Sticky Situations (comic)

I… uhh… yeah. Eww.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 20, 2011 · 7:48 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (222 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Disturbing, Portal, Robots, Sequential Art, Valve Software

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112 Responses to “Sticky Situations”

  1. Not_anon on July 20th, 2011 7:55 am

    Wheatley please, Contain your orgasm.

  2. razorman715 on July 20th, 2011 7:56 am

    Thank you for poting this shawn. You have forever ruined another one of my favorite charcaters by doing this.

    I need to take a shower now.

  3. Navy_Pheonix on July 20th, 2011 8:02 am

    But when I do test?

    Man alive, it feels good!

  4. EddRazzell on July 20th, 2011 8:20 am

    Rule 34
    NO EXCEPTIONS

  5. Gamage on July 20th, 2011 8:25 am

    Wait when he tries to kill you don't you get it all over you…. OH GOD.

  6. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 8:31 am

    Chell is disappointed with Wheatley's performance…

  7. _XD on July 20th, 2011 8:31 am

    I don't get it.
    :(

  8. Skrist on July 20th, 2011 8:37 am

    It'll take a lot of fireworks to clean that place up.

  9. ChemicalKirby on July 20th, 2011 9:05 am

    He doesn't seem so happy when you use white gel to send him to space.

    inb4spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

  10. Uzumakiclan43 on July 20th, 2011 9:09 am

    Wheatley might want to get that checked out. What specifically, I have no idea and even less interest to to find out…

  11. redroverone on July 20th, 2011 9:09 am

    But…but…it comes in THREE COLORS….

    Oh Gods…my mind….

  12. Bobomberman on July 20th, 2011 9:16 am

    Does this mean Chell is pregnant? If so I will partake in NONE OF THIS!

  13. Damocles on July 20th, 2011 9:45 am

    Premature test completion

  14. CriticalQuit on July 20th, 2011 9:56 am

    Wheatley needs to stop watching test chamber porn.

  15. madhatter0082 on July 20th, 2011 10:01 am

    His tests might not be very big or last very long, but in regards to how long it takes to get the next one up: LEGENDARY.

  16. Marzen on July 20th, 2011 10:03 am

    Yep, sounds like another Wednesday to me at Aperture.

  17. Darth_Destro on July 20th, 2011 10:28 am

    *walks into Halolz, sees latest post*

    0_o

  18. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 11:00 am

    Or maybe the whole thing is just one big software simulation inside of GLaDOS.

    It was all just a dream….

  19. Red_Zero on July 20th, 2011 11:07 am

    Uhhh… Poor Chell, having to hear how cores have sexual pleasure while she is a forever alone

  20. VT_Juju_Man on July 20th, 2011 11:27 am

    Guess what, wheatley's sperm is pure poison, and I am deathly ill

  21. HughbertEsq on July 20th, 2011 12:37 pm

    Oh you Dirty Core!

  22. Doctor Rover on July 20th, 2011 1:33 pm
  23. TomQuoVadis on July 20th, 2011 1:34 pm

    I can only think of one thing to say in response to this.

    WHY?

  24. MasterLuigi452 on July 20th, 2011 1:50 pm
  25. Jimmy on July 20th, 2011 2:59 pm

    There's SCIENCE…in my pants!!!
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/vsrecommendedgames/images/b/bf/I_jizz_in_my_pants_by_HOLIMOUNT.jpg&quot; width="200" length="200">

  26. Dr.Panda on July 20th, 2011 3:13 pm

    Chell needs an adult?

  27. Gary_Blue on July 20th, 2011 3:16 pm

    So when GlaDOS says she wants to test forever…

    I should be pleased?

  28. Artakha on July 20th, 2011 8:28 pm
  29. penguindude42 on July 20th, 2011 8:52 pm

    ALTERNATE TITLE:
    Wheatley's Hot Sticky Fluids

  30. Zyquux on July 20th, 2011 10:47 pm

    Oh look at this screenshot I made three months ago.

    EDIT: Forgot this: /oldjoke

  31. PortalMan118 on July 22nd, 2011 12:35 am

    I am proud of us as a race that it took as long as it did for a sexual portal joke.

    HUMANITY: WE ARE IMPROVING!!

  32. cap0man on July 25th, 2011 12:36 am

    Sigh, seriously? Why is it that so many must ruin all good thing.

  33. Tacogod225 on July 25th, 2011 9:07 pm

    Put a portal there….and there. Now walk through that one and -- wait! Go back! Now go forward! Back again! OH YES! That was orgasmically satisfying!

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