Sticky Situations

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1. Not_anon on July 20th, 2011 7:55 am
   

   Wheatley please, Contain your orgasm.
2. razorman715 on July 20th, 2011 7:56 am
   

   Thank you for poting this shawn. You have forever ruined another one of my favorite charcaters by doing this.

   I need to take a shower now.
3. Navy_Pheonix on July 20th, 2011 8:02 am
   

   But when I do test?

   Man alive, it feels good!
4. EddRazzell on July 20th, 2011 8:20 am
   

   Rule 34
   NO EXCEPTIONS
5. Gamage on July 20th, 2011 8:25 am
   

   Wait when he tries to kill you don't you get it all over you…. OH GOD.
6. Fhantinabox on July 20th, 2011 8:26 am
   

   I wish they would…for EVERYTHING!!
7. EddRazzell on July 20th, 2011 8:31 am
   

   GLaDos : Oh no , This is the part where he kills you

   Wheatly : This is the part where I kill you

   <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/006/101/chp9.png?1308173806"&gt;

   Achievement unlocked : The part where he kills you

   Music : The Part Where He Kills You
8. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 8:31 am
   

   Chell is disappointed with Wheatley's performance…
9. _XD on July 20th, 2011 8:31 am
   

   I don't get it.
   :(
10. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 8:34 am
    

    Well _XD, when an AI loves testing very much…
11. Skrist on July 20th, 2011 8:37 am
    

    It'll take a lot of fireworks to clean that place up.
12. TouyaShiro - Fiera on July 20th, 2011 8:55 am
    

    Don't forget the description of the achievement!
    "This is that part"
13. ChemicalKirby on July 20th, 2011 9:05 am
    

    He doesn't seem so happy when you use white gel to send him to space.

    inb4spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
14. Uzumakiclan43 on July 20th, 2011 9:09 am
    

    Wheatley might want to get that checked out. What specifically, I have no idea and even less interest to to find out…
15. redroverone on July 20th, 2011 9:09 am
    

    But…but…it comes in THREE COLORS….

    Oh Gods…my mind….
16. Bobomberman on July 20th, 2011 9:16 am
    

    Does this mean Chell is pregnant? If so I will partake in NONE OF THIS!
17. Fhantinabox on July 20th, 2011 9:26 am
    

    Oh Gods, the times I stood UNDER it….
18. Damocles on July 20th, 2011 9:45 am
    

    Premature test completion
19. Seanhl on July 20th, 2011 9:50 am
    

    oh, come on, Valve made it pretty clear in the game testing was like sex to the cores, although the conversion gel I highly doubt that it was the intention to make it look like, well, you know…
20. MasqueNoMercy on July 20th, 2011 9:56 am
    

    which part?
21. CriticalQuit on July 20th, 2011 9:56 am
    

    Wheatley needs to stop watching test chamber porn.
22. madhatter0082 on July 20th, 2011 10:01 am
    

    His tests might not be very big or last very long, but in regards to how long it takes to get the next one up: LEGENDARY.
23. Marzen on July 20th, 2011 10:03 am
    

    Yep, sounds like another Wednesday to me at Aperture.
24. Shatman on July 20th, 2011 10:25 am
    

    The part where he serves tea and cakes.
25. Dimomarg on July 20th, 2011 10:26 am
    

    It's okay. the euphoric hormones are simulated. it's all simulated. Except the Gallons of ground up moon rocks oozing all over the lab.
26. Darth_Destro on July 20th, 2011 10:28 am
    

    *walks into Halolz, sees latest post*

    0_o
27. MasqueNoMercy on July 20th, 2011 10:29 am
    

    hmmm… well he is british, that's what they do i hear
28. MorningMoon on July 20th, 2011 10:52 am
    

    Looks like you CAME late to the party! :D
29. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 10:57 am
    

    What happens on the other days?
30. Leo E. on July 20th, 2011 10:59 am
    

    Well, you see, when a man gets very happy…
31. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 11:00 am
    

    Or maybe the whole thing is just one big software simulation inside of GLaDOS.

    It was all just a dream….
32. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 11:02 am
    

    At least he didn't COME early, that could have been embarrassing. Waiting around with nothing to do
33. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 11:03 am
    

    Moonbabies!!!
34. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 11:06 am
    

    I hear its a major problem for AI's that test Chell
35. Red_Zero on July 20th, 2011 11:07 am
    

    Uhhh… Poor Chell, having to hear how cores have sexual pleasure while she is a forever alone
36. mattbatcraz on July 20th, 2011 11:12 am
    

    trust me you DON'T wanna know…
37. mattbatcraz on July 20th, 2011 11:14 am
    

    GLaDOS: Well this is the part where he kills us…

    Wheatly: HELLO! This is the part where I kill you!
38. VT_Juju_Man on July 20th, 2011 11:27 am
    

    Guess what, wheatley's sperm is pure poison, and I am deathly ill
39. HughbertEsq on July 20th, 2011 12:37 pm
    

    Oh you Dirty Core!
40. Marzen on July 20th, 2011 12:39 pm
    

    SCIENCE!
41. Gearheadmk2 on July 20th, 2011 12:55 pm
    

    Trust you, you DONT want to…
42. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 20th, 2011 1:05 pm
    

    I always thought they killed the Scots and ate the Irish babies… but maybe that's just a rumor.
43. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 20th, 2011 1:06 pm
    

    Darth, it's not safe for us sane people.

    Want to join me in drinking it all away?
44. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 20th, 2011 1:08 pm
    

    NOT ENUFF SYENSE!
45. C__F on July 20th, 2011 1:09 pm
    

    Greetings Gentlemen, this is the part in which you are welcomed to the afterlife.
46. C__F on July 20th, 2011 1:09 pm
    

    Fact: You will never go to space.
    Fact: Space does not exist.
47. Doctor Rover on July 20th, 2011 1:33 pm
    

    rel="nofollow">We all know how productive Wheatley is.
48. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 1:34 pm
    

    It isn't, we actually do stuff like that. But only on holiday.
49. TheAl41 on July 20th, 2011 1:34 pm
    

    Inb4 it was rule 35, just waiting to happen!
50. TomQuoVadis on July 20th, 2011 1:34 pm
    

    I can only think of one thing to say in response to this.

    WHY?
51. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 1:35 pm
    

    Now how did that happen?
52. oddball250 on July 20th, 2011 1:36 pm
    

    no were not allowed to eat the babies anymore (they claim its Inhumane) were still allowed to kill a scot though so thats ok
53. KZN02 on July 20th, 2011 1:37 pm
    

    There should be such a core.
54. MasterLuigi452 on July 20th, 2011 1:44 pm
    

    No Leo.
    Back down.
55. MasterLuigi452 on July 20th, 2011 1:50 pm
    

    MFW
    <img src="http://myfacewhen.com/i/440.jpg"&gt;
56. nighten2_0 on July 20th, 2011 1:56 pm
    

    … my eyes… my head… my…mukbackwards. *awsomeface*
57. nighten2_0 on July 20th, 2011 1:58 pm
    

    … I never got hit by it till the boss. O.O MY VIRGINITY!!!!!!!!!! oh god bad joke… I'm going to hang myself now…
58. nighten2_0 on July 20th, 2011 1:59 pm
    

    Fact: everything he says is a lie.
59. nighten2_0 on July 20th, 2011 2:01 pm
    

    whats muk spelled backward again? I beleaive it was *POTTED PLANT!* X_X
60. nighten2_0 on July 20th, 2011 2:02 pm
    

    and I am COMING!
61. nighten2_0 on July 20th, 2011 2:02 pm
    

    SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEBABIES!
62. nighten2_0 on July 20th, 2011 2:03 pm
    

    ARG!!! TVTROPES MY ONLY… oooh science…
63. nighten2_0 on July 20th, 2011 2:04 pm
    

    O.O evil face…
64. Seto_Kaiba on July 20th, 2011 2:09 pm
    

    OBJECTION!
65. HughbertEsq on July 20th, 2011 2:37 pm
    

    DAWKINS RAGE!
66. GaryMotherFuckinOak on July 20th, 2011 2:43 pm
    

    *leaves halolz*
67. Rocker23220 on July 20th, 2011 2:49 pm
    

    So I guess I wasn't that far off when I started calling it "science splooge"???
68. ProfessorLuigi on July 20th, 2011 2:55 pm
    

    Since it was something you said, it was not a contradiction.
69. Jimmy on July 20th, 2011 2:59 pm
    

    There's SCIENCE…in my pants!!!
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/vsrecommendedgames/images/b/bf/I_jizz_in_my_pants_by_HOLIMOUNT.jpg&quot; width="200" length="200">
70. Jimmy on July 20th, 2011 3:01 pm
    

    Sexual education system…I am disappoint.
71. Jimmy on July 20th, 2011 3:04 pm
    

    Oak: "Aww, what's wrong? I came as soon as I heard you completed your test!!! I can't come any faster, I'm old you know!!!"

    Jimmy: "Your grandpa is weird, you know that right?"
72. Jimmy on July 20th, 2011 3:06 pm
    

    He he he…inside GLaDOS…that's what she said…
73. Dr.Panda on July 20th, 2011 3:13 pm
    

    Chell needs an adult?
74. EddRazzell on July 20th, 2011 3:13 pm
    

    :O
75. Gary_Blue on July 20th, 2011 3:16 pm
    

    So when GlaDOS says she wants to test forever…

    I should be pleased?
76. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 20th, 2011 3:30 pm
    

    At least you guys aren't the Welsh…

    Speaking of which, anyone want to tie a sheep to a lamppost and watch them fight over it?
77. nighten2_0 on July 20th, 2011 3:47 pm
    

    YEP!
78. Darth_Destro on July 20th, 2011 3:48 pm
    

    Gladly.

    I just hope I have enough alcohol.
79. smartmonkey on July 20th, 2011 4:22 pm
    

    Grammar hammer: posting*
80. quaker171 on July 20th, 2011 4:27 pm
    

    also, it's *character, not charcater. It's an honest typo, though
81. C__F on July 20th, 2011 4:32 pm
    

    Ladies and gentlemen, Seto Kaiba wins again.
82. C__F on July 20th, 2011 4:34 pm
    

    Hmm, well, that's the last time I listen to the Fact Core.
83. Dimomarg on July 20th, 2011 4:36 pm
    

    hm… then Wheatley is a robot running within a robot *INCEPTION THEME*
84. nighten2_0 on July 20th, 2011 4:43 pm
    

    Fact: that's a fact! :D
85. El_bruno on July 20th, 2011 4:44 pm
    

    Meh, this kind of crap doesn't ruin the characters for me anymore, I've got already assumed that all of my favorite characters have been Rule 34'd from the moment I see them (Hence I haven't looked for Okami in dA or any of those sites).
86. Seto_Kaiba on July 20th, 2011 4:47 pm
    

    Look, you need to understand something: I'm winning. I always win. Even when I lose, I win. I've spent the last several months logged off of Halolz to perfect my strategy, and that is: winning.

    Before OBJECTIONS, I was posting Gentlemen response. Because that's how I post. I have one response, I have one kind of logic: win.
87. EddRazzell on July 20th, 2011 4:48 pm
    

    …And I just got to 69 e-peen!
88. Combatbeaver on July 20th, 2011 4:48 pm
    

    Well at least he ERECTED a comment as soon as he CAME in
89. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 4:49 pm
    

    inb4iamanadult
90. Combatbeaver on July 20th, 2011 4:51 pm
    

    don't worry one will probably appear in the underground show (machinima series)
91. Herman Groenenboom on July 20th, 2011 4:52 pm
    

    Posting -> Poting -> Pooting —> POOTIS SPENCER HEAR

    Close enough..
92. quaker171 on July 20th, 2011 5:17 pm
    

    It's monocle and top hat time!
93. quaker171 on July 20th, 2011 5:18 pm
    

    Wait a second, wait a second, you were posting "Gentlemen response"? Don't you mean "responses"?
94. oddball250 on July 20th, 2011 6:33 pm
    

    Hell yes
95. Artakha on July 20th, 2011 8:28 pm
    

    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/Hiyama/Snake-OMG.png&quot; border="0">
96. penguindude42 on July 20th, 2011 8:52 pm
    

    ALTERNATE TITLE:
    Wheatley's Hot Sticky Fluids
97. Xenrek on July 20th, 2011 9:50 pm
    

    FACT: Space is the presence of "nothing" so because there is nothing there, nothing can exist there, because if something existed there, there wouldn't be any space, space is an empty section of nothing, so in fact, space DOES NOT exist.
98. coltsman88 on July 20th, 2011 10:37 pm
    

    Objection! I thought those with money could indeed "Screw the rules". You of all people should know that, Seto Kaiba
99. Zyquux on July 20th, 2011 10:45 pm
    

    He didn't mean alcohol. *nudgenudge*
100. Zyquux on July 20th, 2011 10:47 pm
     

     Oh look at this screenshot I made three months ago.

     EDIT: Forgot this: /oldjoke
101. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 20th, 2011 11:36 pm
     

     <img src="http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af247/Dawnrider-kitty/SpikeISWYDT.png"&gt;
102. Gary_Blue on July 21st, 2011 12:12 am
     

     You're like, the YuGiOh version of me.
103. Jimmy on July 21st, 2011 3:19 am
     

     …but she IS an adult. :-|
104. Jimmy on July 21st, 2011 3:20 am
     

     You swallowed didn't you? Someone call the poison control center…
105. Jimmy on July 21st, 2011 3:24 am
     

     But if there's no space…then that means…there's no volume!!! NOOOOOOOoooooooo…………….

     You are now claustrophobic.
106. Jimmy on July 21st, 2011 3:25 am
     

     Lust core?

     Hmm…make it so. Rule #34 do your worst.
107. TomQuoVadis on July 21st, 2011 4:02 am
     

     I made the mistake of looking up something precious to my childhood on dA once.

     …

     ONCE.
108. Lord_Science on July 21st, 2011 8:18 am
     

     Don't tempt it!
109. HughbertEsq on July 21st, 2011 5:04 pm
     

     NEIN NEIN NEN NEIN NEIN
110. HughbertEsq on July 21st, 2011 5:07 pm
     

     Le Jeux
111. PortalMan118 on July 22nd, 2011 12:35 am
     

     I am proud of us as a race that it took as long as it did for a sexual portal joke.

     HUMANITY: WE ARE IMPROVING!!
112. TheAl41 on July 22nd, 2011 1:04 pm
     

     <img src="http://gotarant.com/media/rants/hate.jpg"&gt;
113. cap0man on July 25th, 2011 12:36 am
     

     Sigh, seriously? Why is it that so many must ruin all good thing.
114. Tacogod225 on July 25th, 2011 9:07 pm
     

     Put a portal there….and there. Now walk through that one and -- wait! Go back! Now go forward! Back again! OH YES! That was orgasmically satisfying!

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