Well they put Strong Bad in Poker Night at the Inventory… I guess this could work too!
By DaBurninator, submitted by BubbleRevolution
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 24, 2011 · 4:03 PM
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I fear Bubs would likely bring a lot of competition to Mann Co.
Don't you remember Poker Night at the Inventory? Heavy kept calling Strong Bad "Tiny Heavy". Shouldn't Strong Bad be the Heavy because of this?
This guy's entire gallery kicks so much boat take!
Sniping's an easy jorb, mate.
That's what Strong Bad WANTS the Heavy to think. Then, when the big guy least expects it….
THAT WRESTLEMAN IS A SPY!
Talk about…
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EASY HEADSHOTS
This *would* be a great idea. Now if only Homestarrunner.com wasn't completely dead.
Edit: Oh no! He's telling the truth, get him!
Challenging work, out of doors….
though I took it mostly because I got to pee in a jar.
Providing the finest unlicensed licensed products imaginable.
Bubs charges $25 for every sticky he uses.
Strongmad wont be so happy when he finds out the AnouncerOfTown ate his sandvich.
Everyone loves the Scout. He is a terrific mercenary
One day his friend, the Pyro, asked him to join the Strongest Mercenary in the World Contest.
The Scout agreed, and they both trained for days to become the strongest mercenaries in the world.
On the way to the competition, another competitor, The Spy, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! Rainbows make you cry!"
Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: Miss Pauling starts everyone off with a flag. Whoever caps the most flags wins.
Miss Pauling gave them all a flag.
The Scout realized that the Spy was getting some extra help. "That Engie is using his dispenser to heal the Spy! I'll abandon my flag to stop that CHEAT!"
The Scout destroyed the dispenser from behind the Spy. "Oh no!" the Spy yelled.
The Spy was burnt, and the Pyro won.
Knowing that he could not have done it without the Scout's help, the Pyro shared the trophy.
Guess who's a giant Homestar fan?
I'm missing Pom Pom here D:. I'm guessing he's the Administrator.
Looks like Heavy's Ammo belt consists of Consummate Vs!
Now, THIS is the kind of stuff we WANT you to post, Shawn. Hopeful reminiscence of the bygone eras we grew up in.
This would be a perfect combination, if it wasn't for the fact that the updates would suffer from both Valve Time and Chaps Time.
If someone may kindly enlighten me to the Homestar franchise I would be most grateful
I see what you did there, but I wonder why are you getting -1'd?
Maybe because you didn't use tuckus, hinders, bwathom or boontockle.
Imagine Bubs as the Engineer.
The dispenser would have a sticky note on it saying: "Heals: $10 Ammo: $20"
And the Teddy would be Onion Bubs.
So, does they Pyrosmith's flamethrower shoot imitation chocolate hundred dollar bills?
Coming soon: Where my Towering Pillar of Hats is at?
Seeing how you were thumb-down'd I went to see the website in hopes of an update.
Nothing new,
:c
The Scout Gets Something Stuck in his Craw.
Pictured at left: Trogdor the Burninator.
They're on hiatus because Missy had a baby. They're doing real-life stuff now.
Dear Strongbad,
How do you backstab with boxing gloves on?
That actually sounds a lot like something Coach Z would say.
If something has 10ish characters, you bet it has a TF2 parody.
Strong Heavy doesn't even have a head. He just has a face in his torso. :P
Marzipan's missing, too, and she might be a better Medic than Strong Sad.
<<< BACKSTAB'D!!!! >>>
Well, I just got back from the Dominican Republic, and being exhausted, I'm all outta witty juices in mah brain. So for now I guess I'll just leave a comment saying it's good to be back, Halolz.
Dear Creepy Marshy Lover,
The same way I type on keyboards with them.
Dude, yes!!!! I've been watching him for frickin' ages and he never stops being amazing. And then I realised I should've submitted this ಠ__ಠ
OHWELL.JPG
NOBODYACTUALLYCARESWHOSUBMITSSOMETHINGGUYS.GIF
1. http://homestarrunner.com/
2. 'watch intro'
3. Scroll mouse up and down the main page buttons for a few minutes
4. 'first time here?' (way on the right)
5. "A Jorb Well Done"
(homestar talker is crap nerpanerpnerp)6. Click 'sbemails' in footer and find a topic relevant to your interests (I'd recommend starting somewhere around three-quarters down and roughly working your way up)
7. Watch several more emails relevant to your interests
8. Watch character videos via the footer
9. Eventually watch everything on entire website
10. ????????
11. VICTORY! B)
Say what?
?t=41s" rel="nofollow">Ow! My spine!
Still, only three toons in a year…
SAP'D!!!!
She's the announcer.
If it has 4 characters, Left 4 Dead parody.
The Medic Wets Yonder Bed.
….because I guess that's what Germans are into.
Anyone else really want a point and click multiplayer shooter right now?
For a limited time an item was offered, but random drops and a preset event ending time many players found themselves greatly disappointed.
It seemed you could not get ye flask.
Actually it's Gel-Arshie.
I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm coming to your house after school!
One of the Chapman brothers (I think it was Matt) married Missy, the girl who does the voice of Marzipan. They had a child and they're on hiatus for the moment taking care of their new baby.
If it has 6-8ish characters, a pony parody.
Make the fort different, eh? WEEEEELLLL…
The Pyro, he could talk
And Miss Pauling would rock
And Dustbowl would be a giant tree that would devour everyone 'cept the Engie and me
And Heavy would be underground in a box with with Spies
Demo would give away grenade launches shooting burning chocolate sticky bombs
And that stupid Nazi Medic would have born with horns and a tail
And the Sniper would wear a cool jacket
And the Scout just couldn't hack it
And Saxton wouldn't change at all, or I'd be a mess on the wall
And this little Soldier would be modestly hot girl
You know the kind that only sorta hot so they don't hang out with other Spies…
Need a dispensah heaw! Need a dispensah heaw! Need a dispensah heaw!
A several year moment, the longest of all moments!
DaBurninator?
Oh man this sounds better than the Trogdor video game.
And if it has 2-3 characters, a Portal parody!
Alternatively:
Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with blood on your suit?
Hmm, maybe I should use a less offensive term.
Twees maybe?
Dad I'm an assassin, not a crazed gunman. Well the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness!
YES THIS PHONE'S PLUGGED IN!
Man, what I wouldn't have given to for a Trogdor-shaped blowtorch as part of Strong Bad's collateral for Poker Night at the Inventory. The Pyro would lay everything to BURNINATION with one of those bad boys!
There is no such book.
Wait, wouldn't Homsar be a better Spy, seeing as he is the Hidden Guy?
Medicsad is sad, cause everybody diiieeed.
Close enough?
Alternatively, I see your point-and-click shooter and raise you a text command-based shooter.
">Throw grenade
You don't have any grenades, but you do have a baby."
Good point. His Strong Sad disguise was perfect. But then who would be the Soldier?
Let's not forget about the nine-man band rule:
-The speedy or annoying character
-The valiant or broad-shouldered character
-Anyone that doesn't fit any other class (but fits into a hazmat-suit!)
-The risk-taking character (or the token black guy)
-The fat or really big character
-The techie or the generally nice character
-The insane character, the scientist/doctor, or someone closely associated with the big character
-The quiet, tall, or wise character
-The cocky, gentlemen-ish, or sneaky character
And just like that, I've already imagined a full Meet the Zelda team.
You were hit by a Crocket.
Dominated short pants.
Are they all Link?
Strongsad would make a terrible medic… "i'm sad and i'm practicing medicine"
Welcome back.
All you missed was chickens and a -1 troll.
Can you honestly imagine Strong Mad as anyone BESIDES The Heavy?
If it has 0 or infinity characters, there will be ponies
And no matter how many characters there are… Kratos has killed them
HeavyMad: DAAAAAKTAAAWWW
MedicSad: What's the point in helping you when you're just going to die anyways… *sigh*
I have never wated this and probably won't. In other news, I finally was bothered enough to change my avatar, and I now have a Derby hat and monocle.
Are you a wizard?
Is Strongmad immune to headshots then?
That depends. Was I right?
Two shots to kill-
I never actually watched these, and the only person I know who has is my Physics teacher from last year (he's in his 20s, but still). Are they any good?
You are now my favorite person in the history of ever.
And here I thought it was the SNIPER who was obsessed with urine.
You have school. In the summer.
Seriously, I don't even have to testify at court until the summer's over!
Dear Strong Bad,
How do you stick so many cigarettes in your mouth at once and still swear at people?
Wow, this hiatus has been
*shades*
MOMENTOUS.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If it has a character punching someone, Falcon Punch parody.
If it has a character pointing, Objection parody.
If it has a robot, Portal 2 parody.
If it has a phrase repeated over and over, Navi parody.
If it is a game, there will be a parody, somehow, somewhere.
OBJECTION!
WE DON'T HAVE A ANN-
"Hey! Listen!""Hey! Listen!""Hey! Listen!""Hey! Listen!""Hey! Listen!""Hey! Listen!"
…Your Honor, I wish to retract my previous statement.
Strong Mad could be the Scout.
Yes, that makes total sense to my deranged mind.
GRAMMAR HAMMER
*does the Pyrosmith's flame thrower shoot imitations of chocolate hundred-dollar bills?
That is the longest time I've used the hammer at once.
Next time, try killing ONE of them.
You could say strong sad is a
*shades*
Sad-ist.
Nice, nice. Actually if I'm going to keep up the explanations for TBC here, Matt (who does voices) has been working on Monster Safari for 2012. No idea about Mike, but I'll assume he's got some other job going on now. Of course it's perfectly fine if H*R isn't a viable prospect amongst more stable incomes, but I do wish they'd announce these things officially. I've only heard about it through lots of grapevine talk.
Now try to imagine HomestarRunner himself trying to say "Force-a-Nature"
A lot of these don't really match up with the class. I mean, Homestar makes sense, but I'd imagine that Strong Bad woulda been the Soldier. He justs sorta fits into that personality of the Soldier (or could, anyway). And there's that rocket launcher he had in the move theater sbemail. I will admit, I never thought of the Poopsmith being Pyro, despite how obvious it is. Demo, I imagined would be Coach Z, I mean, Demo's always drunk, Coach Z can get drunk off mouthwash. And they're both a little incomprehensible. Heavy's obvious, Engi should be Bubs. I mean, Bubs is just the main supplier, really. It makes sense. Medic should probably be The Cheat, because Soldiers and Heavies make good ubers. Sniper, I guess that could Strong Sad. They're kind of both loners really. Although with strong Sad, it's cause no-one likes him, with Sniper, it's cause he choses to be one. Spy should, as someone mentioned, be Homsar. His Strong Sad disguise was perfect, and if he can defy the laws of physics, surely he can turn himself invisible? He's also usually the hidden guy who's only in an easter egg, so he has no trouble with being hidden. And there's the bowler hat too.
Wow, long comment.
Welcome back, Alpar.
Feel lucky you missed the cuccos. They chased me all day yesterday.
INB4 TL;DR
Wait, have we had a Meme Fortress yet?
Homestar Fortress: The new shooter from Valvelexctix.
You need to have mini-crits to kill him…
Force O' Nurture -cut-
Farce of Nature -cut-
Force. A…..*line?* -cut-
Force-a-Nature (pronounced na-TU-re) -cut-
I got three words for you. No. Volume. Control.
"Dear Strong Bad, if you hate Homestar so much, why don't you kill them?
Hmm, that's not a bad idea…"
We've all had our fair share of those things at some point in our lives as gamers.
Sounds like the usual Halolz.
If it has anything at all, rule 34 does something with it.
Well if the reaction here is anything to go by, yes!!!!
(Of course I may only be slightly biased.
my avatar.)I was thinking it'd sound like "Faucet Neigh-Chore"
And with that conclusion, we've summed up every parody ever on the internet.
I think the joke just sailed over your head on this one…. The flamethrower shoots hundred-dollar bills made of imitation chocolate(which is a HR reference), which would make it shoot imitation-chocolate hundred-dollar bills. The only correction necessary is are the hyphens I bolded.
Trogdor should be Pyro.
That, or the Pyro should wield a flamethrower named "Trogdor the Burninator"
I am totally going to name my weapon "Trogdor the BackBurninator"
ice match-ups. Poopsmith and Pyro are already pretty much the same character.