Sorry Aipom, you were a cool Pokemon… but you have been replaced by an equally adorable one that also produces space heating turds!
By Monica Ray [Phuzzy Comics]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 17, 2011 · 5:18 PM
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Darumaka?! Hah! In my day we didn't have any of these stupid-looking 'My faeces is so hot that people used to put them down their shirts in strict violation of every hygene code ever created' pokemon! Back in the great era of Generation I we used to turn to pokemon like Pikachu or Jigglypuff when we wanted charming!
You youngsters today can keep your Darumakas! I'll be over here appreciating the first generation of pokemon!
Now where did I put my walking stick and glasses. All those new trainers aren't going to teach themselves how to capture pokemon.
Oh Darumaka, you're just irreplaceable. Wait, whats that over there? I MUST HAVE IT!!
Sorry trainer, I'm happy for ya, and I'mma let you finish
But Mankey is the best monkey Pokemon of all time! OF ALL TIME!
<img src="http://www.spore.com/static/avatar/500/347/893/infernape.png" img>
Infernape would like a word with you.
<img src="http://www.bertaut.com/Mankey.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Come at me bro.
Just wait 'til Mankey evolves into Primeape.
Battle of the Apes.
£40 on Primeape.
OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
OR THE ERASER TOOL
Sure it has the adorable face, but everything else about and, plus its evolutions in entirety, are damn ugly.
Fire fans were sorely disappointed this generation.
Gotta catch them all.
Only care about six.
the orange coloring! it's just yellows and reds next to each other! god my eyes!
<img src="http://uploadpic.org/storage/2011/dT2XXDWXMOP1IsJJHXnUm5wR9.jpg">
Sooooo….. how long til this gets a "Can't let you do this" reference?
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/8/86/424Ambipom.png/170px-424Ambipom.png">
vs
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/4/40/555Darmanitan.png/170px-555Darmanitan.png">
look at stats
yeah that's a good choice
Fire's not super effective, you fool, use psychic! PSYCHIC!
SOMEONE GET A VICTINI IN HERE STAT!
I prefer Ambipom. Technician'd Fakeout + U-Turn = Ambi-troll
Hang on.
I better grab some popcorn…
Sorry, but there is NOOOOOOOOOO way for me to find my replacement of Typlosion and Gengar.
They are that epic to be replaced.
They always leave the coolest pokemon behind… :(
Yes, Generation 1 is full of charming Pokémon, such as
<img src="http://groudon05.g.r.pic.centerblog.net/a7g2ketu.gif" /img>
or
<img src="http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/muk.gif" /img>
Not as disappointed as when Diamond and Pearl came out, though.
(Ponyta was the only wild Fire-type available before having the National Pokédex; they rectified this by adding wild Houndour, Magmar and Eevee in Platinum)
VABOLO threw a hat at the wild MANKEY!
Wild MANKEY was distracted by the hat!
Wild Mankey earned the acheivement: Ghastly Gibus Grab!
Can't let you stay in my party, *throwsAipominBox*
Don't forget about the charming Mr. Popo-err Jynx
<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfr1njemyH1qenjn1o1_400.gif" width="240" height="280">
As far as Pokemon of epic proportions go, and to all you new generation haters
<img src="http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24300000/Garchomp-garchomp-24367097-790-540.jpg" width="290" height="220">
<img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/133/e/f/pokemon__hydreigon_by_mark331-d3g8glw.jpg" width="290" height="220">
COME AT ME BRO!!
<img src="http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/drowguy/080519.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Ambipom kept the cute Aipom face. Darumaka's evolved form (sorry don't have Black or White yet. Don't know its name) has gone from cute face to rape face.
Well i don't know, i love my pikachu so mu- "MY RATTA IS BETTER THAN YOURS"
That would be Darmanitan ;)
Just think Darmani from Ocarina of Time.
<img src="http://pictures.fanart-central.net/q/qazqaz1/756653.jpg">
Haunter is always the best. Always.
HE'S GOT FREAKING FLOATY HANDS BRO! :U
Mr. Popo: "I fap to this."
<img src="http://www.serebii.net/blackwhite/pokemon/555-d.png">
face better?
Don't forget about Forever Cubone
Yeah. Infernape was okay, but otherwise there's been a fire type dearth since Gen III.
Ghost Brofist
<img src="http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/074/6/2/___ghost_brofist____by_yuki_koopa-d3bqo4v.png" height=300 width=425>
Awww, cute lil' flower dragon, I name you Edward. Edward Dragon Hands….
OH GOD ITS EATING MY SOUL
Nintendo, my only question for you is: Y U NO MAKE DOLPHIN BASED POKEMON?!?
Gotta love those derpy faces.
Landshark VS King Gidorah, the battle of the century!
That would be Lanturn, partly.
But… but my Feebas is just so adorable! Look at him:
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/4b/349Feebas.png" alt="" />
No love for Magmortar?
If you're talking about pure fire types, I sort of agree, gen V was lacking. However these guys:
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/65/609Chandelure.png">
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/6b/637Volcarona.png">
Are freaking beasts.
Damn it. Now you just made me remember Rayman…
IMO, fire type was rare in early part of the game in Gen 2.
"… maggots."
And so began Aipom's downward spiral into drug abuse and alcoholism, in which he had to but that tail/hand to more…unique purposes.
Or lemons
Time for…
*puts on sunglasses*
A pokemon face-off.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I dunno, an infernape is stupid fast and hard hitting, if it lands the first hit, well, primeape stew anybody?
It might just be my personal dislike of ghost and bug types. The two types I never use.
my team incorporates every gen game so far, dragonite, espeon, shaymin, lucario, blaziken, and zoroark
What about the growlithe/vulpix you could find in the route before Ecruteak?
That's after you beat Gym 3…
Or mountains.
SMASH IT WITH A MOUNTAIN!
How about we mix Typhlosion and Haunter then, huh?
<img src="http://api.ning.com/files/MT2QYq8EYveMxe4fdjpikQmJgFccAkjZ3zYOmz8fpRWstyT5YkTxg1IeXuPLAnfvPYtPYgR*7VIDHdQa9IFxEw__/chandelure_by_sterlingcynderd3btdtu.jpg">
Highest special attack of all Non-Legendaries anyone?
You can find growlithe sooner. I think…
also Litwick is FREAKING ADORABLE! :O
My Darumaka is in the TOP PERCENTAGE of Darumaka
My Ratata would have a word with you.. And he will win that discussion?
Because he's the top percentage of all pokémon!
And you couldn't find Growlithe/Vulpix until outside Celadon, after Gym 3.
And you couldn't find Numel or Slugma until that cave north of Mauville. After Gym 3.
Notice a pattern here?
The cutest anglerfish. Which is really hard to say, considering that they look like this:
<img src="http://inglestic.wikispaces.com/file/view/deep-sea-anglerfish.jpg/139579323/deep-sea-anglerfish.jpg" img="">
Also, to quote wikipedia:
"At birth, male ceratioids are already equipped with extremely well developed olfactory organs that detect scents in the water. The male ceratioid lives solely to find and mate with a female. They are significantly smaller than a female angler fish, and may have trouble finding food in the deep sea. Furthermore, the growth of the alimentary canals of some males becomes stunted, preventing them from feeding. These features necessitate his quickly finding a female anglerfish to prevent death. The sensitive olfactory organs help the male to detect the pheromones that signal the proximity of a female anglerfish. When he finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male then slowly atrophies, first losing his digestive organs, then his brain, heart, and eyes, and ends as nothing more than a pair of gonads, which release sperm in response to hormones in the female's bloodstream indicating egg release. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available. Multiple males can be incorporated into a single female."
No, Sudowoodo only blocks the part that leads to route 37 and Violet City, so you can technically access route 36, and therefore, capture a wild growlithe, but only in the Gold and Crystal (and later, Heartgold) versions. In Silver and SoulSilver, you only get Vulpix, which is cuter, but a lot less powerful.
You couldn't get Magmortar before obtaining the national Pokédex in Diamond and Pearl. :V
Why is it that ragefaces always get the most points?
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/8/8f/612Haxorus.png/150px-612Haxorus.png" /img>
He hits a whole truckload harder than Dragonite, and outspeeds Ho-Oh.
This motherfucker's name is Haxorus. That's right. Someone said that this dinosaur is so beast, it has to use hax. LOOK AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING AXES ON ITS FACE!
Just…Don't teach him Surf.
Yeah there were only about 6 good ones in Gen 5. T-T
<img src="http://www.serebii.net/anime/pictures/houen/355/AG237.jpg">
then the truth dawns on you
<img src="http://i55.tinypic.com/28jd0mw.jpg">
"Oh look, a woman who doesn't know any better."
As the Crystal owner, I tried to get Growlithe before heading to second gym, but no Growlithe.
True story.
Sorry, but I gotta shout to my home boy Gastly. The 'mon that can learn all elemental punches despite lacking the limbs needed to use them…
LIKE. A. BOSS.
needs MOAR Dragonite
Caution: Haxorus using Surf may result in the following: all men in a 20 mile radius
feeling inadequate, all women in a 20 mile radius orgasming, death, dismemberment, death, death, almost certain death, and more death.
>implying Black wasn't born in Isshu
OP, I am dissappoint.
I KNEW IT! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
SHUT UP JOEY! GEEEZ!
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
Not with 60 base Special Attack.
FUCK BITCHES
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/shadowxenous/Otaku/Magikarp_salesman.jpg?t=1241899045" /img>
GET MONEY
Milotic, Heracross, Mamoswine, Ferrothorn, Chandelure, Dragonite.
>Implying that the main character involved in this strip is Black from the games and not the image the artist gave herself as a Pokémon trainer
penguindude42, I am disappoint.
It was more in reference to him saying there weren't any good post Gen III Fire types.
Awwww… Now he looks sad. What is he sad about?
Nope. Got to be legit.
having less than half his HP
No. Aipom is far superior to Darumaka. However, Ambipom is not as awesome as Daru's evo.
No jokes this time.
Screw over villains
Get Money
That's why it wouldn't evolve!!!
That's what I said. ;D
Wait a second,
Is that trainer White in Black's outfit?
Considering Pokemons latest track record of original names, I would expect Nintendo would call it Dolphinface.
…. That Duskull has two eyes! RUN FOR THE HILLS!