Pfft… I was into hipster princesses before they were mainstream!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 2, 2011 · 2:20 AM
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Hmm... it's that time of year again. Yep that's right, con season! We're hitting the road to meet fans, hock funny t-shirts and give out high-fives!
Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Hipsters: Making humor unfunny and misdefining irony since before it was cool.
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Alternate caption:
"Hipster Mario was purple
before Waluigi time"
I wanna say something witty..
All i got in my mind however is this http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/27/merch-two-girls-…
….Bob's House of Video Games!?
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Speech bubbles comming from the talker's mouth…… too mainstream…….
Someone had too much cake…..
…I liked Princess Peach when she was named Pauline…
Peach has nope neck.
At times like this, I just want to find the person that invented Hipsters and beat some sense into him. A LOT of sense.
*Looks straight up at the sky with an outstretched fist*
HIIIIIIIIIIIPSSSSTEEEEEEEEEERS!!!
In my defense I just googled it and found a purple mario *lazyness ftw* :D
I honestly have no idea what this site is.
This makes me like dasiy more then peach. :]
Dire times like these calls for Charles Bronson and his affirmative action towards hipsters
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Dear Hipsters,
please stop corrupting everything I love. That's the internet's job.
~Vyse
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What about internet hipsters?
Just wait until they find out the hippies had mushrooms and deadly turtles were ninjas before they were koopas.
Objection!
Pauline and Princess Peach are two different characters, with Pauline having predated Peach and almost exclusively appearing in games in which Mario and Donkey Kong face off.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=513923…
Then Falcon help us all.
Jokes aside I do know a couple internet hipsters. My face is red from all the facepalms.
Wait, Peach has glasses?!?!
I guess that explains why Bowser was able to kidnap her so easily. She couldn't tell it was him since she never wears her glasses. :\
The internet is too mainstream. I get my news from papyrus scrolls.
(Additional Punchline: Did you guys hear about the death of the Pharaoh?)
Bob's House of Video Games was the Cheezburger Network's version of Halolz. But it was nowhere near as good and got replaced after a while.
Luckily, I found Halolz through BHoVG while it was still going.
Is it just me or does Daisy look like she will murder the guy holding the camera? O.o
OBJECTION!
rel="nofollow">Not the mushroom kingdom… NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!
HIIPPPSSTTEERRS!
Murder isn't underground enough, so no.
…unless shes an undercover double agent attempting to foil all hipsters!
GO DAISY GO!
Ah, so there was an upside to all that
trollingunpleasantness.OBJECTION!
oh come on! Don’t destroy Mario for me more than the live action movie already did!
OBJECTION!
Pauline was getting stolen before these two posers went and popularised it. Oh and Daisy, I never even played Super Mario Land. Boom!
Every thing I think of cannot accurately describe the disliking I feel towards hipsters, especially royal hipsters, but I imagine I'd say something like this. "Oh your boyfriend's a plumber, you always have to be different don't you, you rich, stuck up b**ch!? I don't think a single troll in the world could insult you further given the fact that you're a princess and your boyfriend's a f**king plumber!! Who does shrooms!! "
OBJECTION!
OBJECTION?
We need to convince all the hipsters that breathing is mainstream. Then we won't have to put up with them anymore.
No, the glasses are because she's a hipster. It's a known fact that all hipsters wear glasses. I think it's so that their vision is blurred so they can't accidentally see something that's mainstream and GOOD and then actually like it.
OBJECTION?!
When people get passionate about things, they can be blinded from the truth. I agree with you; the following is directed at the hipsters (I simply tacked on to the highest rated comment, because that's how I duel/post):
OBJECTION!
I don't get hipsters where I live, I get orcs, rather than moan about modernisation; they destroy things… I think I like orcs more
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Can I see Hipster Zelda?
…wrong…just wrong…
OBJECTION!?!
(am I cool yet?)
Logic I can agree towards!
One day…we shall take our revenge! *cue maniacal laughter*
Very well put, Edgeworth, but may I at that the mustache in all its glory has been around since the Victorian era. The age of Gentlemanly behavior.
Therefore, I propose a call to arms for all gentlemen for this attack on our manly lifestyles. These hipsters must be taught a lesson, and we will give it to them with our Cane Fu and our fisticuffs. Time to roll up our sleeves, stow away our monocles, and let our butlers attend to our hats.
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GENTLEMEN, DO YOU HEAR MY CALL?
Hipsters: Making you hate them before it was cool….
These princesses are too mainstream, I only like the classic princesses, like Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty.
All we must do gentlemen is make being a hipster mainstream, then they will implode upon their own misguided logic and we shall be victorious.
BOOSH
You… Never played Super Mario Land???
HOW DARE YOU SIR!
IT IS A MUST PLAY GAME!
I just came back from Mushroom Kingdom and WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T EVEN…
Woo! Anime Iowa! Too bad not many people were there this year…
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=513978…
I NEED PICTURES.
PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN.
Aw man, we only have trolls. They're always trying to rickroll you, make you go to a shock site, and get all butthurt when people enjoy something they call "girly".
ABJECTION! Wait…
Princess Daisy looks like Nella from Team Nostalgia Chick.
ADJECTIVE!
ERECTION!
DISSECTION!
Ah, it's good to be back.
Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
INFECTION!
yup
Why waste a perfectly useful butler whom I can pin a murder on for the sake of my hat when I have interns?
That's genius. Someone give this man a medal.
I only stomp goombas that were spawned before me.
Ah, that explains it.
+1 for explaining about that. I don't actually know that much about hipsters. Why would I?
Are we hunting down hipsters for the sake of the honor of the mustache or not?
I put my speech bubbles at the bottom of the stick because the top is too mainstream.
No, no, no, they where lensless glasses because lenses are too mainstream. They also like to mock those of us that require glasses to see. Because 20/20 vision is too mainstream.
Breathing the atmosphere is too mainstream. I use an oxygen tank.
[obligatoryitwastoomainstreamcommentgoeshere]
It's not too mainstream yet, correct?
*random comment from nowhere OMG everyone forgot about me*
Breathing an oxygen tank is too mainstream underwater, so I feed off of hip things.
Any website from the Cheezburger site is normally full of fail….it's how they keep failblog going, which that and verydemotivational are the two best ones there last I checked.
Shawn appreciates your advertisement for his shirts, and will keep it in mind when he finally enslaves all of humanity.
A thousand apologies, the opportunity simply never arose. Now it's on the dreaded backlog, sipping tea with the likes of A Boy and His Blob, Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Seasons and Kirby's Epic Yarn.
I will join your call to arms. Please allow me a moment to find a monocle and hat that I can stow. And grow a mustache.
fat princess IRL
OBJECTION!!1!
This is Coelasquid, is it not? I can't seem to find it on her site, though…
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/
There you go, several months too late.
That's the home page to the site I was talking about. Anyway, I just found the specific comic by putting "hipster" in the search bar.
So several months later, thanks for nothing.