Oh you want to challenge the President of Nintendo of America to a Pokemon battle? Well better be prepared, he’s got his own team of Reggie themed legendaries!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 11, 2011 · 11:52 AM
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Shawn, link in the picture itself is broken.
"My body is ready"
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/084/141/Capture.PNG?1290465419">
*Snikt*
*White mass appears on top of Reggie*
Damn, Altair beat me to it…
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Come atcha? Well I got a team of 6 fighting type pokemon so, ya I will
(that's right all of the regis are weak to fighting)
Why is he using legendaries? They are made to sit in box forever.
In case no one knows, the names of those Pokemon are:
Regirock, Registeel, Regice, and the one in back Regigigas. And his name is Reggie.
Seto_Kaiba sent out REGIGIGAS!
Seto_Kaiba sent out LUGIA!
Zebrio set out HITMONLEE!
Zebrio sent out LUCARIO!
LUGIA used Reflect!
Enemy HITMONLEE used Low Kick!
It's Super Effective!
REGIGIGAS used Aerial Ace!
It's Super Effective!
Enemy HITMONLEE fainted!
Enemy LUCARIO use Force Palm!
It's Super Effective!
REGIGIGAS just barely held on!
REGIGIGAS screwed the rules!
REGIGIGAS used Zen Headbutt!
It's Super Effective!
Enemy LUCARIO fainted!
REGIGIGAS used Crush Grip!
It's Super Effective!
LUGIA fainted!
REGIGIGAS used Falcon Punch!
REGIGIGAS fainted!
Seto_Kaiba has no usable pokemon!
Seto_Kaiba smiles beneath his shades!
You dare challenge ME? Well, alright. I send out Victini.
And lo, after the words had been uttered did the Captain himself descend from above. The challenge had been made and could not be withdrawn, and so did our Lord Falcon show the heathen his moves.
Kaiba's demonstration for Reggie's team isn't as accurate as you'd like to believe.
Machop
/fight
I clicked the link and the Rocky theme came up on my iPod at the same time.
Coincidence? I think not!
i bet he named them all after himself on purpose… he is in charge of the translations isnt he? i mean what else does the head of the american division do if all the games are from japan?
Generation III and IV?
You so zetta slow.
…poke
Regirock
Registeel
Regice
Regigigas
Regitendo
1 dead puppies
Also, I think you just proved that you, sir, are a fake!
Evidence?
1: You would have screwed the rules and send out 5 pokemon instead
2: Seto Kaiba never loses*
*unless it's plot relevant and to give others a sense of self worth.
You reeeaaally don't want to know the answer to that.
Now that's a funny thought…the Regis with a thick american accent.
COUNTER OBJECTION!
I got your back Kaiba, just so long as you keep your whole 51% of the company policy AWAY from Aperture Science and it's affiliates.
You don't even need any fighting types to beat that team….. The original Regi's are okay….at least they're usable. Regigigas is a piece of ass.
inb4 Fire Emblem fanboy shitstorm
I wouldn't challenge him. He broke the game by making it so that he could have more than 6 pokemon. His team consists of every single legendary pokemon they have so far.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=516126…
Aaaand fixed.
The Musclemon will take the challenge! They don't even need to attack, the mere sight of them and the Reggie's will need therapy!
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THE JOKE. I'M SURE WE ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN TOTALLY LOST WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
Regicide
I think I can take on his team. I'm in the top percentage of Rattata!
Out of curiosity, what's considered an American accent? Can you do your best try at writing one?
My body is ready.
<img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/nd7t4p.gif">
It's cool I'll use a tree, which is a rock type for some reason… or a physics denying electric rodent. :D
Well there are lots of different recognisable american accents. Though the only way I'd know to acquire it in written form would require heavy overuse of the phrase "y'all". Would a TvTropes link help?
This is becoming a problem for me. Nevertheless, he was just being nice.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=516168…
ORDER! ORDER!
Seto_kaiba´s pokemon transformed into ghosts!
ghost says: go awaaaay…
enemy pokemon is too scared to attack!
Yeah, but I mean the generic, stereotypical American accent. For example, the stereotypical British accent is typically either the upper-class, dear chap, or a Cockney accent, guv.
I think you mean : top FUCKING percentage
WHAT IS THIS, I CANT EVEN
What does the murder of a king have to do with Pokemon?
That Rattata's a SPY!
with six learned attacks each
Their bodies are made of thick ice, solid steel, tough rock, and a combination of them with the strength to move rocks. Trust me, their bodies are ready.
hey! I didnt know that he was called reggie!
Thanks Scubajesus! you saved the day again!
why you dont just use an Iron bird that can fly?
or a fish pokemon that can fight and move without water?
I retract my statement, except for the + 1 dead puppy bit (seriously, stop smiling).
But you still lost, you can't explain that
I'm in an "E" rated game, silly. I can't say that. :3
I accept your challenge.
<img src="http://cdnet.myxer.com/tn/c/1626459/big/?t=20090307134519" img>
When in doubt, use Missingn@##@#$%@@@#$%@#$%--
It looked like it said "I/1 COOL STORY BRO" because of the tiny window on the door in the top left of the picture.
(Refer to dragonite video)
I'm a fucking glass of water with a monocle. I can say what the fuck I want and still be chill.
Hmmmmm, might have a slight problem here
I accept your challenge Reggie, and raise you one mountain
Eat this reggie!
PORTALMAN USED 3DS PRICE DROP!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
I'd have to say the Southern American accent.
rel="nofollow"> MY BODY IS READY
Dammit… you beat me to it#(*#& *&$*&@@!*&*()*#($)*(#)&$)(&*#$#$(#*$#()$#$)
"error has occurred and your game file has to be erased, please stand by"
REGGIE lost 12% of his SHARE STOCK MARKET VALUE!
You may have stopped the fire emblem fans but you forgot the rest of the JRPG fans in the fanboy army.
Fanboys, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Also, Lucario isn't weak to Psychic-type attacks due to its secondary Steel typing.
Wouldn't that make Reggie a Dark-type Pokémon?
That explains so much…
But only regice and Registeel are weak to V-Create and your other Fire-type moves, while Regirock resists them all and can use devastating Rock-type moves, and Registeel actually resists Psychic-type attacks!
<img src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1238518150_baby-spoon.gif" /img>
REGIGIGAS screwed the rules!
He negated the steel-type protection of Lucario, scored a super effective hit with the normal-type attack, Crush Grip, and managed to use the Falcon Punch with no target and only make himself faint!
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/b/b7/Missingno.png" /img>
FUCK Y¸^E`É"ÉÄÀ¨AÄ!¨:A.A¨¸!
Well, these ones are at least (especially regigigas)
try and take on this beast with your MISSINGNO. http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Blue/Update%2013/33-…
I'm sure that totally needed to be pointed out, certainly this of all sites is unfamiliar with pokemon names.
REGGIE used RELEASE HORRIBLE GAMES
IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
S'what I figur'd y'all'd say. /badtexasdrawl
Gary used Girth! It's super effective.
Oh, and my Eevee can handle this. Nobody worry.
Isn't Regirock's special defense low?
Okay.
*Brings out the Musketeer fighting team*
(Terrakoin, Keldeo, Cobalion, and Virizion)
My body is ready.
We're killing the president of Nintendo of America. Presidents are kings right?
+1 for reference
but you forgot the image
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/halolz-dot-com-twewy-pokemon-sozettaslowbro.gif">
rel="nofollow">Maybe he does what Mojang does?
Hm, first thing that comes to my mind when you say American accent is a heavy, thick Brooklyn accent.
Yes, but you are a wombat.
REGGIE got hit by the RECOIL
and I'm a fuckin' awesome face with a top-hat and monocle on fuckin' Starwolf's body here to fuckin' say I can't let you fuckin' do that Ice_Cold_Water… Fuck!
giv'n mah background ah thick Mainah accent is whaht I heah, especially when this is how my grandparents talk while I have a more common "new englander" accent which sounds like how most people type, but when referring to a place, throw a "the" in front of the noun, (eg, "I'm going to the walmart")
Its alright, he can just threaten to jump off Pegasus' Castle again. Remember kids, if you can't win: Threaten to kill yourself.
Various geological formations are your answer to everything!
What does the Scouter say about his power level?
OK, were's the corner
Wait, were have you been?
Oh wait…..the Mountain…
AHA! I'm back, and this time I brought my trusty friend, GLACIER!
<img src="http://coveringdelta.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/glacier2_p.jpg">
Where's your mountain now? Oh yeah, CUT IN FUCKING HALF!
I now name my half, VICTORY Road, after my precious VICTORY over your mountain.
Hm, you win this round, Vabolo.
Now the question is… what pokemon is in the pokeball?
Regi…fire?
<img src=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4-k4YH3MeeE/TSpkNodQS5I/AAAAAAAAAhY/lvehzszHOuM/s400/fuck_yeah_.jpg>
Well… that and 42
Climbing mountains (no, really)
*volcanic eruption*
ahem… GLOBAL WARMING!!!
(your arguments are invalid)
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just in case, I brought a backup
<img src="http://www.stangpit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/donkey.jpg" alt="" />
say what now?
It's a sixth gen… and you don't want to see it
Dragonite on a seaking…
minds = blown
but that fish can't swim without an HM
REGGIE used 3DS AMBASSADOR PROGRAM
It's super effective!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=516410…
PORTALMAN used COMPLAINT THAT THE LAST STORY ISN'T COMING TO AMERICA
IT'S SUPER AFFECTIVE
REGGIE FAINTED
Reginald
Send out 6 mother F*cking dragonite.
His name is The Regginator, that's why.
You mean like the US release of Mother 3?
trollface.jpg
Clearly you are going to need a team of Dragonites. Bitches love Dragonites.
The best part is that Regice, Regirock, and Registeel all have Clear Body as their abilities.
…But Regigigas can't get his body ready because of Slow Start. :C