Makes you wonder about confuse ray… is it so powerful that Pokemon actually think they’re supposed to hit themselves? Or are they just so dumb that being commanded to hit themselves is perfectly reasonable?
Full comic here, by Christopher Reineman [Feel Afraid]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 23, 2011 · 6:54 PM
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If I was kept in a ball by the likes of Ash, I'd probably hit myself a lot too. Just saying.
Herp derp derp
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Personally, I always thought confusion caused pokemon to be dazed, so that when attempting to use an attack, they would either trip and fall over, hurting themselves, or whatever energy (if it's a special attack) would backfire and blow up in their face, like that scene in Avatar: The Last Airbender when they hit Combustion Man in the face with a rock and then when he tried to use his mind blast thingy it blew him up.
And then Sokka does it again later with his boomerang. That guy was deceptively lame.
My favorite part is when it gets confused for the maximum amount of turns and hits itself EVERY TIME. The computer never cheats, that'd be silly!
There is nothing witty I can say that will trump this image.
…well, he does seem quite flaming-
No! DON'T DO IT! *yanks hand back*
I remeber in the anime they would think they would hit the pokemon, but they'd be hitting the floor or a nearby wall.
Wait, this is halolz, the site of funniness! so ignore my comic and enjoy the following gif.
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which i don't know how to put up here….
The path to truth begins with one simple question: Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
A level 4 Haunter? I call hax.
Because That's not Ash, maybe?
COMMON SENSE.
Damn you beat me to derpmander, So I raise you one Michigan J. Mudkip!
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You cant not liek him.
+1 for referencing A:TLA!
Btw, dude! January 25 comes out the first tradepaper by DarkHorse that takes place after the finale!!
This comic can't clearly represent how accurate Pokemon is. I mean just LOOK at that Haunter's level! Don't you artists know anything?!
I must have been hit by that confuse ray, it looks to me like that Haunter is lvl 4!
I think I'm in the same boat as Mr. Chibus here. I so desperately wanted to say something funny about this post, but… no. It just won't ever be Derpmander. And for that, my life is incomplete.
At lease it's not a freaking zubat!
Yeah, if that's ash, then he's put on a few pounds… or 50.
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In all seriousness, I always envisioned a confused Pokemon was spinning around and had become very nauseated, to the degree that they couldn’t even see what the hell it was doing. As such, it either got lucky and hit the other Pokemon, or it fell down and thus damaged itself in its fall.
At least, that’s how I figured it…
And people think computers and robots are going to take us over? If they have any bits of intelligence they'll just troll us. Which I mind you… is already effective against ourselves. 'o'
If I remember correctly, Ash's Charmander evolves into Charizard. A really, really lazy Charizard.
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
This.
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In my opinion, the trainers are stupid.
If Pokemons are confused, why not just tell them with some extra description?
Say "Use Ember on that Haunter!"
……….oh right.
They are 10…
true dat
And is followed by an alarming answer: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Damn that is some fine url!
Dat hat.
To be fair, Sokka IS Boomerang Guy. Well, until he got a sword. Then he was Boomerang AND Sword guy. He just needed bombs and a bow and he'd be Link.
It was one of the best shows on Nick, and surprisingly successful for a story-driven show as opposed to the random-episode format ever single other show on Nick follows.
Oh, is that when they're starting off Legend of Korra or whatever the next-avatar show is?
Yes Charmander, hit yourself until i am pleased by your pain.
GIVE ME IT.
Korra starts next year (not sure if fall or spring) and, i think this trailer will make you NEVER forget her name. rel="nofollow">
The comics will follow Aang as he struggles with the scarred world once the war is over. Will likely be our source to find out what happened to Zuko's mom.
Hey, Sakka never defeated Zukko with that boomerang. That's all I'm saying.
Not saying its a bad thing.
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Oh right, pokémon can't understand human speech except for their names and commands…like dogs…
…except Lucario which can understand all human speech. W.T.F. Nintendo.
<img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/042/6/7/Communication_Difficulties_by_H0lyhandgrenade.png">
Check out the rest folks.
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I call Haxorus:
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/8/8f/612Haxorus.png/150px-612Haxorus.png" alt="" />
I didn't draw this, but:
<img src="http://www.pokemoncomics.net/image/330-confusion-pokemon-comic.jpg" alt="" />
so someone finally found an appropriate use for this gif, it only took 3/4 of a year
and that sword was much sharper that link's, when was the last time link cut through solid steel by THROWING his sword
He can't even cut through trees with that thing.
And Sokka can tell jokes. Link can't even talk!
Sounds fun.
Ahhh, a comic! Excellent.
so, I'm interpreting the video as instead of how Aang had air bending down already, then learned water bending, Korra will be an almost master of water bending and then learn fire bending, also $30 she's Aang's and Katara's great granddaughter or something
that's why it took me two FUCKING months to get enough rathalos plates to make a rathling gun+ in monster hunter tri
it wasn't lazy, it just didn't like Ash very much, can't say I blame him for torching Ash as much as pikachu electrocuted him
must… resist… urge… to… say… Pow! Right in the kisser!
which confuses me all the more when during the tutorial part of twilight princess, the guy asks link to talk to him from a distance and then says his voice carries far… like usual.. link has been faking all this time, which is why zombie link in the same game talks (you know who I'm talking about)
POW! HAHA!
She's already learned fire, water, and earth by the time it starts. She has to learn air from Ang and Katara's son, who's kind of reluctant on account of having a family of his own at this point.
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Nintendo.
Breaking logic since our childhood.
I thought he was called Charmanderp…?
Well, judging between that, the pokemon games, and Cave Story, everyone can read the main protagonist's mind.
Dude, that command was confusing…i don't know what uuuuuuuusssse embeeeeeer means….
Oh how I've tried that…..
I propose a solution. If your pokemon is confused just tell it, "Hit yourself!" It'll hit the other pokemon in it's confusion. Super Effective.
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=43
Hmmm… reverse psychology. Charmander, hit yourself in the face!
Come to think of it, Ash challenged the elite four and he still couldn't get his pokemon to follow simple orders. Plus in his first battle in there he learned that electric type attacks are ineffective against grass types. This was a revelation for him at this point in the journey.
He must have studied to be that terrible.
fuck yeah, Mokepon… *brofist*
Same for me… but in Metal Gear: Peacewalker, friggen Gear Rex, GIMME YO DROPS!
I…
good show (^_^) d
You best harvest some Persim Berries.
so what your saying is, he wants to go home and be a family man?
Pokemon are obviously incredibly stupid creatures. Despite basically being walking natural disasters and having sentience on par with a human, they still allow themselves to be pit fighters for eleven year olds.
Back in my day we didn't have no Persim Berries. When your Pokemon got confused, you roughed it out. Kids today with your cell phones and your trashbag Pokemon and your rabble rabble rabble….
*Returns Brofist*
AAAAWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I remember in the anime when Ash's Buizel got confused, so Ash just returned him and threw him back out again. I screamed "THAT'S CHEATING!" at the tv. What I never got though, if that's legal in the world of the anime, is why he never did it again?
NEW! HAX'R'US!
but I dont think Sokka could survive 6 hours of "hey, listen!"
It makes sense that, after a Supersonic attack, he cant hear a thing of what you say…
Or when you are about dying, use a superpotion, and the opponent kills you anyway with critical attack
charmander isnt any longer confused!
charmander used belly drum!
charmander damages itself!
GEEK HAMMER!
it evolves into a very lazy Charmeleon
THEN evolves into charizard, just for fighting…
THEN Idiotic ash Gives him away…
[Someone photoshop that onto a Toys'R'Us... please!!!]
Haxorus is (aside from Smugleaf) my favorite 5th gen, and is one of very few (maybe 4) that are allowed on my mountain
Never duel on the Cinco de Mayo.
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Never duel on the Cinco de Mayo. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
"Milktank used Milk Drink!"
*Miltank carefully lifts the glass of milk up to its lips, then smashes it into its forehead*
"Milktank Hurt itself in its confusion!"
Oh I'm sorry, I meant Bitter Berries.
It makes me sad that you post the Family Guy version of that, and not the classic original version.
Where did you get this picture of m-
i mean this stupid mudkip?
Cutest. Rattata. EVER.
BTSnoogans throws Gameboy out window.
Two reasons for this:
1) Couldn't find the real version
2) Couldn't find a gif of any version
You and your mountain.
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Again, I didn't draw it
Idk, this version's funnier, and not implying he's guilty of domestic abuse (although Peter is ironically)
It is not, however, top fucking percentile.
Hopefully, it was worth the weight. *Episode 3 delayed*
It also loses a fight with an Entei, and a Blaziken…. yeah it doesn't have a really good track record.
Of course! It's the perfect plan! Hitting myself will raise my adrenaline to a point that I will be unstoppable! My trainer is brilliant! FOR GLORY!
"Charmander hit itself in confusion"