Don’t look at me… I just post this stuff!
Also, I do NOT recommend playing all three at the same time.
By R33MIX and FineLeatherJackets, submitted by several people.
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Categories: Extreme CloseUp, Lords of the Dance, Musical, Off Duty, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software, Video Clips, Weird, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (119 Comments) |
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(135 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)




Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Well, now that heavy weapon's guy has stared into the depths of my soul while hip thrusting… I think I'll call it a night. *goes to bed with night-light plugged in*
Someone tell me I wasn't the only one looking at the BLU Engie, waiting for his head to erect into his helmet.
Silly Shawn, telling people not to do somethi… OH GEEZE WHY DID I DO THAT!?
First video was good.
Second video was amazing!
third video… I hope Shawn really only posts this stuff. Past Shawn's face over hoovy for epic lulz. :P
playing all 3 at the same time? challenge accepted.
That was amazing! I recommend it. ALOT. good thing #2 was on loop.
The second I saw that heavy dance I instantly knew I wanted to be the Medic he dances with.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-nope.avi.gif">
NOPE.avi
I usually don't like dancing related stuff but heavies face is just priceless. Type of a face like "medic please, contain your uber."
Nope.jpg
I've had to sing "Tricky" on popstar and I must say,it is tricky to rock a rhyme that's right on time….
Also just play video one and three,sounds awesome :]
and not one "Barbra Streisand" dance video?
Internet, I am disappoint
play all three just cause you said not to? yep
All that's missing in the dancing heavy video is the words "I want you" flashing on the screen every time it goes to the Heavy's face. I mean, look at his eyes!
Playing all three at the same time makes it sound like the server, though…
I thought it was very well done.
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Shawn… getting -1? Is thier a troll in the base?
Redeploying additional +1s…
Warning, Red Troll is in the base! Supplementary +1's have been given.
Disregarded Shawn. Played all three at the same time.
…It's a good thing I didn't have any sanity left beforehand.
This only ensures the inevitable TF2 version of the Rick roll…….
I don't normally watch TF2 Dance Videos, but when I do,
Heavy's Rape face creeps me the fuck out.
Gif here:
<img src="http://i.min.us/ibJN2M.gif">
I played all three at the same time. Time exploded.
please do the close up on his face
does the third video have dance music from mass effect?
Why did you do this to me, now I will have nightmares, and not the good pony kind of night mares…
that smile is so seductive, I can't resist
Gotta move that +1 up!
That rape face is haunting my dreams, and I'm not even asleep yet.
Moderator down!
Please tell me I'm not the only one who cannot hear that song without thinking of SSX.
Why are the TF2 "pros" in the second video? 'o'
or Sasha (you know he only sleeps with her/it) or Natascha (his mistress)
You are not alone, brother
Red Troll in the base? QUICK, +1 EVERYTHING!!!
I know it's not my job to do this, but…
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
Is there a troll in the base?
Don't know if he wants me
or just staring into my soul
So from what I got from the 3 Videos was, that the Blu Team tricked the Red team by making them even more drunk than usual and killed the low HP SpyDemo* and Scout, leaving the Red Heavy all alone, and since the Red heavy was alone he decided to practice his moves before he puts his moves on the Red Scout's Mom.
*Silly people Demoman can't die from Alcohol, or you would see *Team Color Liver [Team's Demoman]*. (Somebody who would enjoys 1+ should make that btw)
On a related note, I hope I don't start seeing spray tags of this on TF2…
Oh sweet! It's TF2 video marathon again!
Video #2 = F2P'ers in a nutshell.
I'm Commander Heavy and this is my favorite dance on 2Fort
Oh please, is THAT weird? rel="nofollow">
…Did I win a cookie?
You think that scary, to me that's sexy.
But if you want scary go look up "youshouldnthavedonethat" on youtube
If this comment gets thumbs down cause you actually went "Challenge accepted" on that YouTube search I said above, I will not blame you.
Why can't it be both?
Even thought I'm not a f2p player, most of them aren't noobs now after few days.
He's "not being a spy" right now
*Walks into Halolz coffee room*
Hey guys, what's going o-
*sees heavy dancing*
-n I just realized I left my dog on, I'll be back
*full turn and GTFO*
Antivirus: "Access to (.gif URL here) has been denied."
What is this, I don't even…
Oh god…I know that face…THAT FACE!
PIXAR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!
I'd post a "you got pwned" gif right now, but my iPad can't do that atm. I hate you apple for not letting me use gif HTML crap…
Problem with my new profile pic?
Correction, #3 also has a loop!
Seriously, what the fuck is in that gif that made even my antivirus consider it dangerous for me and my psyche??
Perhaps you searched: "Ben Drowned" on YouTube?
I didn't know I was in that video!
Thanks for pointing that out.
You forgot iron curtain (his fat b*tch)
…….It appears that this dialogue branch has forced me to take desperate measures.
<img src="http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/el_bruno/cd436b6baaa0b52f6322318adc6a33df.gif?v=76800">
Really? The Aussie server's are littered with them, and they aren't getting better at all. :(
youshouldnthavedonethat.ben
Thy asked and god shall bestow upon thee as received
Uber HIM NOW!!!!
How to improve an already great video:
Step 1: Start playing #2, set volume to mute
Step 2: Start playing #3, have music on
Step 3: Watch #2
Enjoy
Why dos everyone no like? I think it's sexy?
I remember I was a noob when the "Mac update" came out for tf2, got the hang of it after less than a day
Well i guess that heavy
*Glasses*
Was fully cha-cha-charged
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Against Shawn's advice I watched all 3 at the same time… My eyes melted out of my skull.
*Unlurk*
Here you go: http://www.gifsoup.com/view/2839220/heavy-dancing…
Can't get rid of the tag at the bottom unfortunately.
*Relurk*
I was expecting the It's Tricky video to contain snowbards and ridicilous amounts of air time. =(
That is true, I was actually in a payload game where one team was mostly F2P'ers. They couldn't get the cart past the first point…
<img src="http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2008/081205-epic-fail.jpg">
*spits tea*
A TF2 DANCE VIDEO IS ACTUALLY PORTRAYING THE MEDIC AS STRAIGHT?
good.
*logs onto Halolz to see his submission, without his name as the submiter of the BLU team is Bored*
SHAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!
And Sandvich is their pimp.
Someone says -1 troll in the base, Gives the excuse to give everyone free e-Peen welcome to halolz.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loi4gzXibH1qzcdjz…. now tagless.
What… what did I just watch. Oh god, now it's burned into my eyes!
<img src="http://thmg.photobucket.com/albums/v382/Psychocountessa/Gifs/th_cannotunsee.gif">
That… third video… oh man.
Damnit if I don't have a burning desire to play SSX right now!
DAT GAZE!!!!
Are you alone…….
NOPE.
Challenge Accepted.
Later: Everything went better than expected.
The heavy is easily creepier than BEN. And the heavy is only mildly creepy.
oh God, you already have that face as your avatar, it makes the heavy look more pedoish than the mailman in twilight princess (if that's even possible)
Is Engie's hat in the wrong place?
NOPE
rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
rel="nofollow">Dont worry he's dead nowI
Seeeeeee?
White people (on very rare occasions) can dance!
if you think thats scary type in Pickle surpirse in youtube
MMMMYYYYY EEEEAAAAAARRRRRSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
is very nice
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<img src="http://files.sharenator.com/me_gusta2_s566x564_182695_580_The_Numbers_behind_Prostitution-s566x564-184319-580.png">
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Are you sure you saw the rel="nofollow">right video?
<img src="http://www.fineleatherjackets.net/images/wallpapers/44.jpg">
<img src="http://www.leadingsmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Yes.jpg">
I find that insulting!
he's stalking teenagers in his underpants in Hell now, oh rel="nofollow">well
From observing the video and applying your comment assumed as truth, I surmise that F2P's have more fun.
Somethings wrong…
Oh i know!
its not dancing!
Actually, there are a number of those on Youtube, and there have been for quite some time. I think there's just some sort of cosmic law that keeps them from showing up here.
This one thing might be the only thing I have seen that may be immune to the godliness of fire.
<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loi4gzXibH1qzcdjz.gif">
link from above
First I was wtf, then I played them all at once and was wtf.
Yep. I just find the heavy creepier.
What ever immunity power up you are using i want it!
I used Nayru's Love before watching the video. I didn't use it before watching the Heavy dancing.
Yep… this is me losing my mind.
<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm4g96gdWA1qha245o1_400.gif">
Oh come on, even I know this pony fad isn't going to die soon. ;)
P.S. THE STARE BURNS INTO YOUR SOUL. o_o
First Video = a well choreographed dance session
second video = was the pyro singing??????
third video = what is this I don't even?!?!
third one shall remain epic for all time, the first was meh.
the second one was everyone trying to be the heavy in the 3rd one.
The heavy bit and the spy(That IS a spy right?) bit.
And please change your picture it pierced my soul making it explode in pain.
My head hurts just trying to contemplate what I have just seen… *clicks replay*
rel="nofollow">No!
rel="nofollow">Yeah!
Yup, there the only ppl not raging
I did what was suggested on Youtube. Paused Wanna Dance, muted it, played Guile's Theme.
SPEECHLESS.
Once again, not the same on the Aussie servers.. I hope it changes soon, heh.
<img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8560" title="Premature Medication (comic)" src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-prematuremedication.gif" alt="Premature Medication (comic)" width="500" height="680">
so…this is what it feels like to submit somthing…
commander heavy new sandvich has been delivered to your quarters.
Stop complaining about the f2p'ers, they are people too and they dont bother me.
You have two options:
<img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080310214950/uncyclopedia/images/3/3d/You_just_got_pwned.jpg">
or:
<img src="http://gamesprays.com/images/icons/youtube-ragequit-2624_preview.jpg">
I expected helicopters!