GOOD NIGHT, IRENE!

I tol’ ya don’t touch that darn thing! And by thing I mean the entire east coast.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 27, 2011 · 3:52 AM 
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64 Responses to “GOOD NIGHT, IRENE!”

  1. Fearow on August 27th, 2011 4:28 am

    If I don't comment in the next two months, I'm probably dead. HAVE AT YOU IRENE!

  2. RemielChibus on August 27th, 2011 3:29 am

    And yet, I can't think of anything else but how big a target that Engineer's head is for sniping…

  3. VyseRogueKing on August 27th, 2011 4:34 am

    I can see this unfolding in my head and it is beautiful.

  4. Darkangelsv1 on August 27th, 2011 4:38 am

    IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS ONLY THE ENGINEER.
    MANY MOONS PASSED, AND OTHER CLASSES CAME. AND IT CAME TO PASS, THAT THEY GOT LEGENDARY MOVES ONLY KNOWN AS "TAUNT KILLS".
    THE ENGINEER SAW IT WAS GOOD, BUT HE LACKED ANY.
    SO HE CALLED UPON HIS TOOLS OF DESTRUCTION AND CREATED A GUITAR.
    THE ENGINEER SAW IT WAS GOOD, AND WITH A SWIFT MOVE, AND THE SHOUT "Good Night, Irene!", HE SHAPED THE FORTRESSVERSE.
    THE ENGINEER SAW IT WAS GOOD.
    THUS CONCLUDES THE FIRST AGE OF TF2.

    The next chapter is…. grim.
    Spoilers: It involves F2P.

  5. BTSnoogans on August 27th, 2011 4:38 am

    Yes. Hit the hurricane with a guitar. There's no reason why it shouldn't work.

  6. Zyquux on August 27th, 2011 4:38 am

    Looks like our admins are abusing noclip again.
    ALL HAIL THE ENGIE GOD, DESTROYER OF HURRICANES.

  7. UndeadLex on August 27th, 2011 5:40 am

    Spy also back-stabbed the Virginia "quake."

  8. The_AntiVillain on August 27th, 2011 6:16 am

    Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems.

    Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

    I solve practical problems.

    Fr'instance…How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

    The answer… use a guitar. And if that don't work… use more guitar.

    Like this Flying V with a whammy bar, designed by me…

    …Built by me…

    …and you'd best hope…not playing at you.

  9. KungFuDeli on August 27th, 2011 6:33 am

    Take it in east coast. This may be the last Halolz you see for some time so post, post long and hard. Post fast, but not to fast or that girl in your bed will laugh at you. You're lucky she's a Halolz fan or she'd be laughing at you right now. And thank your lucky stars you met a girl that hot and get's your obscure internet references though she's probably imagining you with a English accent. My point is fake the English accent if you aren't British so she doesn't have to imagine it. Be considerate man. And fucking give her some smooches too.

  10. Dycro on August 27th, 2011 6:34 am
  11. Vosur on August 27th, 2011 7:15 am

    I think that he's just venting some stress by attacking a force of nature. Just listen to him…. http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/2/2c/Engineer_negativ

  12. Ovahdrive on August 27th, 2011 7:21 am

    Good night. Wait, my name's not Irene! YOU FILTHY CHEATER!

  13. EonofAeon on August 27th, 2011 7:50 am

    Everyone who laughed and/or chuckled at this…I'll see you in hell, my friends…

  14. meinmattias on August 27th, 2011 8:02 am

    His sentry probably won't work; why not a guitar?

  15. TheAl41 on August 27th, 2011 8:05 am
  16. Jimmy on August 27th, 2011 8:21 am

    Irene has everyone in a tizzy, but you know, I was always more fearful of hurricane Ike…
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/hurricaneike.gif"&gt;

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/stormike.JPG"&gt;

    …even though I'm up in the North Eastern part of 'Merica.

  17. Redzeroine on August 27th, 2011 8:31 am

    I guess you could say that the Engineer is a real Force of Nature. . .

    Now to hide in my corner and wait for this to blow over.

  18. primedawg9170 on August 27th, 2011 9:10 am

    I thought it was because Captain Falcon decided to go Skydiving…

  19. TheInsaneWombat on August 27th, 2011 9:18 am

    Engy misses, Hurricane gets pissed and starts chasing Engy, who leads it to the RED spawn, where he has set up a sentry nest.

  20. CriticalQuit on August 27th, 2011 10:52 am

    Why would Engineer care? He's safe over in Texas.

    Our more troubled Bostonian friend might want to help. Can the Force-A-Nature counter a force of nature? No?

    Scout: Aw, crap.

  21. CriticalQuit on August 27th, 2011 10:54 am

    Also, as a Marylander who owns a generator, haha, we're not gonna get too hurt by the storm, unless Verizon service goes down and then we have no internets.

  22. PortalMan118 on August 27th, 2011 12:10 pm

    What's the spy suppose to sap here!?

  23. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 27th, 2011 1:13 pm

    And all the while I get to laugh as my brother is stranded in the Orlando airport for a day.

    And if you're reading this, Irene! YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON THE BLIZZARD OF '77. ERIE'S SHORES ARE UP FOR ANYTHING, MOTHERFUCKER!

  24. Vabolo on August 27th, 2011 1:43 pm
  25. Cake Core on August 27th, 2011 2:33 pm
  26. VaultLegend on August 27th, 2011 4:06 pm

    Its times like these that it pays to live in "Middleoffuckinnowhere", Illinois.

  27. SadFace298 on August 27th, 2011 5:44 pm

    I made this joke a week ago!

  28. AManWithACloak on August 27th, 2011 5:45 pm

    F*** Irene.
    I LIKE IKE!

  29. coltsman88 on August 27th, 2011 10:24 pm

    And if that don't work… use more gun.

  30. Maeth42 on August 28th, 2011 1:02 pm

    Surprised no one's singing the song in here.

  31. KZN02 on August 28th, 2011 1:31 pm

    Can't let you do that, Irene.

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