I swear to God, five more experience points and I’ll kill you all.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 14, 2011 · 12:09 AM
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5 experience points? Are you kidding me? That's way too much trouble to level up. Just use a rare candy. That solves everything.
When I evolve, I swear to god I'm going to kill you all.
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Well Magikarp, I may know a person who knows a person who can help you with that
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Don't worry, he's legit
Trainer Pressed B!
Magikarp did NOT evolve!
Trainer used TROLLFACE! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Trainer used SLEEP!
Magikarp used SMOTHER! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Trainer fainted!
Magikarp gained 2000 experience points!
Magikarp has leveled up!
Five experience later…
-presses B-
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-magikarp-themusclekarp.jpg">
Onward to level 100!
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I guess throwing it is worth that extra exp!
Think of the number of Caterpies you'll have to KO!
THE HORROR!!!
Im sorry to say this but even if he does evolve he will have a hard time to kill us all
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Magikarp doesn't need to evolve to kill everybody. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
(Just some help from his friends)
ALWAYS when you're one level from evolving something.
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…yes, that WAS the joke. Now go sit in a corner and think about what you've done, mister.
OBJECTION!: This Magikarp's Hp is too low to be a level 19 pokemon! A Magikarp with no EV's and a base Hp IV of 0 would have at MINIMUM 36 Hp.
SOON…
We will resolve our conflict in a most gentlemanly manner.
This is the internet! Thinking is for squares! Like pants!
I'm not proud of you, son.
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I see, would you fancy pistols at dawn?
I really need to think twice before hitting that B button…
NO!
HIT B! Then you can have Flail Karp!
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Given the power and fighting techniques of a level 19 Magikarp, I'd say we still have at least until August next year before he evolves. In the mean time, I will seek out the greatest scientists in the world and gather them all in to one laboratory, attempting to create an enormous B button to stop it from evolving.
I think he means the climbing of mountains
Do I have to start passing around dessert forks?
(He is CAKE core)
You'd think a Grammar Nazi would be all over your post by now. I guess Halolz has fewer than I thought.
Yes, squares….
Wait, we are all in squares!
I think that's where this guy lives
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So that magikarp has been trained by stan smith?
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SHAWN. THAT. POST IT. WHEN YOU GET AROUND TO IT. (Because I'm sure there's other stuff you have to do besides posting things on Halolz.)
But then…
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DEPRESSION
What mountain?
Ya know, they should really stop selling rare candies out of a van, god knows they could end up with the wrong type of customer.
Not really. Note the distinct lack of a river.
SHUT UP AND GET IN THE VAN.
Overruled.
Theres a PEEEEEEEELLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ for that :D
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
Don't worry Magicarp….it does get better
Kids remember to EV train and EXP share
you mean they could end up like this? rel="nofollow">
I will try even though I have never used the Grammar Hammer before,
ahem.
"I'm sorry to say this, but even if he does evolve he will still have a hard time trying to kill us all"
Because everyone knows the most threatening thing in all of existence is a Gyarados that knows Splash.
Lol, jk.
An overruling enacted by a slice of toast. My life is complete.
These mountains.
Huh, I was lead to believe that smacking them against other pokemon gave them more experience *Too lazy to image link*
Magicarp isnt useless the move splash.
"I'm different."
Well, Im not entirely a square. See I have those two little bumps on top like all toast.
A better comic would be if the Pidgey had a Focus Sash and survived.
Mr. Fish approves of this.
Congratulations on your hard work Magikarp! In honor of your hard work i like to present you with this everston- err…good luck charm! Be sure to NEVER remove it for certain doom will happen if u do
*evolves*
Yay!
*only moves are Splash, Tackle, and now Bite*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
It learns Bite at 20.
Which makes it SLIGHTLY threatening.
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rivers are subjective…
Which makes no sense seeing as he posted a comic that is basically Gyarados's version of a Falcon Punch. :\
Good thing I live in a dessert……
soooooo once they climb the mountain THEN do they do "pistols at dawn"?
What flavor?
Next level….
You.
…..Why did this get -8? O_O
is it sad that when I first saw that it took me 10 minutes to get why he named his oshawott revolver, and I'm a huge mgs fan
QUICK! BLUDGEON SOMETHING TO DEATH WITH IT!
rel="nofollow">Now comes the part…
Well, that also applies to humans:
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Ash has a lot of experience with women.
aaaaand just when i thought that stupid meme was over. fuuuuudge.
well I'm sorry, I don't post many comics on HALOLZ
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THE CAKE IS A LIE!
This sentence is false!
dontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofit
Don't be depressed magikarp, at least someone actually drew you…
PIE FLAVOR
Perhaps he threw it at another magikarp with low health, thereby killing it and granting the last bit of exp?
Murderkarp. He speaks to me in my thoughts.
I am become Gyarados, the destroyer of worlds.
Or do you?
Oh, I see the point you were trying to make. Took me a while.
Nobody dies in pokemons. So Gyarados couldn't kills us all.
Poor magikarp… Lemme just pat ya on the head! (evolve, gyrados, bites head off, dead.)
Very much so. XD
THEY ALL DOUBTED ME! THEY ALL DOUBTED ME! NOW I'M SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF MY MOUTH, BITCHES!
"You've never even seen what real mountains look like, have you Cake Core! Just from the shoulders up… C'mon, don't you want to see them? Those lovely peaks and treacherous valleys…"
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I beg to differ:
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Gyarados are only effective in water? Its wings only allow it to hover for a certain amount of time?
Only one thing to do, then…
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SO LONG, SUCKERS!!!
21 dislikes. I salute you, good sir.
It's a paradox! There IS no answer!
Still not safe from Hyper Beam
That is the greatest thing for Pokemon ever.
Of All Time.
Period.
(This video and my thought process that followed gave birth to a horrible, horrible joke…)
I CAME………………..TO THIS WEBSITE…………..TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE…………
Magikarps on Rare Candies!
Humans have lives?! No freakin' way… when did this happen? 'o'
Melted
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DAMNIT!
I haven't got an infinite stash of =1's to keep you a float, you know!
Don't mean to sound like a bastard, but, you, um… Forgot a period.
I'll just be taking that hammer back, now…
Did- did you change your name?
thats what she said!
OH SSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
BOOT TO THE HEAD.
Come on, People! I haven't had a negative comment yet!
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+1 me, or this anaconda will eat you!
but it does nothing for his intelligence:
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and thus murder-er-karp was born?
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In squares? You mean, like Megaman mugshots? WE'RE ALL ROBOT MASTERS?!
Quite.
No I'm fine, I saw a deer the other day. And I'm perfectly fine in the Lab here.
Good, that's my sanity intact. Enjoy.
its not very effective