I tol’ ya don’t touch that darn thing! And by thing I mean the entire east coast.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 27, 2011 · 3:52 AM
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Meteor? What meteor, this is how the dinosaurs became extinct. A giant engineer's frontier justice taunt.
If I don't comment in the next two months, I'm probably dead. HAVE AT YOU IRENE!
And yet, I can't think of anything else but how big a target that Engineer's head is for sniping…
I can see this unfolding in my head and it is beautiful.
IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS ONLY THE ENGINEER.
MANY MOONS PASSED, AND OTHER CLASSES CAME. AND IT CAME TO PASS, THAT THEY GOT LEGENDARY MOVES ONLY KNOWN AS "TAUNT KILLS".
THE ENGINEER SAW IT WAS GOOD, BUT HE LACKED ANY.
SO HE CALLED UPON HIS TOOLS OF DESTRUCTION AND CREATED A GUITAR.
THE ENGINEER SAW IT WAS GOOD, AND WITH A SWIFT MOVE, AND THE SHOUT "Good Night, Irene!", HE SHAPED THE FORTRESSVERSE.
THE ENGINEER SAW IT WAS GOOD.
THUS CONCLUDES THE FIRST AGE OF TF2.
The next chapter is…. grim.
Spoilers: It involves F2P.
Yes. Hit the hurricane with a guitar. There's no reason why it shouldn't work.
Looks like our admins are abusing noclip again.
ALL HAIL THE ENGIE GOD, DESTROYER OF HURRICANES.
The power of rock has done crazier things.
Spy also back-stabbed the Virginia "quake."
Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance…How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer… use a guitar. And if that don't work… use more guitar.
Like this Flying V with a whammy bar, designed by me…
…Built by me…
…and you'd best hope…not playing at you.
^knows enough about guitars (which i know almost nothing of) to know engineer is holding an acoustic guitar and not an electric referenced in the post
Take it in east coast. This may be the last Halolz you see for some time so post, post long and hard. Post fast, but not to fast or that girl in your bed will laugh at you. You're lucky she's a Halolz fan or she'd be laughing at you right now. And thank your lucky stars you met a girl that hot and get's your obscure internet references though she's probably imagining you with a English accent. My point is fake the English accent if you aren't British so she doesn't have to imagine it. Be considerate man. And fucking give her some smooches too.
http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/f/f2/Engineer_taunts0… Suitable?
I think that he's just venting some stress by attacking a force of nature. Just listen to him…. http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/2/2c/Engineer_negativ…
Good night. Wait, my name's not Irene! YOU FILTHY CHEATER!
<img src="http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/2646/efb2fb5026cfe813f60e6a7.jpg" />
Everyone who laughed and/or chuckled at this…I'll see you in hell, my friends…
His sentry probably won't work; why not a guitar?
rel="nofollow">The demo version of this.
Irene has everyone in a tizzy, but you know, I was always more fearful of hurricane Ike…
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/hurricaneike.gif">
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…even though I'm up in the North Eastern part of 'Merica.
I guess you could say that the Engineer is a real Force of Nature. . .
Now to hide in my corner and wait for this to blow over.
Such as summoning a car and the Hindenburg, build a stage, increases morale and melts your face. Just ask Jack Black.
I thought it was because Captain Falcon decided to go Skydiving…
Engy misses, Hurricane gets pissed and starts chasing Engy, who leads it to the RED spawn, where he has set up a sentry nest.
Because adding TF2 voices, no matter how badly placed or old they are, is always funny.
No.
"I fight for my hurricane friends."
Why would Engineer care? He's safe over in Texas.
Our more troubled Bostonian friend might want to help. Can the Force-A-Nature counter a force of nature? No?
Scout: Aw, crap.
You actually played Brutal Legend? Even with Jack Black, bleugh.
Also, as a Marylander who owns a generator, haha, we're not gonna get too hurt by the storm, unless Verizon service goes down and then we have no internets.
rel="nofollow">In the beginning!
Back in 1955
Man didn't know about a Rock'n'Roll show
And all that jive
White man had the Schmaltz
Black man had the blues
No one knew what they were going to do but Tchaikovski had the news
He said let there be light!
And there was light.
Let there be sound!
There was sound.
Let there be drums!
There were drums.
Let there be guitar!
Theer was guitar.
Ooooh, let there be rock!
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
Oh sorry, that's my reflex to any AC/DC song.
What's the spy suppose to sap here!?
Goddammit, you beat me to it!
And all the while I get to laugh as my brother is stranded in the Orlando airport for a day.
And if you're reading this, Irene! YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON THE BLIZZARD OF '77. ERIE'S SHORES ARE UP FOR ANYTHING, MOTHERFUCKER!
I did an actual school project in my Ethics and Religious Cultures class on this song. It was pretty rad.
I just realized that the name of North-Carolina's local NHL team is a pretty good example of situational irony.
Still not as bad as Superman 64.
Like Heavy says, More rubble, less trouble.
+1, due to that being a much better comment than my own. :3
Kay, this does not look good here, um…
1+ for cat face
Its times like these that it pays to live in "Middleoffuckinnowhere", Illinois.
Nothing is.
Well, MAYBE Aquaman, but it's close.
Also, I played Brutal Legend as well. Loved it.
I made this joke a week ago!
F*** Irene.
I LIKE IKE!
So you're saying that the project…
*Shades*
rocked?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
As a southerner, I can only laugh. It's how I make it through every hurricane season.
You mean laugh while responding with "COME AT ME BRO!!!" right?
It's too bad that scouts never get any help from the medic.
Also: Critical you need to give that picture a top hat and monocle!
And if that don't work… use more gun.
Standing outside in pajamas yelling at hurricanes all season long
like a crazy man
and a baws
HAAX!
Wait…
I make it through hurricane season by living away from the East Coast
i enjoy the water….
really? here?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Plus one for Tough Guy's Toque.
Nah, I flunked it. Apparently, headbanging and immitating Bon Scott in front of a classroom of 36 does not a good presentation make.
Hrm. Talking like Yoda, I am.
Dammit. To think about the hours I've lost to the TVTropes game.
Surprised no one's singing the song in here.
Can't let you do that, Irene.
Hey, I resent that. It was a good game. Gameplay got iffy, but the plot was of great quality for the most part. Dialogue was amazing.
All in all, a Double Fine game.
Plus one for having a beard.
Grimdark?
Here I am.
It is a one-hit kill, dude…
"All your heads look bloody 120 miles tall!"