I’m not a big enough Harry Potter fan to think of a witty tagline for this one. Best one in the comments wins! Also apparently not our first TF2 Harry Potter thing.
By Yasmin Liang, submitted by several people.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 19, 2011 · 2:18 PM
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Harry Potter and the Fortress of Teams.
You Medic, Harry.
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I'm a vat?
Here's one:WHAT THE FU-can't let you do that, WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and 3nd
As long as you don't touch Heavgrid's umbrella, you should be fine.
Also, not pictured: Severus Snipe.
MEDIC IS WIZARD!
OBJECTION! Medic can't be Harry Potter because Harry's parents died whereas Medic can easily revive he parents!…Provided they're still intact.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sentries
Explanation for this crossover?
A wizard did it.
*Avada kedavra'd*
-6 in 16 mins come on do better halolzers
Hey look, it's Archimedes.
Must…think…of…potter…hating…pun…
Troll that causes facepalm instead of rage? C'mon, do better, fool.
Do I even want to know who gets to be Hermione?
He's trolling us by making us think he is poorly trolling! THAT MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!
Its people like you that makes me disappointed in this place. What ever happened to Halolz? Has it come to the point where e-peen is an important thing here? Back then people were in it for the comments, not the +1. We told jokes and didn't fear the -1s. Now we have dumbasses like you running around trying to be funny. I miss the good old days where you idiots weren't around. None of the old members are around here anymore because too much stupidity comes from here. 4chan seems a lot better than here, something I wish I would never have to say. At least the Church of Falcon forums aren't filled with the derp here.
Who killed Dumblescout.
I would say Severus Spy
You forgot the TV Tropes link.
Harry Uber and the Chamber of Crockets.
Demo Malfoy, Ronald Wheatley, … only ones I can come up with at the moment…
Wait, BlurrySandwich already did Chamber of Sentries.
Hrrm…
Harry Pyro and the M1+W of Fire?
Yes, much better!
DOCTOR! YOU ARE WIZARD!!
Shush you.
1)*clap*
2)not in it for the e-peen, in it for the lulz
3)have a +1
pyro?
Ubertimus Chargicus!
thefooldofmon is parodying more than he is part of the problem… more pointing it out than causing it ya know?
years from now he will be looked upon as a commenting pioneer
sasha looks more lady like as an umbrella than a gun… yes i just figured since heavy is always holding sasha, and that heavy is holding an umbrella, therefore the gun has become the umbrella… that dove should have a scout hat
Harry Potter and the Deathly Halolz. Seems like a catch all term for all future Harry Potter entries.
It costs 400,000 galleons to fire magic from this umbrella for 12 seconds.
This picture is missing Archimedes, The medic's messenger Pigeon.
Medic Potter and The Credit to Team?
Sweet…
Jesus….
What is this?
I don't even…
Psh, they probably don't even need to be intact, as long as the brain is still functioning.
I prefer Demodore.
No no no Dumbleman
Archimedes is in the picture! He's sitting on top of medic's left shoulder
Then what pray is that white-coloured avian species upon his shouder?
Fool of a Took
Minion of Lord Engiemort
Medic Potter and the Prisoner of AdminBan
Medic Potter and the Intel of Fire
Medic Potter and the Order of the Server
Medic Potter and the Half-ping Prince
There, that ought to suffice
Avadacadavra? How about SASHA! WAH WAH HAHA
Ehhh… swing and a miss for me. Not saying anything bad, but just not that funny to me.
This makes me want a Mediwand for TF2. :/
How did he get out of Scout Weasley?
Is that 'cause she's hot?
SPYYYYYYYYYY IN THE DUNGEON
He's right there, Archemedwig is his name!
Heavy Potter and the Meaty sandviches.
*hides wand*
A winnar is you.
part of me want to make a pioneer's dumb hat joke..but no, thank you sir for getting the joke at last
Spah's sappin' mah Horcruxes!
Ubercharge = Protego Maxima?
It's more likely than you think.
TROLLLLLL! IN THE COMMENTS! TROLLLLL IN THE COMMENTS!
I thought you'd ought to know…. *faints*
Medic Potter and the Saxton's Stone
Medic Potter and the Chamber of Sentries
Medic Potter and the Prisoner of AdminBan
Medic Potter and the Intel of Fire
Medic Potter and the Order of the Server
Medic Potter and the Half-Ping Prince
Medic Potter and the Demopan Hallows
Except Medic doesn't revive people. He just makes them invincible, provided they aren't already dead.
I see what you did there
my first thought was "heavy potter"
but the medic is harry potter
the heavy is playing the role of the hairy guy that goes around collecting 10 year olds to go to a magic school to play with wands
Severus Snipe kills Demodore.
With that lazy eye of his, it appears Heavgrid is He Who Shall Not Be Laid.
I could almost believe this if they had hats.
You're a wizard, Medic!
What
How did I miss that
/idiot moment
The Demopan Hallows: Staout Shako and 2 Refined?
Holy shit! i forgot all about that shitty heavy medic thing i made XD
Can't wait for those confusing fan fictions I hear about reading.
Medic Potter and the Chamber of Intels.
Giveus Meus Sandwichus
Pauling?
It costs 100,000 Galleons to cast magic with this wand … for 12 seconds.
<img src="http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w271/SittingNowhere/Random/what-is-this-i-dont-even-thumb.jpg" border="0" What is this? I don't even Pictures, Images and Photos"/>
Scout's mom. Because she acts so much like she's in charge of Ron, and Ron is Scout.
What the hell is this, some kind of sandvich with words?!
Your icon makes that about twice as hilarious to read.
Uh… shouldn't it be 400,000 galleons? Just sayin'
Whoops, I didn't recall the quote exactly. And there's the exchange rate.
Ron, Ron, Ron Weascout.
YER A MEDIC HARRY. BLIMEY.
rel="nofollow">Here's how
Hermione Grengie.
Scout Weasley
Soldier black
Pyromionie
Demodore
Heavgrid
Engie longdungerees
Sniperus snape
Medy Potter
Spydamort
(I know some of these are in recent comments but everyones too smart to give me a chance)
(sewer) Medic Potter and the Order of the Painis.
Obviously a spy because of all the polyjuice potions she brews.
ENTIRE TEAM IS DEATH EATER!
Engie. But only because now you'll think of him every time you think of Emma Watson.
Harry poster, and the deadly Backstabs
you got a all flavored bean for that one…
Possibly the sniper from Final Combat?
How dare you critisize the coon cap!
As long as I don't get one of those questionable flavors I'm alright with that
I knew there would be another Potter sequel!
…
*knocks on Shawn's door*
Shawn, I received a message from Fingolfin, Feanor and Gil-Galad. They would like to have a word with you about their representation on the website.
They don't look too happy either.
Also, a 7-Zip.
Because no one buys Winrar olololol.
What about Pyro Malfoy?
Original comment 0 e-Peen, random reply +5 e-Peen… Welcome to Halolz
Don't forget the Tales of Heavy the Lard.
I still think they should had named a spell Alakablam. Then we'd have the perfect Pokémon/Harry Potter crossover: Avada, Kedavra and Alakablam!
Who is that incredibly trustworthy-looking heavy with the pink umbrella?
Stout Sorting Hat for two refined?
Wait a second! 5 of those are from other people's posts!
Can't believe no one's said this one yet…
You're a wizard MED-IC!
I'm… a what?
It's a compilation. It's for lazy f***s like me who don't want to read three different posts to find all seven titles.
I half expected a clip from Alien. That's just as good.
But I'm still here! but….but……. where's everyone else gone?
KingofRetards? Wolven Glory? Mexican Juice? Daifuku? Where are you guys?!?
I'm….. I'm so alone……..
There really isn't enough representation for Middle-Earth here.
+1 because it is actually related to the submission (for once).
It think it has more too do with the Pyro's supposed femininity and Hermione's "signature" portable blue flames.
/literalism
"Medic Potter and the Half-Ping Prince"
AHEM
It needs more. Definitely better than this Harry Potter bullcrap.
I think you win the most clever caption contest.
nah, it's definitely because of this:
<img src=http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJCA1Uot3fR7ywjQ-2Y49GwohzkdDSSZNSo8Gh_O_MEtabhHWHBQ>
You still have me! :D
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Where are you going?
According to the following page, the rate is $7.82 per galleon. http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Wizarding_curre…
That would make it about 51150.90 galleons to fire magic out of that umbrella for twelve seconds. It just doesn't roll off of the tongue the same way. Also, we have to consider the cost of magic itself.
Who -1'd this? This is brilliant! Although, it could've been better if it were Sandvichus…
Yes….no one *buys* Winrar. >.>
SPY SAPPIN' MAH PATRONUS
But Harry Potter is awesome too!
I'm sorry, but my big beef is that Sauron, had he access to technology such as armor piercing rounds and sniper scopes, would have not been too "honorable" to utilize the fuck out of them. All he'd need is the palantir and a trident missle. Good-bye fellowship. Good-bye Rivendell. O HAI THER VALAR.
Mt. Doom is actually hiding a ICBM silo.
He who shall not be spychecked has returned!
that cracked me up xD thanks for the lulz
Does anyone agree that Hagrid look like Crazy Dave in PvZ? lol
Doctor! Why must we dress up in costume?!…..I feel like boy-slave keeper from homeland!
This makes SPOOKY amounts of sense.