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IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE ONE OF THESE!

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IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE ONE OF THESE!



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 28, 2011 · 3:49 AM 
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93 Responses to “IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE ONE OF THESE!”

  1. Jimmy on July 28th, 2011 3:55 am

    But…if you've got a BUNCH of swords, I'm not truly alone am I?

  2. ChemicalKirby on July 28th, 2011 4:06 am

    THIS NEEDS TO BE POSTED EVERYWHERE. Everyone safe, no need for police, save a town thousands of dollars a year :]

  3. GameboyPATH on July 28th, 2011 4:14 am

    Alone!? Kid, when you inevitably die, you're gonna find that someone dressed exactly like you is gonna take your place immediately after.

  4. Darkangelsv1 on July 28th, 2011 4:20 am

    Man, if I ever find one of these, I will grab it, place it on top of my hands, move my hands above my head, chant "Daa-daa-daa-DAAAA!~" and stay there until someone presses A.

    …hello?

    …anyone?

    ….can someone please press A?

  5. RemielChibus on July 28th, 2011 4:35 am

    "Don't worry. With this you'll be perfectly fine. No, don't ask how many I've given out and why Ganon hasn't been defeated yet."

  6. Shady Kitsune on July 28th, 2011 4:37 am

    One thing wrong with these fun little things is, is that some asshole will go tear them all off.

  7. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 28th, 2011 4:37 am

    SNEAK ATTACK!
    roll me 3d6s.

  8. Sir_Nox on July 28th, 2011 4:41 am

    In the end, only one young boy may posess the power of the Godesses.

    THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOOOONE!!!

  9. Bobomberman on July 28th, 2011 4:50 am

    Where are the tabs for the Smashing Board?

  10. Xyxoz on July 28th, 2011 5:03 am

    It can't! IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYONE!

  11. VT_Juju_Man on July 28th, 2011 5:07 am

    That old man is a fool! Look what he's created

    <img src="http://www.unsoughtinput.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/link.jpg"&gt;

    <img src="http://www.sitsam.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Link-Cosplay.jpg"&gt;

  12. GameboyPATH on July 28th, 2011 5:21 am

    "I AM THE HERO OF ALL THE TIMES."

  13. primedawg9170 on July 28th, 2011 5:28 am

    It's the vicious cycle of Zelda…

  14. primedawg9170 on July 28th, 2011 5:28 am

    Cosplayers, Cosplayers everywhere. Erecting an Eye Bleach dispenser. http://eyebleach.com/

  15. Mikau94 on July 28th, 2011 5:34 am

    um thanks… I'm just gonna go collect some heart pieces and get the white sword instead.

  16. CriticalQuit on July 28th, 2011 6:44 am

    "Is it a sword?"
    "No, it's much more better. It is a DRAWING of a sword."

  17. TheArrived on July 28th, 2011 6:49 am

    Your always there for me strange old man *sheds tear*

  18. Vosur on July 28th, 2011 7:21 am

    I'll take a double on the eyebleach.

  19. Vosur on July 28th, 2011 7:22 am

    -Takes one and holds it above his head for a few moments, then puts it away-

  20. HughbertEsq on July 28th, 2011 8:00 am

    SONOFABITCHGOTTHEJOKEBEOFREME!

    CONFOUND THESE TIME ZONES!

  21. HughbertEsq on July 28th, 2011 8:01 am

    Actually… do you know the place where you get the weapons off John Cleese?

  22. HughbertEsq on July 28th, 2011 8:02 am

    BRAINBLEACH ROUNDS ARE BEING LOADED INTO THE AS-90S STANDBY

  23. PortalMan118 on July 28th, 2011 8:07 am

    Multiple Swords for Multiple Links.

    Does this mean there are also Multiple Zeldas?

  24. Lord_Science on July 28th, 2011 8:15 am

    cue massive tournament to determine who is this 'one'

  25. Dr. Furry on July 28th, 2011 8:22 am

    stealing this idea, going to put my signature spray phrase on it just in case people from halolz spot it.

  26. Hatmor on July 28th, 2011 8:38 am

    Dammit just give me all the items at the beginning!

  27. GazzyW007 on July 28th, 2011 8:40 am

    Cue sequel showing everyone is from space.

  28. MokubaKaiba on July 28th, 2011 8:53 am

    it is really like that mario vid posted a little while ago, but instead of marios life, it PLAYS THROUGH THE ENTIRE ZELDA TIMELINE

  29. razorman715 on July 28th, 2011 8:54 am

    The smashing boards were only sold at weaponstop as a pre order bonus.

  30. Seto_Kaiba on July 28th, 2011 9:11 am

    What amazes me more than the fact that someone made this is the fact that more than a single person has actually taken a tab.

    They're acting all serious.

  31. vash_ts on July 28th, 2011 9:16 am

    TYPO HAMMER!!!

    SONOFABITCHGOTTHEJOKEBEFOREME!

    yay! my first correcting hammer!

  32. vash_ts on July 28th, 2011 9:18 am

    Sorry, Golems and Undead are inmune to your sneak attacks…

  33. vash_ts on July 28th, 2011 9:20 am

    I once saw four Links…
    Then all four rescued zelda…
    Then the four of them…
    ********************
    Are you over 18?
    ********************

  34. Hatmor on July 28th, 2011 10:07 am

    Fiend! You'll never get away with this!

  35. Hatmor on July 28th, 2011 10:08 am

    ……EYE

  36. straYDoubter on July 28th, 2011 10:26 am

    Sure, he gives away free wooden weapons this time around. Wait till he starts demanding protection money for one of your heart containers.

  37. Hatmor on July 28th, 2011 10:27 am

    Vicious Cycle?
    Queue music……

  38. straYDoubter on July 28th, 2011 10:40 am

    All right old man. I'll oblige, but this will not make up for charging me 100 rupees for the capacity of holding just 4 extra bombs.

  39. Dr. Furry on July 28th, 2011 10:49 am

    i already did

  40. MasqueNoMercy on July 28th, 2011 11:07 am

    hmm… so can the print out of this be downloaded somewhere?

  41. Ice_Cold_Water on July 28th, 2011 11:28 am

    May fire when ready!

  42. Ice_Cold_Water on July 28th, 2011 10:34 am

    <img src=http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x399/tmotom/Yourmajesty.jpg>
    In the name of the king!

  43. Alpar on July 28th, 2011 11:39 am

    If I were there, I would've just taken the whole freaking sheet of paper.

  44. SirNumel on July 28th, 2011 11:48 am

    You can have ALL the swords. All of them.

  45. Wetmang on July 28th, 2011 11:52 am

    Man I just want the high quality printer they used for that!

  46. C__F on July 28th, 2011 12:05 pm

    I'm sorry, but you need to hold still for a moment.

    Grammar Hammer!
    You mean "cue."

    Queue is for waiting in a line. We don't want to force the poor music to stand in a line.

  47. C__F on July 28th, 2011 12:14 pm

    I read that as "Veaponstop."

    Hearing too much of any kind of east-European accent online is affecting my doubleyous.

  48. C__F on July 28th, 2011 12:15 pm

    I don't know, that second image is kind of funny.

    In a pathetic way, mind you, but still kind of funny.

  49. C__F on July 28th, 2011 12:18 pm

    We still act like it's a sword.
    /srs business

  50. C__F on July 28th, 2011 12:20 pm

    Dem graphics.

  51. MasterLuigi452 on July 28th, 2011 12:42 pm

    donotwant.jpg

  52. MasterLuigi452 on July 28th, 2011 12:43 pm

    The Legend of Zelda: Ten Swords Adventure.
    Hilarity ensures.

  53. ibbolia on July 28th, 2011 1:03 pm

    Unless only one person took it and is currently dual-wielding a set of master swords.

  54. ibbolia on July 28th, 2011 1:06 pm

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  55. ibbolia on July 28th, 2011 1:07 pm

    …okay.
    *Takes the fireball*

  56. Jerach on July 28th, 2011 1:11 pm

    You may think that these swords are useless. You forget that they shoot lasers when you're at full health.

  57. Jerach on July 28th, 2011 1:12 pm

    Of course we are, whatever would make you think otherwise?

  58. Jerach on July 28th, 2011 1:14 pm

    The second guy isn't even all that bad. I mean, look at that manly mustache!

  59. TomQuoVadis on July 28th, 2011 1:36 pm

    ♪Bum-bum-bee-bum-bum-bum…♫

    Doodly doot dee doo…

  60. Old Man Jenkins on July 28th, 2011 12:44 pm

    Okay, that was easy!
    So wheres the line for my shotgun?
    <img src="http://www.collegemagazine.com/files/image/waiting-in-line.jpg"&gt;

  61. tinynewtman on July 28th, 2011 1:45 pm

    OHGODPLEASEMAKEITSTOPKILLITKILLITWITHFIREWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  62. TheAl41 on July 28th, 2011 1:48 pm

    <img src="http://clintonjiggetts.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/fail-2.jpg"&gt;

  63. TheAl41 on July 28th, 2011 1:49 pm

    <img src="http://collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/John_Cleese/john_cleese_basil_fawlty.jpg"&gt; Dont even try it man! Dont even try it!!!

  64. TheAl41 on July 28th, 2011 1:50 pm

    /smashingboard

  65. Jimmy on July 28th, 2011 2:15 pm

    Demo-dog?

  66. TheInsaneWombat on July 28th, 2011 2:17 pm

    I have no wit to add, only this:

    HA!

  67. TheInsaneWombat on July 28th, 2011 2:18 pm

    Ooh! Wait, nevermind.

    I bet Paper Mario wishes he had one of these.

    Meh, close enough to wit for today.

  68. Geek 2.0 on July 28th, 2011 2:22 pm

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=It%27s+dangerous+to+go+alone…!

    then click images.

  69. MasqueNoMercy on July 28th, 2011 2:25 pm

    hey thanks… oh wait… that found a link back to this site, and a link to the picture that is also linked to from this site

  70. Seanhl on July 28th, 2011 3:23 pm

    <img src="http://cdn.duelinganalogs.com/comics/2008-10-27.png"&gt; this is the secret, thank God

  71. Lord_Science on July 28th, 2011 3:37 pm

    A Link within a link within a link within a link within a link?

  72. Twilightdusk on July 28th, 2011 3:55 pm

    Linkception.

  73. Sceptilianblade on July 28th, 2011 6:23 pm

    That first Link appears to be mentally unstable…

  74. Geek 2.0 on July 28th, 2011 6:26 pm

    Linkception probably took both of the swords

  75. Geek 2.0 on July 28th, 2011 6:28 pm

    I didn't want to have to do this, but here is a very long link!
    http://www.google.com/imgres?q=It%27s+dangerous+t…

  76. Sceptilianblade on July 28th, 2011 6:31 pm

    <img src="http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/original/129993820274.png&quot; img>
    DO NOT WANT.

  77. Seanhl on July 28th, 2011 9:01 pm

    technically they are wooden swords, but w/e

  78. Seanhl on July 28th, 2011 9:03 pm

    this may help <img src="http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/97/88/b660463d944b73ad17ebbf31bad37a82.jpg"&gt; yuri fans may now rejoice

  79. Pioneer1 on July 28th, 2011 9:27 pm

    neither does she:<img src="http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/249159_212295075471080_212291658804755_684234_1528207_n.jpg&quot; width="400/">

  80. Trolldad on July 28th, 2011 9:28 pm

    No thanks old man,
    I'll take your fire and stab it on my arrow to give me fire arrows

  81. Drjolt on July 29th, 2011 1:34 am

    Wait, he gives these out for free? I cant explain the things i had to do to get one…Things that involve ostriches and explosions.

  82. VT_Juju_Man on July 29th, 2011 3:31 am

    look at the zelda then, that's clearly a guy…… OMFGIJUSTMADEITWORSE!

  83. Seanhl on July 29th, 2011 10:10 am

    am I the only one who seems to notice Pembroke Welsh Corgis seem to be ridiculously popular in Japan

  84. Ice_Cold_Water on July 29th, 2011 11:19 am

    Probably because they're just big enough to be not gay, and just short enough to not be able to get on the table :P

  85. Ryu_Bonkosi on July 29th, 2011 7:56 pm

    Only if you aren't a changeling rogue, if you are then you only deal half damage.

  86. Puubasan on July 29th, 2011 9:27 pm

    fuck yuri!
    that means i cant get any.

  87. Drjolt on July 30th, 2011 3:44 am

    *looks at giant golden sword* Man this sword is aw- *Finds paper* I-…I need that sword.

  88. Snow on July 31st, 2011 9:49 pm

    Ah, so that’s what it was. I saw the old man was all out when I spotted the poster over the weekend. It was at Megaplex, a furry convention in Orlando, FL.

  89. Xolopitli on August 1st, 2011 12:53 pm

    You have no idea how tempted I am into doing that.

  90. AManWithACloak on August 1st, 2011 2:04 pm

    Don't listen to the haters. Unless they have a top hat.

  91. AManWithACloak on August 1st, 2011 2:05 pm

    Give a kid a sword, he lives for a day.
    Give ten kids a sword, and one of them is bound to be the hero!

  92. AManWithACloak on August 1st, 2011 2:06 pm

    You can only use the smashing board if you don't take the sword.

  93. WestheAwesome on August 4th, 2011 12:42 am

    You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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