You have to admit his arsenal is starting to contradict his personal business philosophies from the Meet The Sniper video!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 26, 2011 · 3:50 PM 
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78 Responses to “BE POLITE, BE EFFICIENT”

  1. Ice_Cold_Water on August 26th, 2011 3:25 pm

    <img src=http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/127372-snipe.jpg>
    I don't know if someone already posted this, but here we are.

  2. Link Lab on August 26th, 2011 4:00 pm

    Well, it may not polite but no one can deny that Jarate is pretty efficient.

  3. BlurrySandwich on August 26th, 2011 4:05 pm

    Well, it could be worse
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/halolzcom-halo3-flamethrowerpee.jpg"&gt;
    also, inb4haloinmyhalolz

  4. Doctor Rover on August 26th, 2011 4:05 pm

    Well Human urine does work well as an astringent.

    (A fancy term for a substances that tightens up the skin)

  5. Gearheadmk2 on August 26th, 2011 4:07 pm

    Well, how else is he gonna get rid of it?

  6. Drjolt on August 26th, 2011 4:07 pm

    Guys, why are you all so creeped out? It's nature's lemonade. *Sip*…And this isn't lemonade.

  7. Link Lab on August 26th, 2011 4:09 pm

    There is such a thing as being rel="nofollow">too efficient.

  8. BlurrySandwich on August 26th, 2011 4:09 pm

    Is it necessary to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste

  9. DTurboKiller on August 26th, 2011 4:13 pm

    Didn't you know? This wonderful urinesque fragrance does wonders to people!

    Is your wife getting uglier by the minute? Or is that fella just damned annoying? A bottle of concentrated piss solves every problem!

  10. Leo E. on August 26th, 2011 4:18 pm

    Bloody Spy hangin' around
    Better throw my own piss

  11. CapnJakeBob on August 26th, 2011 4:18 pm

    I saw the Twitter post in all caps, I even thought "This is gonna be one of THOSE pictures with the sniper talking about piss".

    And thus were my powers of fortune proven.

  12. RemielChibus on August 26th, 2011 4:21 pm

    That's how we say "hello" in Australia.

  13. Oddwan on August 26th, 2011 4:24 pm
  14. KungFuDeli on August 26th, 2011 4:32 pm

    Contradicting as it may be, at-least the medic's actually sterile now

  15. PortalMan118 on August 26th, 2011 4:36 pm

    Where we come from that's how we say 'Hello'.

  16. BTSnoogans on August 26th, 2011 4:37 pm

    *Typing away at computer* When suddenly…
    Sniper: JARATE!
    *I get all piss-jarred in the face*
    Me: Aww. Pftth. Pffth. Eww. *cough* That wasn't polite at all.

  17. CakeBard on August 26th, 2011 4:41 pm

    Grass grows, Birds fly, and Brutha?
    I throw questionably replenishable white liquids at people.

  18. UndeadLex on August 26th, 2011 5:02 pm

    Throwin' Piss. Like an Aus.

  19. TheInsaneWombat on August 26th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Courage Sniper just drinks a lot of water. And has an unlimited supply of jars.

    Shut up! Being funny is hard!

  20. mikeorike on August 26th, 2011 5:29 pm

    Mom, I'm not a maniac, I'm an assassin! Well the difference being, one throws piss at people and the other is mental sickness!

    I'll let you figure out which does what :D

  21. AManWithACloak on August 26th, 2011 5:32 pm

    My question is why doesn't jarate do damage when it hits people?I mean, you are hurling a glass jar at the person with enough force for it to shatter on impact. That should hurt like hell.

  22. Trogador on August 26th, 2011 6:04 pm

    Pissin's a good job mate!

  23. Marzen on August 26th, 2011 6:09 pm

    Next round, a shot goes off and I

    PISS IN A JAR

  24. HughbertEsq on August 26th, 2011 6:21 pm

    Weeeeeeeell he does have a plan to kill everyone he meets, so fair's fair I guess

  25. Alpar on August 26th, 2011 6:47 pm

    The Sniper is honoring his enemies' deaths by choosing to gracefully finish them off with the assistance of the masterful martial art revered to as Jarate, which has been passed down for the last couple years, and you ignorant slimes dare call it impolite?!

    Bollocks! On all of you uncultured swine and this submission!

  26. Artakha on August 26th, 2011 7:27 pm

    I can't help it when a PISSED sniper has to throw his urine to show dominance. When his H-PEE is low, he can he can sit in a corner, PISSIN' his time away.

    Those were all terrible puns. Now I'm going to sit in the corner and think about what I just said.

  27. KZN02 on August 26th, 2011 7:55 pm

    Urine Trouble indeed.

    Don't forget he can shoot it too.

  28. TCC on August 26th, 2011 8:00 pm

    if weaponizing your own waste isn't the peak of efficiency, then I don't know what is!

  29. Rodthelamb on August 26th, 2011 8:07 pm

    I don't want to brag or anything, but this meme was originally done by me over at: http://lamb-of-rod.tumblr.com/post/9022339976/som

    so Tetchy is clearly a spy!

  30. TopRattata on August 26th, 2011 9:06 pm

    "Pee polite. Pee efficient. Have a plan to piss off everyone you meet."

    Yeah I know I'm lame… :(

  31. TheAl41 on August 26th, 2011 9:19 pm

    rel="nofollow">Here is a more efficient way to kill with piss!

    On a side note, I've missed a lot, sup everyone?

  32. CriticalQuit on August 27th, 2011 12:55 am

    Throwing piss is efficient!

    It makes spies visible, and with the bushwhacka it makes everyone covered in being dead!

  33. Ryven on August 27th, 2011 3:35 am

    tbh it is quite efficient at finding spies :D

  34. Dimomarg on August 27th, 2011 4:11 am

    Be trollite.
    Be epissient.
    Have a bladderful of piss for everyone you meet.

  35. Hatley96 on August 27th, 2011 7:17 am

    I kind of thought this when the update was released. A couple of years ago.

  36. bobterrywinkle on August 27th, 2011 12:20 pm

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