Which is better… freezing to death, or keeping warm with Pokemon poo? It’s a tough call.
By Megan Murphy [Comiclysmic]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 1, 2011 · 11:13 AM
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well that comic was a load of shit
Well it looks like…*puts his shades on*…..Shit just got real.
You could say that this trainer
*sunglasses*
is on a shitty situation
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
*ahem* Now let's get serious shall we? This is one dangerous situation here, we bettter ask an expert
<img src="http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac259/El_bruno/Bear.png">
You heard the man! Go ahead.
Is this really what Japan thinks we do?! (Unova is based off New York City's Manhattan)
So if you want to be warm, you got to be in deep sh*t?
well if you insist….
"Someone took a dump on me."
"Better Urinate on myself"
Laughing at this comic resulted in me catching Kyurem, so I aprove! o.od
Why do I see an American Dad!-related subplot with Darumaka's poo happening sometime in the near future?
Don't be fooled. It's not gold… it just looks like it.
<img src=http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0011/F5/B1/F5B1BC066B60A8D17F5261_Large.jpg>
Damnit, now everyone thinks gold shoots out of their ass!
Laughing at this comic resulted in me getting frost bite….I *APPROVE* !
Alternatively, shit hit the fan and/or shit has gone down… Sheiße
This comic needs about 20% more Garbodor.
I can only imagine the wonderful poop those things would make. <3
And then it evolved to darmanitan
what, does darumaka think he's hot shit or something?
Its clear that the trainer wouldn't take that shit no more…
Why is it that whenever I tried this meme, I got -1'd, but when you do it, everybody loves it?
Is that from American Dad? Also, why is pac-man hanging out with a baguette in the picture?
French Pac-Man doesn't need your questions!
Because, unlike you, I practice what I preach
*looks at comic, then immediately heads to serebii.net*
HOLY CRAP IT'S A REAL DEX ENTRY?!?!?
looks like the shit
*blackglasses*
just hit the fan
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You haven't drank enough of your own urine.
*sees the awful pun, then see's commenters awful puns*
"A part of my soul just died."
Yeah, they have a shitty opinion on Yankees.
If the shit hits the fan, wouldn't it transform the fan into a heater?
Well they really should fece facts for this kind of thing.
Poop pun, poop pun…
Shit, I got nothing.
Well, most of us Americans DO tend to sit on our asses a lot…that might be why we have a growing weight problem but I digress.
and THIS is why I don't have a darumaka (and nearly froze to death in unova's winter)
Instead of going Wakka-Wakka-Wakka, he goes "Oh ho, oui oui. Le wáque-Le wáque-Le wáque"
What does that have to do with using fecal matter as a method of heat retention? Which was the point I was arguing.
Looks like Darumaka's trainer is having…
*shades*
…A very crappy evening.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
New meaning to the phrase "well, hot shit!"
Well, you can say there's some really hot SHIT going on there
Stop giving him crap about his opinion, please.
Come on, only one poop pun per comment now? I know I haven't been here in a while, but I remember when these comments used to be the shit. Now it seems that feces jokes have become only #2 to others. I'm not saying these puns are shitty, but these used to contain craploads of puns, not just one per comment.
Excrement.
I think my dog may be a darumaka…
wait… it's just a dog…
I'm -- I'm just gonna go have a long, long shower now…
You get something like this:
<img src="http://myecoaction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/great-pacific-garbage-patch.jpg" alt="" />
so, if you wanna go hang in garbage, go hang in garbage
or appreciate the delicate warmth of a darumaka's fecal matter
Is that the secret of your survival in your….. *ahem* residence? I knew it was gonna be a crappy reason, but not that literal.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
daruuu!
Well unless you have a poop fetish…………if you're really into that kinda thing >_>
Why would you even bring that up?
I think you meant to say, "MOUNTAIN", and yes, that is one of his ways. I sometimes deliver a load through his "magazine" tunnels. You just don't get a good wi-fi signal way up there…
<img src=http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3SesxuhX2dRuqlqfL4C_X69X-Co4aWIa7SFBTgQaNyrYa7-KvRw>
How do you have a picture of my bedroom?
How's the plumbing up there? Do you pump your own water, or just use rain?
And I'm dung trying to get him to enjoy himself.
HAHA!!! Poop jokes!!!
He uses his own urine.
Rain dance. Seeing as there's no other use for a while
You're not posing as a team though.
It would explain why Bear Grylls lives in my sewer system
Incidentally:
<img src="http://pokemon.neoseeker.com/w/i/pokemon/4/40/Beartic.jpg" alt=" />
BEARTIC GRYLLS
Lemonade costs $350?!?
Better drink my own piss!
I wonder if it makes good fertilizer.
Wait, I thought Pokemon are incapable of pooping
2 Darumaka, 1 Trainer?
nope.txt
The mulch in DPPt was made of "soil [mixed] with Pokémon…um…you know…"
I have but to say one problem:
The Pokédex is that of SINNOH.
How could they have scanned the Unova Pokémon in that instance? There would be absolutely NO data to be able to recognise it!
these comments makes me hungry
i want a pupu platter…
That’s my Darumaka!
*Studio Applause*
Come, now. It's obvious that Japan has a real crappy opinion of us.
The connection is still a little too far-fetched. and who would take a laptop into the bathroom? That's just unsanitary.
ME.
*GASP*
What's serebii.net? I always use Bulbapedia.
Pokémon Shit!
<img src=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1780B7lHsz_XCPWb5GRIRaezT3OObT-RFTrqMfmnwJD5FS7qj>
Where else would corn get it's color?
Dude, I live in Illinois. That is DEFINITELY my room.
wtf is Sheiße?
Hey Quaker, why don't you use that hammer of yours and make yourself a nice VALLEY to crash in?
At first, I thought it was one of the spotted versions of this guy:
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Rockett.jpg" alt="" />
Psh, I use both. Bulbapedia is okay…but not as great as Serebii.net IMO.
Because shit happens, no pun intended
I usually use Serebii when I'm browsing with my friend as well as Bulbapedia for extensive information on the other side of the game -- glitches, artwork, that kind of stuff.
Plus, my friend's quite heavy on serebii.net while at school -- shows you how extensive he is on competitive battling and/or thinking of various oddities unexplored until later.
Here's one we thought of -- he told me about Ditto's Hidden Ability, called Imposter. He was wondering what would happen if someone came along and Traced it (i.e. Porygon2 or Gardevoir.)
No, it's not shitting you… it's shitting *on* you!… too soon?
German. It's literally translated as shit, but it's used as their F-bomb, since Fuck is apparently not a really bad curse.
*makes a pun related to comic*
…..
*waits for +1s*
I remember reading that entry in the pokédex, and being very disturbed by it.