been on LoL in ages…..I should really get back into it.
I fully support that idea! Quick 10,000 people sign up and get to level 5! I'll have them add Captain Falcon as a champion. :O
So our first LoL submission is what is shown whenever you try to log in when there's a lot of people on (usually after maintenance, I think)?
Also, commence spamming Shawn with friend requests.
Innate: Falcon Fire- After 5 auto-attacks, the next ability will cause fire damage over 10 seconds
Q: Falcon Punch- Knocks target enemy back
W: Show me yo' Moves- Taunts enemy champions in an area around him
E: Falcon Kick- Fly in a direction, knocking any enemies in the path up in the air
R: Blue Falcon- Calls in F-Zero machine through a target direction to knock enemies in the air and stun them on landing
Or for no reason whatsoever.
That and after the million-hour downtime on patch days. Get it together, Riot, damn.
I'd friend him but I'm a gold-rated tryhard rager and it wouldn't be any fun for anybody.
:(
Then again, the idea of a Captain Falcon champion…yes…
Something I made? Posted on Halolz?
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdNZp2vo…
ARGH! Can someone teach me how to embed shit?
Oh, also, I'm Tolnoc in-game.
<*img src="urlhere.com"> minus the *
<img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdNZp2vo9a2DF5CLKNvwg9s3uh24U9JNvZx8GHJ_u9xpHypQj3">
Thank You!
<img src="http://zanecarmichael.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/thank-you.jpg">
You can’t actually get them to add a champion ‘you’ design.
you just get to tweak whatever champion they’re working on in some way, they keep their lore very serious.
indeed a good game for shinanigans, also lookout for Hall Om Mig as it will be my friend request
Yes! I was just wondering when LoL would be part of the "cool" crowd, and by cool crowd I mean that one site that has nothing to do with Halo, but no one cares crowd.
Ya he's op
Oh hey! Shawn finally has 100 E-peen * rel="nofollow">que fanfare*
Btw I'll be the same Bobomberman who adds you in-game :D
Finally people will understand if I start doing LoL quotes..maybe also BoneDaddy19 is my tag for when I finally get in the game >.<
WHERE'S MAH MONOCLE… oh wait I already had one
Get a Gentleman's beard… you cannot go wrong with one.
Or better yet….MUTTON CHOPS OF VICTORY!
So I guess this is HaLoLz now?
THERE'S NO WAY THAT COULD BE RIGHT!
Oh, wait… there is.
To answer your question, Shawn (if it already isn't answered), if there is a time the get overloaded with players, you (obviously) have to wait in line until it's your turn to log in. Riot Games thought it would be a funny reference and added in Over 9000. There are real numbers for the queue though, but if you're above 9000 , then… yeah… you get the idea.
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/151/684/over9000.png?1311256124">
I think I'll drop the obligatory Team Four Star link here. rel="nofollow">
Wait what what …what what LoL?
I…I… what is…hwhat?
and here I thought nobody cared about League of Legends :o
Guess I'll be one of those people sending you a friend invite. My name is Jcranjel in game. I'm level 30, but I don't really play ranked. I'm fully willing to help you learn the game though!
Unfortunately, it doesn't really work that way. Tim Buckley from Ctrl+Alt+Del found that out the hard way: http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20110627/#n2191
Not to rain on your parade or anything…
omg, that's awesome! love this picture! =D
Oh, the european servers. oh…
I HAVE BETTER FANFARE rel="nofollow">
So, much, CC.
"Unfortunately, it doesn't really work that way. Tim Buckley from Ctrl+Alt+Del found that out the hard way: http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20110627/#n2191
Not to rain on your parade or anything…"
SirNumel rains on your parade!
It's super effective!
Shawn did you start playing LoL right when you posted this because my steam told me so. I started in a similar fashion. I didn't sleep that night. I hope you did.
Oh Vegeta, one day you'll realize that smashing all the scouters in the universe won't fill the void in your smashed ego.
My summoner name is lolitsnefel if anyone wants to play. Level 30 and all.
I work at a net cafe though, so its usually co-op vs ai games during my shift, then proper games later.
Also, I like troll builds. Dont expect me to be fully serious. I hope you guys enjoy the game, its pretty fun. I recommend Soraka for rainbow flavoured magical goat-narwhal awesomeness.
Better use that wait time to power up.
Nope.
Completely balanced.
Oh God I just reached 100 e-peen as well!
I'm special :D
Dat Fluttershy's face…
Ah Over 9K joke.
Old, but classical as always.
I lol'd at you lack of knowledge of LoL.
Oh, so you accept LoL but not my Mabi Zangieef punching a bear?
>.>
This'll be fun, either a tonne of newbies to play with, or pros to cry at and ask them to kiss my boo boo better.
Pokey Pierce, level 10. Add me if you want (The name was picked because I was playing with bronies)
10,000 people who will do Tiamat Tuesday? :D
rel="nofollow">Bull rel="nofollow">shit, rel="nofollow">it's rel="nofollow">completely rel="nofollow">balanced.
Even impostors gain the awesome.
Shawn, word of advice from someone who has hit 30 , I saw your rune page and thought this might help
Before you hit level 20 don't buy runes
tier 1 and 2 runes suck and you will regret it later
Use your IP for champs till 20, then buy runes which will be tier 3
Also rule of thumb for runes is to buy primary ones (except in rare cases like for tryndamere)
Marks (red)- AD Armor Pen Magic Pen Attack Speed
Seals (yellow)- Armor HP Dodge Mana Regen HP Regen
Glyphs (Blue) -- Ability Power Magic Resist Cooldowns MP Energy (for ninjas and Lee sin, the chuck norris of the game)
*in the back room*
Man 1: Huh, looks like shawn hit 100 e-peen.
Man 2: 100 E-PEEN?!?
Man 3: *puts on sunglasses* Activate it.
Man 1: But sir!
Man 3: Yes, that means that courage Kratos will be added to the Halolz Pantheon.
Man 2: That's madness.
Man 3: We have Falcon, Wolf and The Spy up there already… I'm sure they can handle him.
*Presses Button*
<img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTogUsdnhbzmTQpvVfqs3gd2Wm0mkEuNdVPHcBPZvT4hc9K4H15g&t=1">
Depending on how soon you log in after an update comes out, you may see this window quite a bit.
THE GOATEE OF MANLINESS!!!
I saw the word pantheon
and could only think of Man drop
Something tells me you would enjoy Gentleman Cho'Gath: rel="nofollow">
Legendary skin for Lee Sin perhaps?
Oddly enough, ads on the side of the page at the moment are LoL ads.
I think you took my words a little out of context.
Soon…soon…
Add my fat ass. BlindEye The Mag.
I play a mean Singed. "Mix mix swirl mix."
Poison Gas + AP + Magic Pen = Trollface.jpg
Chase me, I dare you!
Yeah, I'd hate this guy.
(P.S. SCREW YOU, ANNIE)
With this submission, we have discovered that almost EVERYONE HERE plays LoL.
Go figure.
Nappa: THERE'S NO WAY THAT COULD BE RIGHT!
here's proof:
<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Gwg_CUzB4rQ/TOFtVdfhUnI/AAAAAAAAAoo/SyGn8CJUGQ0/s1600/over+8000.jpg">
gettin'… somewhere…
Lawl. I wonder if that was intentional
*Sigh* Unfortunately, LoL is cursed with the same aura that follows WoW.
I once had a cousin who used to come over to play video games very often. He was like a best friend within the family. He was, at least.
We tried out LoL together. I myself didn't deeply get into it. He on the other hand… Ever since he started playing LoL at the beginning of Summer, however, he hasn't stopped. He lost all contact with his older friends, and I think I've heard from his mom that his grades started to go down at the end of the year as well. Every time I talk to him it's "Oh sorry I'm in the middle of League of Legends" or "I was just about to get on League of Legends". I would invite him over, but every time he'd make an excuse to say no, just to play more LoL. The man even went as far as to say he needed two whole days just to find school supplies just to say no…
I miss him dearly. LoL players, please play in moderation, for the sake of those around you.
<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhb7so4A2P1qfj9qho1_400.jpg">
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OOOOOH I get it.
I LOVE IT!!!
he knows too much
And this is Vageta. He was a log-in… bitch
You fool, you crossed the memes! You've doomed us all!
PUNS FOR THE PUNS GOD!
LoL is going super Saiyen!
Admins, what does the ban count of your servers say about it's power level?
…we shall strike their weak points…for MASSIVE DAMAGE…
YES! I was waiting for someone to spot that!
"Cookies always work, right?"
If not, you could always try CUPCAKES!
Well dip me in shit and roll me in bread crumbs. People here DO play games!
Ooh, America got it double wrong! Vegeta didn't even shout it! He calmly said something else! Tsk Tsk translators.
I prefer jumping out of the bushes with Warwick and firing off his ult. I've ripped half of the health bar off of tanks with that thing.
I'll have my Warwick eat your goat-narwhal next time we meet.
*Saiyan
…this makes me think: When was the last time we had a submission with a meme?
AND THUS FALLS THE GRAMMAR HAMMER
Your position: 8999
:(
LOLZ FOR THE LOLZ THRONE!
HOW DID YOU DIE 14 TIMES AS SION!
(checked your lol profile)
<img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/20/ab25e99c-cf26-4825-98db-d4f012aa6421.jpg">
(replace sims with lol)
He played Sion like he was master yi :O
Attack Speed Crit and AD
I think we should post general lol strategies on the forums so people can understand how each champ works with the current buffs/nerfs each has had
I've seen this before on 4chan! Can't remember when…
Either way, IT'S OVER 90- 404 NOT FOUND.
BTW, did Kratos ever take down Jesus like he said he would?
Nappa: Hey Vegeta, are we logged in yet?
Vegeta: No.
Are we logged in yet?
No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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NO!!!!! GOD DAMMIT NAPPA!!!
It really does depress me how much people in the video game community completely shut out the idea of video game compulsion being a problem. You have my sympathies, bro.
SOULPATCH OF THE SOVEREIGN!
An addiction remains an addiction, no matter how the matter in question is questionable.
.
THE EYEBALL OF JUSTICE!!
Are we logged in yet?
No.
Are we logged in yet?
No.
Are we logged in yet?
No.
Are we logged in yet?
YEEEEES.
……yaaaaaay…
Depends… is this our first League of Legends submission?
and suddenly he realizes he knows nothing about league of legends
My friend did this. His neighbour with the unprotected wifi moved away. He doesn't have internet anymore. It's for the better.
If Vegeta reacted that badly to finding out his position in the login queue is over 9,000, I don't want to be around when he finds out how long it will take before he can log back in again.
I love this game is like dota but in this case i understand how to play it!
P.S: Nemb94 ingame NA server
LAUGH! SNICKER! LOL!
LAUGH! SNICKER! LOL!
I was only trying to make a point!
Yeah, because, according to some people I know, 4/6/18 with Warwick sucks.
Do ponies count?
A LoL submission?
<img src="http://gmodidiotboxfanclub.weebly.com/uploads/3/8/2/3/3823373/1482370.jpg">
Doubt it
<img src="http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/15/17271000/ngbbs48b0580b9af17.jpg">
Then why didn't you find one that said lol? Theres bound to be one already on the interwebs.
Over 9…days.
I can't find one with my amazing lurking skills,
and why is this thumbs down?
rel="nofollow">You try to be funny, but you failed…
Nope. My Little Pony isn't a meme.
here you go
<img src=http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9740191.jpg>
<img src=http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9740223.jpg>
Don't you mean Japan got it wrong? :P
My mom did the same thing… except with the facebook version of cube crash… she has completely shut herself out to others, except those who chat with her on facebook…
I also lost my grandmother, aunt and uncle to a facebook garden game… My family has been ruined by videogames…
Macs aren't terrible,
they are just expensive for computers with basically no viruses.
Halo was already dead…
<img src="http://aznbadger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/kenshiro.gif?w=283&h=279">
Farmville?
Vegeta: "Of COURSE it's broken Nappa!!! I JUST crushed it in the palm of my hand!!!"
Nappa: "Well, why did you go and do that Vegeta?"
Vegeta: "Because it can't be right, and it must be broken."
Nappa: "But you just broke it!!!"
Vegeta: "…"
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Nappa is probably a brony.
They have ONE BUTTON CLICK MOUSES…that to me is a failure right there.
rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Gates vs. Jobs
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Gates vs. Jobs II
Why do i need to see this Shit?
Why are you starting a war?
Why are you defending yourself when this has nothing to do with you?
Idc if u think pc is better, I'm happy about switching to mac.
But can I have a community that does not care about what operating system you have, but one that can hold hands and can enjoy the internet
<img src="http://www.lilithgallery.com/articles/images/Martin-Luther-King-04.jpg">
…without people saying:
"Oh macs SUCK BLAH BLAH BLAH (no actual reason given), pc is awesome cause it has more games BLAH BLAH"
<img src="http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/noob.jpg">
Neither is Milhouse.
<img src=http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9748306.jpg>
So then….
<img src="http://i644.photobucket.com/albums/uu166/4X3L/Animated%20Gifs/Forum-StopPosting.gif">
BANDWITH EXCEEDED ALL THE WAY! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Did you just cross another meme into it!?
Doesn't an english company translate it for america?
Means i need to stop using photo bucket to post gifs :(
Linking that video is getting worse than the "shut up and take my money!" pic.
It's not old, it's just VINTAGE.
I'm not the ONLY person on earth who finds nothing all that appealing about LoL, am I? The gameplay just… Isn't my thing… DOTA always looked like an RTS except the AI was the commander and you were the "hero" with a mind of its own (so controls were a little more focused and a lot more… boring.) The story is uninteresting as it's basically (and admittedly) an excuse plot, the areas leave nothing to the imagination (don't want sandbox-level exploration, but want to discover unique landscapes as I go) and the matches look and sound super repetitive. The developers are also lazier for balance then Blizzard; "oh if someone is op you can just ban the champion, we don't want to think about how to fix him (or others) and don't care if no one is able to play as him ever. we can pass it off as an 'interesting metagame aspect!'"
The reason I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't care about the game is because I'm shunned by EVERYONE I know who plays it, just cause I don't take an interest in it (and don't care when people blab on about it.) I even get insulted by the same people for still playing WoW (which they quit because, and they admit, they're terrible at) or some other game.
SPORK OF CONDESCENSION!