SOON.

I swear to God, five more experience points and I’ll kill you all.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 14, 2011 · 12:09 AM 
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106 Responses to “SOON.”

  1. BTSnoogans on August 14th, 2011 12:16 am

    5 experience points? Are you kidding me? That's way too much trouble to level up. Just use a rare candy. That solves everything.

  2. Cake Core on August 14th, 2011 12:16 am

    When I evolve, I swear to god I'm going to kill you all.

  3. PrototypeHero on August 14th, 2011 12:18 am
  4. Henry_Wong on August 14th, 2011 12:18 am

    Well Magikarp, I may know a person who knows a person who can help you with that

    <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x38/big_appleton/rare.jpg"&gt;
    Don't worry, he's legit

  5. TheInsaneWombat on August 14th, 2011 12:23 am

    Trainer Pressed B!

    Magikarp did NOT evolve!

    Trainer used TROLLFACE! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

    Trainer used SLEEP!

    Magikarp used SMOTHER! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

    Trainer fainted!

    Magikarp gained 2000 experience points!

    Magikarp has leveled up!

  6. PrototypeHero on August 14th, 2011 12:23 am

    Five experience later…
    -presses B-

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-magikarp-themusclekarp.jpg"&gt;

    Onward to level 100!

  7. Red on August 14th, 2011 12:37 am

    <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lly34eyy1B1qic7tbo1_400.gif&quot; alt="">
    I guess throwing it is worth that extra exp!

  8. Red on August 14th, 2011 12:39 am

    Think of the number of Caterpies you'll have to KO!
    THE HORROR!!!

  9. Armetron on August 13th, 2011 11:44 pm

    Im sorry to say this but even if he does evolve he will have a hard time to kill us all
    <img src="http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2010-09-27-275-HyperBeam.jpg"&gt;

  10. invadingduck on August 14th, 2011 12:45 am

    Magikarp doesn't need to evolve to kill everybody. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

    (Just some help from his friends)

  11. ZegenRuki on August 14th, 2011 12:45 am

    ALWAYS when you're one level from evolving something.

  12. Jimmy on August 14th, 2011 12:47 am
  13. Jimmy on August 14th, 2011 12:49 am

    …yes, that WAS the joke. Now go sit in a corner and think about what you've done, mister.

  14. Ovahdrive on August 14th, 2011 12:51 am

    OBJECTION!: This Magikarp's Hp is too low to be a level 19 pokemon! A Magikarp with no EV's and a base Hp IV of 0 would have at MINIMUM 36 Hp.

  15. spplmj on August 14th, 2011 12:52 am

    SOON…

    We will resolve our conflict in a most gentlemanly manner.

  16. SolidScientist on August 14th, 2011 12:53 am
  17. Skrist on August 14th, 2011 12:56 am

    This is the internet! Thinking is for squares! Like pants!

  18. TheSpaceCore on August 14th, 2011 1:01 am

    I'm not proud of you, son.

  19. Henry_Wong on August 14th, 2011 1:02 am

    ಠ_ರೃ
    I see, would you fancy pistols at dawn?

  20. MasterLuigi452 on August 14th, 2011 1:04 am

    I really need to think twice before hitting that B button…

  21. Cake Core on August 14th, 2011 1:14 am

    NO!

  22. Wetmang on August 14th, 2011 1:14 am

    HIT B! Then you can have Flail Karp!
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  23. Ultamia on August 14th, 2011 1:14 am

    Given the power and fighting techniques of a level 19 Magikarp, I'd say we still have at least until August next year before he evolves. In the mean time, I will seek out the greatest scientists in the world and gather them all in to one laboratory, attempting to create an enormous B button to stop it from evolving.

  24. Red on August 14th, 2011 1:17 am

    I think he means the climbing of mountains

  25. Red on August 14th, 2011 1:20 am

    Do I have to start passing around dessert forks?
    (He is CAKE core)

  26. TheInsaneWombat on August 14th, 2011 1:35 am

    You'd think a Grammar Nazi would be all over your post by now. I guess Halolz has fewer than I thought.

  27. Cake Core on August 14th, 2011 1:42 am

    Yes, squares….
    Wait, we are all in squares!

  28. Wetmang on August 14th, 2011 1:44 am

    I think that's where this guy lives
    <img src=http://brendonfoulke.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Farley.jpg>

  29. VT_Juju_Man on August 14th, 2011 1:44 am

    So that magikarp has been trained by stan smith?
    rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  30. Zyquux on August 14th, 2011 1:46 am

    SHAWN. THAT. POST IT. WHEN YOU GET AROUND TO IT. (Because I'm sure there's other stuff you have to do besides posting things on Halolz.)

  31. Cake Core on August 14th, 2011 2:00 am
  32. TheViolentLoli on August 14th, 2011 2:16 am

    Ya know, they should really stop selling rare candies out of a van, god knows they could end up with the wrong type of customer.

  33. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 14th, 2011 2:25 am

    Not really. Note the distinct lack of a river.

  34. Netherrack on August 14th, 2011 2:30 am

    SHUT UP AND GET IN THE VAN.

  35. Netherrack on August 14th, 2011 2:31 am

    Overruled.

  36. Netherrack on August 14th, 2011 2:33 am

    Theres a PEEEEEEEELLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ for that :D

  37. Cake Core on August 14th, 2011 2:38 am
  38. PortalMan118 on August 14th, 2011 3:43 am

    Don't worry Magicarp….it does get better

  39. The_AntiVillain on August 14th, 2011 4:45 am

    Kids remember to EV train and EXP share

  40. Passerby Boy on August 14th, 2011 4:57 am

    you mean they could end up like this? rel="nofollow">

  41. Passerby Boy on August 14th, 2011 5:28 am

    I will try even though I have never used the Grammar Hammer before,
    ahem.
    "I'm sorry to say this, but even if he does evolve he will still have a hard time trying to kill us all"

  42. TehVortex on August 14th, 2011 8:06 am

    Because everyone knows the most threatening thing in all of existence is a Gyarados that knows Splash.

  43. TehVortex on August 14th, 2011 8:14 am
  44. TehVortex on August 14th, 2011 8:19 am

    An overruling enacted by a slice of toast. My life is complete.

  45. TehVortex on August 14th, 2011 8:21 am
  46. Redzeroine on August 14th, 2011 8:28 am

    Huh, I was lead to believe that smacking them against other pokemon gave them more experience *Too lazy to image link*

  47. Mega_Mex on August 14th, 2011 8:52 am

    Magicarp isnt useless the move splash.

  48. razorman715 on August 14th, 2011 9:15 am

    "I'm different."

  49. Netherrack on August 14th, 2011 10:05 am

    Well, Im not entirely a square. See I have those two little bumps on top like all toast.

  50. Ovahdrive on August 14th, 2011 10:19 am

    A better comic would be if the Pidgey had a Focus Sash and survived.

  51. Hipsters! on August 14th, 2011 10:51 am

    Mr. Fish approves of this.

  52. Dr.Panda on August 14th, 2011 11:20 am

    Congratulations on your hard work Magikarp! In honor of your hard work i like to present you with this everston- err…good luck charm! Be sure to NEVER remove it for certain doom will happen if u do

  53. CriticalQuit on August 14th, 2011 11:36 am

    *evolves*

    Yay!

    *only moves are Splash, Tackle, and now Bite*

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

  54. CriticalQuit on August 14th, 2011 11:38 am

    It learns Bite at 20.

    Which makes it SLIGHTLY threatening.

  55. CriticalQuit on August 14th, 2011 11:39 am
  56. Wetmang on August 14th, 2011 12:20 pm

    rivers are subjective…

  57. TheInsaneWombat on August 14th, 2011 12:21 pm

    Which makes no sense seeing as he posted a comic that is basically Gyarados's version of a Falcon Punch. :\

  58. WestheAwesome on August 14th, 2011 12:23 pm

    Good thing I live in a dessert……

  59. inb4SlenderMan on August 14th, 2011 12:26 pm

    soooooo once they climb the mountain THEN do they do "pistols at dawn"?

  60. TheInsaneWombat on August 14th, 2011 12:28 pm

    What flavor?

  61. Marzen on August 14th, 2011 12:51 pm

    Next level….

    You.

  62. Marzen on August 14th, 2011 12:55 pm

    …..Why did this get -8? O_O

  63. Seanhl on August 14th, 2011 12:55 pm

    is it sad that when I first saw that it took me 10 minutes to get why he named his oshawott revolver, and I'm a huge mgs fan

  64. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 14th, 2011 1:08 pm

    QUICK! BLUDGEON SOMETHING TO DEATH WITH IT!

  65. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 14th, 2011 1:09 pm
  66. Seto_Kaiba on August 14th, 2011 1:12 pm

    Well, that also applies to humans:

    <img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDUJd__w3djH7I-i2yScmd1AwBudTk9k3k5wsaE8KL1AvrbgyF&quot; alt="Smiley face" width="320" height="240" />

    Ash has a lot of experience with women.

  67. Foxtrot on August 14th, 2011 1:27 pm

    aaaaand just when i thought that stupid meme was over. fuuuuudge.

  68. Armetron on August 14th, 2011 1:28 pm

    well I'm sorry, I don't post many comics on HALOLZ

  69. Armetron on August 14th, 2011 1:43 pm
  70. GdMBuRn on August 14th, 2011 1:59 pm

    THE CAKE IS A LIE!
    This sentence is false!
    dontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofitdontthinkofit

  71. Skrist on August 14th, 2011 2:00 pm

    Don't be depressed magikarp, at least someone actually drew you…

  72. penguindude42 on August 14th, 2011 2:00 pm

    PIE FLAVOR

  73. TheTopHatKid on August 14th, 2011 2:05 pm

    Perhaps he threw it at another magikarp with low health, thereby killing it and granting the last bit of exp?

  74. TheArrived on August 14th, 2011 2:23 pm

    Murderkarp. He speaks to me in my thoughts.

  75. Howlingwolf214 on August 14th, 2011 2:40 pm

    I am become Gyarados, the destroyer of worlds.

  76. Doctor Rover on August 14th, 2011 3:30 pm

    Or do you?

  77. TheInsaneWombat on August 14th, 2011 3:42 pm

    Oh, I see the point you were trying to make. Took me a while.

    Nobody dies in pokemons. So Gyarados couldn't kills us all.

  78. Ice_Cold_Water on August 14th, 2011 3:48 pm

    Poor magikarp… Lemme just pat ya on the head! (evolve, gyrados, bites head off, dead.)

  79. TheViolentLoli on August 14th, 2011 5:07 pm

    Very much so. XD

  80. Drjolt on August 14th, 2011 5:58 pm

    THEY ALL DOUBTED ME! THEY ALL DOUBTED ME! NOW I'M SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF MY MOUTH, BITCHES!

  81. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 14th, 2011 9:11 pm

    "You've never even seen what real mountains look like, have you Cake Core! Just from the shoulders up… C'mon, don't you want to see them? Those lovely peaks and treacherous valleys…"

  82. smashpro1 on August 14th, 2011 9:28 pm

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/P8T4R.gif&quot; alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

  83. SonicsmyName on August 14th, 2011 10:02 pm
  84. Uzumakiclan43 on August 14th, 2011 10:33 pm

    Gyarados are only effective in water? Its wings only allow it to hover for a certain amount of time?

    Only one thing to do, then…

    <img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100117173957/pixar/images/f/f7/Up-Carl-House-web.jpg/img"&gt;
    SO LONG, SUCKERS!!!

  85. Piece of Toast on August 14th, 2011 11:13 pm

    21 dislikes. I salute you, good sir.

  86. Cake Core on August 14th, 2011 11:31 pm
  87. Cake Core on August 14th, 2011 11:34 pm

    Still not safe from Hyper Beam

  88. EonofAeon on August 14th, 2011 11:48 pm

    That is the greatest thing for Pokemon ever.
    Of All Time.
    Period.
    (This video and my thought process that followed gave birth to a horrible, horrible joke…)

    I CAME………………..TO THIS WEBSITE…………..TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE…………
    Magikarps on Rare Candies!

  89. Skrist on August 15th, 2011 12:08 am

    Humans have lives?! No freakin' way… when did this happen? 'o'

  90. WestheAwesome on August 15th, 2011 1:25 am

    Melted

  91. HughbertEsq on August 15th, 2011 5:35 am
  92. HughbertEsq on August 15th, 2011 5:39 am

    DAMNIT!
    I haven't got an infinite stash of =1's to keep you a float, you know!

  93. Exploderizer on August 15th, 2011 9:58 am

    Don't mean to sound like a bastard, but, you, um… Forgot a period.
    I'll just be taking that hammer back, now…

  94. TehVortex on August 15th, 2011 12:05 pm

    Did- did you change your name?

  95. Kirbyzilla on August 15th, 2011 4:02 pm

    thats what she said!

  96. femaxunit on August 15th, 2011 4:59 pm

    OH SSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

  97. Sceptilianblade on August 15th, 2011 7:21 pm

    BOOT TO THE HEAD.

  98. Ice_Cold_Water on August 15th, 2011 8:02 pm

    Come on, People! I haven't had a negative comment yet!
    <img src=http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0910/anacondas-snake-eat-come-on-in-anaconda-lol-scary-funny-fenc-demotivational-poster-1255056412.jpg>
    +1 me, or this anaconda will eat you!

  99. Red on August 15th, 2011 8:35 pm

    but it does nothing for his intelligence:
    <img src="http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-disguises.jpg&quot; alt="" />

  100. Red on August 15th, 2011 8:36 pm

    and thus murder-er-karp was born?

  101. Red on August 15th, 2011 8:37 pm
  102. Xolopitli on August 15th, 2011 10:11 pm

    In squares? You mean, like Megaman mugshots? WE'RE ALL ROBOT MASTERS?!

  103. Piece of Toast on August 15th, 2011 10:13 pm

    Quite.

  104. Cake Core on August 16th, 2011 5:12 am

    No I'm fine, I saw a deer the other day. And I'm perfectly fine in the Lab here.

  105. TehVortex on August 16th, 2011 7:50 am

    Good, that's my sanity intact. Enjoy.

  106. Dexteradon12 on March 11th, 2012 12:12 pm

    its not very effective

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