It’s official. This is the greatest cosplaying prop ever made. That’s right all you losers who made a GLaDOS using a potato and some loose wires… contest over! You’ve lost!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 12, 2011 · 12:56 AM
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Categories: Awkward Moments, PC, Photo Op, Playstation, Portal, Too Much Free Time, Under Construction, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (57 Comments) |
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Wheatley to Richard Lord, "Physical impossibility my shiny metal arse!"
I have never wanted to stick my hand in something so bad… except for that one time when… no wait, this is better.
Now if only Stephen Merchant could take practice into ventriloquism. He could easily rival Jeff Dunham. Hell, even the idea of them going into a show together sounds funny.
"So 2 ventriloquists, a dead terrorist, and a moron walk into a bar…"
I love you O.O… um, sorry, I don't know where that came from. I was just so captivated by the large, robotic eyeball of British awesomeness. On that note, Wheatley's got the best seat in the house, hey chicka bum bum.
British accents make everything better!
Wow!!! I cannot even wrap my head around this. Seriously pro work.
Do you have to use lotion when you stick your hand in Wheatley?
Oh hi, how are you doing?
BECAUSE I'M A PUPPET.
dammit caboose what did I tell you about that?
And now I present to you, everyone who's going to have something to do with "space" in their comment.
Just keep that puppet away from any massive super computer terminals. Best not to take unnecessary risks.
Well, we all knew he was a little empty headed. This proves it.
I guess we all knew he was a bit empty headed…
Seriously, how do I get this, and how much does it cost? I will give you my life savings right this very instant.
I won't be content until they make an Ace of fours into an actual card suit…
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Seriously, how can I get/make this, and how much does it cost? I will give you my entire life savings, right this very instant.
"You are a puppet. Don't be alarmed. But if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction to being told that you are a puppet."
Wait…does this seriously have (practically) 5 stars? This is the first time in a while I've seen that. And it deserves every last one! DO WANT BUT HOW?
*Presses button*
"Nuclear launch detected."
*Smirks behind shiny glasses*
*Looks at desk*
<img src="http://seattlesportsnet.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/panicbutton.jpg">
*Presses button*
rel="nofollow">*Cue Music*
*Lights flash*
"Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye"
Oh come now, this isn't SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE, it's the warm lap of an attractive girl. And not just any girl but a girl who understands my obscure internet references.
Caboose, what did I tell you about that?
( rel="nofollow">for those who don't get it)
Except in much of the Commonwealth…
JEVOUDRAIS JEVOUDRAIS JEVOUDRAIS
Heck, I'm just glad I'll be able to have my own lil' Stephen Merchant for me to carry around.
But does this thing run on batteries alone, or does it have a mains connection
"They told me, right, that if I ever used Triple A's I would DIE"
Cave: "You. Bag. Car. Map. Weta Workshop HQ. NOW"
The Wheatley comic from before seems to retain truth.
*Looks at book*
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*Presses button* rel="nofollow">
*Cue music*
*Sticks out thumb*
*Waves goodbye*
…Must take idea and make a SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE core puppet…
*looks at floor*
<img src="http://spaceliteracy.org/images/space_button.jpg">
*presses button*
*goes to space*
Why thank you for the introduction =D
I'm proud of you son.
*Looks at TVTropes link*
*Slams fist on button*
*Fires Graveler Cannon*
*Holds button-activating hand in pain because the button is really, really hard*
T'as besoin d'un espace entre "je" et "voudrais", buddy.
MARTEAU GRAMMATICAL!
And Ireland.
I would give my rel="nofollow"> first born son!
I saw an document about puppets on CNN, they're worth about a small car or bit bigger than TATA and legal in U.S.A
conversion gel
Doesn't beat my functional Portal Gun.
Which is totally real.
Even thoughI don't have any pictures or proof of it.
Because I lost them in a fire at the end of a moving platform.
For science?
Hell, it could be a mousetrap, but I'd still stick my hand in it if it had a British accent.
…
Anyone else plan on searching for Stephen Merchant's address and taking multiple, long medical courses in the aim of becoming a proctologist?
Wait… Valve said that replicating a core innards would be impossible… But this person has managed it AND made room for a hand. This puppeter has BROKE PHYSICS.
If you were a guy from England you could even voice the thing yourself!
I keep pressing the space button but all it does is separate words.
My "Kill Intern" button is thankfully more aptly named.
No, no, the proper reaction is to stay unalarmed and not to rise up against your friendly, cheerful, omnipotent overlords, not form a secret society hellbent on defeating them, and to just embrace the puppetry and have a happy fulfilling life that we… they give you.
Also kill all birds, because honestly they are evil.
Wheatley: if you want to buy me say apple!
Me: O_O………*jumps*
And Scotland. Honestly that's just means a fight is about to break out.
*looks at mirror*
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the fuck? who put controller prompts on my mirror?!
JASON! JASON! JAAASON! JASON?! JASON!!! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (splat)
she put up a tutorial online. well maybe more of a process that she went through than tutorial but if may help you? I wouldn't mind making a 1/4 sized one
http://furincosplay.blogspot.com/2011/07/wheatley…
Next up, Cores with colors … and hats.
NOBODY IS GOING TO SPACE, MATE!
Propulsion gel, maybe? ._.
Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee
Cave Johnson puppet. NOW!
GRAMMAR SPY!
That is impressive on like…..a really scary level. Seriously, genius stuff.