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The Original Angry Birds

Unlike in Angry Birds, throwing birds at your enemies in Zelda games is not nearly as effective.
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The Original Angry Birds



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 23, 2011 · 9:51 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (363 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)
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78 Responses to “The Original Angry Birds”

  1. razorman715 on July 23rd, 2011 9:54 pm

    Navi: Hey listen!
    Link: What?
    Navi: You should take a break!
    *Link feeds Navi to the chickens*

  2. Seto_Kaiba on July 23rd, 2011 10:02 pm

    I have a slight problem with the description…

  3. Skrist on July 23rd, 2011 10:04 pm

    And navi said the chickens were weak to the sword… what a liar!!

  4. Shatman on July 23rd, 2011 10:04 pm

    The LESS BORING Angry Birds!
    The ACTUALLY DESERVE THIS TORMENT Angry Birds!
    The I HATE ANGRY BIRDS DON'T YOU SEE Angry Birds!

    Do not let my hatred for this game influence your opinion, however. Angry Birds is a choice only you can make.

  5. razorman715 on July 23rd, 2011 10:09 pm

    Is their a -1 troll in the base or IGN now suddenley reviews comments?

  6. Nick Soapdish on July 23rd, 2011 10:11 pm

    I haven't visualized that many cocks coming for Link since I made the mistake of reading a Shiek & Link Fan-fiction.

  7. Doctor Rover on July 23rd, 2011 10:13 pm

    Kinda found it amusing that the Cucco's eyes changed in OoT 3D.

  8. MoG on July 23rd, 2011 10:15 pm

    These chickens look awfully demonic… so i did some rel="nofollow">research…

    ….I always knew they were bred for evil…

  9. Ataeru on July 23rd, 2011 10:15 pm

    *Looks at Kaiba's negative score*
    It's a solid refute to me.
    *fixed with +1*

  10. Darth_Destro on July 23rd, 2011 10:16 pm

    What's the matter, Link? Chicken?

  11. Ataeru on July 23rd, 2011 10:18 pm

    I imagine it a lot like this scene. ?t=5m15s" rel="nofollow">?t=5m15s

  12. razorman715 on July 23rd, 2011 10:18 pm

    I have to agree with you.

    Their have been a lot of -1 trolls lateley…

    So many trolls, so little time.

  13. MoG on July 23rd, 2011 10:19 pm

    -1 trolls?! QUICKLY TO THE +1 MOBILE

    <img src="http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/323910_o.gif"&gt;

  14. Jimmy on July 23rd, 2011 10:30 pm

    DEATH BY CUCCO
    …it was TOTALLY worth it.

    <img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVuA8FHwnTYER6KDZZxyWjC_lhsLgQN2IXGgwg1FFoTlzK6VlBTA"&gt;

  15. Trolldad on July 23rd, 2011 10:33 pm

    Can you link me to that fan-fiction?
    <img src="http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/gallery/me-gusta/me-gusta-original.png"&gt;

  16. El_bruno on July 23rd, 2011 10:36 pm

    <img src="http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/el_bruno/2ba79c4dcdb79b9a8a5eaa9c43b18551.gif?v=26055"&gt;

  17. El_bruno on July 23rd, 2011 10:42 pm

    I see what u did there. Now tell me how to unsee it!

  18. Caelun_Niveus on July 23rd, 2011 10:42 pm

    Hey Shawn, I sent you this by your Twitter but…
    [DANBOORU WARNING] http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/924440/blonde…

    Larger image size, just mind the ads on the site. The source they give is the same as I sent you.

  19. Henry_Wong on July 23rd, 2011 10:46 pm

    <img src=http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x38/big_appleton/angry2.jpg>
    what we don't see

  20. Vatonnage on July 23rd, 2011 10:47 pm

    I warned you about the Cuccos, dawg.
    IT KEEPS HAPPENING

  21. imnutty on July 23rd, 2011 10:53 pm

    seto does look like edgeworth

  22. ChemicalKirby on July 23rd, 2011 10:59 pm

    This is what I feel like when they are chasing me

  23. Skrist on July 23rd, 2011 11:37 pm

    It's more G4 than you think…

  24. SirNumel on July 23rd, 2011 11:49 pm

    inb4 Nobody calls me chicken!

  25. PortalMan118 on July 23rd, 2011 11:59 pm

    Holy crap that's alot of chickens! Quick, someone call Colonel Sanders!

  26. Armetron on July 24th, 2011 12:03 am

    why does this pic remind me of code lyoko

  27. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 24th, 2011 12:04 am

    Let's see what's on Halolz after a long day at work…
    *Sees Link chased by Cuccos*
    I made that joke earlier today…

    FUCK YOU, SHAWN! I DID THE JOKE FIRST!

  28. Ragnellrok on July 24th, 2011 12:29 am

    Link: Omigodomigodomigodomigod!!!!!!!
    Navi: Hey listen!
    Link: Omigodomigodomigodomigod!!!!!!! Shut up!!!!!!! Omigodomigodomigodomigod!!!!!!!
    Navi: Hey listen!
    Link: FINE WHAT DO YOU WANT?
    Navi: Cuckoo's can become violent when you attack them and may chase you in a large plague-like flock until you enter a building or a new area….
    Link: YOU SERIOUS? I ALREADY KNOW THAT!
    *Link shoots Navi into the flock with his slingshot*
    Link: Omigodomigodomigodomigod!!!!!!!

  29. CriticalQuit on July 24th, 2011 12:29 am

    This is like being chased by a 1000 Butes from Cave Story's Sacred Grounds.

    But they're CHICKENS

  30. Sid_Diddly on July 24th, 2011 12:36 am

    I think you mean snoo-snoo. It's okay everyone confuses them. Well, once. Once. It's rarely a mistake duplicated. Especially if you go to Bangkok and find "Shao Mah Cuc-coo" massage parlor and ask for the #4 Cucco special with the double-dip.

  31. Artakha on July 24th, 2011 12:39 am

    Yeah, I saw this coming.

  32. Artakha on July 24th, 2011 12:48 am

    Did you know that chickens are actually useful for getting item you technically can't get yet? If you attack a chicken over the well, and you do enough damage and fall in, the cutscene will cause you to fall to the bottom, where you can swim to the entrance. :D Interesting glitch. This will allow you to get the Lens of Truth quite early. :D

  33. Artakha on July 24th, 2011 1:01 am

    I'd be annoyed if they controlled the comments too.

  34. primedawg9170 on July 24th, 2011 1:04 am

    How can being pecked to death by angry cuccos be totally worth it? unless you happened to be this guy. http://ed.wikia.com/wiki/File:Ed_Edd_Eddy68.jpg

  35. primedawg9170 on July 24th, 2011 1:07 am

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/102/quagmire…

  36. primedawg9170 on July 24th, 2011 1:09 am

    Wow, Ganon has really lost some weight.

  37. primedawg9170 on July 24th, 2011 1:10 am

    ……I think the Joker would like to have a word with you.

  38. VT_Juju_Man on July 24th, 2011 1:42 am

    To think this all started when link told kapeo…. the owl he couldn't control other birds

    <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b64FGoGn6gc/TDMa_lUa00I/AAAAAAAAAXs/MFgxwrrE5QY/s1600/kaeporaorly.png"&gt;

  39. MasterLuigi452 on July 24th, 2011 1:48 am

    Huh…
    Two Angry Birds related submission in a week…
    That's a new record in Halolz if I remember right…

  40. Dr.Panda on July 24th, 2011 2:00 am

    And Suddenly Cocks. Everywhere.
    And all of them excited and ready for action and to take there frustration out on a young skinny elvish lad who knows how to handle a big sword…

  41. Luken64 on July 24th, 2011 2:56 am

    Ahem…

  42. Nick Soapdish on July 24th, 2011 3:35 am

    You can't unsee it just replace it with another disturbing image. For example when I did a google image search for 'Ganon' one of the results was an image of Ganondorf and Tingle 'embracing'. It's like damn you internet, that shit is gonna haunt me to the grave.

  43. A_R_ on July 24th, 2011 4:33 am

    tODay i put This SORD on a cucOO

    haha! jutst HOW HIgH do you Have to BE todo THAT!

    / +1 for Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff reference

  44. A_R_ on July 24th, 2011 4:34 am

    It's all in the eyes.

  45. NightWight on July 24th, 2011 5:05 am

    Falcon Punching a woman in the stomach is said to abort any babies she might be carrying. So, if you Falcon Punch your brain you should logically abort the "baby" memories of this comment.

  46. HughbertEsq on July 24th, 2011 6:07 am

    Da Fu…
    Has Link just won the young fliers competition or something?

  47. HughbertEsq on July 24th, 2011 6:07 am

    Must. have. Geef

  48. VT_Juju_Man on July 24th, 2011 6:10 am

    <img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_olBWMg-gKaY/TDNqKgZZ3LI/AAAAAAAAAOA/9b7aNsyjXbc/s1600/0.jpg"&gt;

    Nobody calls me chicken

  49. HughbertEsq on July 24th, 2011 6:12 am

    Gee, I wonder what Links up to right now?
    *sees veritable wall of Cucoos coming from Kakiroko*

    Mother of God

  50. Link Lab on July 24th, 2011 9:37 am

    *looks arounds*
    Whew! I think they're away now. I couldn't comment because I've been hiding in the windmill.

    Hopefully they won't fi-OH GOD!
    *runs as an army of Cucco flood into the windmill*

  51. Japanimal on July 24th, 2011 8:58 am

    CUCCO! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I am Link ______ from Lost Woods and I’m going to kill each and every one of you! Naví, get in the bottle, it’s the only way!

  52. vash_ts on July 24th, 2011 9:59 am

    "run to the MILL, run for your lives!!"
    Iron maiden for gamers…

  53. WhiteLightninja on July 24th, 2011 2:19 pm

    Is it wrong if all I can see is the 3rd colossus's face on each cuccoo?
    http://lh4.ggpht.com/-QqkCIIVaysM/SDYq2lXP4pI/AAA…

    Scary.

  54. PumpkinKing on July 24th, 2011 4:31 pm

    Never stop running
    It will never end

  55. Ice_Cold_Water on July 24th, 2011 5:31 pm

    Aww! I remember walking around on the Super Nintendo as an ignorant little child just slicing the chickens! It was a lot of fun, until I was slapped in the face with reality.

  56. penguindude42 on July 24th, 2011 6:56 pm

    TROLOLOLOLOLO

  57. penguindude42 on July 24th, 2011 6:57 pm

    ME GUSTA

  58. Hatmor on July 24th, 2011 8:07 pm

    Yes, you saw all the cocks coming for Link

  59. Hatmor on July 24th, 2011 8:35 pm

    Or just your memories from when you were a baby

  60. Seanhl on July 24th, 2011 9:13 pm

    never, EVER view anything involving skewerflash and gardevoir *twitch*

  61. Seanhl on July 24th, 2011 9:17 pm

    finally someone else who watched that show

  62. Seanhl on July 24th, 2011 9:17 pm

    HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPSTER!!!

  63. Seanhl on July 24th, 2011 9:19 pm

    well, according to cosplayers, he's a girl

  64. Seanhl on July 24th, 2011 9:23 pm

    quick, get to twilight princess, there you can take control of chickens by hitting them

  65. Pioneer1 on July 24th, 2011 9:40 pm

    that was a great show

  66. El_bruno on July 24th, 2011 9:45 pm

    Or, for that matter, Gardevoir or Skewerflash in general.

  67. Hatmor on July 24th, 2011 10:50 pm

    Looks like it finally come…
    THE A-FLOCK-ALYPSE

  68. cap0man on July 25th, 2011 12:41 am

    Twilignt princess, my first death, that wretched wretched salesbird. I couldn't figure out how to pay it!!! I really wanted to! Forget the arrow of light, we need to sick the birds on Gannondorf.

  69. Link Lab on July 25th, 2011 5:28 am

    I sould be safe in here. I'm in the Water Temple. I don't think they can dive down that low. I'll just stay here until they give up. IF they give up.

  70. Seanhl on July 25th, 2011 10:17 am

    type in male gardevoir on google images with safe search off *oh god face* needs therapy for months

  71. Xolopitli on July 25th, 2011 4:20 pm

    Oh, it's a cucco, the annoying bird species of the Legend of Zelda franchise! If I attack one, the others will get angry and kill me! …Imma go hit it with my sword!

  72. WestheAwesome on July 25th, 2011 4:24 pm

    It wasn't that funny the first time….

  73. El_bruno on July 25th, 2011 5:30 pm

    I know that kind of stuff must not be looked for! I'm chilean, not a dumbass!

  74. WhiteLightninja on July 25th, 2011 7:08 pm

    Giant foreheads, that is all

  75. Tacogod225 on July 25th, 2011 8:58 pm

    I'd take a swarm of Cuccos over a mighty eagle ANYDAY.

  76. Armetron on July 25th, 2011 9:04 pm

    to bad that I could not finish the story

  77. Daemongrave on August 10th, 2011 12:26 am

    Replace link with Harland Sanders. XDDDD

  78. pokemon_girl on December 28th, 2011 5:41 pm

    And then navi uses thunderbolt and wins. Plus one for the pokemonz!

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