And then there will be cake (comic)
When life doesn’t give you cake, GET MAD. Complain to life’s manager!
Make life rue the day it didn’t give Chell and the Companion Cube cake!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 27, 2011 · 7:14 PM 
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144 Responses to “And then there will be cake”

  1. DTurboKiller on July 27th, 2011 7:19 pm

    That's not a cake, that's a sandwich. We sell those too.

  2. AdeptIsaac on July 27th, 2011 7:19 pm

    Didn't you hear? The cake is a lie. Always will be. Learn from Mario. He'll tell you ALL about it!

  3. Zabrio on July 27th, 2011 7:19 pm

    did chell just make a cake sandwich o.o?


  4. Vatonnage on July 27th, 2011 7:20 pm

    Baking's a piece of cake!

  5. RespectfulGlove on July 27th, 2011 7:21 pm

    Crack open a few Egg Chells, bake some of that Wheatley in the mix, add a little Lemon Cherry on top, and bam, you get a Companion Crepe!

    …Fine, someone point me to the nearest corner in the wheat field.

  6. TigerTylar on July 27th, 2011 7:28 pm

    hah this is awesome, i've always wondered what Chell would do in a giant wheat field…

  7. razorman715 on July 27th, 2011 7:29 pm

    Hell, i'd still eat that.

  8. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 27th, 2011 7:29 pm

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    See kids, Minecraft does teach you things. Way to prove 'em, girl.

  9. RemielChibus on July 27th, 2011 7:31 pm

    Here at Aperture Science, our subjects learn important life skills from their experience on the cutting edge of science! Improvisation! Enthusiasm! How to acquire suspect materials like that red pasty stuff! You don't wanna know where that's been.

    Cave Johnson, we're done here.

  10. Shawn Handyside on July 27th, 2011 7:35 pm

    Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl…

  11. TheAl41 on July 27th, 2011 7:41 pm
  12. Ice_Cold_Water on July 27th, 2011 6:43 pm

    Mmmm, this cake sure does look delicious! … (taste)
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  13. tveye on July 27th, 2011 7:49 pm

    What's that in the fourth panel…a b-BIRD! BIRD! GET IT AWAY!

  14. Ovahdrive on July 27th, 2011 7:50 pm

    Meat cake?

  15. BlurrySandwich on July 27th, 2011 7:58 pm

    This is like the shows "Survivor" and "Cake Boss" combined.

    I shall call it… THE CAKE BOSS SURVIVOR… (the companion cube is the cake boss)

  16. Henry_Wong on July 27th, 2011 7:59 pm

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  17. TopRattata on July 27th, 2011 8:05 pm

    I'm eating lemon cake right now! :D

  18. TCC on July 27th, 2011 8:11 pm

    Take about five dozen eggs, start puttin' em in a bowl. Mix the FUCK out of em, and what do you get?


    eggs…. all you added was eggs…. it's still just eggs… ._.

  19. CriticalQuit on July 27th, 2011 8:13 pm

    Thank goodness for minecraft cooking physics!

  20. greenxboy on July 27th, 2011 8:26 pm

    Everytime i think about the portal 2 ending i always wonder if being outside is a good think for her.

  21. C__F on July 27th, 2011 8:28 pm

    The difference between Chell and most people?

    Most people would search for civilization.
    Chell makes that cake she was due.

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  22. PortalMan118 on July 27th, 2011 8:35 pm

    I'm more of a pie person


  23. TheInsaneWombat on July 27th, 2011 9:06 pm

    I call bullshit. That is clearly a pie.

  24. Artakha on July 27th, 2011 9:31 pm

    You should have listened to the messages, Chell.
    <img src="; border="0" the cake is a lie Pictures, Images and Photos"/>
    Even Leonidas is with the program.

  25. Artakha on July 27th, 2011 9:33 pm

    … and this one is just for the LULZ.
    <img src="; border="0" Cake is a lie Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

  26. Rain on July 27th, 2011 9:33 pm

    Uh, wait a minute, where did Chell get that red filling for her sandwich cake?

    According to the comic, she took a bunch of wheat from the wheat field, an egg from a crow's nest, and something from the cow. (other than milk)

  27. Skrist on July 27th, 2011 9:53 pm

    Cake you say? rel="nofollow">

  28. Doctor Rover on July 27th, 2011 9:58 pm

    Wait a minute here, that's a bull!

    Not a cow, How does she get mil-

    oh my…

  29. Redzeroine on July 27th, 2011 10:03 pm

    Lets be honest, it probably tastes better than volcano bakemeat

  30. MasterLuigi452 on July 27th, 2011 10:11 pm

    I'm sorry, but I cannot make any witty comments for this awesome comic due to busily laughing on the floor.

  31. Jimmy on July 27th, 2011 10:37 pm

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    Take about five dozen eggs…

  32. Lynxeh on July 27th, 2011 11:59 pm

    A: That’s a bull

    B: There is no sugar


  33. Shatman on July 28th, 2011 2:02 am
  34. Zyquux on July 28th, 2011 2:10 am

    Reminds me of rel="nofollow">this.

  35. HughbertEsq on July 28th, 2011 8:06 am

    All you gotta is take a cup of flour
    Add it to the mix!….

  36. Hatmor on July 28th, 2011 8:55 am

    Let them eat cake, you monster…

  37. KZN02 on July 28th, 2011 9:41 am

    Let her eat cake.

  38. sailoryue on July 28th, 2011 10:46 am

    guys, thats a steer. steers have udders and therefor make milk. not all cows that make milk are female.

  39. AManWithACloak on August 1st, 2011 1:56 pm

    It's a good thing she listened to Fact Core.

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