This only bothers me because the math seems to add up so well.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 25, 2011 · 2:29 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
My mind! It has been blown!
And you know, they sell those plushes at places like Hot Topic and Spencers.
FIRST!
Wait. What? I have to get my post approved by the site admin?
a small speed bump in my conquest…aura master, you've gained this one, i'll be back. earlier. with slight recognition.
Slow week, right Shawn?
By the looks of it, it is.
It's like the Da Vinci code man! Everything connects to everything else!
So is this Angrybirdlolz now?
So what combinations make the bomb bird? Or the egg-laying bird? (I do not know their technical names, if they even have them. The birds, that is)
THIS IS THE GREAT MUPPETS AND SESAME STREET WAR!!!!!!!!!
>grabs iPod
>plugs it in speakers
>plays Angry birds theme
>sets loop to "on"
I'll just leave this here.
COOKIES!!!!
oh god… now all I'll be thinking about the next time I play angry birds is sesame street :o
So is Big Bird two-timing Bert and Sid (aka Cookie Monster), or was it a three-some?
Clearly Shawn has been kidnapped by birds that are upset due to the lack of Angry Bird submissions.
Now in order to save him with must get some random species of animal to fling into sling shot to save Shawn from his captives!
I'd hate to try calculus with this kind of logic.
That or he's having to save all the good stuff because he doesn't want to give people too much pony at a time. =P
They all look like they've pounded down a few too many….
I wonder what happens when you combine them all……
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Eugh, sorry i asked.
Whoever makes those Angry Bird plushies needs to sell them for a lot less. Those are friggin' perfect in bulk for indoor snowball fights!
Muppets=Video games!!!
IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!
Angry Birds:
The new TF2
No such thing.
Wait, where does the blackbird come from? And the egg dropping one? And the boomerang?
Random species of animal?
MY LITTLE ANGRY PONIES
FRIENDSHIP IS REVENGE
I think Shawn has an obsession with birds.
Angry ones, to be exact.
Any amount of Pony is too much.
There I said it
Do you really want to know the answer to that?
Also, I finally got 69 epeen!!! *shades*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring in the Marmosets
So no sign of El Bombardier Bird?
I wonder what it would take to spawn it
(alcohol, and lots of it)
Oh man, I love saying that out loud. "FRIENDSHIP IS REVENGE"
His wife left him?
At a most adequate time, as well!
Animal. He had a few…Ermm…"Adventures".
ONE DEAD PIG. AH HA HA.
TWO DEAD PIG. AH HA HA.
THREE DEAD PIG. AH HA HA.
Funny how combining the spawn of the Muppets/Sesame Street makes a creature that can only be smitten by kindness.
All of them were Big Bird and the following (in the respective order):
-Crazy Harry
-Camilla
-Lew Zealand
No birds involved in the breeding of the red bird? This can only mean one thing:
THAT RED CREATURE IS NO BIRD!
For science!
I hate to try calculus with real logic!
That's what happens when you do submissions featuring ponies at 2:30 in the morning.
DAT BAHD IS AH SPAH!
Big bird be pimp'n yo
these sesame street/angry bird mating equations are brought to you by… the number 69
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If it is not a bird we should rename it.
El Groucho is a pretty fitting name, don't you think?
Inb4angrybirdtf2parody
Poor Bert, Big Bird would have torn him apart. Ernie will never feel any tightness ever again.
SOMEPONY MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
Yeah… shit's tough.
It seems like it's Go-Time at Halolz.
To-Do list:
1. Find a suitable gentlemanly weapon (Fisticuffs)
2. Get a soundtrack for the shitbeatings (ROW ROW! FIGHT THE POWAH!)
3. Recruit other gentlemen to the cause (Cue patriotic speech)
4. ???
5. PROFIT
6. There is no step six.
Holy crap. I forgot I sent this to Shawn.
Personally, I'm just glad Gonzo and Snuffalufagus aren't mating. Could you imagine that bird?
Irony… In mah Halolz?
Back on the topic of science!
Today: BULLETS
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'teck yes
blasphemy!!
GET TO THE E.R.!!!!
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Except Halo. This is, of course, Halolz, so that is to be expected.
Looks like Kermit and Miss Piggy stole that particular batch of Cookies
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Wow, lots of angry birds this week. I bet this is how Shawn is washing the taste of Ponies out of our mouths.
He's trying to wash the Pony out of our mouths, as I said before.
I was ignoring math before it was cool
But first you must ask yourself:
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Shawn?
Thanks for ruining my childhood :[
i should really stop following you with this, but…..
<img src="http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/130831979143.jpg">
after awhile you will see this in your sleep
Gorden heavy!
oh and….<img src="http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/130831979143.jpg">
I should really stop following theal41 with borat, so i shall now follow him with…
<img src="http://ranger.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/haaax_5.png">
it's on now!
<img src="http://ranger.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/haaax_5.png">
This works. Why does it work? ಠ_ಠ
Iron's good for your diet.
Garugamesh… D:
As Alpar, I have to say I'm proud of you for saying that.
As an Asian, I have to say you rack disciprine. NOW GET OFF DA COMPUTRER AND GET A PHDS.
Just wait for my FBI job…
Since fraud detection is more fun than engineering…
BIRDS!
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<img src="http://zanypickle.com/wp-content/gallery//2009/07/idunno.jpg">
OBJECTION!!!.
Over ruled!
I HAVE STARTED A WAR FOR NO RAISIN! (FUTURAMA REFERENCE) YOU HAVE BEEN SET UP THE BOMB!
What sort of whack inter-species mating rituals had to occur to produce…. some of the greatest video game icons in existence? I need to call Ms. Piggy so we can get it on.
so does that meen when you combine big bird and Oscar the Grouch you get the bomb bird
Cant you remanufacture bullets after use?
No, you get one F***ed up dido….
I love it when a whole community gets together, and refuses to give a very obvious troll minus ones. That, or they're just Stalin.
<img src=http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=37997,filename=You-must-be-new-here.jpg>
yes, but you still killed them *glados voice* you monster.
So…… Burt is a furry?
A troll? You behoove me, Now i appreciate a nice pun as much as the next man, but to label me a troll? All I've done is acquire the virgin post on a board, aware of the -1s I'd assume I'd receive. Have i incited anger, or even attempted to? Why, no, i have not, sir, for that is not my goal. You dare say I'm trolling?
I. Am .NOT. trolling, i am a gentleman, a gentleman does NOT. troll.
would you like to SEE trolling?
NEW SOLIDER GUNS ARE SOOOO UNDERPOWERD, NERF HEAVY!
THIS BOARD IS NOTHING BUT CSI MEMES AND MOTORCYLES!
EVRY1S A GRAMMER NATZI, THEIR ANNYOING,
GRAMMAR HAMMER? THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
That. Is trolling, sir.
You really thought that I thought that you were trolling?
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As an Asian, I say that DEY BRING SHAME TO HALOLZ FAMIRY.
As a former AP student, I quote a certain movie about Calculus. "Hey, I'm the first one here! What's calcoolus?"
Heavy is looking classy in those glasses.
Don't you mean HARORZ?
Well played.
GAH CANNOT UNREAD