For the first time in my life I actually feel bad for that damn fairy! Or at least not intense hatred.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 15, 2011 · 11:20 AM
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You know why he didn't listen…. because his controller was missing the damn up c button
Redheads… my only weakness.
… Didn't realise what a jerk Link was. Let's try this again.
*Plays OoT*
"Hey! Listen!"
Aaaand the rage comes back.
Ze goggles, they do nothing!
But…at the end of OoT, Navi is the one who tells you to go to Zelda, Navi is the one who leaves you at the game, and in MM, Link is looking for Navi…the video doesn't make sense if you actually follow the plot…and Navi can't heal Link either.
Fun Fact: Nintendo said that Navi FELL IN LOVE WITH LINK during the events of OoT.She just followed you, never once voicing her feelings, knowing that in order to save the world, he would have to be with someone else. And an entire generation hates her because of just. One. Phrase. You bastards.
Hrm. Being the King of The Gerudo (not to mention The Great King of Evil), I never thought of Ganondorf as a hobo.
This is exactly what I was thinking throughout the entire video.
The real bastard? Tingle. He ruined an entire decade of Legend of Zelda.
Well, he was needed in WW. Better then that fucking owl at least.
Maybe it's because I just watched FLCL… but it would have never made sense between the two of them.
I can't see straight as a result.
Oh Navi….All these years i hated and ignored you, but deep down you were just a hurt soul looking for attention.
Yes my dear I will listen! What is it you have to say?
Navi: "This is a tree!"
……
*Re-enacts the following image* http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/19/link-finally-sna…
Looks more amish than a hobo….. but that would conflict with wanting the triforce of power
-1 TROLL! +1ING EVERYONE!
you know, if you had put it that way, I'd listen.
Apparently Navi's problem is that she needed to eat a damned sandwich.
Is that…Meekakitty?! *fangirl squeal*
Navi, Tingle or Kaepora Gaebora (the owl), which is the least annoying?
I'd have to say Tingle.
Spplmj, you forgot bullets. Everyone's weakness.
Well it's no surprise. Link is practically a chick magnet in just about every game.
Would you like yours with or without Deku nuts?
I'm going to be blunt and disagree with some of us here. I still hate Navi and this video hasn't changed my opinion for reasons more than one. Anyone else with me here? I can't be the only one.
And fire too. Hence why fiery redheads are super effective.
2:40-3:10 -- 30 seconds of CONTINUAL "HEY, LISTEN!"
…and it was going so well…
It's because he's such a good listener with a big (multiple) heart.
Same, as soon as you give it boobs, I listen too.
You're not. The video doesn't change my hatred of Navi.
Navi:
-Loud and often having nothing helpful to say
-Speaks often, see above
Hovers over enemies and objects to make targetting easier
Tingle:
-He's Tingle
-Charges a behemoth of rupees just to give you maps and charts
His maps and charts and indeed useful
He's easily lovably hateable
Kaepora Gaebora:
-Has nothing truly interesting to say, ever
-Follows you everywhere as a kid
-His speeches are easy to repeat
+Can give you some pretty cool flying-shortcuts/scenes
+Has a pretty cool upside face <a href="http://(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100412022…)” target=”_blank”>(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100412022…)
Personally, I find Tingle the least annoying. At least he's nowhere to be found in OoT, compared to the other two being around every corner.
and Boneitis.
You have to understand that Navi was the one constant thing in Link's life. Throughout the entire game, Link was thrown into a new world, tasked with finding the Spiritual Stones, thrown seven years into the future, and forced to save the world. It all happened very fast, and the one thing that didn't change was Navi.
I like this song… I like how it has an alternative look on Link and Navi's relationship but mostly I like how it has fan boy's panties in a bunch :D
I just rate it as Found in Link to the Past:
None of them.
Which is why that one is the greatest of all.
but if you saved tingle in ww, then you got a nifty camera!
Oh come on. There's plenty of things that were kept through the years. Like some of Link's equipment, Ruto's personality, the ocarina that Saria gave to-
OOH A BLUE ONE.
That…. I did not know.
Still a total cocktease.
rage? thats pure hate
Hokai, So. Hot redhead. But can we get a version of the video without the extra two and a half minutes of exposition?
yes but in OoT she wasn't hot
So then the lyrics make her out to be a self-centered bitch… but she never gave her energy to heal Link (what would a blue faerie do anyways? recover magic?)… and eve if this falls in line with the nintendo statement, it's still choose between feelings or saving the world.
Though this Link is an asshole, and that Ganon has an awesome beard.
OBJECTION!
Navi:
+Adorable
+SHINY!!!
-Small enough to bury herself in someone's hair
-Reviled for inane reasons
Tingle:
=He's friggin' Tingle!
+Has a sweet mini-beard
-Pervy little jerk
+Is a big-nosed midget
-Greedier than all hell
Kaepora Gaebora:
-DOES NOT EXIST!
-WILL NEVER EXIST!
-HAS NEVER EXISTED!!!
Thanks for your time.
Hobodorf? Ganonbum?
Given the amount of visible light that she emitted naturally I'm assuming there was some sort of warmth to accompany it.
Pretty sure he's also black…ish. Definitely not-white.
It only renews mine. Especially after she asked me every five minutes while playing the OoT remake if I was tired, and how she sure is, and her prissy fairy ass needed a break.
Even in Temples/dungeons where she would normally stay quiet…..well, quieter than usual anyway. You didn't need to remind me.
GIRLS?! ON MAI INTERNETS?!
Hi, my names Hugh, whats yours?
And then Midna came along and provided the ultimate in memory-bleach for Zelda fans everywhere
i was going to complain about how this doesnt make sense storyline wise, but then i realized she was fucking hot and forgot why i hated her in the first place
I am melting!
What if Navi joined forces with Ganondorf?
HEY! LISTEN! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
HEY! LISTEN! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
HEY! LISTEN! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
HEY! LISTEN! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
HEY! LISTEN! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
OBJECTION!
http://www.zeldawiki.org/Kaepora_Gaebora
DON'T TRY OBJECTING TO THE DAMN KRISTOPH GAVIN!
What if Navi set things on fire upon getting too close?
Ovahdrive, you are correct. Ganondorf's bronzed.
That was delicious!
Link: *gasp of air* Oh god…. what happened babe?
Zelda: Ganon wooped your ass, then that crazy fairy ex or yours came by and… she just disappeared.
Link: Disappeared? Wait…. does that mean…. OH NO.
Navi *inside*: WE HAVE BECOME ONE. TOGETHER FOREVER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Link: ….fuck.
Zelda: …..so…. would this count as polygamy?
(alternate)
Link: *gasp of air* Oh god…. what happened babe?
Zelda: Ganon wooped your ass, then that crazy fairy ex or yo-
Halolz User: OBJECTION!
Link: What.
Halolz User: This comment doesn't make sense! Link was not able to talk in OoT so therefore this comment is unfunny and badly written. PAULRUS IS EVIL AND UNABLE TO MAKE FUNNY AND HE SHOULD FEEL BAD THE END.
Me: Come ON man, stop letting the facts get in the way of the joke.
Halolz User: Also, why is Navi a full grown human in this video?! Those who play OoT understand that OBVIOUSLY Navi is a small sphere of light around the size of Link's hand. The lack of continuty in this video makes me SIIIICK. *throws up*
Zelda: Jesus Christ, kid!
Halolz User: AND HOW DO THEY KNOW WHO JESUS IS, HMMMMM?! And for that matter, God?! A correct term would be "Din", "Farore", or "Nayru". Or rather, they could've used the many sages from the game….
Me: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things.
Navi: FOREEEEVER!!!!!
Me: Quiet you.
(alternate alternate)
Link: *gasp of air* Oh god…. what happened, babe?
Zelda: Ganon wooped your ass, then that crazy fairy ex or yours came by and… she just disappeared.
Link: …..
Zelda: ….what?
Link: …..
Zelda: Link? Are you all-
Link: rel="nofollow">*SCREAM*
*cut to black*
Clorox?
so any red head would do?
hmmmmm…..
<img src="http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/carrot-top-2007a.jpg">
rel="nofollow">
So he's from Jersey?
Hey! Listen!
*clears throat*
I like Navi!
*hides in anti-flame war fortress*
"Watch, he'll post a redhead any second now.
(Waits)
Aaaaaany second now.
(Antivillain posts)
See? Red! Oh wait…that's a dude."
more to your liking?
<img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hot-redhead-girls-12.jpg?w=500" width="375" height="562">
side note: typing "redhead" with safe search off brings up a lot of porn
Besides, everybody knows that "the competition" wouldn't be Zelda, but Saria.
I can't help but feel you may have at some point had a decent joke somewhere around there, but then through overconfidence and/or under-confidence, you tried to make it better, but instead ended up with an awkward wall of text.
I need to stop trying to psychoanalyze people I meet on the internet.
Oh dear Lord, my opinion of Navi finely changed. It took a 5 min video and hot redhead to do it but now i no longer hate that little fairy. And i think im in love with said redhead lol
This is a tragedy in the making, such a finely thought comment and it fails to receive gratitude, all because you were too late…
Especially in dungeons when she insinuates that I'm having trouble so I should solicit the aid of a sheikah stone. Where does she suppose I'll find a sheikah stone half way through the shadow temple?
Not if. When. You (unfortunately) have to let him out of that damn cell, because for whatever reason, he won't translate the charts for you behind bars.
as a Beard Man i must say Ganon BEARD FAIL!!!!!!!!! (exit here and a monkey that a spah)
Don't mind the creepers, miss. Hugh! GET BACK IN YOUR BOX!
In more news, zelda runs away with ganondorf and they get married in a las vegas Chapel, with wisdom and power, they become the owners of the mighty "rupee casino"
Meanwhhile Navi realizes that Link heard her all this time, but because of his mutism, he just could not answer, she now lives with him and midna because "the more the merrier"…
Link still does not talk, but smiles more often…
in chrismas they recieve postcards from the casino…
HAPPY ENDING
TROLL COFFESSES
(Head hits Keyboard)
DAMMIT SHAWN, I COME BACK FROM ENGLAND AND YOU GIVE ME NAV- Hey, shit sounds better than beiber.
(Stop staring at me like that, What? Canadians cant hate beiber?)
say what you want, I like happy endings
ಠ_ಠ
Heck yes we can.
……I've never seen an admitted (or even suspected) fan on Halolz before. What's the policy on this!?
*flairs around looking for the Halolz official unwritten policy and rulebook*
i actually LIKED navi in oot(here comes the hate reply)